Soccer Monkey 16
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Joined 08-18-08, id: 1671015, Profile Updated: 06-13-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey, guys! I'm Soccer Monkey 16, if you didn't get the message. I LOVE all things soccer, but also can't deny an opportunity to shop - unless soccer gets in the way. I am going to be boring and am going to give you standard facts/favorites. Yeah, I can be lame like that sometimes.


Food: Ice cream or chocolate...yum
Sport: Hel-LO!
Color: Blue
Pattern: Either polka-dots or those plaid-stripe-things
Clothing: Jeans
Letter: M
Animal: Either a lemur or a panda...or maybe a snow leopard
Friend: ...shouldn't answer that
Drink: lemonade

Chocolate or Candy: I can't pick!!
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
Silver or Gold: Silver
Magazines or Books: Books
Texting or Calling: Texting

(We're standing in the lunch line. Katie shot a sarcastic comment at Jules and Jules starts to get defensive)
Jules: Hey, I'm not dumb! I'm smarter than Little Red Riding Hood!
Me: So you'd stay away from the wolf?
Jules: (Drops her head) No...I'd probably give him a hug. (Katie starts giggling)
Me: Oh. So you'd seduce the wolf so he won't eat your grandma. (Katie bursts out in laughter)
Jules: Hey! I'm not that desperate!

My Stories

Messenger - Inspired by Shakespear's "Twelfth Night". The next chapter might be posted a little later than planned because I have to sort out some stuff with the plot. Hopefully that'll get done soon.

Bella's ball gown:
Angela's ball gown:
Tanya's ball gown:
The masks (Scroll down to the 18th and 19th row. I couldn't find a more direct link. Bella's is on the 18th row. Tanya's and Angela's are in 19th row):

It's Too Late - Edward and Bella are best friends as they're growing up, and Edward knows he's in love with her, yet he is too scared to tell her out of fear of rejection. Then, Bella dies in a car crash and everything comes spilling out. All Human. Three shot.

Bella's prom dress:
Tanya's prom dress:

I'm really, really sorry for the lack of updates. I haven't had any real inspiration, but now that it's summer, who knows? My brain might get back in the writing mindset. Hopefully I can get some new chapters, one-shots, and stories that I've been trying to work on to you soon.


To anyone who would like somebody to beta for them, I am currently available - and willing - to take the job. Just click the little beta profile button in the top left corner and pm me if you liked what you saw/read.

Currently beta-ing for:
LittleCoward - I am helping her with many stories, including one-shots, one-shots-that-turned-into-more-than-one-shots, and a big story.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll be nice to you...if you give me chocolate

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When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8187 - Favs: 8,406 - Follows: 8,536 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Returning Relative by Shaps reviews
My Pen Pal sequel.AU/AH/Canon pairs. Senior year at Forks begins.Bella's cousin Vanessa comes to stay, upsetting social standings, new relationships and everything in general. Where did she come from? Why does she look beaten? Why does she hate Jacob so?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,069 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Messenger reviews
AH, 1700’s: When Bella works as Tanya’s servant to send messages of love to Duke Edward, sparks fly. Yet the love between their ranks is forbidden, and in this world, not many people can have a fairytale ending. Can it all work out in the end? M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,814 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
On The Sidelines reviews
When the love triangle is complete, most people forget about the third side...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Jessica's Lunch reviews
One-shot. The first day Edward has lunch with Bella, from Jessica's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
It's Too Late reviews
AH 3-shot. Ever since Edward was twelve, he's known he was in love with Bella, the only one too oblivious to notice. Many opportunities present themselves, but he never tells her. Then, when she dies in a car crash, the truth comes spilling out. Please R&
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete