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Hey i'm elizabeth...i'm not really that interesting...so i really don't know what to write about...umm if anythought come to me guess i'll update this...but knowing me i'll forget...so i'll just leave it up to mystique then ;)
now for the cut and paste thingys...as you will soon see i like them very much
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! we are the knights who can see russia from their house...oh you clever monty python people
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI look mamma i'm trams
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile. why should i care how people love?? its really not up to me
If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead syndome, copy this into your profile. la vieeeeeeee boheme
If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile. poor pookie
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. silly wabbit
If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile. alas i am...
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your proflie. she's so hiiiigh like cleopatra joan of arc of arphrodiiite...for all those alive and listening in the 90s i apologize if that song is now in your head
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile rotten little kids
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile i'm through accepting limmits cause someone said there so...yes i will be singing this song for the rest of the night thank you very much
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. i didn't get the whole kanga and roo=kangaroo from winnie the pooh untill i was like 13...so i'm really not surprised
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... yawnnnn
If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile hehehe i made my boyfriend watch part of rent and he said once durring Cover You that, quote, "that girl's kinda hott" aww my poor baby, i think he might be scared for life
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ... Probably the funniest thing i have read for a very very verrrrry long time
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldermort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I am Not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”
30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.
38) I will Not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting
39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.
40) Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane
47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy
48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.