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Hiya! Whats up homies? Just so ya no, i LOOOOOOOVE Mike Newton!!He is the very essence of manliness and could take Edward in a fistfight anyday! (or a slapfight 4 the record!!) I was thouroughly upset when Bella chose Edward over Mike. BTW, my favorite kind of dog is a golden retreiver! I love Mike Newton! I totally think we should a fan club for Mike! Who's with me brotheren?! (Or sisteren for that matter! cause it'd be kinda creepy if a dude loved Mike. But, who could blame them?)Yayyy!!


here are my favorite Twilight characters:

1.Mike Newton

2. Mike Newton

3.Mike Newton

4.Rosalie

5.Mike Newton

6.Lauren

7.Mike Newton

8.Jessica

9.Mike Newton

10.Mike Newton

11.Leah

12.Did i mention Mike Newton?


Reading Twili&ght: So, I read Twilight & it toook me like ova like 5 months. But i liked Mike Newton (the rest not so much) so I decided to keep reading the series. So, I read half the first chapter of New Man but then I got bord and stopped(my crushs sis filled me in) I didnt even bother to read Eclipse then I started Breaking Down & decided it was too long so I read the part w/ Bella & Edweird on the island, skipped Jacob's narrative(cause he sucks) and read the ending!! (I like my fantasy version sooooo much better!)


Hey! Cassie here! I hope u all luv my stories!


My Fave Things!:

Fave sports: Cheerleading and dance and thats it!!

Fave Music: I luv Tayler Swift and Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros!!

Fave Shops: I only shop at Ambercrombie and Hollister. No where else. EVR.

Fave Foods: I really like pink fruitcake that my cousins makes

Fave Books: I dont really like reading too much, but I liked Twilight & I loooove the Clique books!!

Fave Color: I like orange and pink

Fave TV show: I like Super Sweet 16 and American Idol.

Fave Actors: Miley, Pobert Pattinson, Demi Lovato, Reese Witherspoon, and the guy who plays Mike Newton!!

Fave Jonas Brother: JOE!! HES SO HAWT!!

Fave movie: LOL Leagally Blonde 2 is funny (but i never saw the 1st one) and Twilight and Bratz the movie and Bring it on

Fave icecream flavor: Pistaccio!

2nd fave icecream flavor: Blue Moon

3rd favorite icecream color:Starwberry

Fave fruit: Oranges

Fave Meat: I dont eat meat but I do eat bacon & BEEF!! YUMMY!!

Fave video game: ew I hate them all cept DDR max & wii & singing games!

Fave Song: Burnin Up by Jo Bros or Womanizer by Britney Spears

Fave Animal: Kitty Cats

Fave Donut Flavor: Krispyu Creme w/ frosting

Fave Person: Me!!

Fave Soda: Cherry 7up

Fave people to laugh at: Dorks and emo kids!!

BANANAS!!


ALL ABOUT ME! OK, SO I AM REALLY NICE, IM A CHEERLEADER, I LIKE WRITING POETRY, I HAVE BROWN HAIR(bRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN, BLONDES ARE DUMB! LOL) AND BLUE EYES, I LIKE TO SING & DANCE AND CHEERLEAD, I AM SUPER PREETTY AND SMART AND HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS SO PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR FAVE AUHTORS LIST!!


ABOUT ME:

NAME: CASSIE

HAIR COLOR: BRUNETTE

AGE: 14

GENDER: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

LOCATION: IM NOT TELLING!! YOU CREEPY STALKERS!!

FAMILY: TWO SYCHO PARENTS, MY FAT LITTLE SISTER, AND MY KITTY, PRINCESS!

LOVE LIFE: SINGLE (FOR NOW!!)

FRIENDS: TOO MANY 2 COUNT!

RECENT RELATIONSHIPS: DIEGO HERANDEZ (WHO DOESNT LOVE A HOT SPANISH GUY?), KEVIN MCMANNIRE (HE WAS TOO CANADIAN,

JOEY SMITH(BAD KISSER) SAM ADAMMS (SOOO FAT & HIS NAME WAS A BEER. WIERD!!) BUDDY LIGHT(TOTALLY KIDDING!!)

FAVE SUBJECT: LUNCH!!

IDEAL COLLEGE: HARVARD( THATS WHERE LEAGALLY BLONDE WENT & I LOOK GOOD IN BLUE)

WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP: MODEL/ PHYSCOLOGIST/ACTRESS/ SINGER/ STAY AT HOME MOM!!


REVIEW ME PLEASE!!


Why I have a fanfic: I have a fanfic cause I like the twilight books and cuz my crushes sister has one and I want her to be friends with me so I can go to her house & be around her super hottie bro(who I like) Plus he also likes writing so maybe if his sis thincs im cool he'll like me 2. Wish me luck!!


You Mike haters, read!!:

Mike Newton is great,

He I wont eva hate,

I love hime a lot,

Because he is so hot,

Mike Newton is sweet,

I bet he has cute feet,

He is really nice and cute,

And he looks great in a suit,

Mike is super smart,

He is too polite to fart,

Mikey is smooth and witty,

He would save a kitty,

Mike is very charming,

Unlike Edward whos alarming,

He is way to nice to say a diss,

He is the guy i wish I could kiss!!


Convo w/ cheer frenemy:

(BTW, this girl is so mean, I hate her & she went out with this guy that she totaly knew i liked and she is super mean & gossips about me all the time& called me a slut. she is sooo mean!)

Her(Gina): What is your problem? You keep messing up the coreography!! Your such a moron! I mean seriously, what gives?

Me: Shut up.

Her: I will once you gety it right. You need 2 swing ur arms like this!!

Me: Fine

Her: No, thats not right, like this!

Me: What ev.

Her: Its not a what-ev!! The game is on Friday and no one is prepared! We have to make sure everyone knows the cheer!

Me: You suck!

Her: No, you do.

Me: I hate you

Her: Everyone hates you.

And then she was all you-know-whatty and in my face! I wish I could kill her!


OH MY JONAS, REASONS WHY I TOTALLY HATE MY LIL SIS (IM SO GANGSTA!! LOL)

1) sHE TOTALLY THINKS SHE LIKES THE TWILIGHT MORE THAN I DO. CRAZY, RIGHT?

2) SHE TOTALLY STOLE MY SHOES ONCE. WELL, SHE DID BUY THEM, BUT THEY LOOK BETTER ON ME!!

3)SHE THINKS SHE'S A BETTER WRITER THAN I AM BUT SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FANFIC. POSER, MUSCH?!

4) SHE'S ALL UP IN MY GRILL BECAUSE I DATED HER CRUSH. BUT HE TOTALLY LIKES ME MORE!!

5) SHE DOESNT WEAR A BRA. SHE NEEDS ONE. REALLY BAD.

6) SHE GOT ME A BOOK LAST YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS. WTF.

7) SHE ACTUALLY LIKES JACEB. HES A FREAKIN DOG!!

8) SHE GETS BETTER GRADES THAN I DO, SO I LOOK BAD

9) sHE ALWAYS SHOWS OFF BY TALKING WITH BIG WORDS

10) SHE SHOPS AT GAP. NO JOKE!!

11) SHE'S BLONDE, SO I JUST HATE HER!

12) SHE DOESNT WEAR MAKE UP & LOOKS LIKE A UGLY PERSON.

13) SHE LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE A SHRINK BECAUSE I LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE

14) SHE READS CHEESY LOVE BOOKS BY JANE AUSTEN. SENSE AND SENSCIBILITY SOUNDS REALLY BORING.

15)SHE THINKS THE JONAS BROTHERS ARENT SERIOUS MAGICIANS!!

16) SHE HATES MILEY CAUSE OF THOSE VOGUE PICS. I LIKED THEM, I MEAN, I WOULDA DONE THAT.

17) SHE THINKS ITS CREEPY THAT I LOOK UP MY CRUSH ON GOOGLE ALOT.

18) SHE DOESNT HAVE A FACEBOOK OR A MYSPACE.

19) SHE ACTUALLY THINKS GINA IS NICE (SEE THE CHEER CONVO. THAT GIRL IS PLAIN MEAN!!)

20) SHE WATCHED WEIRD DOCTER SHOWS LIKE HOUSE

21) SHE HASNT EVER KISSED ANYBODY. IVE KISSED LIKE 10 BOYS. (I THINK SHE MIGHT LIKE GIRLS)

22) SHE ALWAYS YELLS AT ME

23) SHE LISTENS TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. SHE IS SO EMO!!

24) SHE ALWAYS CORRECTS MY GRAMMER

25)SHE CRIED WHEN I MADE FUN OF HER FOR NOT HAVEING ANY VALENTNES

26) SHE GOES TO YOUTH GROUP. I MEAN IS SHE A RELIGIOUS FREAK OR SOMETHING?!

17) SHES SUCH A GOODY TOO SHOES

28) SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

30) SHE TELLS ON ME WHEN I CALL HER FAT

31)SHE MAKES FUN OF R.PATZ. SO UNCOOL. HES A GOD!!

32) SHE TELLS MY PARENTS THAT SHE LOVES THEM!

33) SHE STILL BELIEVES THAT PLATYPUSES ARE REAL!

(edit- I just found out that they are really real, who knew! I feel stupid now!)

34) SHE SIDES WITH MY PARENTS DURING EVERY ARGUMENT WE HAVE

35) I JUST HATE HER!!

(JUST SO U KNOW, I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS VENTING & DONT MEAN ALL OF IT!)

REASONS WHY I LOVE MY SISTER:

1) SHE CAN BE REALLY NICE & SWEET

2) SHE GIVES GOOD ADVICE

3) SHE LETS ME BORROW HER STUFF

4)SHE HELPS ME WITH MY HOMEWORK

5) SHE EXPLAINS STUFF TO ME

6) SHE TELLS ME WHEN MY FRIENDS GOSSIP ABOUT ME

7) SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE LOVES ME

8) SHE DOESNT DO MEAN STUFF

9) SHE IS SMART & HELPS ME

10) SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT ART AND PLAYING GUITAR

11) IDK, I JUST LOVE HER.


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Oh, Mike Newton,

No one is cooler than U!!

I looooovee Mike Newton!!

Mrs Mike Newton


THINGS THAT SHOULDA GONE DIFFERENTLY IN TWILIGHT

1) IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN LA. FORKS IS A STUPID NAME FOR A TOWN. NO REAL TOWN WOULD BE NAMED THAT. THE AUTHOR IS KINDA DUMB.

2) BELLA SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CHEERLEADER

3) BELLA SHOULDA GONE FOR MIKE

4) ALICE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MIKE A HUGE MAKEOVER (NOT THAT HE ISNT COOL ALLREADY)

5) JACOB SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN IN IT.

6) BELLA SHOULD HAVE LIVED W/ HER MOM. CHARLIE IS A CREEPY OLD GUY

7) EDWARD SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT BELLA. SHE IS WAAAY TO O DESPERATE AND CLINGY

8) THEY SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED WHAT THE VOLTURI IS

9) ARO SEEMS KINDA CUTE, THERE SHOULDA BEEN MORE OF HIM

10) WHY DIDNT THE CULLENS HAVE ANY FRIENDS? IT MADE NOO SENSE!

11) THEY SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN VAMPIRES. THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN MERMAIDS INSTEAD.

12) BELLA SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN A CONVERTABLE

13) MIKE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BRUNETTE CAUSE HE'S NOT DUMB.

14) BELLA SHOULD HAVE HADE TWINS!!

15) eDWARD SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN ANOREXIC. WHAT WAS STEPHANIE THINKING?

16) BELLA'S HAIR SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLONDE. SHE IS SO DUMB. AND WHO USES CRANBERRY SHAMPOO? EW


Reasons why Mike Newton Rox:

1. He is super cute

2. He is nice & not mean & not selfish & not overprotective like Edward is

3. He is really nice to Bella and helps her when she is new at school

4. He has nice hair

5. He is hot

6. He has good friends

7. He is nice to animals and wouldnt ever eat them & suck their blood

8. He is a gentlemen

9. He would never leave Bella

10. He is nice 2 everyebody

11. He isnt a baby like Jacob

12. He isnt a werewolf

12. He isnt a vampire

14. He is like a golden retriever & their cute!!

15) He actually asked Bella to the dance & didnt take her ther against her will

16) the actor who played him was super cute( even hotter than Ropert Pattinson)

17) He is funny

18) I loooovee him!!


LOL!! SO I TOTALLY LOVE jedwardasperettalieiceisleme!! CHECK OUT HER STORIES!! SHE ROX MY SOX!! I HEART HER!! LOL!!


ok, so i like this author called Vampiregirl8484. but she's pretty weird. shes all like im not emo, but she is soooo totally emo. But on her profile she says, 'Im not emo, im an emo vampire' and i think she said she has a weird health condition. or at least acts like it. plus she says she is a vampire, but everybody knos vampires arent real, right? LOL, I love her anyways!!

Okay, so if u guys like my stories, than you would totally luv the stories by lyndea.kelleher. She is really ineteresting & fun 2 talk 2. So, yeah, if u like mine, u will luv hers!!

Okay guys, just so so you know, my total BFF is on fanfic 2 now!! You willluv her!! She has really cute & funny stories. She has a bubblypersonality, just like ME!! Were practically sisters!! Check out her profile if u like my stories cuz she rox!! She is FanOfEverything100!!

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tehe! LOL!! (inside joke)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Samiseriouslyam, DolphinDreamer24-7, Serindraxx, chocoholic4eva, WhispertheWolf, mikenewtonrox1994

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

OMG!! the guy who played Mike in Twilight was super cute and funny! Yayyy!!


copy and paste:

If you beleive that Mike Newton is a beastly Beast, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Mike Newton more than your own life, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Bella should have gone to the prom with Mike Newton, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Edward is really a fat middle-aged woman in a vampire costume, copy and paste this on your profile

If you cry at night because you know that you and Mike Newton can never be, copy and paste this on your profile

Fiaay ouyaay ancaay aysaay ikemaay ewtonnaay niaay iglatianpaay, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've seriously considered killing Jessica so you could have Mike, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you'd love to slap Alice across the face (though this may be impossible because she would soooo see it coming), copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have any favorite authors, because no body but you likes Mike Newton, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think pink crayons would taste better with maple syrup, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your own mother has ever called you physcotic, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your younger brother knows who Mike Newton is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Mike Newton is bringing sexy back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than a dozen copy and paste thingies about Mike Newton on your profile, copy and paste this on your profile and make it thirteen

(So, yeah. I'm weird. Learn to live with it.)

LOL BANANAS!!

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