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Joined 08-18-08, id: 1671300, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and The Music Man.
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A Wife's Gentle Hand by Emery Saks reviews
When Harold Hill is forced to leave the Music Emporium after becoming ill, Marian is given the opportunity to witness her husband's seldom-seen vulnerable side as she tends to him.
The Music Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Marian P., Harold H./Gregory - Complete
Board Games and Vampires by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is what happens when you let the Cullens play board games. "Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." --Edward. See? Nothing good can come of this. Slightly OOC, after BD. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Alice
A Heated Recollection by Emery Saks reviews
Marian Paroo Hill recalls the first time she shared more than mere kisses with her husband updated and reposted January 2010 .
The Music Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Marian P., Harold H./Gregory - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Scandalously in Love by Marianne Greenleaf reviews
In River City, even a married woman can fall prey to scandal and the rumor mill. The “honeymoon hairpin” incident comes back to haunt Marian Paroo Hill...
The Music Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Marian P., Harold H./Gregory - Complete
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Stupid Human Habits by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Jasper and Alice share some time together before Christmas, and he asks her what she wants. Rated T to be safe, fluff. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Emmett try not to touch anything! by Another Cullen Girl reviews
Originally for a challenge. About one of Alice's wacky plans, she wants to have a scavenger hunt at 11:30 p.m.-with a twist! Funny! A little OOC, but in a good way. The story is over, but not finsihed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Sorry Ma'am by searching.for.an.absolute reviews
Alice and Jasper fluff! fluff my absolute favourite :D read and review, please, rating for suggestive Alice/Jasper-ness Carlisle and Esme build Alice and Jasper a house and kick them out of the Cullen mansion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Education of our Peers by Emmeline Rose reviews
The Cullen family, including Bella, have been nominated to become student teachers. When Jasper teaches History and Edward is the school Phsycologist, all hell breaks loose. What will happen when vampires take over the school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Breaking Dawn Quotes by Jamillia reviews
I figure I'd do some humor on the Breaking Dawn Quotes now that we've all read the series. A few jokes sounds just right to me... though, a few of them might be close.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: The Early Years by Alice-MyMagic8Ball reviews
Um, this is based before Bella came into town and is just a couple of funny stories of The Cullens :D Please. please read.. I can't write summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward, Alice
Overhearing by Nausika reviews
Alice sometimes knows too much. And Edward, too. One-Shot. It's my first fictional text in English, not only in this website but in my whole life. So don't be too mean with me, please. Glad to recieve any review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Suspicous Yet? by Ember Sage reviews
This is a cute little one-shot of Alice and Jasper. Somethings up. Can Jasper figure out what it is before it's too late? Cute fluffiness. Enjoy! Please R&R. Better than it sounds! JPOV :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Aren't You Supposed To Be Sleeping? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward is going to kill me in the morning," I said. "Don't worry. This frightening little monster will protect you," she said cheerily. Jasper and Alice have some fun influenced by certain... siblings. Please read and review! One shot. FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Didn't You Expect Me To Peek? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Edward talk about his fears for the honeymoon a couple of days before the wedding, and Edward lets something slip that Alice shouldn't have found out. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
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Hair: A Man’s Nail Care Tool reviews
Marian tries to make Harold admit to his lie by annoying him to death about his rather dirty fingers. First Music Man story, please read and review. :
The Music Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Marian P., Harold H./Gregory
Everyone Has Problems, Even THE CULLENS! reviews
Carlisle and Esme are coming home from their yearly Honeymoon. Meanwhile Jasper's wearing the wrong shirt, Alice starts a complete uproar! Bella's locked in a closet! Carlisle has had enough! The Cullens go to counsleing! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009
Life Goes On reviews
Bella and Edward's lifes have finally settled down, and Bella wants to know how Edward had originally planned to change her before Renesmee came along. Mostly Bella and Edward Fluff.This is my first story on FanFic please read and rewiew! ! !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Promise reviews
A poem from Edward to Bella ranging from the things he did in Midnight Sun/Twilight to New Moon and ending with Eclipse! It's very sweet please read it! If you do I'll love you forever! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete