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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1671397, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Inheritance Cycle.

I'm a typical teenager, at least for a military kid. Highly into athletics, like basketball and soccer, artistic and working on a mural for my youth group.

Living in Europe has definitely made a huge impact on my life, so I am a huge lover of traveling.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? dont have one

2. What can you hear right now? music and more music

3. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. -Whistle- Stella! -jingle- hey fatty, what 'cha doin?

4. Turn the TV on. What show is it? some AFN crap (Armed Forces Network)

5. Type your name with your elbow. _dfimnsa

6. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? curtain

7. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? don't know don't care

what's your favorite article of clothing?

vans hat

Who is the most special person to you? dad and mom

What's your favourite childhood memory?

still a child according to the law

Scariest moment of your life?

don't know, don't care

My Personal Alternate Names

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Dinizzle -that sounds REALLY weird...-

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): white wolf -I like that-

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): lynne derek -I don't know why I've been called derek lately, it kinda wierds me out, ya know?-

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Deldiawn -what the heck is up with that?-

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): White chocolate! -what? I'm hungry...-

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ilaalmn -Ok...not that bad...-

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Dawn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Stella -the black part was unessecary-

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Pineapple crush?

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black pegleg

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a "Breath Scan: Alcohol detector" instructions: "You should never test yourself. Alcohol Impairs Judgment." (There's a lot of common sense in that, now isn't there?)

good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Don't forget!
There may be twelve Olympians, but remember the minor deities. Like:

F Nike (Victory)
F Eris (Chaos, Discord)
F Nemesis (Righteous Retribution)
F Eirene (Peace)
M Demios (Fear)
M Phobus (Panic)
F Tyche (Good Fortune)
F Nyx (Night)
F Eunomia (Order)
F Dike (Justice)
F Iris (Rainbows)
F The Muses
F Eileithyia (Childbirth)
F Hebe (Youth)
M Hypnos (Sleep)
M Thanatos (Death)
F Hecate (Witchcraft)
M Plutus (Wealth)
F Moros (Doom)
M Morpheus (Dreams)
F Cer (Violent Death)
F Keto (Dangers of the Sea)

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Pömnuria Hjarta er Medh Ono by Kaytoko reviews
Five years have passed since the end of the war, and the world has moved on toward a time of peace and progress under the steady rule of Queen Nasuada. But even in peace, there are those who wish to see it end. Disturbances brew in Surda and the Red Rider returns to Alagaësia with complications of his own. A story of redemption, conspiracy, and the power of love. MxN
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,077 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada
Majesty by Lady Maeror reviews
Horace and Cassie finally agree that they are going to be together, in public. The problem is proving it to everyone else. And how will Horace cope with being the future King? Horace/Cassie, Will/Alyss, Jenny/Gilan.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,423 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cassandra/Evanlyn, Horace
And So Begins Our Epic Romance by fAteD lOvE reviews
WARNING - Update is not a new chapter. Just a little note to whoever is still wanting to know what's going on with this fic. The war of Galbatorix's era has long passed, but the fated love between Eragon and Arya has not. A tale of how the old acquaintances meet again, fall in love and find their heart's desire. Will they realize it in time, through past lovers and lurking foe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007
Warm My Heart by Lady Maeror reviews
"Loyalty to Araluen comes before loyalty to anything else." When Gilan takes on Halt's advice and becomes cold to those around him, neglect other Rangers, he finds one person who still manages to warm his heart. Jenny/Gilan. R&R. No flames.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jenny, Gilan
Respecting Her Memory by Lady Maeror reviews
One tree, for every year. Horace can't help but think Cassie has an odd way of mourning her mother's death.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Cassandra/Evanlyn - Complete
Home by Lady Maeror reviews
Massive spoilers for Book 10. A conversation between Cassie and Horace before the departure from Nihon-Ja. Real summary inside. No flames.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Cassandra/Evanlyn, Horace - Complete
At Knife Point by Lady Maeror reviews
Horace seriously considers using his sword to cut his hair, and Cassie vehemently protests. Small, fluffy oneshot. R&R. No Flames.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Horace, Cassandra/Evanlyn - Complete
Through Rachel's Eyes by PeetaPiper reviews
Rachel may not be one of your favorite characters ever, but she has a story to tell too! Everything in her life might actually not just revolve around Percy...see what happens when someone comes to visit, and someone new comes into Rachel's life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rachel D., Percy J.
Best Friends by ShadowPalace reviews
Percy is a failing author who can't seem to find inspiration; Annabeth's a graduate school student of architechture. The two meet, friendships are made, and inspiration for Percy's novel is the result. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,511 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Collision by Midnight Mustang reviews
What will happen when demigods meet the Cullens and the Flock? It's pretty simple: Things are going to get interesting, very fast.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,498 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
A Lifetime by ShadowPalace reviews
Proposing is never easy, especially when you're Percy Jackson. This is the story of when Percy Jackson proposed to Annabeth Chase/The story of Percy and Annabeth's wedding/Other memorable moments! The story of a lifetime of moments the couple has shared.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Only One by Stardust897 reviews
The weather's getting warmer and our favorite couple Ashlyn and Nico are getting closer. But is Ashlyn to afraid to admit to herself that she just might like Nico? Ashlyn's middle name is trouble but, the question is, can she change it? ON HIATUS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Nico A.
A Year With Annabeth by percabethroxmysox reviews
Percy & Annabeth go on a 'not-date', which turns into a real one. Along with that complication, the Ophiotaurus is missing! And Luke is still a major problem.What will happen? Read to find out! Of course,Percabeth. A couple BOTL spoilers. Review and enjoy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Title suggestions anyone? by iBookworm-chan reviews
Percabeth! Annabeth's parents have kicked her out, so she goes to the only place other than camp she can think of...but it's been nearly a year since that day on half-blood hill. Will Percy forgive her? Ya I suck at summaries...R&R,rated T cuz Im paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Vertigo by Heart in a Headlock reviews
Because Kiera didn't spend two years searching for him, and Samos wasn't willing to follow Jak into the desert when he was needed the most. A different take on Jak's banishment, and how one more vote 'yes' could've changed everything. JakDax
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jak M., Daxter
The Stupid Pranks by SuperFlyGirl reviews
Some pranks the Stoll brothers pull over the summer. Set during the few summer months before the big war. Some Percabeth included! First fanfic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
Fates Intertwined by ItIsn'tMusicIt'sAnObsession reviews
SEQUEL TO " TO BRING HER BACK " Charity and Nico are at camp now. What happens when Charity meets a special someone? Romance blossoms and jealousy blooms. Then they go on a quest. Chico later in story also some Chance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Percy J., Nico A.
Spring Break by kelsey4794 reviews
Annabeth is in NYC for spring break. Who knows what'll happen when she meets up with Percy. Some fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
10 Years Later by Piper Elizabeth reviews
10 years after the final battle at Camp Half-blood, Percy is dealing with the death of Annabeth. But what happens when he finds out that everything he thought was true isn’t? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,351 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tales from the Athena Cabin by Cinnamon Smiles reviews
A bunch of one shots featuring the Athena children. Fourth is up! OPSS- Overprotective Sibling Syndrome. Next: Canoeing Disaster. Rated T for language and my weird sense of humor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Annabeth C., Athena
To Bring Her Back by ItIsn'tMusicIt'sAnObsession reviews
Sequel to Life in California After Annabeth's death Percy sets out on a journey to bring her back. He must travel to a place full of Despair and Sadness. The Underworld.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Cali, the Girl of the Sun by Chi-Blocker reviews
I am just a regular girl! This never could have happened to me! Right? What the Hades have I gotten myself into! Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
My choice by sports990 reviews
Percys time to decide the fate of the world is coming closer, Chirons prophecy is coming clearer, and Athena may be right about Percys fatal flaw. What is real and what is fiction and just how important are the gods? PERCABETH, seqal "One Step at a Time!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,552 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Percy's life as an Olympian Half Blood by Verop reviews
Percy goes to visit his dad for two days. But with Posiedon talking in riddles, Percy thinks its time to call Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia to get to the bottom of this mystery that may very well cost all their dramachas...and lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
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Derek, The Child of the Night reviews
They tell me I'm the kid of some seriously ancient Greek tiataness sort of person. I'm Derek, I'm a NORMAL teenage boy with a few disorders, or at least I thought I was… Rated T just in case, it's a work in progress! Chapter 20 FINALLY up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008
Arana the Dragon Rider reviews
A young elven girl finds herself caught in the war, and is now a major part of how it'll end. Read and Review! Chapter 8 up now!, rated T just in case! Atra du evarínya ono varda---DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BRISINGR!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S.
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