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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1671434, Profile Updated: 06-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Mighty Boosh.

Right, here we go - profile time.

My name is Jacquelyn, but I mostly go by Jacq (mind the 'Q'!)

I'm a writer, reader and film maker and artist - not necessarily in that order. Depends on my mood.

Music, I love it, and fail at it entirely. 9 times out of 10 I write/read to music, and Chris Corner is a bloody genius people and commonly features in many of such playlists. IAMX, Sneaker Pimps, Chevalier du Ciel, all of it. BEAUTEOUS.

In realtion to Genius' or Geni i must of course mention my muse - Julian, Noel and Dave, Mike Richard Matt,and Rich and Sue and DEEEEEE; i'm pretty much in love with the whole Booshie universe and it's interweb of connections. IAMX, RiD, Sue and the unicorn, IT crowd, Garth merenghi, Snuff Box, Surrealisimo, Russel Brand... ect, you get my point.

I love fantasy over reality, which is what draws me to the Boosh. They're brilliant, gorgeous and it's their fault I wind up slashing them. They ask for it, honestly!

90 of my time is spent over at LJ, so follow me over, say hi and you may be surprised at what you find! I have little stories and pictures over there this place shall ne'er see!

Captain Jacq

The Works in progress, sad aint it? - the length of this list.

Forget me Not

James Fountain is a taxi driver in London, Nate Warner is a young musician whose latest band has made it big. Neither of them have anything in common except a shared past that neither of them remember, for a very special reason that they're not supposed to remember. All the pair have is a common sense that there's something about the tiny empty shop called the Nabootique that they can't remember, and an odd feeling of grief for a recent murder victim that neither of them know. Needless to say, fate will bring them together and the past is set to unravel with some horrible circumstances neither of them want.

The scribblings of an Idiot Fool

It's probably not the most endearing title for the follow up fic to Unanswered Letters, but i find it so. I mean it is what Howard calls Vince's Charlie books. Anyway, its the sequel, and Howard goes on a roller coaster of a ride over the year it takes to read Vince's letters, one at a time, once a week as they were sent. All culminating towards the second anniversary of Vince's death. - Not sure whether i want to take this any further... it's getting to me, I dont like it much. Have moved on, i has. Grown out of such drivel (i hope)

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Fractals by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Tony never talks about the tattoo on his left shoulder, never talks about fractals, never talks about angles of light hitting the surface of water. He never talks about how he came up with what JARVIS stands for or how he got the AI so human, never talks about how JARVIS is the only thing he has left next to memories of poison green eyes and a laugh, high and wild and free.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Consequences by Rainey13 reviews
Neal had a signed agreement with OPR giving him a new identity and a fresh start. So why did he wind up back in prison? Filler between Season 1 and 2
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
Owner's Manual by Kiki Cabou reviews
This story gives whole new meaning to the phrase "pet convict." It is satiric and complete. Come on in.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,894 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Suspect by mouse8 reviews
Neal is arrested for murder. Chapter 7 Up. Story completed.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Maze by j3nnee reviews
Neal and Peter are kidnapped in the early morning by an unknown enemy and forced to play a game of cat and mouse in a life-size maze. - Whumpage, hurt, comfort, friendship and more -
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Ten Years On by Xanthe2 reviews
Gibbs/DiNozzo SLASH. McGee is Director of NCIS, Gibbs is raising a small child, and Tony is teetering on the brink of total self-destruction - a lot has happened in ten years…
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Boosh on Mars by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
My name is Vince Noir. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Edge of a Broken Heart by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL - It’s a year on since ‘Everything and Nothing’ and Vince and Howard are having relationship problems because of the pressure from fans and family. Are they strong enough to make it through?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,537 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Walking a Mile by JantoFan reviews
Vince and Noel both have accidents. Can their friends work out what happened before it's too late? Rating upped to 'T' for language, just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,239 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Who Said It Would Last Forever? by SisiDraig reviews
Howard loves Vince, but he's sick of the younger man's bullying and eventually snaps and leaves. But when Vince finds out Howard's getting married will he be able to let his friend go? Or will he realise he loves Howard too?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
The Girl by three-squee-gree reviews
Howard's been behaving strangely. Vince is having weird dreams. Something's not right. Howince. Story up for adoption.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Everything and Nothing by SisiDraig reviews
AU fic! Vince Noir is one of the biggest rock stars in the world. Howard Moon is a struggling jazz musician. When the two men meet their worlds will be turned upside down!...xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
7 Years Change a Man by perichan reviews
after 7 years of seperation Vince and Howard have a chance meeting in a club, but can their love for one another be rekindled after such a long time? howince k for now
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,791 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Origin Of The Sunshine Kid by KickingRoses reviews
Vince keeps having nightmares in which he visits a place called 'Silent Hill'. Howard figures the only way to help him is to take him there, but he soon regrets it once they arrive and Vince dissapears into the haunted town. Fluff, adventure, horror...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008
Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Oneshot songfic. Vince is left crushed after Howard leaves suddenly. Can anything get them back together? Lol, I've never done angst before, so sorry if it sucks.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Through the Dark by brokenmoonlight reviews
After running away from home, Vince finds himself caught up in the world of prostitution. But will he ever allow himself to swallow his shame and seek out the one person whom he cherishes above all else?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Princey Vincey by SisiDraig reviews
Howard decides to fufill his dream of becoming a writer however after killing off his character, an electro poof Prince , Howard finds that the story is being played out by real people who are most similar to his characters...xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
The Phone Call by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
A Tragic Reunion by brokenmoonlight reviews
Steam enveloped him as he stepped onto the fluffy bath-mat, and for a moment, held in its embrace, he felt safe...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Crimson by ButtonsMagoo reviews
It only takes an accident in the kitchen...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Witness by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince sees something he really shouldn't have and fears he may have put not only his life in danger, but Howard's too.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Swings and roundabouts by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince desides to change his looks dye his hair, but of course things are bound to go wrong, terribly wrong.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Just another day by ShadowPlain reviews
Right. An attempt at angst. Dont kill me with nasty reviews or death threats! VinceCentered. PreZooniverse. Should be read as a standalone, as it is not related to my other boosh stories.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Crash by brokenmoonlight reviews
A serious accident threatens its victims with tragic consequences. Angsty, slightly fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
To Hell and Back by brokenmoonlight reviews
Follow up to 'The Demon of Love.' Something is slowly sucking the life out of Vince - will he able to escape the world of flames or will it break and consume him? For once, those he trusts the most might not be able to save him.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
The Table By The Window by violence4 reviews
They've been sitting there ten minutes now. They haven't spoken once.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Dizzy by shadowtheo reviews
AU. Howard and Vince met under different circumstances, and Bainbridge is in the thick of it. But why exactly is he keeping Vince upstairs with a strange portal and a pony? A dark and dangerous adventure will shroud them, lets hope they get out safe!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
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Forget Me Not reviews
A Taxi driver and an up and coming musician meet and their shared forgotten past begins to unravel. How Howard became James and Vince became Nate is a story that may take more out of the pair than they're willing to give - let me know about the rating.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
Tell me a story reviews
This is my drabble archive. They dont tell a whole story - they're all separate. Some based from songs, some not. All Howince for now. XD
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Have you ever felt like this? reviews
Howard and Vince are together. This is a collection of fics that revolve around them and their 'firsts'. Naturally nothing goes to plan. But it's all adorably cute. Or that's the plan.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
The Scribblings of an Idiot Fool reviews
A year ago Vince Noir died and his best friend didnt know. A year on Howard is struggling to cope. All he has are 48 letters Vince wrote him, 48 letters he sent back unopened. Now Howard must find the strength to live again. IM SORRY, BUT IM BACK NOW!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Unanswered Letters reviews
48 weeks, 48 letters. Each one sent back. But then one day he recieves a letter that drags him back into the world he left behind. A letter that tells him why the letters suddenly stopped. A letter that changes everything. NOW COMPLETE
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Vince Noir and the Seven Shamans reviews
Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Camden, there lived two beautiful Princes. Lance Dior has been the centre of Camden's focus for years. But now, now Vince has taken his crown. There's only one thing for Lance to do. Eliminate the competition...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008