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Poll: What should I do with New Life, Old Habits? I'm up to chapter 11? unrevised and I was needing to know which ideas would be best. Vote Now!
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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1671471, Profile Updated: 03-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm retarded, therefore I come up with retarded things. You have been warned.

I have 5 stories, 4 uncompleted. Why? Because I'm LAZY! THAT'S WHY, MOFO!

Read My Mind: Yay for relative normals! I'm not 100% sure on this one. So I'll everyone else to the talking.

- Reveiw Report: Oh mai. You like, yes?

To Get Them Together: Sweet, sweet shounen-ai wrapped in crack with lawyers.

-Reveiw Report: Glad you guys think it's "gold" hopefully I can make it platium.

New Life, Old Habits: You don't know how much I LOVE this story. *jizzes in pants* sadhjfdsfNWEDS I love Izaya

-Reveiw Report: I've been getting a lot of good reveiws. Which I LOVE! I put a lot of thought into Ria's actions, her idiotic and emoish actions.

"I'm sorry honey, but I just cashed my last rain check."

"Where's that from?"

"MY BRAIN!"

- Scott Pilgrim.

http://ryokouri.deviantart.com/ My Deviant Art.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The World As They Know It by xXxshortxXxpsychoxXx reviews
In Georgia the gangs are naughty and the girls are skanky. What good can come from a Death Note falling into the hands of a Joker's sister and a Jack's daughter? Can she make it out alive or will she bring loved ones down with her? MattOc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Matt - Complete
Fluids by tiha01 reviews
A girl is kidnapped and taken away from her rich but borish father and forced into a world where out wit and out play is not a game. And this mysterious detective has more in store for her then she expected. LxOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - L
Robotic Maid? by RedFisheh reviews
What happens when Matt wants to make a robotic maid? Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Detective or Defective? by gyrfalcon122 reviews
Set after the Higuchi arc, Light is Kira-fied once again and L is in for a world of hurt if he doesn't get some new help. That's where Mandy Rivers comes in. Smart, sassy, and ready to kick some Kira a**. LXOC and one sided LightXOC. Please R'nR.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
Heart Break Prevention by RoxasRox reviews
TamakiXOC other pairings. When saving a girl student from a unreal situtation at Ouran HighSchool, Tamaki learns that the leisure life isnt what everyone gets to experience, and that things arent always what they seem. Im not good at summaries..lol.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tamaki S.
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Nightmares reviews
America has a terrible dream and soon finds himself in an awkward position. RusAme, with hints of other junk. M for terrible smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Russia, America
New Life, Old Habids reviews
Ria is an only slightly emoish nineteen year old. Izaya is an only slightly douchebaggish information broker. One would think these two would have nothing in common. That's because they sorta don't. IzayaXOC T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Izaya O.
To Get Them Together Two reviews
After being successful on their last mission, Ryoko and Naomi, two valiant fangirls, have decide to start a new quest. To get Alfred F. Jones and Ivan Braginski together. Sequel to the unfinished TTGT. T for language and junk. Russiamerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, Russia
To Get Them Together reviews
Ryoko and Naomi are two fan girls on a quest. To get Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth together. Clearly this will contain MxP.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick