Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, inFAMOUS, and Jak and Daxter.
psycko as beta reader (still need more help/ ideas)
my sign : VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
fav. anime : Dbz, yu yu hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto
fav. games : DMC 1-4 , GTA, Zelda, Mario
fav. male characters : Naruto Uzumaki, Gaara, Itachi Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Goku, Gotenks, Gohan, Majin Buu, Cell
fav. female characters : Hinata Hyuuga, Tsunade, Ino Yamanaka, Yakumo, Ayame, Bulma, Pan ,Chi Chi, Android 18, Videl
Naruto X Harem (girls only)
Goku X ChiChi (if she is't a bitch)
Link X Zelda
Gohan X Videl
Android 18 X any strong male
Garra X any girl that gets him or harem
fav. digimon characters :
If you're convinced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile
If you support the "Naruto is Not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! BECAUSE HE IS NOT!
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing,copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Evilplayer11
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
Shit happens, find a toilet
Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash
If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! (or want to be one)
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs (it happens to me all the time!)
“Hell was full, so I came back” me and all of my Friends
“The short of it is that I consider it my civic duty to piss you all off. Thank you.” --Harry (me and all my friends)
"Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans
"a hero is someone that is doing something to make the world right no matter the cast"
"art is the purest form of a emotion captured on a canvas that jumps out and inspires more people to paint their emotion; wither it is good or bad" me
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, thymistacles, Evilplayer11
(i don't like been apart of the crowd, I feel like I am just a blank face in the crowd, were my voice is drowned out by the stupid talk (gossip sometimes) of people that don't know what is going on because they look around but only see blank faces talking about nothing. I like to think, and talk for my self)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, no slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
NAILS IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said,
"You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."
It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you! If it comes back to you, you will then know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
Please forgive me if I have ever left a 'hole' in your fence.
"Live in your imagination today, for tomorrow it can become your reality." the words every great person you hear about followed to the letter. put a few famous people that you know.
Naruto X the mask crossover
Naruto is Loki the Norse god's grandson he has all the powers of his grampa's, now guide line rules
#1 no gay parings (unless used as a joke, Girl/Girl is ok (nothing wrong with gays but I want them to keep it to themselves)) can have hints about two men but warn people before the lemons / limes
#2 Naruto can have a harem
Naruto X Alice in wonderland crossover
Naruto had a caretaker that loved him. then one day they were walking in the woods and she/he (you decide) tripped and fell. dropping Naruto down a rabbit hole that transferred him to wonder land were the Mad Hatter decided to raise him as his son. he grows up in wonderland thinking that everything is normal. when he goes back they teach Naruto how to summon his friends. rules...
#1 he can have a harem or not. (has to be b/g)
#2 has to have a split personality like the Mad Hatter
#3 the are the opposite of the normal world so if the topside has summons they can to.
Naruto X saints row 1 &/ or 2 and goes into the third (with some Godfather 2 and GTA properties, and other games,and/or movies you like(nothing too advanced))
Naruto ends up in Stillwater (somehow) just as the saints are being formed in the first game or after the boss wakes up in the second one. He helps them take down Los Carnales, the Vice Kings and the West Side Rollerz. He is very tight with the main character that will later turn into the boss.
Naruto trains the gang members to do different jobs, locksmiths, engineer (makes security with help from some electronics experts/ gadgets), and arson, demolition expert, and bruiser(bodyguards/hit men), medic, and car mechanic(faster,and badder with weapons added on,and armored) , drug makers(making better, more addicting, untraceable drugs), con man(masters of disguise, spy in Ultor), a few electronics expert (ca n cut alarms, hackers, website makers to recruit, porno ring), gun makers (trying to make bigger, better, badder guns,more accuracy), extra. they get better as time goes on ( like making a helipad of rim jobs to pimp out/ make better helicopters)
They have to take over shops and crime rings to get money along with the other things like mayhem, snatch, hitman, extra. He gets close to Lin and but can't save her from dying. He makes a training ground for the members to hone their skills (think splinter cell,military, and others). Trains Shandi to be a bad ass (can take on 10-15 gang members(entry and second year, she gets better with time) with a hand gun and win with only min injuries (Gat can take on 30 with a hand gun (he is like agent #47 )), Saves Aisha from dying to pay off his debt to Gat. if you chose to start at Saints Row two he joins it is after they kill the sons of samedi in their underground hideout
the police also get better at trying to stop the saints (more/ better armor, bigger guns, faster cars)
He turns the unused rooms in the underground hotel into training facility, shooting ranges, torcher chambers, drug labs, web labs/ hacker base, and anything else you can think of.
Naruto (18) X Lin (18 only if you start at #1) X stronger Shandi (18) X Mr. sunshine's dater((18)you know how rebels teenagers are)
Johnny Gat X Aisha
Carlos X OC
you can use any other person you want also
look this is bullshit that just because a story has a little violence in them that this site 'has' to take them down "oh no, i punched some one now the author 'has' to take this story down NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH NO, some one fell in love now the story is too mature for this site, IT HAS TO BE TAKEN DOWN!!"
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for a while now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. There are those out there that will never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
(Personal: While I do understand (just barely) to some degree as to why stories with sex scenes are being taken off the site, stories with high amount of violence come from the manga/anime in the first place. To get rid of them all, they might as well close down their own website. Things like Naruto, Bleach, One piece, Hellsing, X men, Rosario vampire, Ikki tousen, Sekirei, To love ru, Fairy tail and Vampire knight. Every single one of these has a form of high violence or sexual content it. Hell, even Harry Potter has violence and death in it. To say that we can't have high violence or sexual content in our stories pretty much means that we can't write cannon type stories of any of the above. I don't know about anyone else but those stories above are the ones I love reading the most.)
(By the way, I have not abandoned my story Chakra Collector. I've just been busy lately.)
forum. fanfiction topic/111772/63683250/1/#63698621
Agato the Venom Host
The Dark Graven
Lord Orion Salazar Black
Kumo no Makoto
Korraganitar the NightShadow
Final Black Getsuga
Mystic 6 tailed Naruto
Darth Void Sage of the Force
Shiso no Kitsune
swords of twilight
bunji the wolf
Ying the Nine Tail Fox
Gin of the wicked smile
The wolf god Fenri
The Unknown 007
The Lemon Sage
Eon The Cat of Shadows
swords of dawn
The Immoral Flame
The First Kitsukage
Her Dark Poet
Shen an Calhar
Zero X Limit
Single Silver Eye
The Purple Critic
The Roaming Shadow
Lord of Daemons
The Lost Mana
Red Warrior of Light
Lost my shoe in Sheol
...you know what it is just easier to say 90% of the authors and 75% of the readers.
- PLEASE READ -
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
(my opinion is to hang them all from a tall tree capital punishment was made for them)
i'll think of more
R.I.P grampa, in heaven as you look down on my family, and I hope I have made you proud
My grampa died 6:30 (Tusday May 24, 11) I miss him a lot