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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1671613, Profile Updated: 01-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Jane Eyre, and Twilight.

About Me:

I am a full time graduate student in a Masters in Teaching program. I am also a production potter working in high fire ceramics. As an undergrad, I was a double major in Art and English Literature - with an emphasis in Victorian Lit. Charles Dickens and George Eliot are my heroes, followed by the Bronte sisters and Jane Austen; and I would like to add an additional shout out to Robin McKinley, because she was the first author who made writing about alternative universes an option for me.

I write in my free time, when I have it.

The Song That Started It All:

The Man in the Long Black Coat, written by Bob Dylan, sung by Mark Lanegan

The Poets:

John Keats ~ La Belle Dame Sans Merci

Sir Walter Scott ~ Marmion

The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster Blog:

I owe these kind folks more than I can say. They have been kind enough to recommend my story far and wide over the internet, and they do an extraordinary job doing the same for a great number of other fine authors. Check them out, and send them my love. :)

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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 9,538 - Follows: 6,662 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6189 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5647 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 4,563 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Vesper by dapixam-q reviews
E/B, AU. The Cullens stayed in Alaska for 3 years more than in the books and Bella finished her junior year in Forks without Edward. How will she deal with her inevitable feelings for him when she's already dating Jacob and mostly happy with her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,766 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Irritable Grizzly Adams reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5080 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Physical Telepathy reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
The Tearing of the Veil reviews
Bronte never tells us what is really wrong with Rochester's secret wife, nor do we ever understand the WHY of her actions at Thornfield. Who is really to blame?
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete