Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Uglies, Sisters Grimm, and Merlin.
My Favourite Books Are:
Maximum Ride (all of them) by James Patterson
Cat Royal (all of them) by Julia Golding
Harry Potter (all except some parts in the last few books where everyone dies. Whahhh!) by J. K. Rowling
Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all, especially the first book) by Douglas Adams
Sisters Grimm (I've read up to Once Upon A Crime) by Michael Buckley
My Name: Princess Mudbula Jekelsie Cryni Pacifa Listrene of the West Coast of Enoymina.
My Age: Who wants to know? (Shifty eyes)
Pets: One cat, two guinea-pigs and four zebra finches. If you think that's a lot of animals then you should see my aunt! She has a skunk, an African bullfrog, hedgehogs, ferret/polecat, mice, cockroaches, snakes, African land snails and a whole lot more! However, this may be due to the fact that she runs, as one newspaper put it, a 'mini zoo'. Still not convinced? Check out her site at: www.animalworkshops.co.uk
Gender: Girl. Always have been, always will be.
Where I live: Britain. UK. Europe. Earth. THE UNIVERSE!!
Job / Occupation: Fanfiction author.
Crystal Clear. It's about what happened to the winged girl they found at the Institute of Higher Living. FINISHED!!
Uglies Christmas Special. Don't get the wrong idea, I did try to make it Christmassy... but it didn't really work out. So it's just a special because I don't usually write Uglies fanfics and I don't usually write one offs. So there we go.
He Makes My Fears Fly Away. Another one-off. This is for Maximum Ride: Max finally realises her feelings for Fang. Nothing much actually happens and I create loads of useless suspense but I just wanted to write something hearts-and-flowers-y for once. Fax deserves it, right. Aww, the perfect couple!
100 Wishes For A Fairytale Life. My go at the 100 word challenge for Sisters Grimm. Mostly random oneshots, but somewhere there's a vague storyline - I think I left it behind the sofa. Never bothered to continue it.
Her Name Was Freya. A little motivational speech Merlin gives Arthur. Might continue it if someone says I should.
Thank you so much, whoever nominated Crystal Clear for Outside Jokes' Maximum Ride Awards! Please vote for me at www.mrawards.yolasite.com !
Favourite Hobbies: Reading, reading and yet more reading!
Best book read so far: Bl- What's that Mum? You want to talk about why there's no sweets left in the jar? (Gulps) Sorry guys, you'll have to guess my favourite book!
My favourite quotes:
' "I look like prep school Barbie!" (Sees Max) "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie.
' "Isabella Marie Swan, do you honestly believe that I asked the Volturi to kill me because I felt guilty?" ' - Edward, New Moon
' "What do you think of Nasuada's plans?"
' "Oh my god! Do you always kill people when they blow their nose?" ' - Rachel, Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse
'The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language ... Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.' - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Zeorzia
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Zeorzia
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it itno yuor pofrile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a 'floor'... a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive!
They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started laughing so much that you laugh at your laughter, and can't even remember what you were originally laughing at, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
Truly stupid things found on other things:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On artificial bacon:
On a USA missile:
Some people are like slinkys: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that is soooo true.
Some people are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright. If you know somone like this as well copy and paste this into your profile.
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95, Zeorzia
Come to the dark side... we have cookies! Copy and paste this into your profile if you would gladly join the dark side.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Fang Ride is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well... crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Maximum Ride and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional charecter with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is when you love Fang so much that you almost want to hurt Max if it means getting to him... but then realize how crazy that idea is since she's like... your role model! Crazy is when you trip over grass. Not even real grass. Fake grass. I mean seriously, HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?! Crazy is when you run back home, covered in cuts and brusies and your parents say 'I told you not to go to that play-park'. And you tell them you did it on your way to the park! Crazy is when you not only see purple monkeys, but you make them dislike each other! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Random Thingy (a.k.a. One For Sorrow... You'll see):
1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
It's The Way You Make Me Feel
2. How would you describe yourself?
Words Are Not Enough
(...Creepy, that really fits!)
3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Love's Got A Hold On My Heart
4. How do you feel today?
Come Back To Me
(That would be my mind I'm talking 'bout there! XD)
5. What is your life's purpose?
6. What is your motto?
Summer of Love
7. What do your friends think of you?
Deeper Shade Of Blue
I Know Him So Well
9. What do you think about very often?
Never Say Never Again
(That one would have been good for my motto!)
10. What is 2 + 2?
5, 6, 7, 8
(Apparently I'm terrible at Maths: I listed 4 numbers and not one of them was right! Fits creepily though...)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
Say You'll Be Mine
(Umm... If they're my BF then they kinda already are)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
After The Love Has Gone
13. What is your life story?
Better Best Forgotten
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Better The Devil You Know
(...than the one I'll be when I grow up. See, does make sense!)
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
(Not true! Sees 'Him' Calm down heart, calm down!)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
When I Said Goodbye
(That's a cheerful omen for the future!)
17. What will they play at your funeral?
You'll Be Sorry
(Pleases me so many people think I'll get into Heaven)
18. What is your hobby/interest?
Last Thing On My Mind
(How would that work? The second it became my hobby it wouldn't be the last thing on my mind anymore!?)
19. What is your biggest fear?
I Think It's Love
(Ok, that's the best one so far)
20. What is your biggest secret?
21. What do you think of your friends?
(Hey, I DO have friends!)
22. What will you post this as?
One For Sorrow
If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste this into your profile... What's secret about it? I still do!
(\ /)break( . .)breakC('')')
This was bunny. (When you copy and paste use single line breaks where it says, 'break'. Then pray your computer works better than mine.) Copy and paste him into your profile to help him gain world domination.
Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesometastical is that? -Found that on someone's profile. Awesome.