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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Call me Crys (Cryst seemed a little vain).


Watercolor: A Jacob&Bella Story

Summary: Riverview Psychiatric Facility. Five wards, depending on the severity of the condition with level 5 as the highest and most dangerous. Can love form and grow in such a place? J/B. Canon-pairings. OOC, rated M for dark themes, gory scenes, suicide, adult situations.

Progress: Being completely redone into a new series of Twilight!asylum-fics

List of pairings:

Twilight: Jasper/Bella, Emmett/Bella, Embry/Bella, Paul/Bella, Jake/Bella, Demetri/Bella

Vampire Academy: strigoi!Dimitri/strigoi!Rose

Vampire Diaries: Klaus/Elena (Klena!), Damon/Elena

Supernatural: Adam-centric, Castiel/OC, I hate Destiel and Wincest

My Life as Liz: Liz/Louis, Liz/Bryson

Awkward.: Jake/Jenna

Pretty Little Liars: Toby/Emily

Switched at Birth: Daphne/Emmett, Daphne-centric

Doctor Who: Jenny-centric (not paired with Jack)

Call of Duty (game): Ghost/OC, Soap/OC

Dragon Age: Hawke/Fenris, Hawke/Anders, Hawke/Isabela, Zevran/Mahariel, Alistair/Cousland, Ser Gilmore/Cousland, Cousland/Morrigan

Mass Effect: Shepard(f)/Thane, Shepard(f)/Zaeed, Shepard(f)/Samara,

Teen Titans: Robin/Jinx (Nightwing/Jinx), Kid Flash/Jinx

Chronicles of Narnia: Caspian X/Susan (Suspian!)

Harry Potter: Harry/Drace, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Fleur

Merlin: Merlin/Morgana, Merlin/Mordred

Skip Beat: Ren/Kyouko

Hana Yori Dango: Tsukasa/Tsukushi,

House: House/OC, Thirteen/OC

iCarly: Freddie/Carly

X-men: Gambit/Rogue, Deadpool/Rogue

In Plain Sight: Marshall/Mary

Cruel Intentions: Sebastian/Annette (Now, I don't like the Annette in the movie...they could have really played her up, but no one looks past thee innocent, annoying valley girl persona...therefore, I have to make up my own Annette)

Alice, 2009: Hatter/Alice, Mad March/Alice

Eragon: This is a difficult choice because I'm so picky about the character development...but...Murtagh/OC, Eragon/Arya (I'm sure in some alternate reality she'll eventually accept it), I dunno about Eragon/OC, but I do know I don't like any slash in that story.

Greek: Cappie/Casey

Secret Life of the American Teenager: Amy/OC, Amy/Ricky

Naruto: Naruto/Gaara. Naruto/Itachi

Vampire Knight: Zero/Yuuki


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!


Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


I'm sorry
That I bought you roses—to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect—not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to—"satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door and pull out your chair—like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough—to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice—not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account—to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you—instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you—than just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to—but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car—but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere—but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat—only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours—instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
That you can't realize…I've been the one all along…

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this—but don't care

But most of all…

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it—I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you—instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you—and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right—and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am—that you want me to be something better.

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different—but never judge you.

I'm sorry
That I cared.

And I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "WHY WON’T YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE?!".

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

Put your MP3 on shuffle and the song you get is the answer to each question. Copy and paste to your profile so everyone can see how fed up your life is. :D

1. How does the world see me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

3. What do people really think of me?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

5. How can I make others happy?

6. How can I make myself happy?

7. What should I do with my life?

8. Will I ever have children?

9. What is some good advice for me?

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

12. What song will play at my funeral?

13. What type of men do you like?

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

15. Why am I here?

16. What will people remember me for?

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

19. What will this year be all about?

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

22 - Your message to the world:

23 - Your deepest secret:

24 - Your innermost desire:

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

30- You’d describe your best friend as:

31- You'd describe yourself as:

32- Your friends describe you as:

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

34- Your philosophy in life is:

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96


1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 151 - Words: 1,255,478 - Reviews: 17190 - Favs: 16,309 - Follows: 18,040 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 332,245 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 1/31/2009
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 7,015 - Follows: 7,528 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Distortions In Time by kakashidiot reviews
Thanks to a horrible twist of Fate, Loki was not discovered by Odin after the Battle of Utgard. Growing up on Jotunheim, he lived as an outcast due to his small stature - until unfortunate events led him to other Realms. Familiar lands and people play their parts in this distorted tale. BAMF! Jotun!Loki AU. Set pre/during/after Thor/Avengers Assemble. MCU-verse.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 96 - Words: 522,114 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,827 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lethal Combination by olivieblake reviews
It occurred to Harry that Theo Nott was something of a rarity; a prince among fakes, or a fake among princes. He was definitely also a liar, though Harry didn't know what kind. He figured he was about to find out. Nottpott, modern university AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,273 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 2/26/2018 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
A Mask for Master by BrilliantLady reviews
Young Anakin reflects on the nature of slavery and freedom, and the slim difference between the two. Tatooine slave culture, Young!Anakin, dubious Jedi ethics. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Sheriff Debate by Alowl reviews
Grindlewald found it far too much of a hassle to keep Percival Graves on hand. He wiped his memories instead, and dumped him in a little town in the middle of nowhere - just in case he needed the man later on. Six months later, Percival Graves runs for the office of Sheriff of Night Vale.
Crossover - Welcome to Night Vale & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Percival G. - Complete
For Thine is the Kingdom by KatieR reviews
An intimate look at the final month of Anne Boleyn's life. Rather AU. Intrigue, lies, anger, passion, lust, confusion, desperation. Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell, among others.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 322,087 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Of Old Soldiers and Missing Wars by NonchalantxFish reviews
There was a bruise on his cheekbone and one decorating his left eye, and his nose had traces of dried blood running down to his chin, and he had a split lip. But his hands, his knuckles, were red and raw, and that's what made Steve approach the boy standing on the street corner. You didn't get bloodied knuckles if you didn't fight back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Tom R. Jr., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 6,520 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,844 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Until the End by stagepageandscreen reviews
With a sombre air Courfeyrac removed his hat. "I will have you know that I am a fearsome and terrible snow soldier." "This means war, monsieur," she warned him, a fraction of a second before Gavroche's next snowball struck her on the side of the head. A snowy Eponine/Courfeyrac one-shot for La Patron-Minette, 100th reviewer of A Different Version of Events.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Eponine, Courfeyrac] Combeferre, Joly - Complete
When Apollo Met Persephone by astoryinred reviews
The revolution succeeds. Enjolras confronts reality, both political and personal, while Eponine is faced with a series of opportunities. What happens when they must guide each other in this strange new world that needs them as much as they need it?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 367,556 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Shuffling the Cards by HalcyonFrost reviews
Tony is no hero so when the same rogue deity that leveled a SHIELD base appears in Stark Tower and offers Tony the Tesseract for a deal, how can he say no? [evil!Tony AU, set during Avengers film, M for copious amounts of swearing and for violence in later chapters]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,448 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7954 - Favs: 16,769 - Follows: 10,122 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
My Fellow Hedonist by ILookDaftWithOneShoe reviews
AU Starting from the end of Iron Man 2 - Loki is an English businessman, an arrogant, handsome, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, and when he moves to America, develops a supersuit and starts a rivalry with Tony Stark, he catches the attention of SHIELD. The question is, can the world handle both of the fellow hedonists?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 124,465 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
At Dusk Through Narrow Streets by unicornesque reviews
"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,650 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Koschei's Trinity by AndroidSister reviews
S5 AU: Koschei has multiple personalities. The Master is one of them. Can Amy and the Doctor resolve the tangled web of mysteries, conflicts and deception brought forward by the return of the Doctor's oldest friend? Can they save Koschei? Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 148,512 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Master
from the heart in exile by rockpaperscissor reviews
Post-Avengers. Forgiveness isn't easily attained. Neither is redemption. Fortunately, Loki has little interest in either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
One Day at a Time by mswyrr reviews
Family is everyone who gets you through the bad days.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Anna S./Annie, Hal - Complete
Prayers to Broken Stone by twitchbell reviews
Jack Harkness encounters a new Doctor, one who's not quite himself and who seems set on putting the moves on Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Can You See In The Dark? by Urgetofall reviews
When Sherlock and John travel overseas for a case, they get caught and Sherlock has one hour to finish Jigsaw's game in order to save them both.
Crossover - Saw & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
The Fire Beneath by DustWriter reviews
A mine collapse in Pennsylvania coal country takes the leg of the baker's son. The miner's daughter runs away. Can the passing months, weeks, days and minutes bring them back together? Everyone gets a second chance. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/ tinyurl . com/ctw96yt delete spaces
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,423 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Last War by Norwest reviews
The last battle might have been fought, but for one person the war wasn't over.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 15,771 - Follows: 4,327 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
of the living by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
They woke up tangled together and both of them kept their eyes closed, Katniss pretending that the hair on her cheek was gold, and Finnick tried to convince himself that the hand resting over his heart wasn't that of a huntress.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Earning Her Stripes by TheHatterTheory reviews
-Cannon Oneshot- Tattoos can be intensely personal. They can show clan loyalties, family ties, and sometimes they serve as reminders that the wearer is more than she appears to be.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 228 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 1,013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
move in circles around you by avocadomoon reviews
disasters are kind of their specialty. casey/derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 229 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Clean Up on Aisle 17 by darkNnerdy reviews
It's been years since Bella's ill-fated birthday party and the Cullens left. Bella's now attending college away from Forks. What happens when she goes on a booze run at the local supermarket? Fun O/S collab with my wifey Sushi Loves Whitlock. Pure funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Good Thing You're Already Dead by Backroads reviews
A nasty fall for Hiccup leads to an even nastier consequence-death. And the Afterlife really is a pain.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,573 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Static Cling by Morkhan reviews
Sam got brought back from the dead, so Dean assumed Adam got the same treatment. As it turns out… he was half-right. Spoilers for the series 'til around 6x05.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,917 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Initiation by SwissMiss1 reviews
Draco prepares Crabbe for his initiation as a Death Eater. Gen, crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Of Violet Lips and Scarlet Drips by Merr2 reviews
She used to let him fix her.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Gambit, Rogue - Complete
Chasm by Nialon reviews
Lucifer's fall was a tragedy that brought Heaven to its knees and led to Hell on Earth. Two brothers betrayed each other and a gaping hole was left when the Morning Star was cast down into the pits of Hell. Prequel to 'Wrong', but it stands alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Lucifer, Michael - Complete
Bump in the Night by Morkhan reviews
Adam has lost both of his brothers. It's almost a shame that only one of them actually died. Dark!Fic. AU Season 2, spoilers for the entire series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Adam M., Dean W.
Demiurge by Alara Rogers reviews
Jon has spent 20,000 years making life. Q says he's doing it all wrong. Could be either movieverse or comicverse Watchmen, since Dr. Manhattan's story is similar between the two.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Q, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Mutant Has Gone Before by Chellerbelle reviews
Star Trek fans, Gambit and Forge, are trapped in an alternate dimension superimposed on the Xavier Institute. Rogue may prove to be the key to their freedom, but could she also be the key to Gambit's undoing? Canon with X1-3 and XO: Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [Gambit, Rogue] [Storm, Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 422 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Whose Other Side Is Salvation by bethemoon reviews
The Doctor finds a new companion in Susan Pevensie. PG-13.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Susan Pevensie
Pay Attention Ellis by Winter-Rae reviews
While taking refuge in an abandoned apartment, two of the survivors get a little closer in more ways than one. Rated for sexual situations. EllisxRochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Hitman: It's In The Eyes by CavalierQueen reviews
Movieverse. 47/Nika, AU character for Nika, turning the plot around and developing a different relationship for the two. Chapters are short, by chapter 7 closes just before M territory. Not a gamer, just loved the movie so wrote this little drabble.
Hitman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 256 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Between the Lines of Fear and Blame by Faye Dartmouth reviews
In the hunt for Lucifer, Sam is hurt and Dean has to embark on a quest to find his brother in more ways than one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Marvin, I Love You by Bad Werewolf reviews
The two oldest beings in the universe meet at the edge of space to complain about life, the universe and everything.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 822 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Over the Edge by The Romance Chick reviews
Sequel to Toward Oblivion. Even more smut than before. Your welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kid Flash, Jinx
Lance o' Love! by Cat In My Fridge reviews
OMG! edward and bella have sex for the first time, first lemon, rly romantic and sexy and the BESTEST fic ever written. r & r or else! EdwardBella forever!1!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 6,163 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 9,536 - Follows: 2,740 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Turn My Sixes to Nines by luna leigh reviews
As Beth prepares for her first semester at college, she can't seem to stop thinking about Will Darcy. He's the walking list of things she doesn't like, or so she thinks at first. But as the semester progresses, Beth learns more about him and herself. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,266 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Urges by Gaia Faye reviews
The repression of James' strongest urges could not last forever...
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James S. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 307 - Published: 1/8/2002
Watercolor: A Jacob&Bella Story reviews
Riverview Psychiatric Facility. Five wards, depending on the severity of the condition with level 5 as the highest and most dangerous. Can love form and grow in such a place? J/B. Canon-pairings. OOC, rated M for dark themes, gory scenes, adult situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob
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