Rachel Is Me
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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1671971, Profile Updated: 09-20-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HI (:

Disclaimer: Reading this will not change your lives, reduce poverty or save Manatees. But it will waste 5 mins of your life, the same as a cigarette

My name is Rachel O'Neill, im the not so amazing age of 14. I hate english so its much as a mystery why im on here to me as it is to you. Well acctually its not, i was lodging on HaLoCo's profile but she kicked me out cause my story is "offensive" (but shes not really mean, i probably just drive her insane) and she made me one of these. Me and HaLoCo are Nerdfighters, which probably qualifies as cool on FanFiction. Im not insanly in love with Twilight and the other books that follow, i have read them, well kinda i dont like Breaking Dawn so i stopped reading it (im wearing a bullet proof jacket for my safety against strong twilight followers)

I love music, Few examples:

Arctic Monkeys, Lost Prophets, Babyshambles, The Killers, Amy Winehouse, Tilly And The Wall, Coldplay, The Script, Paramore, Muse, Boys Like Girls, AAR, Angels & Airwaves, THE CRIBS, Editors, Goldfrapp, Good Charlotte, Hellogoodbye, Kasabian, Libertines, Panic At The Disco, Klaxons, Ladyhawke

Ok that was more then a few.

My favorite TV shows are Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Doctor Who and Skins.

Im no Edwardo fan girl, sorry.

If you read my "story" they are not indended to offend anybody, and i know its wierd and random, but its all just a joke and ive made everybody slightly insane and a bit extreme, but hey at least its not like everyone elses fairytale (btw sorry to other people i offend saying this)

You'll be not so bothered to know this has taken me half an hour, it is now 21:36. I think im done.

I gave the lie, i am not at all done


I'm Copying HaLoCo (LoCoLoCo)

10 facts about Rachel O'Neill

1. Im a Doctor Who Geek, I know just about everything to do with it, i own all the dvds, and they are my greatest treasure

2. Im not what you'd call an "Avid Reader" ive read Twilightness and Billie Pipers autobiography plus load of Jaquieline Wilson, and ive tried Harry Potter honest.

3. Brown Hair, Shortish (around 5'1 probably, i really dont know)

4. Im writing this 20/09/08 (english date) at 22:31 yay.

5. Msn is oneillrg@hotmail.com

6. Have a YouTube channel but there's not much on it so no link :(

7. Currently listning to Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls

8. I play the flute, and i love art

9. I collect Keyrings, cause its the right thing to do

10. I also cant survive my week now without buying NME magazine, buy it, buy it now

Basically im not very interesting, im a midget who watches Doctor Who 24/7 whilst playing the flute, reading NME and staring at keyrings .

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A Strange Vacation by Ha-LoCo reviews
What if Bella didn't go to California with Charlie for two weeks during the summer? What if instead she went to Forks? What if she met Edward two years earlier when she was fifteen? Better then it sounds! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coloured With Paint by Ha-LoCo reviews
All human. 'I softly brushed her hair back from her face. Holding her gently, I whispered quietly in her ear, "What a masterpiece you are."' -Carlisle. CarlislexEsme, because nobody ever writes about these two! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Jared Imprints by Ha-LoCo reviews
What happens when Jared sees and imprints on Kim his first day back at school? How will she react? What's going on in Kim's life and will Jared be able to save her? A Jared imprints story. Read and Review. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,665 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
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Gah! My Daughters Getting Married! reviews
Edward and Bella's wedding from Charlie's POV. Really, really OOC. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Charlie S.
AffectionAttention? reviews
Twilight Song!. Please comment your thoughts and improvements, its not very good yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward