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Joined 08-19-08, id: 1672327, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 13 stories for Legend of Zelda.

I am primarily a voice actor, but I sometimes write stuff. I voice several Legend of Zelda characters in various, mostly silly machinima productions.

My Skype is available through PM request.

His Fist is my Legend of Zelda epic which will (if I ever get the bloody thing done) tell a multi-generational story. Da Capo Al Fine is a shorter story that I am also having fun with. I am pretty busy, so updates are confined to months and years rather than days and weeks.

I am also looking for a Beta-Reader for assistance on Da Capo Al Fine. If anybody is particularly taken with the story and wants to assist in the creative process, let me know.

If I review your story, I will not put the simple "Good story, bro. Update soon!" business that seems to be the norm around here. I will actually try to review your story how I like to be reviewed. Although it might seem picky, I mean it only with constructive intent.

His Fist: I suppose this is more or less stating the obvious, but His Fist is on indefinate hiatus. I want it to be finished at some point, but for it to contain all the story arcs that I want it shall be a massive undertaking--the kind of undertaking I cannot make right now. Part of this is because I want to rewrite part of it. Hey, it was my first story pretty much ever. I am very proud of it. However, there's a lot in there that makes me cringe relating to both style and plot.

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The Dominion Times by Snowyflakes reviews
Hyrule's finest source for the latest news. Sunday 11 August 2013: "Princess Zelda Does Not Excuse Local Hero".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011
Press Releases of Evil by Davin Sunrider reviews
Frustrated with his inability to get American voters to take him seriously, the Dark Lord Ganondorf has stolen the world reserves of chocolate. Exclusive interview inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ganondorf
Shadow Lord's Bane by Split Infinitive reviews
Link, succumbing to the corruption of power and fame, has become a somewhat eccentric dictator in his own right...or so Zelda believes. Is hatred inevitable between the pair...or does their bond run deeper than that?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Rebel Assassin by Split Infinitive reviews
Everything you thought you knew about the Legend was false. Link is a Royal Assassin for Ganondorf Dragmire. His target? A certain princess and her poverty stricken family.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,944 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Destined by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
In the distant future, Hyrule is withering under the tyrannical rule of Ganondorf, and a thief named Zelda and a mercenary named Link are the only people who can save it. First they must learn to embrace their destinies - and each other. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,799 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Error In Judgment reviews
The Hylian Supreme Court is in session, and the first case on the docket could determine the fate of the cosmos-or at least the fate of a homeowner's association. One-shot. Read, review, and enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Altruistic Deicide reviews
The Cycle of Destiny continues. The Chosen Hero and the Princess of Destiny shall forevermore combine their powers to defeat the demon Ganon. So it has always been; so shall it ever be—for none shall defy the Goddesses. Read, review, and enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Link, Zelda
Another Day at the Office, Episode 2 reviews
Link, the Chosen Hero, has been eliminated. Now Team Evil confronts an unprecedented-and insurmountable-problem: what to do next? One-shot. Rated-T for language. Read, review, and enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ganondorf, Dark Link - Complete
Zelda Is Your reviews
This is a story on the ambiguity of words, the importance of completing sentences, and the necessity of family trees. Post ALttP. Oneshot. Rated-T for sexual humor and profanity. Read, review, and enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Ocarina of Time: Da Capo al Fine reviews
During the cataclysm of the Imprisoning War, a kingdom turns to a criminal to save it from total annihilation. Can a criminal become a hero and forgive those who convicted him? He must-the life of a certain princess depends on it. Post OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Link, Zelda
Nominative Determinism reviews
What happens when the people of Hyrule suddenly realize that the same three individuals who end up destroying and saving their kingdom have the same recycled names? Well, this story explores a bit of that. One-shot. Read, review, and enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011
Another Day at the Office, Episode 1 reviews
Why is Link always so successful against the Forces of Evil? Now, for the first time a behind the scenes look at Ganondorf Dragmire's organization gives you the answer. Rated-T for language and references to dangly parts. Read, review, and enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Ganondorf, Vaati - Complete
Race of the Heart: A Hyrule High School Story reviews
The students of Hyrule High School learn that life being a race is more than just an inapt metaphor. As Link arrives for his first day of class, insanity ensues, and relationships will change forever! Oneshot. Rated T. Read and review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Comrade Link reviews
The Hero of Time has once again saved Hyrule from the tyranny of Ganondorf. Surprisingly, however, he refuses to stop there. Oneshot. Rated T for language and stupidity. Read, review, & enyoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Clear and PRESENT Danger reviews
A story of crime and punishment, love, temporal anomalies, and over-obsession with mammary glands. Of course, it is necessarily and arbitrarily set in the present day. Oneshot. LinkxZelda. Rated T for language and reference to teh buttsecks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Romantic Tale With Gratuitous Class Angst reviews
What do bacon, royalty, adventuring, and the feelings of a princess and a hero have to do with one another? Well, probably nothing, but read the story just to make sure. Oneshot. LinkxZelda. Read, review, and enjoy. Rated T for language and stupidity.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
His Fist reviews
Link, The Hero of Time, perishes twenty years ago and Ganondorf attains all pieces of the Triforce-- finally conquering the Kingdom of Hyrule. Can the Hero's reincarnation do what his predecessor failed to do? Read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Link, Zelda
King's Quest: Heir Today, Link Tomorrow reviews
Against my judgement I wrote a King's Quest Zelda crossover. When Link tries to return to Hyrule after destroying Soul's Edge, he finds himself stranded on a mysterious island with a very. . . interesting Prince. Rated T for safety.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008