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Joined 08-20-08, id: 1672494, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Hello my dears!

How to start this here...? Hm...
Lets see... First: I am very bad in doing things like this
I just edited this short Text now 5 times and started new.
Very good that I am not using paper right now "
(Many trees would die for nothing.)


This place is under construction ALWAYS ...

I am not really... like really not a writer, but I like to comment and chat over stories.


My current Reading Interests:

- Transformers

- How to train your Dragon

- Pet shop of Horror


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Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Should Have Known Better by Gimme-Chan reviews
A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 101,738 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Captivity by Safe runner reviews
When those you care about are threatened, you have no choice but to obey your enemy... Ratchet fears the worst is yet to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ratchet, Knock Out
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Hard-to-Reach Places by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
Tailgate comes back filthy after a fruitless recon mission and needs a little help getting clean. IDW's MTMTE Comic-verse, sticky NSFW, Tailgate/Cyclonus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by pl2363 reviews
Jazz falls in love with his best friend, which seems perfect until Prowl admits to a past mistake. Will they each come to terms with how they view love and overcome the obstacles in their path to a perfect union? *Slash/Angst/Hurt/Comfort*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
How to Train Your Dragon: Toothless by mastesargent reviews
Remember How to Train Your Dragon: Film? Well here's the companion story at long last! Essentially the same story, but told exclusively from the eyes of Toothless. Based on the 2010 animated film. I don't own HtTYD or any affiliated characters, obviously.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,829 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Toothless, Hiccup
Darkest Hour by FullstopBlaster reviews
Knockout, now living with the Autobots is integrating well. This is the sequel to Meeting Your Ebb. Knockout and Optimus face may trials as they try to work out their differences and find themselves. Ratchet keeps secrets, and the whole group grows as a whole. Optimus X Knockout, Wheeljack X Ratchet, Bumblebee X Arcee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,985 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Knock Out, Optimus Prime - Complete
Just This Once by fluting-through-life reviews
Starscream has been left behind by his faction with no hope of making it back to his base. But a certain Autobot leader takes pity on him and lends him a helping servo... in more ways than one. Happy sticky slash. Don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
How to Decide You're Ready to Get Married by Wordwielder reviews
It all starts with a question over breakfast...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Equilibrium by LicoriceSnoCone reviews
Somehow, through one another, they were able to find balance. Written in response to the Fanfic 100 challenge on LJ. Mirage/Sideswipe slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sideswipe, Mirage
Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat? by Darkeyes17 reviews
Complete, G1: Sticky! We have seen the Prowl in heat stories. Here's one with Jazz. Our favourite saboteur is in heat, and bots are going to know it. Jazz/various, eventual Jazz/Prowl- fluffy epilogue added
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,357 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Theres None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See by Gimme-Chan reviews
Chapter 10! More Red Alert/Inferno! Red gets an unexpected visit from two very familiar mechs from his past. P/J will be sprinkled in. It is slashy, some angst. *Been Warned*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper by vericus reviews
Prowl can be spontaneous. He just doesn't like facing his fellow officers' teasing after he is. Prowl/Jazz SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Intense by vericus reviews
There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Addiction: Ten Steps To Successful Seduction by Aozoran reviews
Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,571 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Four Letter Word by Moonofwinds reviews
How Jazz and Prowl came together. Now COMPLETE! Happy New Years!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
30 Days and 30 Nights by optimus prime 007 reviews
The P&J Community Anniversary challenge. Sexy Septembers 30 days and 30 prompts. Each day is a different one shot revolving around Prowl and Jazz. There will be drama, romance, comedy, action, and of course hot interfacing. You've been warned. Enjoy :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,829 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
50 Sentences Wasp by madwriter223 -TF reviews
-TF:A- I always thought the show didn't really show how bad Wasp it had to be for Wasp in the Stockades to go insane like he did, so I wrote this. WARNING: Violence, Dark, Heavy on the Angst
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Wasp - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
You're Gay! by kelayna reviews
Ichigo finds out a little too much about Yumichika and complications arise... and hilarity ensues
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Yumichika A.
Rise by Oni-Gil reviews
The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,154 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Of Friendship Between Man And Woman by Naamah Beherit reviews
Two people, two years, two suicide missions and one eternal truth - there's no such thing like friendship between man and woman. *** Story focused on femShepard/Garrus relationship, may contain spoilers if you didn't play ME2. Enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,250 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Dichotomy of Good and Evil by NightElfCrawler reviews
The Decepticons had lost the war, and most spectacularly. But the end of the war may have brought peace with a price. Now it was up to Optimus Prime to set things right, but was the right thing to do something that would inevitably repeat past events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Saving You, Saving Me by Apocrypha Blessing reviews
Based in the All Hail Megatron Universe. PerceptorxDrift
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Perceptor, Drift
Earth, Wind and Fire by The lunatic who cares reviews
Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Firsts: Drift and Perceptor by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
IDW. Drift finds that the trust he places in his new friend is returned. More than that, he realizes Perceptor’s and his feelings for each other are beyond that of simple friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Drift, Perceptor - Complete
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
28 Seekers by madwriter223 -TF reviews
They grew up together, they fought together, they flew together - three were one, and no one could take that away from them. Thundercracker/Skywarp/Starscream, Katsuko AU. Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, and many more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Ark by outerelf reviews
The Arks crew was supposed to fall apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Zanpakutoulogy: Mismatched by DelMarch reviews
Yumichika loves Shuuhei's zanpakutou for the very same reasons that Shuuhei hates it. Happy birthday PND!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Shuuhei H., Yumichika A.
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
Powerplay by Limmet reviews
Many an Autobot has lain awake at night, prevented from going into recharge by fearful imaginations of what it would be like to end up as a Decepticon prisoner. And Prowl is about to find out. Warnings: AU, slash, general kinkyness. Please read A/N first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
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Silly Humans
Toothless POW - Humans, especially the ones around him, where acting very strange. And when it came to courting each other? Just horrible!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Toothless, Astrid
Ablenkungen reviews
Während eines Aufenthalts in der Realen Welt vertrieben sich Yumichika und Ikkaku auch mit Anderem ihre Zeit außer mit der Jagd von Hollows. Sie vergnügten sich aber nicht nur zu zweit, sondern zogen auch noch den Aushilfs-Shinigami Ichigo mit hinein.
Bleach - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M.