Lotho's Cute Villainess Minion
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Joined 02-08-02, id: 167253
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Discworld.

Man, it's been a while since I've written any fanfiction here. Well, I suppose I've returned, and I'd like to think my fanfiction sucks a little less. It probably doesn't, but I don't really care.

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Awkward Moments reviews
After Penelope Clearwater is revived after her close call with the basilisk, she and Percy Weasley explore the more awkward aspects of their physical relationship. Percy finds it difficult to relax, not when he knows school rules are on the line.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Percy W., Penelope C.
Will You Respect Me In The Morning? reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black meet for a drink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
This'll Be The Day That I Die reviews
It's quite a melancholy song to hold so dearly, if you really thought about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Percy W.
Cauldron Bottoms reviews
A presentation about the thickness of cauldron bottoms, followed by a party. Percy doesn't like drinking, because he hates to lose control, but he does need to loosen up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Percy W.
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Grasping his pillow tightly to his face so no one could hear him, Percy wept until there were no more tears left in his body. After the first tear had fallen, it wasn't about the stupid scholarship anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Percy W.
Trains of Thought reviews
This was written for a challenge to write about a picture of a trainline in under 1000 words. Percy sits and muses about predictability and reliability Penelope tries to teach him a thing or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Percy W.
She doesn't know reviews
Percy's working in the Prefect's common room, and Penelope comes to talk to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Percy W.
How It Happened reviews
Harry asks for advice and Percy ponders the beginnings of his relationship with Penelope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Percy W.
It's Called Life reviews
MWPP. Sirius and James have been together for so long that it's taken for granted that they'll be together forever. But then they break up, and Sirius starts to seek comfort in the arms of Remus Lupin, do they have a chance of ever being together again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003 - James P., Remus L.
Consternation reviews
In response to Vee4’s challenge - I challenge there to be writ the most obscure Ponder slash pairing you (the writer) can think of. A trip to Lancre, the reminder of a near forgotten could-be-a-small-romance-under-dim-light...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2003
Hopelessly Devoted reviews
Remus/Sirius. Songfic to 'Hopelessly Devoted To You' from 'Grease'. Remus thinks about Sirius after he is taken to Azkaban. ((Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I do not own the song or anything related to either.))
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Confusion and Worry reviews
Sequel to 'Dreams and Promises'. Ponder Stibbons/Adrian Turnipseed slash. Ponder is having second thoughts about his feelings for the student. Ridcully and Adrian certainly aren't helping matters...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2003
Dreams and Promises reviews
Slash: Two people discuss feelings of love and romance while studying for the University exam.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003
Lost reviews
Merry and Pippin have a fight... other stuff happens... I totally suck at summaries. M/P slash, R&R please. Unnecessary flames fed to Lotho.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Precious reviews
Frodo/Sam slash! Written by my friend Sez. Sam thinks about how the Ring has corrupted his Frodo. You'll just have to read it to find out the rest. R&R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Who killed Meriadoc Brandybuck? reviews
A tragedy occurs in the Shire – someone has murdered Merry Brandybuck! Who was it? Okay, I promised no slash. But it snuck in. But it's only pretend, not real. Pretend slash! Chapter twelve up - Legolas is back. But how is that possible? And why?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Peregrin T., Samwise G.
Frodo the NineFingered Hobbit reviews
Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Have a Merry Christmas and a Pippin New Year, everyone! (Oh, and R&R)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Frodo B.
Waiting reviews
Hey, lookie here, it's another fic by DuckSorceress. Only it's not, because it was written by my friend Sez. Set after Frodo has gone over the Sea, Sam's POV. R&R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Samwise G.
Contemplation reviews
Frodo/Sam slash... Sam contemplates love and life in general as Frodo sleeps... but more of the first.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Harry's Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Harry's Twelve Days of Christmas. R&R please.. not as good as Hagrid's, but still worth reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2002
Hagrid's Twelve Days Of Christmas reviews
Hagrid's twelve days of Christmas. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/20/2002