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Joined 08-20-08, id: 1673012, Profile Updated: 11-08-08
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hey my peps my name is renesmee101 and i hope u like any stories I ever write. if u want me to update any stories then plz plz tell me.but im updating H.I.M. so hopefully i ll have it updated soon. I'll also update Twisted and Carlise's Untold Story as soon as i figure out how. Plz read my stories Thx kiss kiss. Oh and if you haven'y read Twilight then go shoot yourself in the foot. (Just an expresion don't acutaly shoot yourself in the foot kay??) .

Age:11

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour:Blue, Brown, Green and Amber

Favourite Books: Twilight, The Host and Harry Potter.

This is for Bella's clothes in Sweet Life plz read .

Bella's earinng's - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=42228&ensembleid=48180

Bella's jacket - http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=9D-230670&page=1&cgname=OSCLOJACZZZ&rfnbr=2250

Bella's watch in teal - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=42042&ensembleid=47954

Bella's purse - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=41633&ensembleid=47520

Bella's necklace - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=42305&ensembleid=48226

Bella's shoes - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=37428&ensembleid=42979

Bella's dress - http://www.coldwatercreek.com/Products/Product.aspx?productid=42150&ensembleid=48095

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you ever fell of a chair backwards copy this in yout profile.

AV is Addictied to Vampires

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more. Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile( This always happens to me!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people how get exited when you see just two reviews, copy this in your profile.

If you're an obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this in your profile.

If you truely belive, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you ( Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen) copy and paste in your pro.

If you have a child, you're considering the name Edward or Anthony, copy and paste in your pro.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.( My friend has a painting of a lady in her house and i ask "leah,why does she have 5 toes?")

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.

If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight its NOT funny no more, copy and paste.

If you get sugar high off of carrots, or a slice of cake, or a small bowl of icecream, or 3 mini chocolate bars etc. copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile


My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.(leah, jules, baab)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you love Twilight, and whenever anyone says anything related to Twilight you shoot up in your seat, or whenever anyone says anything non-Twilight related, you still shoot up in your seat and try to find a way to relate it to Twilight e.g. someone says air, you say "Vampires don't need to breathe air!" or they say car, you say "You know an awesome car? An Aston Martin Vanquish..." OR! When you're bored in Science class, you turn to the nearest Twilight friend and say "Hey Isabella, or Julie, or Maddi, or Caity," and they go "Yeah?" And I go "You know what?" and they go "What?" and I desperately try to come up with something Twilight related e.g. "Jacob sucks eh?" and they go "Totally..."

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile.

If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you argue with your self and are constanly pretending to be on the phone (putting your hand to your ear, etc.) not realizing that you look stupider then just talking to your self copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you were switched at birth because you have special powers (Seeing the future, feeling emotions, hearing thoughts, etc.) and/or because your parents are totally geeks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have considered nameing your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile(I comtemplate this every other day! Edward, Bella, Alice, and Jasper are my favorites!)

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this

If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly you don't wanna heal, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile(I run into them every day. They plot against me and move when I am about to walk through the doorway. They just hate me. :(

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile(I once fell out of my chair forwards, don't ask how.)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

SEAMCJWH is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Hale

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile

If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

If you've read Twilight over 4 times, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought really hard about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is and hope he heard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile.

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Ultimate Twilight Obsession Quiz

You know you're obsessed with the Twilight Series when:
1. you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop on your iPod.
2. you dream about it every night.
3. you want to go to Forks for your spring break.
4. you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car.
5. you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.
6. you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
7. you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8. you quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
9. you solidly believe your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy.
10. you refer to your ideal boyfriend as an "Edward."
11. you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble.
12. you name your characters after the Twilight characters.
13. you cry because your father used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
14. you count down the days till Edwards birthday 60 days before it starts. (June 20th)
15. a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.
16. you have bought both the audio books.
17. you have bought t-shirts from twilightteez.com.
18. you relate even the weirdest things to the book.
19. you carry the books with you.
20. you go to Forks.
21. you almost faint when you first saw the cover of Eclispe.
22. you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading(or just doing nothing at all).
23. you talk to nothing but think you're talking to Edward.
24. you stay locked in your room until you've read it over a million times.
25. you start talking to it (the book).
26. you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking about!
27. you ask them how you know you love the Twilight series even though they STILL don't know what you're talking about.
28. you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
29. while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off.
30. you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
31. in class, you relate every project to something in the book.
32. the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
33. you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
34. you and your boyfriend call each other "Edward" and "Bella".
35. you sit on the roof of your house every night waiting for Edward to come.
36. you name random people at your school the characters' names.
37. you wish for them not to make a Twilight movie because it could never be as good as the book but still want to see it.
38. you start failing in school because either your reading the Twilight Series. Or you are thinking about Edward and his family.
39. you make a protective cover for your twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to yours friend's house.
40. you create a debate in class over Edwards "perfection"
41. you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
42. you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bible"
43. you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed.
44. you try to compare a lot of things to the book.
45. your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it 20 times

Disclaimers are stupid. I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer.

If you're a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot.

If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person.

If you don't know who Jacob and Edward ( ) are, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

AV: Addicted to Vampires

OMC: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. That, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense)

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;)

Real men Sparkle...

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.

When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.

Bite me... you know you want to!

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk.

Kroptonite doesn't bother me either.

Well, It's no irritable grizzly...

I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 7 for me

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2cd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43). You noticed there is no number 25

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my Gosh, he has a face!"

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life.

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead.

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you.

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You went to Reese Jewlers to get yourself a topaz ring.

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book.

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book.

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN MORE THAN YOU!~

Why yes, I do love Edward =)

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN
1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze, and if he doesn't, you break up with him.
2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though its not his name, if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.
3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debusy everytime your in your car, if he doesn't like it, well you know the drill. :)
4.You make your boyfriend wear Vampire teeth, and if he ask's you why, you break up with him.
5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie, you always put in Romeo & Juliet.
6.If your boyfriend pulls up in a car that is not a silver Volvo, u call the cops.
7.When you and your boyfriend want to take a vacation and he suggests Italy, you yell at him an then break up with him
8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him Animal blood, but if he refuses, you take your ticket and break up with him.
9. you make him read all the Twilight books so much that he has them memorized.
10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart because Edward Cullen is first.
11. if your boyfriend doesn't have a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.
12. if he has no brothers or sisters named Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, then you ask him "who are you?" and leave him.
13.you make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of Edward and Bella and if he questions you why, you throw him out of your car.
14.you ask your boyfriend what type of drug he thinks you are, and if he says anything other then heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.

SIGNS OF INSANITY:
1. Talking to yourself.
2. Talking to inanimate objects with hopes that they'll answer you.
3. Having conversations with yourself/said inanimate objects.
4. Laughing maniacally at the worst of times.
5. Thinking you're a mythical creature. (oh god, i am insane!)
6. Singing 'POLKA DOTTED PIG TOES!' when you're supposed to be doing something productive.
Finally, 7. Trying to cure abuse/world hunger/global warming/etc. all by yourself. (silly maximum)

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Copy + Pastes

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen since there is only one, and is fictional and immortal), copy and paste this into your profile..

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile..

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere (with Edward Cullen or some other character), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! (With this one, make sure no-one's around, you get weird looks! Actually, it's quite funny to see other people stare after you scream for no reason (to them it's no reason, to you it's a big thing!!))

If you would write a song all about Twilight then copy and paste this into your profile.

If You've Already Planned Which Twilight Character You're Gonna Be For Halloween, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm being Jane from New Moon. I was going to be Alice but that would be hard to spike my short hair.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you play operation and scream when the buzzer goes off copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 20 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense?), edwardXD (my parents wonder how i can do this oh and i will be listening to music to) renesmee101 (My mom is amazed that i can do so many things at 1 time same with my sis .)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, edwardXD

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. ( 'tis fun ;-))

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (Well, I'm way more insane than her.)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, edwardXD

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people who think they're better then everyone else, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!) ( from edwradXD: well i'm not American but same diff)

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile. (don't get me wrong dogs are fine)

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freaking HOT copy + paste this into your profile ( that's and understatement... HOT! doesn't even cover half of it)

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have stayed up half the night reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile (try all night)

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you love Twilight Fan Fiction C&P

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (lolz yea...)

If you at least love Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and mabe even Carlisle, copy this into your profile. (Everyone but Jacob!)

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile (-Briawna' and Raynabow say anything and will pay)

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD if you agree copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

89 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if your one of the teenagers who has MORALS and VALUES copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this into your profile

If you said you'd never speak to a certain person ever again, and the next day you were chattering nonstop, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an incredibly long profile that no one will read, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile(try all the time)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend at least three hours a week reading/writing fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

random quotes/sayings/whatever

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Real men Sparkle...

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--slap them upside the head.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

music is like candy. you HAVE to throw the rappers out. End of story.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

"A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.” yea thats right!

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to (LMAO Rayna)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -stewie griffin

"You know, i do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

"You putrescent ball of slime

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM SWITZERLAND: Because I love them all!!

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...


You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


See if you ca read this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy ,it deosnt mttaer in wah oredr the ltteer in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseaee the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef. but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was iprmorantt tahts so cool: Copy this in your profile if you can read this.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back.Crazy is when you stay up late wishing that Edward Cullen is real, and that he is all yours. Crazy is when you are reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse,someone has to say your name 10 times before you look up. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

(I'm crazy!! R U?.)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off .

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,edwardsrealbella,rennesmee101

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, edwardsrealbella

.-If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcoughIamonecoughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

-If you think Fred should just let Barney have the dumb Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that people who hate/don't get Twilight are losers, copy this into your profile.

-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever tried to open a door when it's locked copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped 53 times in 1hr and 40min, copy this into your profile.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You Might Be In Love With Edward Cullen If:

(I have done ALL of these because I came up with this. Go Edward!)

You pray every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.

You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen (Dad teases me about this all the time)

You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.

You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.

You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you.

You made the Twilight Lexicon picture your background on your computer so you can look at Edward whenever you want (Isn't Edward just beautiful?)

When you do look at that picture, you find yourself out of breath or giggling uncontrollably. (Happened very recently. Like 5 minutes ago...)

Your dad thinks you are absolutely nuts for loving a vampire.

You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him.

You have the picture of Edward on your cell phone and you show it to everybody.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my Gosh, he has a face!"(I swear that has happened to me)

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life. (I had this dream recently after seeing the movie stills from Twilight the movie. I was standing in front of Forks High School when Jacob came up to me and hugged me. Then, after I was done talking to him, I saw Edward next to his Volvo. I went over to him and he kissed me, but then I woke up. I LOVED IT!)

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead.(Has happened and I pretty much stopped talking to that person)

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you. (Harry who?) (Now I owe my dad a dollar whenever I say Harry Potter. Crap! I mean HP)

You flipped out when you passed a road called Twilight Lane and begged your parents to turn to see if Edward was there. (There really is a road called Twilight Lane. I almost died!)

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You went to Reese Jewlers to get yourself a topaz ring. (The topaz is in the shape of a heart! I wear it everyday and think about Edward every time I look at it! I just got myself a topaz necklace to match.)

You got your grandfather to promise to take you to Forks, Washington on your birthday. (I am going there this March! Yay!)

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book. (Pretty much everyone in the whole ninth grade at my school has no idea what Twilight is! Curse them!)

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book. (I had a really bad one the other day. I was practically hyperventillating. Yep, for those who haven't figured out yet, I overreact...A LOT.)

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile.

~I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN MORE THAN YOU!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you,

True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking first?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

these are super sad!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are..

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. MUHAHAHAHA

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

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Switched by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen has it all and his twin brother Anthony is jealous. Anthony convinces Edward to trade places for a few months, but what happens when Edward falls in love with Anthony's girlfriend Bella? Or when Anthony returns? ExB All Human Note: UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Love I Left Behind by vampgal19 reviews
Eclipse never happened,Bella finds out that she is pregnant with Edward’s child and leaves because she is scared that he will get angry or want believe her.16 years later she has twins and a new coven.What happens when they meet a certain group at school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends 4 life by vampgal19 reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were in diapers. They both love each other but won’t come out. What happens when Bella finds herself in an abusive relationship? All human. Jacob lovers beware.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jericho by fwuzzfwuzz reviews
Edward knew something was wrong when his venom was weakening. Now a mysterious disease is breaking him apart with frightening symptoms. At what lengths will the Cullens and Bella go to save him? Edward and Carlisle Fatherson COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,719 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Secrets Better Left Untold by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
50 years after Bella's death all the Cullen’s seem to be getting better, all except Edward. Edward pulls away from everything with anger and sadness and even hurts a family member. But when he decides to go on vacation with the family he gets a surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Differences and Opinions by DreamingOfFantasies reviews
Used to be called 'Is Edward the ONE' Bella is a vampire, and re-meet the Cullens in Forks. She learns of a shocking past of one of the Cullens, and must work together with Edward to save the happiness of the family. Bx? SUMMARY SUCKS! Give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN! by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Phoenix School of the Arts by kirstismiles13 reviews
Bella is a passionate artist who has fought her way to the top of the Phoenix School of the Arts. Edward Cullen, on the other hand, has been handed success on a silver platter. But what will happen when fate brings them together? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
MakeDamnSure by venom with love reviews
Bella is Edward's best friend and ..... mistress? What happens when she gets pregnant with his child? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,063 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Light by Pinkster Lily reviews
Isabella Masen never expected to fall in love, at least not until she met Edward Swan. The only problem? Isabella Masen is a vampire. And Edward? Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,061 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
Emmett's Lesson by IHeartSparklyBoys reviews
Emmett get's taught a lesson by Rosalie, Alice and Bella. My first submission hope you enjoy AV all vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Love, or Lust? by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
What would happen if Bella went home to Forks to live with her Dad, Charlie, and older brother, Jasper? All noraml pairings. Full sum inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Discovery by Aspiring Empath reviews
Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007
Shame by edward is my homeboy reviews
bella and her two siblings, jasper and rosalie, are abused by charlie. bella feels too ashamed to tell her boyfriend, edward about it. can edward find the truth before it's too late? all human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella
Home Again by Stina58 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn-Jacob does leave with Renesmee but when she attends school, she runs into her family for the first time in 6 and 1/2 years...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Be My Escape by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Suppose Renee didn't take Bella with her when she left. Charlie turns abusive and at age 15 Bella tries to commit suicide but is stopped by a strange pale boy. BxE CHAPTER 22 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aro's Little Princess by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro, one of the Volturi and is bored to death if even possible for a vampire and lonely. But that all changes when a desperate to die vampire named Edward comes along and takes her back to Forks with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,170 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Little Princess by SillyHearts reviews
Life is filled with 'What ifs' So, What if when Edward left, he left Bella pregnant? What if years later that meet again in collage? What if Edward wasn't single anymore? Now the only other question would be; What would Bella do? DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
My Little Vampire by Fighting for Words reviews
Its been 5 years since Edward left Bella, and now Bella is a student at NYU. She is dating Jacob, and has nearly given up on Edward. Meanwhile Edward is searching for Bella across the US. See inside for better summary. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,464 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Vampire Love by ilovepocky reviews
Bella,Alice,Rosalie are sisters,best friends,AND vampires going to Bridgeston Academy.Emmett,Edward,Jasper are adopted brothers,players but also vampires going to the same school. So much drama. Will they ever get together? B&ED, EM&R, A&J eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Green eyed Stranger by Sophia24 reviews
Bella starts work at a cafe where she meets Edward, her 'green-eyed stranger'. All Human. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,233 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Without You I am Nothing! by TheNextAliceCullen reviews
What happens if Edward never came back? If Bella Never befriended Jacob. Bella graduates high school and applies to Cornell University and she finds out something that will change her life. First Fan fiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Somthing New Is Going On by twilightfanswanted reviews
Bella and Edward. Alice and Jasper. Carlisle and Esme. Emmett and Rosalie. Need I say more? COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
The PLAYGIRL by iSparkle0like0alice reviews
Bella is the playGIRL of the school, Edward is an unpopular transfer, what happens when Bella notices Edward, and he just ISNT interested? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Stages of Love by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward and Bella can't stand each other, but when Edward finds out that Bella gets beaten by Charlie, what will he do? Will Edward save Bella or will she be left alone. *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Embarrassed by EmilsEliza reviews
One day when Bella is over at the Cullen’s house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
STARVATION by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella gets abused. Who helps her? No one. someones angry at her dad. So what does 'it' do? 'It' falls for her. That's what. REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER YOU READ. !DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,552 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Tanya's Thoughts by Venemous Vengeance reviews
how does tanya feel when she finds out edward is getting married to bella and not her? this is what i think her reaction would be. One shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
90 Years into the Future by Asdvhfrnxukcsfbmlf reviews
Edward left Bella and never came back. She was changed and turned her life's focus to music. what happens when these two lovers meet once more after 90 years from being apart. First fanfic, plz read! after he left in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
I Set You Free by Opague reviews
Sequel to DESCENDANT. Bella and her prince can finally be together. But suddenly, vampires go missing and then Edward himself. Bella soon realizes that her dead mother's past may destroy her future and her almighty father may not be able to save it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
twin terrors by vampirepixie00916 reviews
When Bella moves to forks she is not alone, nor is she human. Bella has a twin sister named Loretta. They are both "vegi" vampires and changed in 1945. Edward and his family are still the same except there is another cullen brother. see how he fits in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
More than friends? by efronluvz reviews
Troy and Sharpay have been best friends since diapers. Is it possible for them to fall in love? some adult scenes TROYPAY! YAY! well im new and this is my first fanfic. so please read.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sharpay E., Troy B.
Burnin' Up by JuStxBeLinda reviews
Bella Swan must be the only girl in Forks who has no interest in the famous band, rocking the charts, basically the entire entertainment world, "Twilight". Till she meets a member of the band that changes her mind...and her life forever. Alice& Jazz, too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Our Little Princess by Pixel Alice reviews
What happens when Bella sudenly leaves while the Cullens hunt. Who is this Lilian girl and why does she call Bella "Mommy". Read and find out. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
A vampires love by mwsblover reviews
Bella and edward are happily married. Edward changes bella into a vampire, and she ends up having a power that nobody could have imagined. Will her and edward have their happily ever after? My first fanfic, please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Spirit Week At Forks High by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
It's Spirit Week at Forks High...how will Bella, Edward & Alice survive?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Regret by abro5 reviews
Bella chose Jacob, but she regrets that desion more than ever when he rapes her. Will she forgive him? Or will she find Edward...the one person she really loved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,637 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disenchanted by XLadySnowX reviews
When Bella's 17 year old cousin Ava moves to Forks, she meets the sublime and enchanting Jasper Hale. They soon fall in love. But what's going to happen when Embry Call imprints on Ava? Only one way to find out! Full summary inside. JasperxOC. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,742 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Embry - Complete
When Alice gets bored by MFStwilighters reviews
What happens when Alice gets bored? Starts with Truth or dare, but will change to other things as it goes along. My first fanfic. Please R&R. No flames please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
Shimmering Star of Hope by Shontiachaosmaster reviews
In this Warriors based fanfic, Starwhisker and Moonscar have to kits named starkit and moonkit. Everyone knows they are important, every warrior is important in Thundercaln, but do they know how important? DISCONTINUED
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Face Down by TwyliteLuvr reviews
Songfic! Pre-Eclipse, mid-New Moon. Edward is still gone. Jacob forcefully tries to show Bella that she loves him, whether Bella wants him to or not. Who will save her this time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
Fun With The Cullens! by lildarkcookie reviews
Soo its pretty much the cullens annoying the hell out of each other which includes vampire bella Rated T because it turns out the cullens have potty mouths!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since You've Been Gone by Bella's Bff reviews
Edward leaves, telling bella he's 'in love'. Bella gets attacked by Victoria, turning her into a vamp. Bella lives with long lost cousin, Serena. She becomes a singer, and spies someone lurking in the audience... My First FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter Nature by Bella's Bff reviews
When Bella saw Laurent in the meadow in New Moon, Jacob was too late. Ten years later, Bella is changed, kinda gothic, living alone. When she gets to school, she can smell vampires... ExB Title explaination: 1st ch; rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Visions of Orange Blossoms by Lady Saffir reviews
While out hunting, Alice has a vision of Edward proposing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Brand new by ReDmOoN14 reviews
When Elise an extraordinary girls catches unwanted attention of those in Voltrala sp? how will she cope- Edward and Cullens involed! I wrote it a while ago so be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008
TRUTH OR DARE! Vampire style YEAH BABY YEAH by lolthebest1 reviews
CHAOS! That is what happened when the Cullens and Bella decided to play truth or dare! Hopefully this is funny. Might be a few 'saucy' moments and a certain someone will have to dress as a GIRL! Same ol' couples ExB EmxR JxA CxEs yeah I changed the title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
What Mrs Weasley said in Ginny's 6th year by gudbooks reviews
Just a oneshot really. When you read for the first time you might not get it but with the Authors note i hope you will.Have i awakened your sense of curiousity? Then read on...!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Restraint by Chedea reviews
Edward meets the personification of obsession when a girl stumbles on he and his family. With his self control challenged by a girl whose identity is a mystery, his family must decide what to do when their secret is revealed to a girl Edward can't ignore
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,107 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Bella Swan the Teacher by vampiresaremylife reviews
After Edward left. Bella is the most powerful vanpire known to all vamps. But shes a school teacher.I OWN NOTHING bXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Rock by RhiScissorhands reviews
Camp Rock/Twilight crossover. All human. What happens when Bella goes to camp Rock? Will she fall in love with Edward cullen, lead singer of Connect 3? DISCONTINIUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper how could you? by Edward4eva reviews
What would have happened if Jasper really did bite Bella on her birthday?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
La Sua Cantante by pleasebiteme reviews
CHANGE OF TITLE! Used to be "Absorption". Bella's power is to absorb other powers. When her and Edward meet a vampire named Henry, whose ability is that he is disabled of smelling human blood, what will end up happening? Post change, obviously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For 100 Bucks by xxRosesxx reviews
Edward is the sex king at his school, he gets anyone he wants anytime he wants. but when hes dared to get Bella Swan to sleep with him things get interesting. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Seeing Double by edwardcullenissosexy reviews
Edward Cullen has a family member no one, not even Carlisle or Alice, knew about. What happens when he isn't dead as previously thought and he randomly shows up in front of their house? Takes place after Eclipse. Will get good eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Southern Beauty by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Alyssa, Jasper, and Samuel grew up together in Houston, Texas in the late 1800's. So when Jasper is sent to war, Alyssa and Samuel meet up accidently with a vampire. Now, one hundred and something years later, they find someone they thought was long gone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2008
Bree's Story by dear forever yours reviews
Bree was a newborn, rampaging alongside others at Seattle. But what happened before she was bitten, when she was human, and what happened up till her unfortunate ending in the clearing? Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Sex Tapes and Deceit by Ashley 'n' Jaimee reviews
When Sharpay's dad leaves her and her mom, her world falls apart. She must earn 500 or she has to leave her whole life in Albuquerque behind and move away. Her best friend's boyfriend offers her the money but he wants something in return
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Seductive Secrets by Ashley 'n' Jaimee reviews
When Troy's eye falls on one certain, gorgeous blonde he can't control his feelings, to save Gabriella and Zeke being hurt, Troy and Sharpay start a secret affair...but secrets can't stay secrets for long.. By Ashley
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008
Alice and Jasper: Fun time by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Experience the fun of Alice's scheming and plotting, that involves Jasper, pleather and lots of fun. AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Role Play by Imagination Goddess reviews
Edward has proposed to Bella, so Alice wants her to spend more time with her family-to-be. Things get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Turndown by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Bella Dancerella by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Emmett is feeling pretty creative, he is trying to give nicknames to his other siblings will he reach his goal? This is really short and crap out of my head, I hope you all enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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HIM Hogwarts Instant Messaging reviews
Well this is MSN Hogwarts style and all these weird convo's come up. So R&R plz thx to all of you and if you do R&R you rock .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
Edward's First Phone reviews
When Edward first finds a phone he's going crazy with hot chocolate and when he finds out how to work it then he starts going a little mental.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Cullen Bachelor reviews
Ok this story is just like The Bachelor but with Edward in it. Who will Edward choose find out when you read this story. So R&R please and thank-you.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward
Twisted Twilight
What would happen if Mike was a vampire and Edward is a normal person Who will Bella fall in love with? Well read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 10/9/2008
Derek reviews
What happened before Bella left.From New Life.Plz read thx u all rock.OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
New Life reviews
Well Bella is the daughter of the famous movie producer Charlie Swan. When they move to Forks Bella is in grade 2 and meets new people. Later in the story they meet up again and Bella realizes that she likes Emmett. Big twist on everything.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
Twisted reviews
Harry and Dudley are brothers and Lily and James are the god parents. And Dudley and Harry go to Hogwarts together. Plz enjoy .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
Carlisle's Untold Story
This is about what happens before Carlisle changes everyone. Plz enjoy .
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 358 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Carlisle
Sweet Life reviews
Lame title i know.In this story Edward left Bella 15 years ago and now Bella is a famous actor who does all the big movies. Then 1 day Edward shows up at Bella's newest movie. So enjoy and plz reveiw. Also Bella and Edward are both vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
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