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Author has written 13 stories for Maid Sama!, Naruto, Ultimate Spider-Man, Bleach, and League of Legends.

And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

Welcome To My Profile!

There's nothing special about me - I'm a pervert, I enjoy and need writing because my head is constantly swimming with bullshit that need to get out somehow xD. I like love anime and manga ( maybe you have noticed xD)

LET THERE BE LEMONS! Seriously, feed me explicit content!

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Here are some stupid things xD

You know you live in 2014 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have Facebook or Twitter

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

( I fell for this on Neko-Graphic 's profile. Nice dude x)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, ShinigamiRyuuko

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile(Without the fainting part.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it if you agree copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever been so hyper that you DID bounce off the walls, copy this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Okay what the...? Never mind...

IF you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Miley Cyrus on the top of the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 screaming "jump, bitch, jump!!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. I would probably go with ''No shit! Are you finding that out just now?"

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two

billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

"why do today what you can do tomorrow?" "But what is today but yesterday's tomarrow?" "huh?" "exactly"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

What if everyone else is weird and I'm the one that's normal?

I didn't trip, I was testing the gravity... it still works.

I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.

FanFiction. Because I could write my own stories, but it's more fun to mess with theirs.

Do not call me short, I will go Edward Elric-style rant on you, then procede to kill you(Curtosy sof Sarah)

I'm not short, you're all just freekishly tall

Mummmy...Johnny brought a gun to school(my oldest and best friend nicknamed himself Johnny because he doesn't like his real name)
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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All In A Day's Work by XxTsunderexX reviews
Temari becomes Shikamaru personal assistant, but the problem is, Temari is a nymphomaniac. Can she stop herself from mixing business and pleasure? And you know what they say, all work and no play makes Shikamaru go crazy. How long can they take it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,654 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Finding Vi by T.S. Atlas reviews
After a bad day, Vi struggles with herself, an inner conflict where perhaps the one to help her is her unlikely friend. (Contains sexual content)
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Jayce, Vi - Complete
One Week by butterfly.bones reviews
"Okay, here's what you do. Resist the urges. Kain, keep it in your pants, Ruka, lock your doors." -rukain-
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,426 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S.
Konoha's New Girl by ArtismyEmoLove reviews
Konoha High School Is Used To The Name "Sasuke Uchiha". Sakura Haruno, The New Girl In School, Decides To Riot This Little Shin-ding Until They Remember Her Name And Her Name Only. Little Does She Know, Sasuke Wants Her Moaning His Name. M For Future Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,618 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like a Star by WastingWishes reviews
Sakura is yet to know that her closest penpal is actually the all famous singer Uchiha Sasuke, she'd definitely have fun I'm sure. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ink: Rewriten by Proclaimed Penguin Princess reviews
"Hello" The word rolled off her tongue like it was the first time she ever spoke it, "I'm here for an appointment under the name Haruno." She didn't even need to finish her sentence everyone in the shop knew about her, she had numerous tattoos to prove it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Where Are You? by reviews
By chance we met, then parted. How likely it would be for us to meet again? Highly impossible, you told me. But you broke the rule and I willingly went along. All because neither of us want this to end. Simply, we don't want to be strangers again. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,213 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
University of Konoha by SweetMadness92 reviews
A musical medic and a wealthy sex addicted Uchiha heir living at the same college sounds like trouble, right? But will a stunningly stubborn pink haired girl be able to kick the progidy off his throne or become another notch on his bed post.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ms Robin Hood by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Sakura is the CEO of a billion dollar company, so is Sasuke. Both live double lives. Can the hero of the city resist the new femme fatale or will he bend the rules and have his heart stolen instead in both lives he leads? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Let's Play by Broadway-Naruto-Girl reviews
After something that scars her for life her freshman year of high school Sakura was never the same now about to enter college an emotionally inept shy frail girl will Sasuke help? Discontinued, but this story is up for adoption. PM me if interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flower of Temptation by yourlovelymaiden reviews
He was a demon who knew three rules: eat until full. play until tired. fall in love and die. So what happens when he meets the face of his enemy, the beautiful Sakura?mainly SasuSaku ,slight NaruHina, ShikaTem etc. Review please!-As of today: 12/1/12 I have decided to edit the current chapters and resume progress on this story. Get ready bitches, I'm back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
War Between the Shifters by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
All 3 used to be friends. Sakura the heir to the Cat Haven. Sasuke the heir to the Dog Palace. And Naruto the heir to the Hokage. They met and befriended each other, but one death tore them apart. War will always continue as long as the truth stays hidden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spellcasters and Familiars by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Things just keeps getting complicated for me, Sakura Haruno, the Freak, Looser Extraordinaire, and oh, did I mention now a D-Level Spell Caster? I just want to be NORMAL for crying out loud! SasuSaku later on. Edited Chap 1, 2
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Between these Shades of Grey by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Who would have thought two girls could be so much trouble for a vampire and a werewolf. SasuSaku NaruHina TenNeji and many more. warning lemon. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,307 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shot Through the Heart by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
I say hit him where it hurts the most! And she did just that, aiming for his HUGE ego. Sasuke and Sakura one-shot, done as a challenge from hypheniated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proposal by cricketchick1990 reviews
When Ichigo was planning how to propose to Rukia, he never expected that it would go like this... IchiRuki Threeshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Heartbeat by Mussimm reviews
She wasn't fooling me. I had seen her turn a square kilometre of forest into firewood. There was nothing modest or sweet about Temari, she was pure destruction disguised by a curvaceous figure and an eloquent tongue. ShikaTem. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,510 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Why Not To Drink by xlunardemonx reviews
The Chairman insults pockey while giving an anti-drinking speach, resulting in a rebellious Rima, Aido being Aido and a bunch of drunk vampires acting very strange indeed...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Rima T. - Complete
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Slam Dunk reviews
He is the captain of the basketball team and she's just trying to graduate. Medical school was hard enough without him messing everything up...How on earth did their different worlds collide?And why did she decide to stay and help? Leona x Darius and some Katarina x Talon. Rated MA for language and LEMON!
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Leona, Darius
Bang bang into the room reviews
AU. Drinking isn't your enemy, it's the morning after that's the problem. Ever wondered how did you get into that scandalous situation? Well, Matsumoto has the same problem. Curse you Gin and your new apartment... Rating MA for language and lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2015 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The table or the counter? reviews
It's mating season and things go horribly wrong.LEMON!
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Peter P./Spider Man, Ava A./White Tiger - Complete
Back in Black reviews
It's boy's night. Time for some video games, beer and... an unfamiliar girl in the backyard?One-shot! LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Scary stories reviews
He sold his soul and she just happened to be his devil. A match made in...Hell. Why do things always end up the way they are not supposed to? LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vacation time reviews
Why was she picking him from the airport again? Ah right, because Naruto was a stupid dick! Of only stupid Sasuke didn't decide to visit...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tequila,salt,lemon reviews
"Who the fuck came up with this stupid game! All I wanted was to get a few drinks…" The rosette groaned as she rubbed her temples. "Who needs drinks when we can piss the shit out of you?" One-shot. Lemon flavour.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ER reviews
It was just another awful day in the emergency department. Everything went as usual until that brimming bag of waste appeared... You never know how bad your day is until fate shoves its juicy middle finger in your face. Slightly REWORKED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Clan Your Curse reviews
Two demons, so alike yet so different by nature. She is the queen of the damned, and he is about to lose his soul in the night of the ascending. A little squeeze of lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First impressions reviews
Sakura has a rough night in a hotel. Find out why and how it ends . LEMONADE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Typical Drama reviews
Sakura's parents divorced when she was 13. She moved away but now, at the age of 19 , she is back for her last summer before university. Friends re-unite and old enemies clash as the summer takes on an interesting course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sing With Me reviews
Sakura sings for him, just this once. Simple no? Can the long build hate towards him disappear within the final accords of the song? Read and find out One-shot, lemon flavour. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simple Words reviews
They were meant to be simple words without any real intention behind them but they lead to a passion-filled night. LEMON!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete