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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Avatar: Last Airbender.










Foetal Frolics

I wish I was a foetus
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.

To worry obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast
I'd change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique then breech.

To student midwives I'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself inside the os
And leave an empty space.

I'd tie my cord into a knot
And wave it through the cervix
I'd give the midwives such a shock
And laugh off all my vernix.

And when my membranes rupture
I'd be a right old pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest.

I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached
To theatre then the lot of us
Would pronto be dispatched.

And when they start to caesar
I'd laugh and think "Tee hee!'
When no-one else is looking
I'll come vaginally.

Copyright; Pauline Bryant


Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.

I want to tease you
I want to please you
I want to show you baby
That I need you

I want your body
'Till the very last drop
I want you to holler
When you want me to stop

And who can love you like me (nobody)
Who can sex you like me (nobody)
Who can treat you like me now, baby (nobody)
Nobody, baby (nobody)
And who can do it like me (nobody)
And who can give you what you need (nobody)
Who can do you all night long (nobody)
Nobody, baby (nobody)

I want the night
For me and you
So come here baby
And let me do it to you

Don't be afraid
'Cuz I won't bite
I promise to give it to you
Just the way you like

And who can love you like me (nobody)
Who can sex you like me (nobody)
Who can lay your body down (nobody)
Nobody, baby (nobody)
And who can treat you like me (nobody)
Who can give you what you need (nobody)
And who can do you all night long (nobody)
Nobody, baby (nobody)
And the band keeps playing on

On, on, on, and on, on
On, on, on, and on, on
On, on, on, and on, on
Nobody, baby
On, on, on, and on, on
On, on, on, and on, on
On, on, on, and on, on
Nobody baby

I want you right now for my lover
Oh yes I do
Place no one above you
Oh yes I do
If you need love
I'll be right
I'll be right there, baby
Oh yes I will
Oh yes I will baby
Oh yes I will baby

And who will love you like me (nobody)
Who can sex your body like me baby (nobody)
Who can do it like me, baby (nobody)
No, no, no (nobody)
Who can lay you down just like me (nobody)
Who can kiss you all over your body, baby (nobody)
Ad lib till fade

Nobody by Keith Sweat

"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

Women's faults are many, men have only two -- Everything they say and everything they do

Bella's version when Edward leaves her

The rain drops fall silently,

Onto my head,

My tear drops are mingled, With the rain drops.

I cry in the rain, And no-one notices.

The rain cries on us, Everyone notices. No-one knows I’m crying,

Crying out every memory. Crying out the memories, Of you.

And me. All of the sad, first. Then all of the happy.

The sad ones make me cry harder, But the happiest, Hardest of all.

I’ll try to forget, The times we had together.

I’ll try to remember, Now, you’ve gone.

Moving on is so difficult, So impossible, so hard.

And then, remembering everything, Just makes it worse.

Wondering if you’re thinking of me, Then remembering you’re gone.

So far away. Remembering all those hurtful things, That you told me.

Then remembering your smile. You laugh, your voice.

The words you said, echo around my head. Never to be forgotten.

Remembering you brings a smile on my face. It lights me up inside.

But then, remembering that you’ve gone, Brings me down inside.

-by Emzie

















Twilight Movie/Cast List

Character Name Actor/Actress

Bella Kristen Stewart

Edward Robert Pattinson

Charlie Billy Burke

Alice Ashley Greene

Rosalie Nikki Reed

Jasper Jackson Rathbone

Emmett Kellan Lutz

Carlisle Peter Facinelli

Esme Elizabeth Reaser

James Cam Gigandet

Jacob Black Taylor Lautner

Jessica Anna Kendrick

Mike Newton Michael Welch

Eric Justin Chon

Angela Christian Serratos

Billy Black Gil Birmingham

Laurent Edi Gathegi

Victoria Rachelle Lafevre

Renee Sarah Clarke

Tyler Gregory Tyree Boyce

Waylon Forge Ned Bellamy

Phil Matt Bushell

Mr. Molina Jose Zuniga

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

he white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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I'M... FUN






Coming Back Home:


Edward's Dog Tag:


House in Miami:

Bella's Wrist Tattoo-

Bella's Neck Tattoo-

Bella's Lower Back Tattoo-

Bella's Ear Piercing-

Bella's Tongue Ring-

Bella's Belly Piercing-

Bella's Lip Piercing-

James' Phone:

Ashlyee's phone-

Bella's phone-

Private Jet:


Ashylee's Appearance:

Ashylee's Silver Jaguar:

Ashylee's Pink Mustang:

James' Black Aston Vanquish Ultimate:

James' Lime Green Lamborghini:

Bella's Red Ferrari F430:

Bella's Purple 2007 Holden Rodeo:

Bella and Ashylee's Outfit to The mall:

Bella's White Baby Pomeranian Puppy- female- NYOKO(gem):

Bella's 3 brown/black Yorkshire Terrier -female- KEIKO(adored one), male- AIKO(little one;beloved), male- NARIKO(gentle child) :

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Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Own Personal Rock Star by Emma Hardy reviews
Edward is a Grammy-winning rock star and Bella is his personally-hired makeup artist. They flirt for six years before finally acting on it. Edward becomes cliche badass rock star. How will Bella react? READ/REVIEW! FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE!Rated M for smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
CHALLENGE ME SAVE ME by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
At first it was a game to both Bella and Edward. Both cocky and full of confidence. Living in their self created worlds help ease the pain of reality. What happens when both collide? M FOR A REASON. R&R I SUCK AT SUMMARYS PLEASE READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
CHANGES by acdhnt reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends until she was forced to move away with her mom. Edward and Bella both change but not for the better. When they finally see each other what is going to happen? LEMONS! BXE JXA EMXR.TAKEN OVER BY:Jasper's Southern Belle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Friends by Lil'MissKeyz reviews
Bella goes of to Uni and she meets Edward Cullen. They insantly become friends. When their feelings deepen is that all they will ever be? Contains strong language and lemons! ALL HUMAN AND USUAL PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bookstore by cass189 reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bookstore and fall in love. Will Bella face her insecurities and the people who want them apart or will she give Edward up? AU-All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,569 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awakening by AmandaCullen84 reviews
Bella leaves Forks after refusing Jacob's marriage proposal and moves in with Alice at her apartment in Chicago. In her journey to find herself she meets Alice's cousin Edward Masen and together they awaken a love new to them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Away With You by km16 reviews
Edward meets Bella in his years of rebellion.They both meet in the woods and are instantly attracted to each other.Trouble comes to Forks and Edward must protect Bella and later tries to change his nomadic lifestyle for her. ExB/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Knew it was You by bek-helen1 reviews
Bella found the meadow on her first day in Forks and sees Edward in the distance.They meet at school and fall in love.What happens when a werewolf finds E and B in their meadow together and Edward ends up killing him?Who is the lone vampire?Summary change
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,847 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Secrets of the Night by mc-lola reviews
Edward is a troubled teen who moves to the small town of forks. Bella is a shy girl with troubles of her own. can they stay strong and take all that life throws at them? Story has some swearing, sexual content, and violence.allhuman
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,482 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Find Me by twilightfan303 reviews
Bella is new to Forks High. When Edward the hottest, most wanted guy in the school starts to follow her around will she accept him, or reject him? Not everything is as it seems. All Human.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
loving Edward Cullen by kate7711 reviews
A story about love in the midst of high school drama. The story of how they came to be and how they stay together when fait is set on keeping them apart. Heart break, jealousy, romance, drama, and so much more. Sorry for changing the summary. BxE.AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,795 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
fall for you by indy001 reviews
EPOV Edward and Bella dated in high school but went their seperate ways for college. What happens when they meet up again four years later? Will they realize that those feelings never really went away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Worth existing for by AllIHaveIsYou reviews
Bella inadvertantly saves Edward from himself,but shes hiding some things from him too. Their lives both change as they grow closer to each other. AH AU EPOV Summary kinda sucks, give the first chapter a chance? M for suicide attempts and tasteful lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,838 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
But In The End It's Right by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Full summary inside, read that. Basically, Edward left Bella pregnant, Bella's saved in time to give birth. They meet again, and Bella's set on keeping Renesmee safe. ExB, RxJ, and all normal pairings. Some mature themes in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten Memories by eurogirls reviews
Bella and Edward were together in the 1900's but were forced to seperate. They both got turned and Edward lost all memory of her while Bella thinks he is dead. What happens when they meet up again? RXR please. Starts off slow but gets better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Recovering by DarkAngel9827 reviews
AU/AH Bella has just arrived at Florida State University where she finds out she will be rooming with Edward. But Bella is hiding a secret that might end up hurting her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love We Got by flickeringlights reviews
Edward and Bella have spent the last century passionately in love, but things turn for the worse when Edward and Alice have an affair. How will Bella and Jasper cope? J&B, if you don't like, don't read. my first fan fic! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What you left behind by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts but three years ago, she broke up with him and now Edward is back in town. will he find out the truth behind Bella breaking his heart? AU All human BxE Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned by CharlieGrl reviews
Edward and Bella have been "just-friends" since the playground days. On Edward's birthday Bella wants to complete the transition from friend to girlfriend. Things get a little frisky in the backseat of Eddie's new car but uh-oh his condom breaks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
You What? by Bloody Mononoke reviews
This is totally random. it just popped in my head. renesmee and jacob! what if renesmee kiss jake in...? hahahahahahha ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Caught With Pleasurable Consequences by Kyoushii reviews
Edward hasn't made love to Bella for at least a week and Edward can't take it anymore. He needs some satisfaction. Will Bella finally give him what he NEEDS or will he need to satisfy himself? LEMONY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Here Without You by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
Edward and Bella are both divorced, from other people. What happens when their daughters need new hearts? Now rated M for EmmettxBella Lemon. EdwardxBella in the future. Review and no flames please. Hope you like it. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Early Christmas Edward by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
Bella and Edward haven't made love in quite a while becuase Bella is scared that Edward and her will be teased if they are too loud. What happenes when no one is home and it is almost Christmas? A Very Merry Christmas! BELLA IS A VAMPIRE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Coming back by Alice Cullens reviews
Edward never did come back. Bella finished High School and began College but what Happened when the Cullens' decide to join. Rated M to be sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Edward by iluvcarlisle reviews
To all that liked Bella. This is Edward. I love you all who reviewed my other stories! Thanks a bunch! FYI: I KNOW this would never actually happen in the Twilight series, but I wanted to see Edward as a dad. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by leasha reviews
Oneshot.AU. Edward is a depressed, single parent. Bella is the girl that serves him everyday, and happens to have a crush on him. What happens when he finally notices her? [both humans]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Busted by Chickens go Moo reviews
Edward and Bella are caught by Charlie doing some things. THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON BELIEVE ME by my friend erin
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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Coming Back Home reviews
When Bella is taken away from the only home she has to live with her mother Renee, she tries to move on but what happens when she comes back to Forks and she realizes that Edward isn't the Edward she use to know. all human BXE,AXJ,RXE and more. please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love at First Sight reviews
What if it was love at first sight for Mai and Zuko? Summary sucks i know
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
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