lemonysmack
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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673476, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural, Gossip Girl, and Glee.

lemonysmack. Le-mo-nee-smeck. Noun. 1: annoying 18 year old girl. 2: obsessed with apples and everything that is made of apples. 3: a fan of TV series like supernatural, glee, gossip girl, The Vampire Diaries. 4: full blown dutchie and proud of it. 5: probably going to rehab for eating too much skittles.

Ships: Sam/Dean (don't judge, they're fictional) Chuck/Blair, Puck/Rachel, Kurt/Karofsky, Elena/Damon, Bonnie/Jeremy

Movies: Girl, Interrupted, Wanted, Fight Club, Step Up, The Happening, Coyote Ugly, The Covenant, Twilight, Harry Potter Saga, Shopgirl, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Bride Flight, Zwartboek, Love/Actually, About a Boy, Little Miss Sunshine

Books: A Walk on the wild side, Invisible Monsters, 10 things to do before I die, the weeping women hotel, Alone, gebroken glimlach, Innocence, Harry Potter saga.

favourite quotes

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Abraham Lincoln

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

A. Sachs

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

Maya Angelou

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The Path That Moonbeams Make by KnifeEdge reviews
Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,633 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Blondes by blossom-angel-child reviews
Not sure what it'll be yet but there'll be Sebastian and Carrie and George and some dramaaa :P and some lemons all going well
Carrie Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2013
if I could tell you by Nova802 reviews
Nine years after high school graduation can Puck and Rachel find their way to each other despite the very different and unexpected paths that life has taken them on?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
North by alien09 reviews
I haven't been to this park in a while since we became an us. / EPIC Puckleberry that spins off course from Rhodes Not Taken. Nominated for 3 2011 PR Fanfic Awards. COMPLETED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 149,213 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Get It Right by gleekilicious reviews
'"Come on," Finn smiled, reaching out for Dave's shoulder again. "I've got a really good idea."' When Finn offers Dave a chance to make amends with Kurt, he'd be a fool not to take it. And besides, Finn's right. He really has nothing left to lose.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
We'll Start The Fires by RoseBelikov'at'Nyx.Vamp reviews
My first published Kurtofsky, just something that popped into my head and repeatedly screamed to be written down. A little OOC, set about a month after Prom Queen w/o later episodes. Dave's realised something and he wants Kurt's help. Enjoy hopefully x
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Ixnay by SaintDogStreet reviews
AU. Last time Dean saw Sam, he was a kid leaving for college. Now, he's a ruthless, sarcastic hunter who just saved Dean's life. The question is, what the heck happened to Dean's little brother? Hurt!Limp!Amnesiac!Sam, Hurt!Protective!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Big Bag vs Fun Size by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
Puck and Rachel try again and find out that it's much more fun the second time around. Rated M for a reason. NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Team Player by kimmy77 reviews
Puck overhears a conversation between Rachel, Santana and Brittany and thinks that she is switching teams. Total fluff. Chapter 2 is now from Rachel's POV. Beta'd by the wonderful GoingVintage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
I'd Steal Your Heart Before You Ever Heard A Thing by smc-27 reviews
He's got a reputation that she just doesn't fit into, and yet he can't leave her alone. Everything's getting better for her, and he should let her have that. But it's not his fault she's stuck in his head. Puckleberry Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
We're Both Looking For Something by smc-27 reviews
Puck and Rachel, a series of firsts. Sophomore year, junior year, senior year and beyond. 4-parter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Ramblings of a Crazy Kat Lady, T, KP, Future Fic by Peregrine2 reviews
Summary: Kat and Patrick parted on bad terms and have gone their separate ways. He's become an indie rock sensation and she's a world famous photographer. When they cross paths again, sparks are sure to fly.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Did I Make It That Easy? by MakeMineADouble reviews
Kat/Patrick. "Dia reach across the table and patted her hand. “Which is why I want you and Patrick to be together.” Kat gave her a small smile. “Even if you two do kill each other. My money’s on you, by the way.”
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,446 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
Why I Won't Fall For You by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
K/P - "You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their cars. You love them because they sing a song that no one but you can understand. Even if that song gives you a migraine." Mused by Music. Language/Violence/Adult Themes
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,017 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Through the Glass by broadwaybaby90 reviews
What happens when Patrick shows up at Kat's window late one night?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Halloween, Padua High Style by tlw13 reviews
Padua High is holding a dance for Halloween, and everybody whose anybody is going to it- and Chastity's after party. What will happen between Kat and Patrick, when Patrick decides he needs to be her date to both events to make sure she's safe?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Save Me by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Blair disapeared one day.Chuck never stopped looking for her.A year later a girl covered in bruises tells him what happened to Blair.He learns of her whereabouts,but shes in danger.And its her marriage to a man he knows thats killing her. Can he save her?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,443 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Jacks With A Splash of Rain by AWiltedRosePetal reviews
The haze clouding her eyes seemed to clear as she spoke. “If you’re looking to seduce me I think it’s an awful time.” Kat/Patrick, One-shot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Sensory Perception by neonchica reviews
They say your remaining senses become more acute when you lose one, but can Dean still protect Sam when he can't see him?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,714 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Love Me Dead by JacksMannequin102 reviews
Chuck's abandonment hurt Blair more than she will ever admit, but now that they are forced to live in the Hamptons together, things might get a little rough. Blair finds herself in more pain than she bargained for...slightly spoilerish, be warned
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
Bleeding Out by kokoda2007 reviews
Following a petty argument between the brothers, Sam ends up alone and hurt. Limp Sam. Dean and John angst.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
An Act of Deliberation by November'sGuest reviews
Sam has a deadly vision of his brother. Meanwhile, Dean is keeping secrets again. Set sometime after BUABS.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,746 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Cracks In The Glass by cottonmouth reviews
Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yelloweyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place. AU SamDean slash, mentions of c
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,818 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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La Cosa Nostra, This things is ours reviews
AU. It's the 40s in NYC. The Bass family is the biggest crime family in New York. Bart Bass' son is living the high mobster son life. Enjoying his women and booze to the left and to the right. Can one innocent girl throw his world upside down?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Blair, Chuck
Smoke reviews
#056 of the prompt table I'm doing. This is a standalone. Puck offers to help Rachel after a slushie facial but things go completely different from there.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Banana Pancakes reviews
It's a rainy afternoon and the winchester boys are home alone. What to do? Cute kind of weechester one shot, Sammy six and Dean-o is ten.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete