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Joined 02-08-02, id: 167380, Profile Updated: 05-01-13
Author has written 17 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, CSI, Stargate: SG-1, House, M.D., Firefly, and Harry Potter.

Generally, I am a grammar/ syntax nazi; but a lot of what I have read lately makes me want to throw myself from something very high onto something very hard... so I am starting to think that, perhaps, it might be time to give up the good fight and join a grammar monastery. However, I have reached a compromise with myself to thee effect that I will submit to the [sometimes] brutal assault on the English grammatical system if the writer in question can at least get the syntax of what they are writing correct (it's still looking like it's going to prove to be a futile exercise)

As for my own writing... well, it's kind of stalled... and when we say stalled it's the horrific combination of writer's block (for Man of Misunderstandings and A Road Roller at Hogwarts) reviewer indifference (Man of Misunderstandings) but, perhaps most pertinently, I have no damn time. I would have more damn time if someone kidnapped my children (you would be expected to return them in a few weeks).

I (still) plan to:

[1] Remove most of my stories because they're:

a. crap

b. exercises in developing an idea without paying any actual attention to story mechanics

[2] Go back and properly edit Song For the Solo Dancer and the early chapters of man of Misunderstandings ... Those stories, like many of my other efforts, started off as a throwaway idea and then got away on me, with the usual result that I didn't pay any actual attention to what I was doing with respect to anything other than the primary narrative core... funnily enough, a story won't hold together on that alone.

I still tend to play with words a bit too much for my own good - everyone needs a hobby, I guess...

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Behind Doors and Masks by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
The Carrows go too far with Neville, and someone unexpected saves his life. But when a detention with the Headmaster keeps him late, the truth he discovers is even stranger. Can the two work together and trust each other to protect Hogwarts and it's students, and maintain their fragile alliance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,988 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Neville L., Severus S.
Draco's Redemption by 8thweasleykid reviews
Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,670 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Understanding by Andi1978 reviews
The First Order has won. Luke and Leia are dying, but the Force grants them a second chance to fix the past. But, there are conditions.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,518 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu
Taboo by Grey Streaked Fur reviews
Bonnie has a new babysitter who happens to be in on a very well guarded secret. One that goes against everything that nearly every toy believes. This will be presented as a collection of mini-stories that all loosely tie together.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Woody, Bonnie, OC
Fates of Love by BigHead reviews
Fate has a wicked way of playing with the ones in their clutches.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,960 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Phasma's Heart and Soul by littlepatriot reviews
Beneath her chrome armor and cold mask, Captain Phasma is a loyal soldier. Until the day he showed up, and sent the past careening towards the present. Art credit goes to FonteArt. Total AU. Writing this before the movie comes out might be the worst or best thing I've done... I guess we will see.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Stormtroopers, Captain Phasma, OC - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Slytherin Squad by HalfBloodDragon reviews
COMPLETE. As the unintended Captain of the most despised Auror squad, can Draco Malfoy lead his band of Slytherins through Death Eater attacks and threats from the Ministry? Definitely not. At least, not without the help of his reluctant Lieutenant: Ginny Weasley. Inconveniently, the last person he'd ever ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,094 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Empire Reborn by New Empireverse reviews
A TIE pilot is framed for a crime which he did not commit, and goes on a quest to clear his name, discovering along the way that he is Force-sensitive, and that there is a great Imperial conspiracy afoot. Empire-centric, set after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 316,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010
Reflections of You by Drake Roberts reviews
BtVSHP: Willow's little rampage, and Xander's actions do not go unnoticed at Hogwarts. Sound vaguely familiar? Don't worry, that's just the beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Xander H., Draco M.
Children of the Cobb by WastelandRose reviews
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUish
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jayne, River
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
A Man in Uniform! by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
When an Imperial officer decides to slip into a cantina on Coruscant for a small drink, an unwanted and unexpected admirer in the form of a Zeltron dancer is the last thing he expects to find...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Private Investigations by poe1911 reviews
Something is happening at an old castle in Scotland so Fleur Delacour, one of the Ministry's top Aurors is sent to investigate.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Xander H.
Shoveling by PaBurke reviews
It started out as a tth pairing, and then just mutated. The Slayers' House in Cleveland has an interesting next door neighbor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Forte by sapphtastic reviews
After EatG, Rodney has time to visit with family. From SG1's Redemption: "I always wanted to be a pianist. Music … was my salvation. When I was twelve, my teacher told me to quit. A fine clinical player, he said, but no sense of the art whatsoever."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Archangel by badkarma00 reviews
Endings, Beginnings
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,914 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Out of the Shadows by Ash Darklighter reviews
Post Bakura AU LM. Luke Skywalker struggles to come to terms with the legacy he's been given and the destiny he must have and leaves the Alliance to continue his training.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 256,768 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/12/2005
Cracking the Armor: or Possibly Just Cracking by Lionchilde reviews
Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
SG13 The Suicide Squad by Cesar A reviews
First in series. Prisoners form SG-13, the lives of the members of SG-1 and the SGC will never be the same again. Characters from JAG and West Wing appear.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 218,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2005
Return of the Ewok by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
A short fic about an Ewok becoming a Jedi. Yes, an Ewok.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
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A Mercenary's Diary reviews
Jayne has a diary... the gods will get me for this
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Jayne
A RoadRoller at Hogwarts reviews
Harry Potter: Bob the Builder Crossover. Snape as a very bemused mentor fic. Wizarding confusion ensues. AU warning - if only because HP doesn't have road-rollers in it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Severus S.
A Man of Misunderstandings reviews
A bored Jayne is not a happy Jayne, although sometimes a surprsing Jayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,549 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Jayne
Marking reviews
Parchment, parchment everywhere - the mind wanders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Dinner reviews
when food attacks: Man of Misunderstanding universe - sort of
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jayne - Complete
Shopping reviews
Jayne, thought he was on holiday, no such luck. He gets to River-sit non-ship
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Santa Cobb reviews
Christmas presents, Jayne style.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jayne - Complete
Dance of the Sugarplum Vampire reviews
The eternal war between House and Cuddy takes on a whole new dynamic and that's just the patients.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Orpheus reviews
A dinosaurs story
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2006
Song for the Solo Dancer reviews
A Greg story about being true to oneself: or it was, god only knows now..COMPLETED
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,329 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Greg S. - Complete
Minions, to the clinic! reviews
It's clinic time and House decides to take the minions along.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
The Cat, The Coffee, The Ark and The Box reviews
SG-1 go offworld to visit some interesting rocks; then it really gets interesting...or not shrug
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
A Pair of Brass Balls reviews
Bittter. Jim Brass? Never
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
Somewhere in a Bar reviews
A Pig and a Doll have a drink.....
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Whip Smart reviews
Lady Heather, on life, Grisson and short wrinkled guys
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Miss Edith in the City of Sin reviews
CSI/ Buffy x-over - sorta. iscariot goes mad
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003
An Evening With Miss Edith reviews
Our favourite doll speaks her mind
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Drusilla