Cyrille Kiwi Lynn
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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673866, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, and Pokémon.

Warning: If I scar you for life or break your mind or ruin your innocence this is not my fault

I am Cyrille Kiwi Lynn, but call me kiwi. I like Chocolate, anime, emo stuffs (yay emo stuffs!), pokemon, kingdom hearts, and food. Plus cats and wolves.

I mainly write pokemon stories right now but i might write a few others.

Music is a main part of my life. Go BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!!! The band, not the song you Micheal Jackson freaks. Pink, Eminem, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, NeverShoutNever, Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, and Black Veil Brides are my favorites.

Enjoy my random crap~

1. Amber (One of my best friends and my therapist, and this is her FF name oXoXLeafheartXoXo)

2. Yoru (One of my bestest friends, die without her)

3. Jenny (Friend who ISN'T emo and is obsessed with maplestory)

4. Momo (Yoru's neice and is insane\perverted. And she is my at-school-family daughter XD)

5. Emily (My older cousin and role model)

6. Chris (Her full name is Christina, and she is very violent)

7. Annie (Innocent but crazy girl i know and is friends with and she loves cats)

8. Gir (Yes, from Invader Zim)

9. Sailor Venus (Yay sailor moon and her other name is Mina)

10. Honey Sempai (From Ouran Highschool Host Club)

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 10?

Honey, because he is good with people, and Chris would kill everyone.

2) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Yoru would tell Gir to find some extinct animal in China to get him away. Do you think anything Gir does would succeed?

3) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

Sailor Venus or Honey-sempai? Emily would probably go with Honey, cuz he's a freakin adorable chibi who can bake millions of cakes. Emily would probably try to marry him too... (eye twitch)

4) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would probably shove my pillow in Amber's face for scaring me shitless, considering no one comes into my room at night. My pillow is veeeerrrry heavy since its a gamer chair, love-sac thingy. And then i would fall back asleep, and drool on her.

5) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I would scream. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE CHRIS? HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY DOGS AND THE LOCK... AND MY DAAAAD!!!!??? Woah, uhhh... dude? What are you planning to do with that knife? Chris?"

6) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

... Momo, and... Sailor Venus? ... no, just... no

7) 2 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping, how did he\she get there?

Yoru? Well we probably drove to California (which is weird, cuz ive wanted to take my friends there, but i never have). And then thought it would be fun to go to the beach. As to why shes asleep, i dont know, I'd probably mess with her until she woke up (not in a pervy way like Amber thinks)

8) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'd say, "Annie, how? HOW???"

9) 3 got into the hospital somehow?

Jenny gets bored with her maple life, wanting more from it. She dresses up as her maple character, finds a sword, and tries to fight off the imaginary piggies, or whatever you fight on maplestory, and somehow cuts the crap out of herself with the sword.

10) You're on a vacation with 2 and managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Yoru would probably cry a little and scream "Dun die!!!!! NUUUU!!!!! DUN DIE!!!!!"

11) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?

Momo would probably scare me by giving me a box of condoms or something

12) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

I would probably try to do something stupid like streak through the mall. Emily would try to convince me out of it, saying it's not healthy for your soul.

13) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?

Amber would look at me and say. "I knew you and Yoru would turn out that way someday."

14) 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

I would stand and watch Chris, laughing

15) You had a haircut and 3 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I'd think, "Jenny, wtf?"

16) 8 thinks he’ll/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'd say, "Gir, I cant even imagine why you want one, you are a robot with shit for a brain"

17) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I would stare for a second at Amber and Honey, wonder how the HEEELLLLLL... and then walk away very slowly

18) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

... I cant even imagine what Jenny and Momo could possibly be doing

19) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

umm, when did OHSHC and Invader Zim collide. Aka, when did the world blow up? Anyway Honey would probably bake Gir some delicious Waffle cakes with bacon inside.

20) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Anime hopping heros, who would they be and why?

Amber, because she's my best friend, Emily, because she introduced me to anime, and Honey, because he IS anime.

21) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?

Amber and Emily... probably talki- HEEEEEYYY WAIT!!! How does Amber know Emily? Emily lives in a different god damned state!

22) 4 seems depressed. Why and how do you cheer them up?

I would cheer Momo up by... no i wouldn't cheer her up, cuz i wouldnt give a damn.

23) What would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?

Gir and Annie pranking Jenny. Frankly, I think the world would explode

24) You see 2 passed out on a couch. Your reaction?

Woah, umm, how did Yoru... Oh damn, she found the alcohol in my parents cupboard!

25) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?

I'd say, "OK, Mina? CALM DOWN!!!! Now, WTF happened? Did you leave the Sailor Scouts, did Rini punch you in the nose? DID SIRENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

26) It's kareoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by everyone?

Me- I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie

Yoru- Watch Me Bleed by Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Honey- The Cuppy Cake Song

Annie- something i don't know

27) You see a ghost, who do you go to for help?

Gir, cuz i would use him as bait. And Chris, cuz the 2 of us paired up can do some pretty heavy damage.

28) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)

Bungee Jumping- Emily cuz we promised each other we'd do that

Scuba Diving- Gir, cuz if there's danger, he could use his Tuna jets to swim away from it

Sky diving- Yoru. That would be hilarious considering she's to scared to even ride this one rollercoaster. It was very fast, but it only went in a circle... ONE GOD DAMN CIRCLE!!!!!

29) You accidently walk in on 3 and 5 furiously making out. What is you reaction, if any

Id scream at Jenny and Emily. "YOU 2 DONT EVEN KNOW EATCHOTHER, AND I KNOW U GUYS R BOTH FREAKIN STRAIGHT,"

30) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?

Either yoru, cuz she cares about if im depressed or not, or Amber, cuz she's my therapist and also cares

31) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Honey would be terrified of Jenny's pwning maple skills and would run away

32) What might 6 shout while charging into battle?

(insert very bloody censored scene displayed through vivid words here... no, not there, HEEEEEERE!)

33) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Gir, cuz, no offense, but annie is girly and gir is badass.

34) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were a fanfic, what title would you give it

Amber and Sailor Venus reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Chris's secret organization. Annie volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for Chris. Meanwhile, Chris has kidnapped Momo in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Emily, they seek out Yoru, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

Comments: ... Annie became evil? Amber actually watched sailor moon? Emily was actually serious and wise??? WTF HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD? *explodes*

Title: The World Go Boom

35) What would 2 most likely be arrested for?

Yoru would probably get arrested for stealing something from hot topic

36) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

There is a nuclear explosion caused by Momo and Gir while trying to cook and Jenny floods the entire city with Momo

37) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. What happens?

Emily would slap Mina in the face, and never think of her childhood hero in the same way ever again. Emily is very innocent

38) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Amber, cuz Chris would probably try to eat me

39) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction?

Honey would walk in with that gay smile of his, be too shocked to change it, and then walk away slowly, still with that frozen smile.

40) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

The world would explode and then implode and then explode and then implode repeating the pattern again and again

41) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 7, or 2?

Yoru, cuz she dun want me to die, especially at the hands of momo

42) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

The farthest Amber would get is making a bowl of cereal

43) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What do you do?

I would cry, and pray to god (wtf, im athiest) that she doesnt die

44) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

gir, cuz jenny's not les or bi

45) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Annie would probably want Emily's furry hat or something

46) Everyone gangs up on 5. Does 5 have a chance in hell?

If chris is involved, then no. Although Emily doesn't believe in hell

47) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

No, more like Annie's afraid of Chris, because annie is a girly-ish girl, and Chris is a vicious beast.

48) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I would get drunk too, and then we would do kareoke... that goes something like this, "FIGHTING evil by... MOOOO light. Winning *burp* by..." *pass out*

49) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

People would be protesting for me to... i have no friggin idea. Except Amber, she would want me to write more. I would let my dogs out on them.

50) 10 is going to make a movie. The plot is that 4 was abused as a child by 3 and then went into college to find that the love of his\her life (2) is there. But when he\she reveals the truth of his\her grusome past, 2 is shocked and doesn't talk to him\her. Depressed, he\she drops out of college and works in a McDonald's stand run by 8. There, he\she meets his\her new best friend, 9, and an a new enemy, 1. After being fired because of a Happy Meal accident plotted by 1, 4 sets out to find a new life. He\She goes to a physicatrist to find that 2 is the head physicatrist and 2 once again declines 4's love. Heartbroken, 4 goes to find his\her best friend, 9, but learns that 9 is deathly sick. At 9's bedside, 4 realized that she/he loved 9 all along and 9 says that he/she was in love with 4 too. Then, 9 dies a couple of hours later and 1 finally sees the good in 4, becoming best friends with 4. 8 realizes that 4 shouldn't have been fired at all and 4 goes back to work at McDonald's. What would this movie be called? Any comments?

Honey is going to make a movie. The plot is Momo was abused as a child by Jenny and then went into college to find that the love of her life (Yoru) is there. But when she reveals the truth of her grusome past, Yoru is shocked and doesn't talk to her. Depressed, she drops out of college and works in a McDonald's stand run by Gir. There, she meets her new best friend, Sailor Venus, and an a new enemy, Amber. After being fired because of a Happy Meal accident plotted by Amber, Momo sets out to find a new life. She goes to a physicatrist to find that Yoru is the head physicatrist and Yoru once again declines Momo's love. Heartbroken, Momo goes to find her best friend, Sailor Venus, but learns that Sailor venus is deathly sick. At Sailor Venus's bedside, Momo realized that she loved Sailor Venus all along and Sailor Venus says that she was in love with Momo too. Then, Sailor Venus dies a couple of hours later and Amber finally sees the good in Momo, becoming best friends with Momo. Gir realizes that Momo shouldn't have been fired at all and Momo goes back to work at McDonald's.

Comments: WTFFFFFFFFFFFF????????

Title: WHO THE F* LEFT GIR IN CHARGE OF A MCDONALDS STAND?

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