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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Shugo Chara!, Aladdin, Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Je M'appelle Angel of Randomosity(Angel-R), just calls me Angel (short) or Akira (OCs name); I have a muse. Name's Akari. She's evil, but you love her anyways or she'll probably hurt me...
Currently: being forced to do school work...and attempting to write new chapters...I pity my readers...sort of..
Status: College Sophmore Aspiring Artist/ Writer
Mon anniversaire C'est le 21 Mai
Je n'aime pas Winter, school, teachers, homework, teachers who mark you absent even though you're THERE, the color PINK, jerks, girly things, bakas, ppl who think they know everything, authority, adults in general, NEEDLES!!, bastards who break your shit...random things that just keep adding to my list...
J'aime ramen, sweet snow, Hiei, Naruto-nee, writing, drawing, being evil, sleeping, food, sleeping, reading, & fan fiction(duh!)
To the Readers
Alright everyone, I has an announcement ta make! From this point on, until further notice, there will be NO UPDATES!! It's not that I don't love you guys--I do, really--it's just that I'm being constantly annoyed with the fact that many of you happen to be reading the stories and not taking the time out of your apparently not-so-busy-since-you-have-the-time-to-read-this-stuff-in-the-first-place schedules. So I am taking a break from FF.net for a while in hopes of actually being able to get my work done. Also, I have exams next week so I have to focus on that crap as well, but that's just the other reason. The first one was the real reason, but I'll make a deal with you guys. If I can get at least--AT LEAST--5 reviews by the time I get back, there will be two chapters for every story that I'm working on! that means that you guys will get 1..2..3...-counts- 8 NEW CHAPTERS!! WHOA! 'That's a lot of work there...' I don't know when I'll be back, but until then I would like to thank all the faithful reviewers out there who have stuck with me so far on this, as I have been diagnosed with many cases of Writer's Block this year and the last one as well.. 'High School sucks...' All I have to say is peace out! and I'll see ya when I get back!! d_b
01. 13. 2010
Saru mo ki kara ochiru
"Even monkies fall from trees"
*peeks into profile* Umm...hello everyone, Angel back again for all those who give a hoot. I am here to announce (if'n ya didn't already knooow) chapter 4 of Why You Don't has been posted!!! Chapter five is currently in progress and should
THANKS FOR STOPPIN' BY!!
3/ 26/ 2014
I feel that I need to make an announcement:
THAT I HAVE BEEN ON THIS GOSH-FORSAKEN WEBSITE
I've wasted over five years here.
Good day all.
12/ 02/ 2013
Oh mergerd...my new favorite song in the woooorld (until they make one for Espana :P):
01/ 22/ 2013
'I hate posting short chapters...'
Curse you college life,
Would you have had a form, I would rip you to shreds.
Should you have spoken, many ears would bleed.
Lives and personalities at stake.
CHAPTERS of stories, DECIMATED!
Because of your innate ability to suck the energy,
necessary for people to perfect their craft.
I despise you college life.
And do not forget,
Should you actuallyhave a form
Be gratefull we've never met.
'I fucking hate short chapters...'
And soooo...yeah. You guys have an update. You're welcome ((I hate it. It's only seven pages..)) I feel like I just failed...
Whatever. ENJOY THE SHINY NEW CHAPTER!! X3
Ello ello there my minions of the world (yes, that includes you too Romano, lol.) As of possibly this Saturday, the second third chapter of "Why You Don't" should posted up, thanks to the awesome randomness that is one mah main parters in crime MEESTER SQWEED!!! So give thanks to her for helping me work on the dang thing for the past umpteenth weeks though we're both stuck in college! YAY FOR CRI-EVIL!!! (this will be the only situation in which you will EVER hear this phrase from me, EVER. Don't get usede to it.) SO PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A 55.5% CHANCE OF DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF STUDY TIME THAT IS NEEDED!!!
Have a nice week all! XD
Copy and paste if you want everyone in the world to sing Marukaite Chikyuu on Christmas of 2012 at midnight!
October 3 4, 2012
WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Mah home-skillet biscuits waffle mixin' pancake flippin little minions!!! Bwahahahahaha Sorry. I've been bored and stressed the past couple weeks, doin'crap and trying to figure out how to finish off these evil chapters. *sighs heavily* SO irritating...HOW DO THESE PROFESSIONALS DO IT?! OMG...One down, and two more to go before I have to start fresh again! Give me strenth!! UGH!!
July 26, 2012
YAHHOOOOOOOOO!!!! I made another Okikero by accident!! GO ME!! Lol. His name is Jiroro, and you may find the picture of him and info here: DeviantArt if'n ya wanna' have a peek anyways. I'm adding some of my other OCs in the little dump as well, so it may get replaced with a better view at some point. Anywho, that's all my reporting for now I guess. Ja ne :D
Feb. 29, 2012 (Special Day!!)
10th hr. 2:36 pm
HAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAAARS!! Okie. Since the dang site went and deleted whatever it was I wrote here before, i'll TRY to say it again. Since my teachers are kinda' jerks who apparently feel the necessity to pile me with so much work to complicate my ALREADY STUFFED schedule that it pretty much near killed my creative processing, I will do my best to update and work on thes stories more in 2012.
Jan. 1, 2012
BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE!!! I will be in Europe from Thursday to Thursday (lol.) I'm not sure if I'll have any access to this account fir a while, and the dreaded P(arent)-T(eacher)C(onferences) is tomorrow...*shudders* too many people in one place...gosh...Wolfie (wherever u are now) we show up at 8am...7 hour differences, how tragic. Well, I see you all later my loverlies!! XD
Oct. 18, 2011
Hiya, Angel here with some news!! My birthday's this Saturday!!!! WOOT!!! XD
May 17, 2011
YO! Akira-chan here, and I have taken over Angel's page for just the moment! I should lke to inform you all that we have opened up another account. This one is on FictionPress.com, the link can be found here *points:
Please concider visiting! We'd love the feedback! Alsoo, from what I've gathered so far, she's doing a story on our lives...from Toshiro's POV!!! What a rotten traitor she is, I mean seriously what the he--*angel walks in* Akira, what are you doing on my computer? uuh...LOOK, A DISTRACTION!! *points* What? *looks* PEACE OUT Y'ALL!! quickly saves and signs out
March 3, 2011
8:34 am Akira-chan
Duuude...I just found out whare this freaking quote came from since we have to read The Adventures of Huckleberry Fin for english. "Notice: persons attempting to find amotive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR."-Mark Twain Lol. My bro is scared to read the book now, wwhich is sad cuz' he's in my grade since he skipped. hehehe. I think I'm gonna like this one. lol.
Oh, and hey, can anyone reccommend me some books by American authors? I gotta find one by next Monday.
Jan. 27, 2011
8:24 am (skool- 1st hr.)
I NEEEEEEED A NEW COMPUTER!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I can't deal with this crap!! Can someone tell me where to get a new one? Preferably cheap?!
PLEEEEAAAASSE!?!?!?!?!? I'll give you chocolate? *puppy dog eyes of submission* (bow down to the puppy dog eyes of Doom..)
Jan. 14, 2011
2:27 pm (skool)
WOOT!! New flashdrive!! 8G!! Fics are being worked on as I speak as wel as numerous evil English and history papers an' such. Don't expect any quick updates til' I go on break, since I won't really have time this year...sad...But good news...I GET MY CLASS RING SOON!!! aaand A FREE HOODIE!! yAY MME!! BUut I need to go to sleep soon, gotta get up at 6am to catch the school bus. ...Damn, still gotta type that essay too..oh well, ja ne. That's all i gotta say for now I guess...PEACE OUT!! XD
I miss Freshman year...stupid Junior stuff...>-P
Nov 24, 2010
I forgot to say before that since my flash drive was stolen...there will be no more updates on ANYTHING until I can get a new one. Also, I need a new computer since my laptop is a piece of crud and doesn't have microsoft thanks to the turd-face who gave it to me and was responsible for fixing it. ALSO!! Indeed, I could use my desktop instead, like I have been for 3 years now, BUT they went and screwed that one up too by hooking it up to the wrong type of screen so now I can't even get to the login screen. Sooo...yeah. My life ultimately sucks right now other than the fact that I've found a new manga called 'Alice in the Country of Hearts' or "Heart no Kuni no Alice" and it is AWESOME!!!! Vol. 4v don't come out til' the end of the month though which makes me sad...:(
I need a new computer...I'm tired of this crappy one at my church...
Aug 5, 2010
Today...is a miraculous day. For it is the day, that for the first time, I actually want to murder someone out of pure rage. Now, I kew I was cursed with a crappy life but this is just sh!t. The tooth that got filled in is hurting again and I can feel my heart beat through it which is giving me a migrane. Then I found out that I lost my USB Drive...AND THEEENN...SOME JACKASS HACKED INTO MY FRIGGIN FB ACCOUNT AND I HAD TO DELETE IT!!! MY LIFE IS PURE ASININE!! Somebody up there definitely has it out for me or something...crap like this is constantly happening to me. I haven't cried for two years til today--tell anyone, the Mutant Squirrels will kill you. Ignore this if you don't really give a crap.
explodes* SCREW COLLEGE-CAMPUS HACKERS, THEY CAN ALL JUST GO GET BURNED BY HIEI'S DRAGON!!!!
July 9, 2010
Even though I loathe this freakin' holiday to the very core of my being, some of you are actually nice soo...takes a deep breath HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAAYYY!!
Feb. 14. 2010
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!! AND TO ALL A WICKED WINTERS BREAK!! Except for PyroRoxas who has six weeks off while the rest of us barely have two... LIfe is so unfair, especially after the stupid dentists pull out your favorite back tooth and it's the middle of winter and you can barely eat cuz' there's llike this huge ass hole in the back of your mouth and it's bleeding so now your whole mouth tastes like metal and it's all gooey like medicine, but the medicine they're actually making you take is pills but you can't take the pills because you have a horrible fear of someday having to take pills that are too big so that you end up choking on them and dying on the floor gasping for air and you finally get to the end of reading this stupid thing and realize how stupid you are for wasting 5 whole minutes areading this crap and you just keep on reading and laughing to yourself while most of you are jus gaping at how many grammatical errors there re in this thing while just about all of you have probably forgotten the entire reason for this entire message by now...inhales...MERRY CHRISTMAAAASSSS!!
Dec. 21. 2009
Shondell is a leprechaun...i totally needed to say that...Bye!! xD
Oct. 09. 2009
Hello World, my name is PROCRASTINATION!! Lol.
Hello all, just came to say that this may be my last update for a while. So if I have any news about anything...you won't really be hearing it for a couple of days...weeks...whatever... Hmmm...what to say... huh. Well, the good news is that I finally found a story topic that I am willing to stick to for once...g2g..
Sept. 26. 2009
Grrrr...this laptop is a piece of fuck...now i have to type it all over...whatev...skipping shit. i am now on Deviant Art...blahblahblah...me and my buddy Lisa are making four stories for Shugo Chara. She's finished with the first chappie on one of hers. Mine is almost finished with the first chapter on one of them ( over 600 words!! BOYAH!!), and shall e on the second chapter soon or going to the other story. O ur Deviant IDs are simple. try here...it works, i think...
Mine: AofRandD Lisa: WolfLoverLisa
please check them out, it would be really appreciated. Also, i think that BlackBelt has an account too...you shuld check hers as well..Till next time!!
Sept. 22, 09
I've found that it' s very difficult to be on my bad side, but even harder to stay on the good. so i thoroughly suggest that nobody end up on my bad side, less you want me to go Hiei on yo butts! Hiiii-yah!does cheesy karate/judo moves Oh, an i do know judo. just not allowed in public, dammit...
Sorry that i haven't been able to update, but my pc's havin' problems and i have to study for exams comin' up. so sorry, i am still tryin' to work on as much of the stories as i can. i seem to be having a few technical difficulties though, because I'm trying to stick with one idea for each of these things, but every time i fall asleep my ideas keep changing AND-IT'S-GIVING ME A MIGRAINE! So... sorry about that, and you probably won't hear from me for at-least a few more days...weeks maybe, cuz my exams are next week (thank Kami for half-days!) soo..yeah! C'est la vi! Tryin' ta get by
Luv ya! -Aki.
June 5, 09
Sorrysorrysorry! I don't think that I'll be able to do anything or, to those who know i read their stories and pay attention, review any stories for a while...presumably about 3-5 more weeks or so. sorry. but my laptop 'accidentally' fell down the stairs in a couple of days ago and now the screen is shot out so i can't do anything...yeah, sucks don't it (I'm using my mom's laptop right now)? so there's my excuse for the next few weeks, hope u all forgive me...especially since i actually managed to finish typing the first two chapters to the project I'm working on (for info see the notice for 'An Old Story of Something' under Current Activity points way down), and once again i sincerely apologize to u all; and as soon as i get the chance, I AM SO POSTING UP THOSE NEW CHAPTERS!!
p.s. Also i have exams next week, i may not survive...so I'd like to say i luv u all... ands pleez wish me good luck, i think I'm gonna need it..sweat drop..wahhhhhhh!!
Pleez be nice for i have just decided to get an account on this site even though I have been reading stories on it for over half a year now. LONG LIVE RANDOMNESS! AND SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
My main focus for now is Naruto, Inuyasha, and Yu Yu Hakusho. And please message me about any story ideas that you might have for me. at this point any suggestions at all will do. please help me, it has to be inspirational, humerous, and extremely interesting!
1) I do not like it when ppl kill off their main character at the end of the story, but that doesn't mean that I'm not evil enough to not do it myself.
2) Sweet snow is Awesome! If you do not agree to this term, then I will have no option but to have Garra, Saus-gay, and Hiei-sama to hunt you down and inflict as much bodily harm to u as possible until you do.
3) Sauske is gay! I luv to exploit that theory, Believe It, or me and my nii-san Naruto-kun will come to ur house and scream to the top of our lungs (which r very big by the way) until u do!
4) I am sorry that i haven't been able to post up any stories lately, but i'm having a bit of a writers block right now. sorries ( plz don't kill me). I'll try ta post the first two chapters as soon as I can. if i fail to complete this then... my consequence is the same as the one on unoli's page, so go there and look if u wanna kno.
Favorite shows: Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Torchwood, Ghost Whisperer, Scrubs, Doctor Who, Revenge, Saturday Night Live, LEVERAGE
Favorite anime/mangas: Death Note, Vampire Knight, Princess Tutu, Chobits, Angelic Layer, Fruits Basket, Myth Detective Loki, INUYASHA, NARUTO, YU YU HAKUSHO, KUROSHITSUJIIIIII!!!!, AXIS POWERS HETALIA, Anima , Shugo Chara, Ghost Stories... (will add more later)
Favorite movies: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Sin City, Blade II, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Knight, Home Alone (all),Night at the Museum (both), Swords of an Honourable Ruler...
Favorite fictional characters: PRUSSIA aka GILBERT THE AWESOMEHiei Jaganshi Yokou Kurama(Shuuichi) Yusuke Shizuru Koenma Kuwabara Jin Rinku and Touya of YYH, The Doctor of Doctor Who, Leon Kennedy of Resident Evil 4, Sesshoumaru of Inuyasha, Mokuba of Yu Gi Oh!, Harry Potter Hormine Granger Remus Lupin Tonks Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore 'Mad Eye' Moodey Sirius Black The Weasley twins and Hangrid from Harry Potter, Naruto Gaara Kakashi Lee Temari Hinata Kankuro Ten-ten Deidera Sasori-donna and Tobi from Naruto...
Favorite Songs: Around the World ATC, Potential Breakup Song Aly & Aj, Animal I Have Become Good Charlotte, I Hate Everything About You Good Charlotte, Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn, Help I'm Alive Metric, Bodies, Sing My Chemical Romance, Who Knew P!nk, and more to come later...
Quotes I have come to love:
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -- MASH
"Quack, damn you." -- Mythbusters
"Crazy? Crazy?! I used to be crazy! They put me in a room. A rubber room! They told me to get a life. Life is a magazine worth 25 cents. But I only had 15... Now that's crazy!" -- littlekawaiifirefox
"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there was someone like that, he would be a shallow soul." -- Hiei - YYH movie: The Poltergeist Report
"Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, Sex is in!" -- unknown
"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victum and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virvient vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -- V - V for Vendetta
"The ground is farting at me." -- Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs
"No. Not Critical Theory Sine Plato. Please, I am begging you. I can't even run away." -- Suzannah Simon, haunted of the Mediator book series
"I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye." -- Temperance Brennan, Bones
"Oh, Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." -- Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory
"Revenge is a sweet, freshly baked pastery, and payback is a b--h in high heels and pink prada w/ a yappy little dog that you just want to throw off a cliff to their bloody demise, then laugh like a maniac when its over"--me
"UNDAHPANTS!"-inside joke for those of us who kno what 'Boy Meets World' is, and hav seen all the Eps.
'Life's a bitch, cuz' if it were a slut it'd be easy.'- Some kid at my school
"Your gonna get coal in your stocking, cuz you're a yuppy scum. Just means more gifts for me. Keep pissin' santa off."- Foamy the Squirrel
"Always watch out for the quiet ones, who see everything, and will one day take over all"-me
"Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be that lucky."- Breaking Dawn (book 4 of the Twilight Saga), by Stephanie Myer
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, BlackwolfJaganshiLover, Shadowess 88, Angel of Randomosity
If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile.
If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.
If you believe that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.
TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SWEENEY TODD
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR NO REASON=AUTOMATIC BADASS! Plus, I just look snazzy in black
If you tend to like the evil characters more than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
If you believe that Self inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who deserves to be run over by a bus, brought back to life and shot 100 times, brought back to life and stabbed 10,000 times, brought back to life and suffer Hiei torturing them at the equivalent of if they had revealed that he is Yukina's brother, brought back to life, face Hiei's dragon of the darkness flame, brought back to life, and then you get to torture them before you finally send them to the deepest pits of all seven hells to rot and be tortured for all eternity, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 of the teenage population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Re-post this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If most people you know would easily vouch that you are an evil person, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Yumiko-san, Shadowess 88, Angel of Randomosity
I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, Angel of Randomosity
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, EXT, copy this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.(?? ALL OF MY FANFICTIONS ARE LIKE THAT!)
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If your completely in love with Sesshoumaru, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your completely in love with Hiei, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, Anime-Lover3366, Angel of Randomosity
If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've actually noticed when people repeat things, copy this to your profile.
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Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
and my dagger's stained red.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
9. Kinky-ho (Kikyo)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: grrr…-chara changes with Shadow-…Amu! Get the hell out! -bum rushes her out the window where she lands on Lisa- Lisa: OUCH!! Amu: swirly eyed-
2 asked you to go out with him?
-eye twitch- You. Have got to be kidding me……erg!! Toshiro!! You guys can beat up Ikuto now! I don’t care anymore! -storms out- Lisa: -sweatdrops- and runs after Guys don’t! Ikuto run!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
HOLY SH!T!! What is Kukai doing in my house!! -slaps- PERVERT!! Lisa: hahahahahaha Kiki: didn’t she say she liked that guy? Shadow: sweatdrops that’s what I thought… Me: -seething-
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
-fumes- YOU ASSHOLE!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY KAGOME LIKE THAT!! YOU -PUNCH- STUPID -KICK- NO GOOD -BITE- HALF-BREED -SLAP- BASTARD!! Lisa: yeah, like she said! -kicks- And she’s DEAD!! THAT IS SICK AND WRONG!! -kicks in the gut- Both: BAKA!! -continues to beat to a pulp-
5 cooked you dinner?
Me: It’s probably just ramen or something with vegetables in it… Lisa: Yeah, cuz there’s no way she’ll make anything else… Shadow, Yori and Kiki: RAMEN!! Risa: VEGGIES!! Us: …-sweatdrop-
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping
Me: -imagines a shirtless Sesshomaru and gets nosebleed-…mmm……smexy dog demon hottie…… Lisa and charas: -sweatdrop- Toshiro, Kiba, Hiei and Kukai: Grrr………
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: -jaw drops- AWESOME! I’ll never fail another class again! Lisa: but he’ll make us study…T.T Kiki: KYYAAAA!! Kurama!! XD Us: --_--
8 got into the hospital somehow.
Me: HOLY CRAP! HIEI’S IN THE HOSPITAL!? EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! Evacuate the building it’s going to blow!! Somebody call Kurama!! Kiki: giggling
9 made fun of your friends?
Me and Lisa: -seething- WHAT!? -chara changes with Shadow and Yori- HOW DARE SHE!! Me: I’ll kill her!! Lisa: That clay b!tch! Both: NOBODY MAKES FUN OF OUR FRIENDS!! Yori: except for them… Kiki: giggling…
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Oh THANK JASHIN! CHRISTMAS HAS FINALLY COME EARLY!! WOOOTTT!! -DOES HAPPY DANCE- YESSSSSSSS!! -joins Lisa in Happiness- Both: WOOOOTTT!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
……Probably hurt herself trying to help, remember how dangerous I actually am, and stand back as I kick their sorry asses myself… Amu: shakes head furiously
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: He laughs at my stupidity, and gets kicked by Toshiro, who ends up taking me to the hospital himself because I am his lovable little sister…-does cute innocent pose-… Toshi: --_-- …no… Lisa: hahahahahaha!!
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A soccer ball, with which I will use to kick peoples butts, or video games, with which I will kick his butt in playing because I am that awesome. Toshi: Yep, just one more weapon to add to her collection of crap…
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: jumps in and tries to save me, breaking the windows and doors while he’s at it just to show off that he’s a half-demon and he can do that kind of crap. Lisa: but knowing her she’d probably had already found a way out, and is on the outside laughing her butt off at him.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: try and convince me not to do it… Toshi: and if that doesn’t work… Lisa: bribe her with ke a ramen and chocolate…
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
O.0 I’M ABOUT TO WHAT!? I THOUGHT HE WAS IGNORING ME!! THAT’S NOT FAIR!! SESSHOMARU DO SOOMETHING!! Lisa: I think he just left… Me: TT……Sesshy…
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Me: What!? Who dumped me? Was it Tadagay!? Cuz if it was he is sooo dead. As for Kurama, he’d probably try to cheer me up with some flowers or something… Toshiro: that you would just give to Hiei to burn for you…
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Hiei: -gives me a sword and takes me to Makai- Me: -kills bunches of demons 10x uglier than Kuwabara- RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Me: She steals all the other competitors’ souls who are most likely better than me, even though I hate her guts with a passion.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Lisa and Toshi: stares at her like she’s insane…which she is… Me: HEY!
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I hope you mean like in a, “I want to be Amu during the Amuto moments” kinda thing, cuz…I’m not gay…
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Me Lisa Charas Toshi Amu Utau: O.O HE WHAAAT!? Ikuto she’s DEAD! WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: absolutely! Just have to make sure my dad doesn’t find out, or I’ll have to hurt something… I’m almost being serious here…
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It means that Inuyasha is going to get another ass kicking… Lisa: nods in agreement
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
HEEEELLL NO!! NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!! SHE CAN HAVE INUYASHA! KEEP YOUR FILTHY MIKO HANDS OFF MY SESSHOMARU!! Kukai: I thought we were dating!? Me: -glare- Lisa and Toshi: -slowly pull Kukai out of the room-
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Sit back and laugh, for I know that there is no one worthy enough to be with Sesshomaru! No one! -cries-
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: -glances nervously at demonic plants- I pray that I can get away before he attempts to fix it or something…and that I can outrun his plants…
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Hiei’s not gay!…is he? I hope not, and besides, since when does he date?!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
….maybe depends, if it’s chocolate or cinnamon, maybe, but I’ll test it out on Kuwabara just to be sure…
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Me and Lisa: Forever dude… Lisa: he was basically born to be there…
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
DUH! Of course! -grabs Lisa and Amu- We’re all music junkies!
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Me: I thought Ikuto was emo? Lisa: I thought so too. Me: and Hiei would either ignore him, or just end his pathetic existence already…
3 told 6 she started her period.
Me/ Lisa/ Kukai/ Sesshomaru: HE IS/ I AM NOT A GIRL!!/………
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Me: -raises eyebrow- where’d you get the fish? Inu: -shrugs- stole it from some cat… Ikuto: -in emo corner- my fish… Me and Lisa: …ohh…that’s why he went emo……
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: take pictures, make copies, and give them to Inuyasha.
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Ikuto probably stole his fluffy or something. Where did Sesshomaru learn to speak German?! Kukai is probably the one who really took the fluffy, cuz I was gonna’ use it for something… Lisa: like dying it purple or something…
7 got high.
O.O Wow, I would love to see Kurama get high. I would totally record it and put it on you tube… as long as Youko doesn’t do anything…
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
I paired him with Kurama, Boton or Yusuke; he’s OOC, he didn’t insult Kuwabara, I paired Yukina with Kuwabara, Kuwabara stays alive through the entire thing, I made him a nice person….
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
Me and Lisa: Tries to turn Ikuto against her, but fails because Ikuto is so in love with Amu and her……strawberry Amuness….
10 starts working at a bar…
Me: Is it a Gay Bar? He can stay there for all we care. Lisa: Maybe we can bring Sauske too.
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Me and Lisa: FINALLY!! Ikuto: a little naughty there, huh Amu…? Amu: --////--
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
HECK YEAH! -punches the air- AND I’LL RACE ‘IM AND WIN TOO!! Lisa and Toshi: --_--
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Kurama and his pansy-mama’s boy-girlyness will always win over Inuyasha’s headfirst-stubborn-can't ever use his brain-no grace-stupidity.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Feudal Era times… she’s been around Inuyasha too long…sweatdrop
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Me: how annoying younger siblings are, or like, how there's such a major age difference between them and the one they care for.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Keep stalking until she gets bored, then walk off and go bother Inuyasha and Kagome again.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
…..nothing…HIEI DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER YOU MORON!! And even if he did, he’d probably just look for ways around the ningen law system so he could kill Kuwabara without getting in trouble.
Toshi: You yell too much.
Me: Oh, shut up mr. overprotective..
Me: Oh i'm so scared..not. -kicks-
Lisa: guys calm down already, it's over. What's with the hostility today?
Me: He's being a jerk. -glares-
Toshi: She's a brat. -glares back-
-both turn away- hmph!
Lisa: -sweatdrops- eh..
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
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You can finish this 'ice ice _'
It is awesome being a 90s kid!
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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"Don't call me EMO cuz' then i'll cry big juicy tears of blood, then i'll die and it'll be all your fault"-awesome pic on photobucket i found
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill just burst out laughing as he lay there unconscious.- ALL THAT
-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU
-If everything seems to be going well...you are OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when you fall out of your chair laughing in class then sitting back down like nothing happened and doing it again in 17 minutes and twenty six seconds. Crazy is when you do any/everything on this list just because.
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LIST OF THING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT KEEP YOU ALIVE
1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7. Note expressions.
8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9. Floor is slippery when wet.
10. Lake is slippery when dry.
11. Only talk to strangers you know.
12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15. Kill them for security purposes.
16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18. The men in white coats are not your friends.
19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25. Train army of flying monkeys.
26. Goldfish don't like milk.
27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29. People are staring at you.
30. So act insane.
31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36. Never pet a burning dog.
37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38. Naked men dig parkas.
39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40. You know what would look good on you?
41. Immolated cockroaches.
42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43. The size of Danny DeVito.
44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50. Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52. You cannot kill the snow.
53. The snow can kill you.
54. Grass can also kill you.
55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65. Remember to kill HIM...
66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71. Eat the evidence.
72. But not if it's broken glass.
73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75. Disregard last note.
76. Note reactions.
77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78. Stock up on ball point pens.
79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81. Do not stick fingers into blender.
82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83. Blood loss is bad.
84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86. Answer every question with a question.
87. Ask people what gender they are.
88. Note reactions.
89. Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94. Kill them.
96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97. Dunk head in boiling water.
98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
101.Find out who invented "Barny"
Put this on your profile if your an Akatsuki fan!
I'm I a tomboy or a regular girl? (the words in bold are my selections)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got hurt...hehehe)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Hi pplz! this is where you will be able to see my updates\current projects & excuses. So don't get mad if I can't update quickly, I'm stuck in college! Life sucks!!
WTF, Do I Know You? Being re-written
Status: On hold (smiles)
Status: Complete (wink)
Shugo Invasion xD I am actually going to be taking this one seriously, and work extremely hard on it!! This I promise you!!
Status: On Hold (loss of motivation)
A Dozen Ways to annoy youYYH STYLE!! This is surprisingly getting more work done than the others...
My Theory I don't care if people don't like it. It's my opinion that matters. If anyone has a problem with it, may Jashin have pity on the bastard.
Status: DONE! XP
Chara Exchange Sorry to say, I don't think we have a way of finishing this untill I can get past chapter three...gomen..
Status: Gettin' there...
Reviews: 4!! T_T
All I Want For Christmas ...No comment...
What I Wouldn't Do Second Chap should be out
Status: In progress
Unusual Circumstances Being Rewritten
Status: Under Construction
Into the YYH World We GO!! Random
Status: Uuuhhhh...*brain fart*
A Merry Christmas Indeed Overdue X-mas one-shot (Refusal to update)
Why You Don't Chapter four is up, Chapter 5 due before Next year
Status: in progress
Future Stories [Most of my projects are Oc or just random pairings]
Into the YYH World We GO!! HieiOc JinOc TouyaOc This basically another story starring me and my friends' OC's as we go on another CrAzY adventure. It starts out in the house being used for Shugo InvasionxD. What starts out as a simple experiment turns into full blown CHAOS as me and me and my friends are sucked intto a portal and end up in the YYH world!! Let's see what kind of mahem we can create, shall we? Pairings may vary.
A Merry Christmas Indeed HieiOc JinOc TouyaOc A little Christmas one-shot I was supposed to have done already for 2010. It takes place some time during (or near the end) of 'Into the YYH World We GO!!'. My desktop is being an @$$ and the labtop has no Microsoft, so I can't make promises. Will end up being a two-shot...or three...idk.
Unusual Circumstances CarpetOc GenieOc No official plot yet. Pullin it right outa' my butt...This was inspired by Rivermoore's, or should I say VanillaSpiders', story 'A Peculiar Thing Called Love' and I suggest going to read it. The first chapter should be up before Christmas...Hopefully..I'll post the plot when I think of one..
Megamind: The Death of a Plot MegamindRoxanne OCxOC MinionOc I don't know why exactly, but I have the strangest urge to just completely f--k up this movie...No I'm not actually PAIRING Minion..just...giving him someone to hang out with. And who better to hang out with than the Angel of All Things Doom herself?! You got it! The Oc's are takin' over Metro City!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Some Random Sgt. Frog Story GiroNatsu KuluOc OcOc Warning: There is actually a plot being thought up for this. Therefore I have no clue when updates will be possible. However. Insanity will ensue.
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU ToothlessOcHiccup Unfortunately I have, once again, gotten myself into some stupid conundrum as I have decided to pay my Ocs a visit, only to wind up here with my other two friends. What's an Authoress to do? Genre: adventure/ humor/ friendship/ stupidity
Hicrathea ToothlessOcHiccup Ummm...will get back to you with a description when I remember it.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
STEREOTYPES FING SUCK!
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Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
EVER WONDER ...
Lol! This stuff is so true! hope ya liked it!
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Name: Akira Fujimoto Age: 15
Hair: Medium length spiky black, w/ blue and red highlights
Height: about 5'4 Eyes: Ruby red, Golden with a Red tint, Black or Dark Brown (depending on the Story)
Personality: Pretty calm, but loves pulling pranks on ppl; is slightly bi-polar at times and gets confused by her own personality often. Loves bossing ppl aroung and causing mahem and disorder.When faced with new ppl she tends to come off as a shy, quiet person. But piss her off and you better pray that somebody has the hospital number on speed dial, cuz you might just be there for a while. Best friend is Layla Hoshiko (Lisa's OC) and is the younger sister of Toshiro (aka Toshi). She can sometimes be extremely hyper, at which times you are advised to leave the vacinity.
If used in a Twillight story, she is vegetarian, if played as a vampire. If not she's a human, and looks the same. She is extremely smart, and coud find her way out of possiby any situation. An ability that she brought over from her human life is her telepathy (i think that's it), or, ability to lift things with her mind, amd her speed. She's almost as fast as Edward...she doesn't like Edward very much...(the reading her mind thing) She gets along very well with animals and has a black cat named Shadow. He constantly follows her around so she won't destroy anything. Out of all animals, she can only speak to him, so he has to translate a lot. She's very protective over her friends and family.
Shadow: Cat Chara; he represents Akira's lazy, yet dangerous and cocky half. He has cute black ears, shaggy blue hair, and violet colored eyes that sometimes look black. His outfit is somewhat similar to that of Yoru's but it has rips in it and there is a chain hanging on the right side of his pants, and his symbol is a crescent moon.
Shadow (the cat) He constantly follows her around so she won't destroy anything. Out of all animals, she can only speak to him, so he has to translate a lot. He has shiny black fur with a star shaped patch of silver fur on the top of his head that travels down his back all the way down and swirls around to the tip of his tail. He has blight blue and red eyes.
He's about the size of a full-grown housecat. He has naturally black fur with a line of silver colored fur that reaches from a star shaped patch on the top of his head, and it goes all the way down his back and swirls all the way down to the tip of his tail, and he has bright clue eyes. Transformed: Bigger version, he's a tiger demon. Think Kerara, but the flames are blue.
Kiki: Fox Chara; she represents Akira's hyper and childish, mischevious half. She has cute yellow/ orange fox ears, matching fluffy tail, long fire red hair, and forest green eyes that get light or dark depending on the mood. She wears orange and yellow shorts with matching shoes and a light orange tank top and her symbol is a lightning bolt.
Name: Toshiro Fujimoto (He will usually be Layla's OC pairing)
Hair: Grey with black tips Age: 17
Height: almost 6 ft Eyes: Brown/hazel
Personality: A bit cold and mean but likes to joke and tease people especially Layla, and occasionally Akira. A bit of a flirt but usually only to make Layla jealous. Is also teased by his younger sister Akira who constantly forces him to do things for her which he despises. Nickname is Toshi.
Maru: Brown dog chara; he wears brown outfit consisting of shorts and a beater with a silver chained collar. He has grey eyes and messy brown hair.
Just For fun...
I wish you were here..
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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
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Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
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Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
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5 things I hate about the world...
People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.
People who write stupid-humor with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.
People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!
If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.
When people stand by the bus stop and ask you, "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?
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Tony Stark/ Iron Man:
] You like booze
] You are the life of the party
[X] You love gadgets
[X] You can be rather cocky
[X] Your favorite color is red or gold
[X] You’re good with computers
[X] You use sarcasm a lot
] You love getting attention
[X] You’re good at mechanics
[X] You have issues with your parents
Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk:
] You’re good at science
[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[X] You like to be secluded most of the time
[X] You like wearing baggy clothes
[X] You like to meditate
[X] You like doing science experiments
[X] You try to avoid getting into fights
[X] You like wearing purple things
[X] You’re clever
[X] Your favorite color is green
[X] You’re good with a hammer
[X] You like coffee
] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[X] You can be arrogant
] You have long hair
[X] You have an interest in astrology
[X] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way
[X] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else
[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[X] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)
Steve Rogers/ Captain America:
] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[X] You hate bullies
] You’re a great leader
[X] You’re a bit of a do-gooder
[X] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
] You like wearing things with stars on them
] You strongly admire the army
[X] You have a good throwing arm
] You like war films
] You’re good at running
4/10 (Oh thank god…==’)
Commander Nick Fury:
[X] You like wearing long coats
[X] You’re good at organizing things
] You’re good at being in the loop
[X] You like guns
[X] You’re good at giving information to people
[X] You like giving solutions to people’s problems
[X] You like eye patches
] You work best as part of a team
[X] You like beards
[X] You like wearing black things
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:
] You like wearing tight clothes
] You can do martial arts
[X] You’re interested in the world of spies
] You have red hair
[X] You’re quite agile
[X] People generally don’t know much about the real you
] You like to make yourself look good
[X] You can speak another language (kinda... not very well...)
[X] You’re good at taking orders
] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now
Clint Barton/ Hawkeye:
[X] You’re very good at archery.
] You currently like/love someone on your team
[X] You like to wear purple and black
[X] You’re very good at aiming
] You’ve worked at the carnival
] You like working in a team
[X] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you
[X] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[X] You’re quiet
[X] You tend to get along with people well
[X] You want to be a great leader
[X] You want to prove something
] You’re the younger sibling (I feel like one...)
[X] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[X] You don’t get along so great with your sibling
[X] You’re good at lying
] You’re adopted
[X] You’re very clever
[X] You are able to manipulate people well
[X] Your favorite color is green or gold
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North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(5/10) for North Italy [Pasta]
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes
(6/10) for South Italy [Mi tomato]
(X) You're very stoic and serious
(8/10) for Germany [wow! I have something in common with Germany!]
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature (when I have to be)
(9/10) for Japan [HOLY SH--]
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
() You love hamburgers
(6/10) for America [NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]
(X) You like tea
(6/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate
(2/10) for France [ *sighs heavily* O thank kami…]
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood.
(5/10) for Russia [J]
China (Wong Yao)
(X) You're very mature
(7/10) for China [yup... definitely scare myself...]
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
(8/10) for Austria [ AAAHHHHHH!! DX]
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
(10/10) for Canada [No wonder I love Canada so much! Such kindred spirits!! TT]
() You smoke
(3/10) for Cuba [my friends are wrong. Cuba's not a creeper.]
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
(9/10) for Hungary [FTW]
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited
(6/10) for Prussia [now let’s get the nation back up and running!]
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
NEVER. Don’t plan on it.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Germany? You're seriously asking me this? It would be rated M. THAT hot.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
SPAMANO!! X3 Cuteness!
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Hmm… not lately…
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hmm…Maybe... Russia will have a new worry of protecting Japan from Belarus however…
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Germany/Switz or Germany/ Hungary hmmm... Both are way too amusing... both I guess.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Japan discovering Canada and Switzerland in a relationship... blush and then turn away, then commencing to use them for a new manga.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Russia/ Spain... hmm...
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Germany/ Prussia…? ... let me check...YES! It’s called incest…==’ Seriously…
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Mm...Roma/Feli… How It Feels (omg, I’m so writing this.)
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Aus/Can = Crack.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Japan het maybe slash, but not Hungary probably
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
"We Are Never Getting Back Together" By Taylor Swift. For Hungary/Prussia.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Russia/Canada/Spain... Random, crack-bondage-threesome-smut? Enjoy. Lots of bonding over sibling bashing…and vodka consumption
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Japan walked in on Russia and South Korea having sex?
He would stand there for a bit, then get scared slightly [because, hey, it’s Russia!] and then storm out muttering apologies with his face looking like a tomato to find and tell China how his parenting is slacking.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?\
Um...”Germany’s curiosity about the Italian brothers’ curls gets the best of him. Since Italy is busy, and Romano wants to be stubborn about it, Germany decides to find out the hard way.” (I dare someone to do this for me…)
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I want to now though….
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Russia/Germany/Veniziano? Ye-NO! Not if you paid me!
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
10 min ago
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
fluffy bunny cosplay.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Austria/ Hungary?! Why would you ask me this?!
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Canada. It just makes sense…the quiet ones are those you don’t expect…despite Japan…
28) "One (Romano) and Nine (Hungary) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Germany). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Austria) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (South Korea), then follows the wise advice of Five (Veniziano) and finds true love with Two (Russia)."
What title would you give this fic?
How about: "Shit what the fuck just happened here?" or "Revenge is Happiness"
29. 7(Japan), 9(Hungary), and 4(Germany) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Who wants to die first?
30) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Japan…and Switzerland…..uhuh….no idea how to feel about that…
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