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Author has written 15 stories for Doctor Who, Charles Dickens, Sherlock, Blues Brothers, Harry Potter, Psycho, House, M.D., Things They Carried, Avengers, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

About Me (but not too much):

Name: Megan Nowayinhellamievergoingtotellyou
Age: Sometime in those glorious teenage years
Gender: Of the feminine kind
Location: Somewhere in the Eastern part of the United States. Only my closest FF friends know which state.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: A weird color that has yet to be named. I suppose you could call it "ocean."
Favorite Animal: I love squirrels.
Picture Explanation: Pretty lights everywhere, man.

I like many things. Here are a few:

1. The 39 Clues (if only for the forums nowadays)
2. Artemis Fowl
3. Harry Potter
4. The Outsiders
3. The Great Gatsby
5. Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie and the original novels and short stories)
6. Phantom of the Opera
11. National Treasure
14. Spiderwick Chronicles
16. Doctor Who
17. Sherlock
18. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
23. A Tale of Two Cities
42. Hunger Games
24. The Blues Brothers
25. The Breakfast Club
97. Bones
63. Pirates of the Caribbean
62. Leviathan trilogy
19. The Crucible
21. The Catcher in the Rye
22. House M.D.
394. The Finder
23. The Things They Carried
24. The Avengers

Look, Ma, I can count!

Fanfiction Friends: The Anonymous Photographer (real life best friend), MlleSouris (another real life best friend), MusicDefined (real life cousin), music4evah (real life best friend), *LucianWriter77, psychoticbookgirl, 13Mysterious12, Dove's Wing, Woman in Black, Miranda Le Fay, TheGirlWhoLikesBooks, The Logical Fallacy, Evanescence456, Mam'zelle Combeferre, Arlothia, and Joelle8

I may add more, so watch out!

My Projects of DOOOOOOOOOM

Not really. But here they is.


Card 246- The awesomest collaboration ever! Of course, now everyone in the 39 Clues fandom knows that Dove's Wing, Joelle8, and I are completely bonkers, but it's okay, because I accepted this fact long ago. Haha.

Those Who Should Not Write Christmas Carols- Funny, sweet, simple. A quick write and a fun read.

A Far Better Thing, A Far Better Rest- Just a little "Tale of Two Cities" poem.

Art History- I happen to be proud of this. I think it was really fun to alter the course of history, and it turned out better than I had even hoped.

A Touch of Blue- The Doctor has dropped off Amy and then comes back...and she has a fifteen year old daughter. His fifteen year old daughter. I did finish it, but not how I'd initially planned. I basically ended up resigning and writing out a basic summary of the remainder of the story.

Midnight Toast Run- I like the Blues Brothers. I like Elwood. I wanted to do something that told his backstory and made him discover it by pure chance.

Last Stand- A Harry Potter oneshot. It seems like an exceptionally ordinary O.W.L. prep essay. Professor Binns had told his students to write a paper about an event in fairly recent wizarding history and how it affected their lives. A certain boy with all his mother's spunkiness and all of his father's soulfulness took on a certain couple of minutes of a certain battle, a couple of minutes that claimed two people he wished more than anything he could know.

Your Anna- My depravity knows no bounds, and I've written a fic for Psycho of all things. It's about Anna Bennett, Norman Bates's first victim. But she was more than that. She was his best friend and the love of his life. You can see why Mother thought she had to go.

You Know How It Always Upset Mummy- My first published Sherlock fic. The tale of Sherlock's long-suffering mum.

Of Strings And Things- It's another Sherlock one, and I really can't get away from the character that is Sherlock's mum. She enters into this, too. Basically, this one is about how Sherlock is pissing everyone in the neighborhood off with his insane violin screeching, and then he shows John that he is actually a virtuoso.

New Years Eve- Last year, I came up with a Doctor Who Christmas special which was well-received, but this year, I didn't get to writing until Christmas was quite over...but New Years Eve was right around the corner. So I did that instead. Jack brings Rose and the Doctor together again so they can tie up their loose ends.

A Chronic Problem- My first attempt at House fic, and I'm really happy with it. Different style, alternating between Wilson "telling" the girl he loved what went on between them and dialogue-only conversations between Wilson and House.

Comic Books and M&Ms- The Things They Carried fic that talks about what happened to Rat Kiley after the war.

In Progress-

Enthrall Me With Your Acumen- Avengers fic in which an OC of mine from a previous project is put in charge of rehabilitating Loki. I started it, but I started over. I was originally going in a Katy-abuses-Loki-until-he's-broken sort of direction, but I don't think that'd work on him. So I'll go the friendship and eventual romance route but try to spice it up somehow. Actually in first person, which is different for me.

Planned (summaries included- joy!)-

Started But Never Completed-

The Stranger Child- My Sherlock Holmes fic. It was a victim of me putting all my efforts in A Touch of Blue.

A Truth Universally Acknowledged- My Pride and Prejudice/Doctor Who crossover. It suffered the same fate as The Stranger Child. I might rewrite both now that I'm done with Blue.

Secrets Kept From Me- an Indiana Jones fic that just never panned out. It could have worked, but I didn't feed the plot bunny and it died. The story was about the granddaughter of Henry Jones, Jr, Michelle "Mitch" Jones. Mitch became the next Indiana Jones and went on adventures. I thought it was going to be sooooo awesome! But the plot bunny starved to death. :(

Aftermath- a Harry Potter fic in which Lavender Brown becomes a werewolf in the final battle and has to cope with it. I felt that it got really weird and stupid, so I let that plot bunny die.

Confessions of the Werewolf's Ex- another Harry Potter fic that I decided wasn't worth it. Parvati Patil is a reporter for the Daily Prophet and every year, they interview someone who was close to one of the victims. A witty, eccentric woman named Susanna comes forward, saying that she was Remus Lupin's girlfriend when they were at Hogwarts. Most of the story from then on is in flashback mode. I decided that I didn't like it anymore and let this one die, too.

Out of the Darkness- a Phantom of the Opera fic where Erik fell in love with Meg Giry and they lived happily ever after aboveground. After a while, I decided that it was far fetched and had gotten stagnant, so I let it die as well.

What They Wanted To Do Afterward- a Harry Potter fic that was me interviewing eight people who died in the Battle of Hogwarts: Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Katie Bell, Michael Corner, Colin Creevey, and...Bellatrix Lestrange! I started it, got all the way to where Katie was about to begin talking, then looked back and realized how choppy and crappy it was. Imagine a fic imagined, begun, half-finished, and quit in the span of little more than a week. How efficient!

A Most Curious Week in July- Okay yeah, I did say that this 39 Clues Fiske/Nataliya would never die. But it did. So deal with it.

You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners...- This was my first attempt at writing Sherlock fic, and it turned out terribly OOC to the point that even my beta couldn't salvage it. By the way, it was about Sherlock's first visit home for Christmas in ten years.

Copper Beeches- Essentially a modernization into Sherlock-verse of the original short story The Adventure of the Copper Beeches. This ended up being close to word-for-word plagarism, and I felt so very sickened by myself that I never even finished.

Helter Skelter- A Sherlock piece about John attempting to get Sherlock a date. Why? He has a bet with Lestrade. He lost. Some of the dialogue was a little out of character, and it seemed a little awkward.

Something Wicked This Way Comes- A Crucible fic which tells what happened between John Proctor and Abigail Williams as far as their little fling was concerned. I got into it a little, but the pacing was a little on the slow side and putting an element of antiquity into the dialogue was really something I didn't have the time or desire to do well.

Untitled- A next-generation Breakfast Club is stuck in Saturday detention at Shermer High School in late March, 2011. I had my character sketches and a strong idea of what it would be like. But that idea was nearly identical to the movie. I couldn't get an idea into my head that would set it apart, and didn't give it the attention it deserved. However, I might still take it in the direction of a character study of my main character from this.

We Never Knew- Harry Potter thing about a girl who arrived at the Burrow and said she was Fred's daughter. It turned out really rushed and not so good.

Untitled- Hunger Games book about the Second Quarter Quell. It was going to take a lot of time that I didn't have.

Published But Deleted-

Riley's Update on Life After Finding Cibola- It stunk. It was tiny and it stunk.

Once Upon a Time- It could have been better. Plus, the 39 Clues isn't much my cup of tea anymore. I think I've outgrown it.

Unexpected Additions- Again with the whole I-outgrew-the-series thing. I just had absolutely no desire to ever finish it.

Christmas 2008: Teddy's Tricks- It could have been much better, and it tortured me for long time. I considered rewriting it, but I ended up going in a somewhat different direction.

Calming a Stormy Sea- My only attempt at Phantom of the Opera fic that actually made it online. It was terribly OOC, and I really grew to dislike it, so I deleted it.

Where I Get My Titles

(Because a lot of people have trouble with thinking of good titles, so here's the meanings behind mine)

1. Those Who Shouldn't Write Christmas Carols- No brainer. Nine and Jack shouldn't write Christmas Carols. Ever.

2. A Far Better Thing, A Far Better Rest- A simple, catchy abridging of the last lines from "A Tale of Two Cities."

3. Art History- Simply what the story changed. Again, simple and catchy.

4. A Touch of Blue- In my imagination, when The Doctor saw Amber as an adult, she had only one of her signature blue streaks remaining in her hair, and the image of this "touch of blue" made for a very pretty title.

5. You Know How It Always Upset Mummy- Just quoting Mycroft here, don't mind me. The whole story is about Mummy being upset, so it fit.

6. Midnight Toast Run- What the story basically consisted of. Worded like the title of some blues song.

7. Last Stand- Teddy told the story of his parents' last stand. Many of my titles are obvious. Don't underestimate the power of obvious.

8. Your Anna- The girl's name was Anna and she was his. God, my titles are so simple.

9. Of Strings and Things- Violins have strings. This is a violin story. Strings rhymes with things.

10. New Years Eve- The title of a very real movie that wa,s in theaters at the time of me writing it. And the story is centered around that holiday.

11. A Chronic Problem- Chronic refers to medical problems, and House was all about that. Also refers to Wilson's terrible luck with women, which continued in this story.

12. Comic Books and M&Ms- Two of the main character's favorite things. That's it.

13. Enthrall Me With Your Acumen- A sarcastic Hannibal Lecter quote from "The Silence of the Lambs," which the main character initially compares her job to. Also, ACUMEN IS NOT A SEXUAL THING.

Other Places to Find Me:

Tumblr: (go here for general awesomeness and fangirling)

deviantART: (go here to see what Katy from "Enthrall Me With Your Acumen" looks like and also a cute drawing of Loki)

I also, I have Facebook and Twitter, but I'm not telling you.

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His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
Compromising Situation by Greenhorn Soldier reviews
This wasn't how she imagined her next mission. Babysitting a demigod, she scowled. Not just any demigod, but the God of Mischief himself; mortal and vulnerable, cast out into Earth as punishment for his crimes. No, she definitely wasn't trained for this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,670 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.
La Foule by Batattax reviews
Loki is sent by his father to help the Avengers as retribution for the chaos he created a year ago. The mission: find and ultimately destroy the Tesseract. But there are complications. Thanos wrongly believes that he can gain complete control over the Tesseract by exploiting a young human girl's unique abilities. But for some reason, Loki already knows her. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,663 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki
Jailbait by ThisLooksLikeAJobForMe reviews
Loki, imprisoned on Asgard, is visited by a young human girl who simply wanted to find a better use of her time than hacking into the White House. Little did he know that this girl would get under his skin, and worm her way into his heart, proving to be his greatest weakness. Loki/OC. COMPLETE - SEQUEL NOW UP!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,878 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by FoxFace Zero reviews
Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ian K., Amy C.
The Game That I Lost by CleosDeath reviews
Melanie Hunt used to love the simplicity of her life. It was safe to say that Sherlock Holmes had ruined that weeks ago. Season 2 sequel to 'The Game That You Learnt'. Sherlock/OC.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,947 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H.
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Les Miserables Abridged by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
The musical that swept the world, complete with a horny Javert, a badass Valjean, and the whiny poor. Rated T for language
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert - Complete
The Game That You Learnt by CleosDeath reviews
Melanie had spent her entire life watching. Now was the time to start playing. Sherlock/OC. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,551 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Memories Alive by Silicon2123 reviews
Each chapter is a short story of Irina and Nikolai. They are not in chronological order. Rating may get higher as I think of new ideas, but not for now.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Irina S.
Midnight Wishes by music4evah reviews
No one gets a happy ending. Not in real life, anyways. But, maybe with some luck, a few wishes, and midnight...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
A Watson Carol by Arlothia reviews
The long awaited answer to how in the world John pulled off his extraordinary feats in 'A Sherlock Carol.' Must read that before this to understand. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Sherlock Carol by Arlothia reviews
Sherlock had never read nor seen 'A Christmas Carol' and John uses it to his advantage. Obligatory Christmas fic! R&R please...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Card 246 by Joelle8 reviews
A collaboration between me, Dove's Wing, and StrawberryFields4EverandEver. Recent information has been unearthed, revealing Arthur Trent to be a traitor to the Cahills. This is how three very angry girls get their revenge. WARNING: Extreme insanity!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Arthur T. - Complete
The Rain of Tempest by Tindra44 reviews
What if the Doctor wasn't the only Time Lord left. What if he knew the other one and was willing to go to lengths to save...Her? A 11th Doctor story. DoctorxOC probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - 11th Doctor
21 Years by Joelle8 reviews
21 years. 21 years were the most minor of the numerous things that seperated them. But the heart wants what the heart wants... no matter how dangerous it is, and no matter what the consequences might be.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Enter The Pup by Santai reviews
Holmes has always been a cat person. Dogs have never seemed very interesting to him. But perhaps he can make the best of a bad situation. Watson you fool. One-shot movie-verse
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Holmes, Gladstone - Complete
What is Love? by mysterygirl565 reviews
What is love? What would the 39 clues characters respond if they were asked that question? Read and find out. Please read and review.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by FranGipani6181 reviews
Odd song I wrote to the Llama song tune. Read and review at will :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Bibimbap for Two by Nyx Nox reviews
But there was that one night in Seoul when he let down his guard and I let down mine, and we shared a bowl of bibimbap. Every time I clinked against his spoon by accident he would accuse me of flirting with him. Finally, he got me to laugh... Rated T
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alistair O., Irina S. - Complete
39 Clues Fanmail by music4evah reviews
The characters from The 39 Clues are answering fanmail!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,930 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Marauders Notes by Paddywhack reviews
Some random notes passed between the Marauders during different classes. Rated T for language. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Squirrel and His Boy by psychoticbookgirl reviews
Geddit? The Horse and His Boy! HAHAHAHA! Oh, PBG, you silly. For Another Artist's Contest, Challenge 1. Terrible and OOC, but oh-so-fun to write! Make of it what you will. I don't even know why I bother to put romance as a genre...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Amy and Ian by music4evah reviews
Amy has longing. Longing for Ian. But Ian said coldly: It's over. Amy runs through the rain, and sings this song:...Wait! You have to read the story to find out...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Lost by Silicon2123 reviews
Ch.1 A little girl is separated from her mother on the banks of the river in St. Petersburg, Russia. Ch.2 A teenager competes in a pole vaulting competition
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Irina S.
Green M&Ms by Silicon2123 reviews
Each chapter is a oneshot that stands on its own.I just wanted to put them under the same roof.The stories are about Irina, Vikram, and Isabel at Oxford. There are pairings. Further summaries at the top of each story. Rated for swearing.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Irina S., Vikram K.
The Moon by WindowChild reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Remus receives advice from an unlikely source. RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Pity You Broke Your Promise by em38 reviews
Remus’ first and only other love interest appears anonymously at his funeral. What does she feel? Why didn’t their relationship work out? Please R&R! Flames welcome…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The Odd Thing About Death by the laughing redhead reviews
An afterlife story, following DH. NT/RL LE/JP SB and everyone else that i loved. Let's just say that our favorite dead characters didn't get boring in the afterlife Marauders. Who else?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Teddy by Failte reviews
On the eve of his departure to Hogwarts, Teddy Lupin is given a wonderful gift from his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
In the Name Of by Yami no Kokoro reviews
Oneshot. Post DH. Harry and Ginny try to think of a name for their second child, and Harry receives an unusual gift that brings up very old memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Highlights of A Subtle Nature by the laughing redhead reviews
So, this is my take on how Remus and Dora met in OOTP- and the chaos that ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Burnout by MooseOnARoof reviews
Wilson takes the death of a young patient rather badly. Rated T for rather depressing theme
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - J. Wilson - Complete
Conversations with a hat by Maraudercat reviews
The sorting of the next generation, in my percieved chronological order, starting with the one and only Mr Teddy Lupin. Now starting on Harry's housemates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Teddy L.
Phantom: The Abriged Fanfiction by Googleeyes reviews
Now presenting the Phantom of the Opera- HUMOROUSLY CONDENSED! Raoul tries to be too cool for school, Christine can't decide on emotions,the Phantom has issues, and cast shortages ensue. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator by FalconHorror reviews
What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Romeo & Juliet: What Really Happened by Empty Dragon reviews
WARNING: Involves poker, pumpkins, a rock named Joe, and lightsabers. You have been warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
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Fear Toxin Test Number One
Just before the events of Batman Begins, Dr. Jonathan Crane has just completed his fear toxin. Now all he needs to do is test it out before he sends a sample out to Ra's Al Ghul. As it turns out, he has a test subject ready. She's a cold-blooded killer, and they've...met before. Oneshot. No pairings.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Can We Keep It? reviews
This drabble is a movie!verse imagining of how Natasha Romanoff got to SHIELD. About twelve or so years ago, a team of agents, led by Phil Coulson and including Clint Barton, went out to Russia to take down an elusive assassin known only as The Black Widow. They were supposed to kill her. Barton made another call. Taken from a post I wrote on Tumblr.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Enthrall Me With Your Acumen reviews
After his failed invasion of Earth and his trial on Asgard, Loki was sentenced to imprisonment at the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D., who determined he needed a shrink and delved into their database of exceptional people for a good candidate for the job. And that's how a young woman named Katy Szymanski got saddled with a job that feels like "The Silence of the Lambs". Eventual Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki
Comic Books and M&Ms reviews
A three-section look at what happened to Rat Kiley after he shot himself in the foot and ultimately went home. Rated for language.
Things They Carried - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Rat K. - Complete
A Chronic Problem reviews
Wilson promised himself he wouldn't start any more doomed relationships. However, it happens. Told in alternating sections of second person narration and straight dialogue. Wilson/OC. Rated for adult content. Takes place sometime in Season 8, methinks.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - J. Wilson - Complete
New Years Eve reviews
Last year, I did a Christmas thing, but since I sort of missed the boat on Christmas this year and apparently so did Jack , I decided to make a New Years piece instead. Rated for some language. Rose/11
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Of Strings And Things reviews
This sort of goes along with my other Sherlock story, the one with Sherlock's mum. You might want to read that one first, but it's not crucial that you do. This is about Sherlock's violin playing. Not slash. Drabble. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Anna reviews
I was your best friend, Norman, and we'd grown to love each other. But you killed me. I was your Anna, but as far as the girls in the swamp go, I was only the first of three. Oneshot. Ending disregards the sequels. Rated for violence.
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Last Stand reviews
Teddy Lupin finally gets an assignment in Professor Binns's class that he's sure he's going to ace. But will he? Oneshot. Bookverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Midnight Toast Run reviews
Elwood finds himself wanting toast late one night, so he heads into the closest diner, and ends up with a lot more than just dry white toast. Disregards Blues Brothers 2000.
Blues Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
You Know How It Always Upset Mummy reviews
It seemed like another taunting, but otherwise offhanded remark from Mycroft. But was it? Take a look into the relationship between Sherlock, Mycroft, and their long-suffering mother, Lenora. Oneshot. No ships.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Touch of Blue reviews
I'm sure, wandering through the fandom, you've seen several Eleven/Amy Daughter!fics. I know I did. And that's when I decided to write one that was above and beyond. Because I can. And I knew I could write one of the best ones yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Art History reviews
This story is extremely AU, just so you all know. It tells what would have happened in history had the episode Vincent and the Doctor ended differently. Very much Amy/Vincent. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Far Better Thing, A Far Better Rest reviews
This is essentially the end of the book A Tale of Two Cities, minus the part in which the she-devil died, in poem form. Just so you know, the meter is purposefully not flowy. PS- I found one typo, I'm aware of it, and I'm kicking myself for it.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Those Who Shouldn't Write Christmas Carols reviews
In two separate instances, the Ninth Doctor and Jack Harkness took pen to paper and utterly trashed the classics. However, these efforts are not frowned upon. We applaud their audacity and willingness to humiliate themselves.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete