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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673991, Profile Updated: 03-11-13
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Outsiders, Sherlock, and Les Miserables.

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Come Apart at the Seams by harlequindreaming reviews
Sherlock's often considered his body and everything else as merely transport for his brain. Then the transport starts to malfunction and everything goes to pieces.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,681 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cell phones are a wonderous thing by coconut-and-metal reviews
Tony blushed, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give Loki his own cell phone. Or teach him how to text. Tony/Loki Frostiron M for language and situations
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Hate to Love by Wildfire2 reviews
Steve does not like Tony, he may even hate him. When their fights get to a point that they can no longer escalate them without possibly killing each other a new fight begins. Adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Tease by Cryselephantine reviews
VERY EXPLICIT MAN ON MAN ACTION. Let it not be said, that Anthony Edward Stark would lose his wit so easily, even in the throes of passion.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Identical Opposites by fifthofnovember reviews
There is something just understood between Bruce and Tony, that doesn't need to be said. Explicit, if the M rating didn't tip you off.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Hound of the Everyone in Love with each Other by Ambrosia62 reviews
SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS ALWAYS PUSHED PEOPLE AWAY BUT NOW WILL HIS FEELINGS FINALLY CUM SEE WHAT I DID THERE TO TEH SURFACE BUT IS IT FOR WATSON OR MORIARTY OR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE AND ENGLAND IS FACING ITS GREATEST THREAT YET... MOTHRA RATED M FOR EMOTIONS
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
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Unapproachable reviews
Jehan is a romantic. He wants a relationship. Like a real actual relationship, but he knows he won't get one from Courfeyrac, the campus slut. (University!AU any triggers will be included in chapters. Jehan/Courf, Enjolras/Grantaire, Jehan is gaaaaaaaaaay and the Les Amis are a bunch of lazy freeloaders)
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire
stifled innocence reviews
sometimes one figures it out, but holds one's tongue and pretends not to notice because one simply does not want to believe it. That goes double for traumatic experiences. (parentlock, warnings: sexual abuse, child molestation)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What He Gets from Me reviews
Hamish got everything from Sherlock. Especially his heart. (parentlock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Addict reviews
Rehabilitation patient #22100: Sherlock Holmes-addicted to sex, drugs, and his therapist Doctor Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
when things turn wrong reviews
Well of course things weren't going to turn out perfect forever. (divorce!lock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
F Sharp reviews
When world-class violinist Sherlock Holmes is a guest soloist at the London Symphony Orchestra, second clarinetist John Watson can't resist giving him a home for the duration of his stay. Or perhaps a bit longer. (Music!AU)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Burdens reviews
To say Sherlock was a terrible father would be a huge understatement. (angsty parentlock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kiss it and Make it Better reviews
John is a normal pre-med student who wears ugly sweaters. Sherlock is an anti-social genius with a disputable past who seems like he doesn't even want to be here. John is quite set on changing that. (University AU-recreational drug use, abusive relationships, implied rape)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,158 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remembering John Watson reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves Sherlock without his memories and rebuilding their relationship seems to take a rockier start than John had hoped.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Me reviews
Dallas and Johnny have been together for about a year now, and haven't even rounded second base. At first, Johnny suspects it's because Dally isn't one to show affection, but eventually he becomes worried that Dally isn't all into him as Johnny thinks he is...
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
I Like It reviews
Shameless PWP. No, seriously. Don't even try to find any sort of plot in here. You'll never find it. Just sex. Lots and lots of sex.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
I'll Make it My Business reviews
"You say that too much." "You get beat up too much."
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Teach Me reviews
Gokudera is trying to grade papers, but it seems that Yamamoto wants to learn as well.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Broken reviews
The first time we made love, he looked afraid. Like he had broken me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Want me reviews
Maka wants Soul. Soul wants to do anything to keep Maka away from him.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas reviews
Everyone in Vegas has problems. That's why they're here. To waste time gambling, and trying to forget what's wrong in their lives. And some even meet handsome young strangers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Addictive reviews
To Gaara, Sakura is his own little box of nicotine. But will that be enough to satisfy them both?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
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