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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1674696, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, Vampire Academy, Odyssey, Harry Potter, X-overs, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

You may call me Snow. Or VC. Whichever you choose.

I kept my Twilight fanfiction up only as a reminder that I have improved, and that I can(Definitely) improve further. Please disregard it, as it is terrible.

Nerdfighter stuff:

http://dft.ba/-dontforgettodotbeawesome

http://dft.ba/-FAQnf

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Ahh, but on whose body?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I’m taking this why?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to…?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(But it tastes so good!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

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Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a SelfProclaimed Bunhead by elizabethcohen reviews
Natalia has been dancing for as long as she can remember. Follow her as she experiences the joys and pains of being a pre-professional ballet dancer, making her way to the top. Rated T for future language, just to be safe
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other by Miss Snazzy reviews
Everyone knows they need the doppleganger to break the curse, but what if there was another? New Moon AU. Eventual Bella/Damon.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Just A Dream and Nothing More by fancyfarmer reviews
Two years after Alice set sail for China she returns to England only to find that she has some choices to make. On one hand there's her mother who wants her to marry. On the other hand there's Underland and a certain green-eyed hatter. Sequel in progress.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,394 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pieces by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
Almost 4 years after the war is over, Draco is still having trouble finding his way, unaccepted by wizarding society, and trying to escape the control of his father, he finds comfort in the most unlikely of people. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just What I've Never Wanted by Tinkering reviews
Severus Snape has the Incubus gene but he never knew it because it was never awakened due to the presence of the Dark Mark.However, on the defeat of Voldemort the Mark disappears.Leaving the Potions Master in a bit of trouble as he's changing and clueless
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
What Next? by Flamin'HorseGirl-Citi4ev3r reviews
What problems would insue, if a new pack of wolves come to Forks, Washington? What would happen if the leader of the new pack thinks he imprinted on Bella? Would Edward and Jacob help each other to get her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Dreaming of You by Sir Gwydion reviews
Three years ago Beka disappeared without a trace, leaving Rosto heartbroken and believing she was dead. When a startling young Dog comes to claim his aid, he is torn. Could there be a chance of finding the woman who has haunted his dreams all these years?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2006
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Afterworld catchup reviews
This is not a story. This is an incredibly long document 23 pages in size 10 font of the roleplaying that happened while the forums were down.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
You Cannot Imagine reviews
Voldemort reflects on his recent actions in Godric's Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not in Overland Anymore reviews
Alice finally returns to Underland. This was written for the prompt "Colors" at the forum called Alice in Wonderland Writing Challenges. Check it out!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alice K.
Mine reviews
In which Draco and I prove that we are morbid maniacs sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
He Never Came reviews
Hary couldn't deal wth the aftermath of the war. Ginny couldn't deal with the aftermath of that. Canon pairing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Outlet reviews
A birthday gift for Kira amethyst-rose . Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Crossword
A drabble my friend wrote. I thought the world needed to see it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
The Actor reviews
This is set on a university campus, and is about the auditions and filming of Twilight, with one twist: Robert Pattinson is a vampire! is on hold for a bit. i WILL continue, its just that other idea have pushed this story's ideas to the back of my mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
Burn
A poem/song written after reading a bunch of angst-y fics. Names left out on purpose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 5/15/2010
Call Me Draco reviews
Ginny encounters Draco on the Quidditch pitch. Fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In Relation to Magic reviews
All the HP drabbles I may post. Varied pairings and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010
The Lost Island of Iria
a project for english
Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Quick to Combat RW reviews
a rewrite of qtc. enough said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2009
Quick to Combat reviews
Bella isn't human, but edward thinks she is. How will what she is change what happens? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Will Not Die reviews
a poem/oneshot about bella's feelings how i think they should be
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella
Just a dream reviews
My first oneshot, if i tell anything, the story will kill you... and i don't want that... OOC Rose, sorry, I wrote this before I really got a feel for Rose's character, or how to portray characters well, or any of that.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Hoofbeats reviews
Edward is in arizona and meets someone new, what will happen? most are canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
WHAT! reviews
When Edward yes edward cullen encounters mysterious and confusing creatures running through his family's area, he is very confused. What will happen next? on hold, im sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
The Dragons of new reviews
Many Strange happenings. on hold for awhile, i will continue!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009