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Poll: Here's my poll. Do you think I should post outtakes and extras for 'When I Became a Princess? Some of it will make fun of the story and other things will be different POVs that I won't do and/or stuff I skipped. Yes, I'm bored. Vote Now!
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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1674884, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

August the Twenty-Third: Due to a weird parental block on the family computer which randomly blocks things it never did before and is now acting up again, I can not update any stories. I'm sorry. I do not know how to fix this. I may never be able to fix this.


Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.


Links for my stories

~Masquerade (in order of appearance) I don't like this story of mine :(

Bella’s Masquerade Dress, Bella’s Shoes, Bella’s Tiffany & Co. Necklace , Bella’s Tiffany & Co. Earrings, Bella’s Mask, Edward’s Mask, Bella’s Tiffany & Co. Ring


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One of Them by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
All human. Bella's mom died when she was a year old. Bella grew-up with 5 protective older brothers. She goes away to a writing school in London. She comes back 3 years later. What happens when the school jock trys to win her affection and she hates him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,212 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Switched by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen has it all and his twin brother Anthony is jealous. Anthony convinces Edward to trade places for a few months, but what happens when Edward falls in love with Anthony's girlfriend Bella? Or when Anthony returns? ExB All Human Note: UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
When No One Else Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen is heartless, but no one cares to find out why. When Isabella comes into his life, she changes him, teachs him, loves him when no one else did. Better than it sounds, PLEASE give it a chance! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Odyssean Love by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan is just your average girl, trying to get through life peacefully. One day, out of the blue, she is told that she is the biological daughter of Carlisle Cullen, the richest and perhaps the most powerful man in USA. What will come her way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the End of Time by neheshemushu reviews
Bella's a normal teen in Hollywood. Edward's a star on stage and on screen. What happens when Bella shows Edward that being himself is better than pretending? Will these two make it through it all together, or will fame get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,445 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Series of LipBiting Events by Simply Kiwi reviews
A collection of random 100 word drabbles, in which we learn why Jacob Black should never be given a tennis ball.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
Our Favorite Year by AnnaOtaku reviews
Drama seemed impossible in the inconsiquential town of Forks, but when Alice and Edward Cullen arrive, it's almost inevitable. Secrets revealed, hearts crushed, and a heap-load of punches thrown. Will Bella and crew ever be the same again? All Human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
To Live? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer at the age of 14. With her time on this earth shortened her best friend is determined to give her what she always wanted. Edward Cullen is the famous son of the world famous doctor Carlisle Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,992 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happily Ever After by AnnaOtaku reviews
Sequel to Our Favorite Year. It's been two years since Edward and Alice Cullen changed the lives of Jasper, Bella, Rosalie, and Emmett. But now, the drama they thought was gone from their lives has returned. Will things ever be the same again? J/B J/A B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,307 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Txting U Luv by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Table For One by onlycullensforme reviews
Edward, a waiter, notices that Bella comes into his restaurant alone every Friday night and asks for a table for one in a corner near a window, but he doesn't know why. After weeks of watching her, what happens when he is her waiter? AH/Canon/One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Get Caught Writing Notes by vampire-legend reviews
They can hardly have a conversation with each other without throwing some kind of insult. When Bella tries to move on, will it finally spark Edward into telling her how he feels. All-Human. One-shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back to Me by TwilightBEL reviews
He sacrificed life in the present... to find love in the past. Edward becomes entranced by the smile of a young woman he sees in a photo taken over 70 yrs ago. Full/Extended Version of my one-shot Somewhere In Time. ExB AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,942 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
No One Mourns The Wicked by AnnaOtaku reviews
One shot. A darker look into the thoughts of the Cullen family and the bonds that are formed between broken beings. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Yours To Hold by vampire-legend reviews
They see each other every day but believe the other doesn't know they exist. All that changes at a school dance they're both forced to attend. All-Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Tip Off! by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Sequel to THE GAME. “Well, as much as you seem to be able to dazzle every teacher in this school, or universe,” I muttered to myself, “I’m pretty sure Coach Clapp isn’t going to let you go into the girl’s locker room.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Homebound by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella is a quiet shy girl that everyone overlooks, that is until the cullens come to forks. Will everything change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
More Than Ever by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Isabella Swan's only love is getting married to Tanya Delani... What happens to Bella and Edward? Is it truely over? ALL HUMAN... I know it's a rubbish summary but check it out or you'll regret it :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jingle Town by venom with love reviews
When Edward left, Bella didn't go to a cliff for fun. She wanted relief. In other words, she wanted to committ suicide. Edward is too late, and he ends up finding her suicide note. One-Shot. Song Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Mr Banner? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
When Bella and Edward have Biology, Edward hears Mr. Banner's thoughts and isn't happy... then in comes Mike... and Edward meets his nose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot n' Cold by venom with love reviews
Okay, so maybe I did expect him to come today. So sue me. I think every bride-to-be expects their fiance to show up for their own wedding. At least once out of eight times would have been nice. All Human. Song Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Starlight by LaBellaBella reviews
The sequel to By Moonlight tells the story of Bella, living the perfect fairytale, complete with her prince and a happily-ever-after. But what happens when an unexpected guest shows up, intent on getting what was once promised to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Living the Dream by AlyssaLutz reviews
Small town girl Bella Swan has a dream to make it big. It comes easier to her than it does to most. After being casted into the soon to be movie 'The Lovely Bones' she finds herself in the world of interviews and autogrpahs. Definetly a ExB fic. R&R! OOC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Clear Plastic reviews
Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
Full Moons by CatchingtheMoonlight reviews
Bella is in love with Edward, her best friend. What happens if something happens to Edward? If Bella finds that familiar, paler face years later, when it shouldn’t exist? They both have choices to make, and all choices won't be easy-Better than I can word
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,806 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Great Escape by BroodyBrittney23 reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Planning To Fall In Love With His Assignment.. CURRENTLY BEING EDITED, SO ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of my Soldier by Emmeline Rose reviews
It is the year 1939, and life is perfect for the newlywedded Edward and Bella. Too perfect. When World War II breaks out and a draft calls Edward into duty, their lives are shattered. What will Bella do when Edward's letters suddenly come to an end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,834 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mission Impossible by xxsparklesnick reviews
It was one mission. The easiest mission yet, and he even had a further motivation. The job description was simple: kill Isabella Swan, or be killed yourself. Cut and dry, black and white. How he could screw that up, he didn't know. E/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
A Week at HellMart by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beautiful War by The Literature Dragon reviews
1700’s Bella’s French, Edwards British, the war that lasted 7 years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty of Uncertainty by Twicebitten reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie set sail for the cruise of a lifetime around the Caribbean. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are aboard the same ship. Will it mean love for them all? R&R! AU. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Torture by Insanity's Partner reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Lemon by Insanity's Partner reviews
Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me by Insanity's Partner reviews
Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Airport Fluff by Insanity's Partner reviews
What was Edward's POV when he found Bella wasn't at the airport? What would have happened if Bella had been at the airport? Two seperate One Shots. BxE :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Staring At You by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Then, Jessica whispered something in my ear so forbidden by some invisible, unspoken rule, that when she hissed it under her breath, it shocked me to no end. It left me frozen in my seat. I couldn’t breath. “Edward Cullen is staring at you." New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
The Girl Who Cried Lipitorious by moosie49 reviews
Renesmee makes up a word that has everyone confuzzled and she gives each person a new meaning to the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alice Kissed a Girl by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
Jasper hears Alice singing and jumps to conculsions, hilarity ensues. T for suggestive material.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward:Forever Starcrossed by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
The Princess fell for the knight,but their love was a forbidden one starcrossed from the beginning.No one must know of these secret affections, lest the knight be killed.But she is now betrothed to a prince.Lies are told hearts are broken, lives are taken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swim Team by your royal highness reviews
Pre-Eclipse, Post New Moon Angela signs Bella up for the walk-on, high school swim team. The new coach has the hots for Bella, and at the first meet, Bella's life is threatened. What will Edward do? How far will he go to protect the one human he loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,991 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by sylamesio123 reviews
Bella Swan has always been average. Her best friend is Alice Cullen. Alice Cullen has a brother—Edward. He is a total jerk. Bella hates Edward because he and her used to be best friends, but then he became popular by becoming quarterback and abandoned her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lava Lamp by Saiyachick reviews
For once, Edward's fascination was the cause of Bella's harm. In response to Eowyn77's Danger Magnet Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Enchantments by Nicolllette13 reviews
Bella and Alice Swan have met the new guys at Forks High. Bella feels a strong connection with Edward while Alice is determind to get them together. But Bella's ex, Jacob Black wants her back. Can they find love without being torn apart? first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,012 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Party by your royal highness reviews
AU Bella knows that Edward needs to go hunting, and, seeing no danger, he leaves Bella alone for the weekend. Jacob calls her at the last minute and invites her to a party where she gets drunk. Will Edward be able to save her? What about Jake?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Sneaking a Look at Bella's Diary by lbj reviews
Edward is in Bella's room one night when he sees her journal sticking out from under her pillow. He begins to read....find out what happens. Between Twilight and New Moon. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Cullens Play Sports by Randomness is Bliss reviews
What happens when the Cullens play sports other than baseball? Read here to find out! Characters just a little OOC R&R! A/N: This is on permanent and forever hiatus. I just keep this story around for laughs and to keep me humble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett
The Demise of Emmett Cullen's Eyebrows by abroadwayluver reviews
Emmett plays with a pair of tweezers. Stupidity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Supernatural by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
A songfic for the song, Supernatural by Flyleaf. I don't own the song by Flyleaf or Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Sleeping Bella's Lie by your royal highness reviews
While Edward is out hunting with Jasper, Emmett is in charge of watching Bella while she sleeps. EdwardXBella, EmmettXRosalie, AliceXJasper, BellaXEmmett friendship Three-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Cullen Musical by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
Title sounds stupid, but its just a working title till we can come up with something betterCullens singing everywhere Alice goes! What has the world come to! Funny, short probably 8 or 9 chapters. Please read & Review! Flames accepted! Rated T just in cas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through My Eyes by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
What would you do, if you had a chance to save someone's life? If you only had seconds to save someone's future when you think that all hope is lost? When it's already too late? An Alice oneshot. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The magic of wish making by I wanna buy a life please reviews
Edward and Bella are bounded together by a single wish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Get Down by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Bella gets a little package in the mail from her mother. Wonder what could be in that box...? Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Survival of the Smartest by The Green One reviews
Bella and Edward have always been put against each other to see "who's smarter" and that rivalry generated apparent hatred. Now they need to work together on a major competition. Do these two truly hate each other, or is there something else? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Safe Unsafe by kittensandcombatboots reviews
Sequel to Misplaced Affections. AU/All Human. Set nine months after the Cullens move to Forks. Everything is changing and no one can keep up. All they can do is hold on to each other and hope they make it out alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
An Arrow of Love by May4192 reviews
In 1820's, Edward is this coldhearted man who does not believe in love. Bella is a helpless maiden who is running away from Mike Newton, the man that her stepmother wants her to marry. Will Edward and Bella get hit with Cupids arrow? Both humans. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,646 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Her Hidden Demon by yoyoente reviews
Bella finally loses her temper with Edward and other people. Just how scary can a human be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Misplaced Affections by kittensandcombatboots reviews
AU. Bella, Jasper, and Rosalie's lives all become much more complicated after the Cullen family moves to Forks and shakes up their lives. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,535 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Don't Kill the Cullen by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
Sequal to Don't Kill the Human! The Cullens are visting the Volturi, but what happens when the Cullens have a way of ticking of Volturi members? Rated T just to be safe. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Congratulations by GOLD fish 945 reviews
My mind it kinda goes fast. I'll try to slow it down for you. I think I'd love to take a drive. I want to give you something I've been wanting to give to you for years. ExB Alice never had the vision, Edward never went to the Volturi. Bella's wedding day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Emmett vs The Mower by Rosalie McCarty reviews
A silly one-shot. It's Emmett's turn to mow the grass... but who has the patience for that? Just silly good fun.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
A Flash of Silver by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
I had just seen something that I never thought I would see again in my life. I flash of silver. A Volvo. To be more accurate, a stupid, shiny, silver Volvo. New Moon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
I'll Be Your Lullaby by LilyAlice reviews
Edward's POV of 'It All Falls down'. First, Sixth, ninth and fourteenth chapters up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Edward goes to a small, unpopular coffee shop every day at exactly 8:30 A.M. He is always served by the same girl and sits down in the same spot in the corner armchair. He loves that little shop. But is it really the shop he loves, or the girl? All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ruminations by thesunshinekid reviews
Angela has always been very observant.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Secret by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is my Valentines Day special story. Edward Mason recieves a Valentine Card from a girl named Secret. Now he has to find out who Secret is. I'm horrible at Summaries...just read it. All human- oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Bella's RAZR by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the third in my Twilight commercials series. Bella has to reach the clock tower by noon...if i say anymore it will ruin it. :D oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cherub by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Impossible Love by your royal highness reviews
AU Derek is a poor boy, Casey is a rich girl. To make Casey love him, Derek tells her that he is rich. As they fall more in love, will Derek tell her the truth, or will he keep lying? And when Caseys dad wants Derek gone will he use more drastic measures?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Kill The Human by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Sin City Sinners by My-Bella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 290 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Under the shade I will flourish by Sweet123 reviews
Isabella is kidnapped from Belize. She is sold to the Cullen Family as a slave. A rich family known for its seduction,power,and looks. What befalls Isabella? Slow start Powerful finish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Don't break up the Band! by My-Bella reviews
EBA Rules! At least according to its founding members - Alice, Emmet, and Bella. The Cullen household will never be the same after this night of karaoke and costumes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Karaoke with the Cullens by BiteMe1918 reviews
On a boring day in Forks, what will Alice come up with to spice up the fun? Karaoke, of course. Please R&R. Flames accepted and appreciated. Rated T just in case. My first Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Blood Drive by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Out by Simply Kiwi reviews
A oneshot in which Emmett describes the greatest mistake of his life . . . letting Edward leave.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Game by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella goes to a forks high football game with the cullens. No one ever said vampires couldn't like football too. Who will she meet there, and why does the other team want her in their cheering section? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Trivial Pursuit: The Deluxe Edition by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What do the Cullens do when Emmett is bored? Play Trivial Pursuit of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Japanese by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Alice is very hyper one day in the car as they're driving through Japan, and then once more as their unpacking. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Just As You Wished by Eowyn77 reviews
An observer's POV in the Volterra town square. For Alcyone's challenge in Silly Bella's Twilight Challenges Forum to write a half flash fic of exactly 55 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
How Do Angels Die? by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Country Charm by twilightfanatic reviews
Edward's hired as a farmhand for the Swan's. Their in desperate need of help after Charlie's stroke and Renee dying just a few years ago. But the story changes as these two are thrown apart and they fight to get to each other. ExB present day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,791 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity To Be Free by Annilaia reviews
This is a collection of oneshots while I prepare for greater stories. Mostly in Edward's point of view with strong influences from songs. Now Playing: Jessica's Kitten
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
No Way by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward has some explaining to do after he spends the night alone with Bella. My first attempt at Rosalie's POV. I hope I did her justice!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe It's Fate by kittensandcombatboots reviews
Yet another Bella and Edward as humans story. Edward and Alice move to Forks after their adoptive father marries. Bella lives with her best friend Jasper. AU Hopefully, it's not too OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,632 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Serpent and Sparrow by Eowyn77 reviews
Summary: Drabble inspired by the imagery in Twilight on page 264. Because sometimes we forget...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Fateful by Eowyn77 reviews
What on earth was Edward thinking when he sneaked into Bella's bedroom for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Breakfast by Eowyn77 reviews
This was my fluff and nonsense entry for the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Twilight site. To my utter amazement, I placed, taking third. As always, thanks goes out to my lovely beta MotherofaBella. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Cullen Lightsaber Fun! by TwilightsVampyre reviews
What happens when Emmett comes across George Lucas' [creator.director of Star Wars] yard sale! ::insert giggles here:: Read, laugh a little, and leave a pretty review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
I Love You More by sillybella reviews
Will Edward ever understand how much Bella loves him? Oneshot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
How to Love a Guy you Hate by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a Journalist in New York. She hates guys who make a move on her without knowing her, she can't stand guys who are well idiots, but for some reason she can't let go of Edward Cullen, but she really hates him, why can't she leave him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
This Is How It's Gonna Be by Secretly Rotten reviews
AU: Bella is a vampire who comes to visit the Cullens. What if Bella decided to play hard to get with Edward and made him work for her love? Whould he do it? Read to find out! CHAPTER 20 IS NOW UP! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,642 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
I Loathe You by twilightfanatic reviews
Bella hates males. Every since Renee died from Phil killing her, she doesn't trust anyone, any male that is. She's been let down by Charlie and everybody else. What else is she to do, but hate males? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,892 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Everlasting Scars by twilightfanatic reviews
What if Alice never told anybody about her vision? She never came back to help Charlie. Edward never went to the Volturi. But he did come back, just not soon enough. JxBxE NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,974 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Come Dancing by sillybella reviews
Edward loves to dance. Bella wants to make him happy. Occurs between Twilight and New Moon. Fluff. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Her Worst Nightmare by sillybella reviews
A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
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Making Fun of When I Became a Princess reviews
This is some extras and some over done bits from my own story. This is also me making fun of my own story. Don't be offended. So...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
When I Became a Princess 2 reviews
Rosalie's life isn't perfect anymore. She hates her boyfriend, her parents are dead, and she has to see Bella and Edward happily in love every day. On top of that, she's making the wedding arrangements. You don't have to read When I Became a Princess. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Rosalie
Masquerade reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
When I Became a Princess reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Not So Secret Life of a Hollywood Starlet reviews
Bella is the it girl in LA. She goes to Seattle for lunch with her bro. She soon finds out that she's stuck in Seattle. When Bella makes the life-changing decision to go to college, what will happen? And what will happen when she meets Edward Cullen? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
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