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Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon.

Hello, my name's valeforXD - but you can call me Vale for short! I mean, if you want. It's not like I'm forcing you. Maybe this relationship is going too fast.

I write Pokemon fanfiction - that is to say, I did. I haven't written in a very long time, at least a year and two months. But I'm hoping to get back into writing again after such a long hiatus, as after all, I once said that I would never give up on my fanfic until it was done and dusted. Starting in January 2015, I hope to start releasing regular updates again, so here's hoping that happens!

Apart from writing, I'm also a let's player, as part of a group called The Acquaintances, where I play games with my friends (ironically) Dylbert and Nick. What's more; I'm also hoping to get a personal YouTube channel started in the coming months, ones where I release video game reviews, retrospectives and top 10's - in a similar style as JonTron and Caddicarus and Brutalmoose and whatnot. There's links down below; once again, I'M NOT FORCING YOU BUT YOU SHOULD DO IT!

You want more? Okay, then.

Age: 22, going on 12.

Gender: Male. My long, flowing chestnut has disappeared once again, confirming my masculinity.

Habits: -Making fun of my mistakes in Divine Intervention

- Putting a 'whatever' after two words/phrases/whatever that have a slash between them... Yeah, like that!

- Using (expletive) in place of swear words

- Pissing Tanon off

- Screaming like a fan girl when ScytheRider updates

- Somehow getting interrupted by something major before I can upload new chapters - moving house, doing the HSC, that kinda stuff

Hometown: Looks a bit like Kamina City (if you squint really hard and stick your head in your t-shirt)

Favourite song: It's a very strange tie between ACIDMAN's World Symphony and the Zinnia battle theme from Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire.

Currently listening to: Bit of everything! Ranging from the RWBY soundtrack to Coheed and Cambria to SikTh.

Currently watching: Attack on Titan and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood! I am so behind with the times.

Favourite games: Rock Band 3, obviously! But... Shovel Knight, Dragon Quest VIII, Pokemon games, Forza 4, Wind Waker, ModNation Racers and Super Smash Bros. Wii U as well.

Currently playing: Rock Band 3 - as ever - but also Shovel Knight, Super Smash Bros for Wii U, Pokemon OR/AS, Alice: Madness Returns, and Tomba!

Favourite colour: Lime green, not that that's necessary information.

Divine Intervention

Current status: Discontinued (more info below)

Summary: Set during the Diamond/Pearl games, the plot falls around Cyrus and his bumbling Team Galactic grunts trying to create their new world - but they're going about it a slightly different way this time. First off, they unleash a toxin into the air that creeps into the bodies of sleeping humans and slowly turns them into Pokemon, rendering them somewhat hapless. Then, they steal all the natural-born Pokemon, leaving the trainers to fend for themselves in their new foreign bodies.

In theory, it was a good plan - but they never counted on a 16 year old named Aaron to be turned into a Pikachu, thus awakening the power of the Annulment. The legendary Pokemon Kyogre tells him he can use this power to erase Cyrus from existance. And so he sets off on his little journey, with best friends Luke the Treecko and Nick the Totodile (also Dylan and Dylbert) to bring Team Galactic to their knees and bring peace to the world!

Of course, this kinda thing always comes at a price, doesn't it?

- The fic was originally named The Mishaps and Marvels of Aaron the Pikachu, but due to the length of the title, it had to be changed. Soon the name Divine Intervention was dubbed.

- The title Divine Intervention was dubbed for subtly obvious reasons, but the name actually came from Dragon Quest VIII: Divine Intervention is the name of one of Angelo's spells, which lowers a group of enemies' resistance to magic.

- A fair few characters are actually OCs created by Jenakin Ramsobi (Dewey), nickioli13 (Nick), Luke (Luke - not on this site), DYLB3RT1993 (Dylbert), and KinkedSpawn (Dylan). Many more are still set to feature.

- The mechas that appear from Chapter 25 onwards are nods to anime Gurren Lagann - as are many of the quotes, and even a character.

- Divine Intervention celebrated its second birthday on the 2nd October - with lots of Coke and nachos, might I add!

- Just for anyone who didn't figure it out - the presidential candidates in Chapter 38 are pretty obvious nods to Barack Obama and John McCain. Even though they are out of character, I bet that's how McCain felt afterwards.

- Originally, Divine Intervention started out as probably the corniest self-insert in the entire world of fanfiction. The first step on the road to recovery is admitting it! (Mind you, this was long before any of this was actually posted. Now, the only resemblance any characters have to their owner is their taste in music - which explains why Aaron is wearing the Dethklok shirt in Chapter 35 and 36.)

- Russell's owner, Russell, actually paid me to be in the fic. Boy, did he get ripped off.

UPDATE: Sometime last year, I made an announcement that I would not be updating Divine Intervention any further, due to two things; I ran the narrative into the ground, and I had a YouTube channel to maintain. Now, as of August 2016, I just want to let you all know that there is a new-and-improved version of Divine Intervention in the works!

It's COMPLETELY rewritten to the point where it may as well be a different story! Very few of the original characters appear, it's a mostly different plot, and characters are much more fleshed out and less one-dimensional - for example, Aaron is no longer a stupid little crybaby and Luke actually has a personality other than "Aaron's my friend and I'll protect him from anything". I want to have the vast majority of the story planned out and a few chapters written before I even start uploading it, and that's still a while away, but I just wanted to put this here so at least someone gets the message that I haven't given up on just yet!

Thanks to everyone who read the original, and hopefully the next one will be way better than that steamy pile of poop I started writing seven years ago. Wow, it's been seven years...?

Little Red Riding Charmander

Status: Complete

Summary:Little Red Riding Charmander goes on a trip through the woods to deliver a basket of protein to Grandma Charizard, only to be intercepted by the Big Bag Mightyena. Luckily, they're all saved by Captain Falcon in the end!

- The idea for this little dememted one-shot came from Aaron's retelling of the classic fairy tale in Chapter 9 of Divine Intervention. It was so demented, I even got a review from Farla - though I somewhat respect her as a reviewer, and find most of her points valid, she found it necessary to apply them to LRRC. Unnecessary much?


Status: Complete

Summary: Aaron purchases a smoke alarm, which annoyingly shouts ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWUH! constantly when it malfunctions. Warning: TWILIGHT REFERENCES.

In my reviews, for no hugely apparent reason, I use a rating system, in which every story/chapter gets a rating out of [10]. This is the rating scale:

[0] - Dear god, it's My Immortal all over again!

[1] - Please tell me you have a day job of some sort.

[2] - Needs some serious freaking improvement.

[3] - There's a story in there somewhere, I'm just struggling to see it amongst all this... I don't know what it is.

[4] - Getting there. Slowly.

[5] - Anything that gets a [5] or above is deemed readable. [5] just usually means only to a select audience, because it might not make a lot of sense to other readers.

[6] - Fans of the genre/series look no further. Others, look at your own risk.

[7] - Perfectly readable and understandable. If you've reached this milestone, consider yourself (somewhat) awesome.

[8] - Those who reach an [8] are very good authors, to put it plainly. Keep writing and striving for an even higher score! (apparently, I'm an [8])

[9] - Near-immortal status. Most everybody will enjoy this.

[10] - The Kamina of stories; the pinnacle of masculinity! Or in this case, fanfics.

Feel free to PM me, too! I love talking to new people.

Divine Intervention!
For when you have problems with your shedding pussy!

(Find valeforXD at: (Here you'll find video game reviews, top 10's, and a short parody series entitled "Everything Wrong with Ratchet and Clank"!)

(Where you can find all mah journals about stuff, also drawings)

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A Pikachu Called Green by RuAlf reviews
When Green was changed into a little Pikachu, who came to his aid? Red did... Still, there's one problem, a BIG problem. Red does not know that his Pikachu is actually him and it leads Green to something that even bigger than him transforming into a pokemon...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 13h - Published: 10/8/2012 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 133 - Words: 190,209 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/1/2012
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 92 - Words: 734,817 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike, Raichu
Pokémon on Facebook? by Midori12 reviews
So...what if everyone in the world of Pokémon had a Facebook? That would mean Ash would have contact with all of his friends at once. And the madness ensues! Includes PokéAni and PokéSpe characters. IMPORTANT - See chapter 17 for details on process of this story
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,419 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
Life as a pikachu by PikaCuddle reviews
Maurice is a boy that loves pikachu. One day Oak asks him for help with some research... In a very special way...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,519 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Pikachu, Pichu
Nothing is Perfect by Tanon reviews
A boy is nearing his death when he swaps places with 'himself' from another world to save his family. Why? TF/Reborn. Mostly original characters, but some canon characters. Slight AU. COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 222,222 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Charmander/Hitokage, Taillow/Subame - Complete
Unintended Complications by Espeonage Espeon reviews
That day... It was supposed to be normal. It was supposed to let me live my life in peace. It was not supposed to kill Mew. It was not supposed to kill me. It was never supposed to turn me into a Pokemon to atone for a crime I did not commit; atone for the crime of killing Mew. That day truly had Unintended Complications. I certainly didn't intend for all this to happen.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,155 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi, Eevee/Eievui, Shinx/Kolink
Pokémon Transformation Chronicles by Ryu the Weredragon reviews
A collection of stories based in the Pokémon Anime universe, where characters from the show are transformed in some physical way. MultiAuthor, some restrictions apply. R&R Please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 412,641 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2005
POKEMON: pOKEMON CHAMPION by ScytheRider reviews
A badfic. Chapter 1: Nash Fetchum starts his journey to be become POKEMON CHAMPION, but something is haunting him? Chapter 2: mew2 wants to destroying all huamity except for one girl what will he do? Chapter 3: THE LAST FINAL IS UPON. Will history repea
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Encounter by Tanon reviews
A new and slightly overenthusiastic trainer has an encounter that forces him to reconsider things. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Deoxys - Complete
The Pokémon Project by ShadowOfTheAuthor reviews
A TF fic. An orphan boy named Maxwell is offered the choice of a lifetime: To willingly become a Pokémon in the name of science. Will he do it? And will he become friends - possibly even family - with the others that took that chance? Please R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,275 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011
Forever Legendary by Shaded Skies reviews
The brash Pikablu hunts down Legendary Pokémon in the hopes of becoming one himself. Even with powers beyond that of any regular Pokémon and two comrades to constantly screw around with, his lighthearted demeanor belies something far more sinister...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,358 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Pikachu, Celebi, Kabutops, Gallade/Erlade - Complete
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Convergence by Fliptailser reviews
Ray L. Teraza, a young Trainer from Hoenn, must stop his world from colliding with another—one in which no humans exist. As both worlds get caught up in the fight for either independence or convergence, Ray must make the hardest decision of his life.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: A Novelization by Gamerfan411 reviews
Alex is originally a human being. The story of his adventure as an electric mouse. A retelling of the game's events with some of my own twists. The last chapters are pretty dark in nature and there's plenty of violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,255 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Pikachu, Eevee/Eievui - Complete
Pokémon creepypasta stories by Pokemon121121 reviews
This is a collection of Pokémon horror stories. The stories are much better then the title and summary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,914 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: The Spirit of a Hero by Axehandle reviews
The Order, a mysterious group of Pokemon, killed a hero in the past to achieve world dominance. In the future, a group of seven are 'chosen' to find the Time Gears and 'right' the past. With this task, they set out, avoiding capture and execution.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Charizard/Lizardon, Cubone/Karakara
Feral Game by Syrynn Ebonpaw reviews
Dylan Jones is in deep trouble. He's been kidnapped by Team Galactic, turned into a Pokemorph, and forced into a conflict that could threaten the very freedoms of the entire world. He'll need all the help he can get to keep evil from taking over...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
A little service by Bored out of my head reviews
When Steve, a pokemon hating kid, accepts a dare to go into the forbidden forest, he finds himself meeting and insulting mew! TF fic! I changed the name from servous, service & nervous, to service because no one got the conection there... please enjoy it!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,665 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Mew, Celebi
The Greatest Reborn Story Ever by srgeman reviews
This story is the single greatest story ever written about reborns! Well, it might actualy be a parody.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010
Unown Speaker by Azure Butterfly reviews
A strange being offers Red an opportunity. He is transformed into something else... but not in the way that you might expect.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Red, Unown/Unknown - Complete
Legends of Existence by Finalsmasher13 reviews
I abused and ignored my pokemon, and now I've been reborn into the body of one. Now, as I adjust to my new life, a greater evil emerges...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,840 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009
DERP Guess Who? by hajikurazaki19 reviews
This is stupid, but I had to. : thirty words of stupidity.
Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Run for the Sun by OneMillionReasons reviews
Arc 2 begins in chapter 9! What does the Bender want with Tyler and can Tyler get to Ho-oh to recover himself before it's too late? TF Fic, OCxOC, Rated for violence. Regular summary on chapter 1.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Eevee/Eievui
Paul and the Rage of Ninetales by Azure Butterfly reviews
Paul angers a Ninetales. Will this be the end of Paul? A very dramatic story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Paul/Shinji, Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
Drew's Jounrey: A RebornContestshipping Fic by Waveripple of Team Sunrise reviews
After return home to LaRousse, Drew is killed and reborn as a Teddiursa, and now he has to find May to return to his human form. Only problem is, he's small and fuzzy... Contestshipping. Rated T for cursing. Read & Review, please?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 45,616 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Dylbert and the Forbidden Spring by DYLB3RT1993 reviews
A bunch of trainers switch bodies with their Pokemon. Pretty self-explanetary, I think. Collaboration with valeforXD who cant think of an original name so he steals from final fantasy
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Chimchar/Hikozaru, Buizel/Buoysel
A Little Night Music by srgeman reviews
My name is Angela, and when I died, I thought my life was over. Little did I know my new life would begin, and I would travel the region with strange people while someone tries to kill me. What fun
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 357,904 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Sparking Chaos by DarkPokemonLover reviews
Rick Tortoas always wanted to understand the mind of pokemon. When his curiosity made him become a pikachu by accident, he may get his chance... but at a price.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,608 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Transformation:Quarantine by Jonesycat79 reviews
Cindy, a Pokemon trainer who has just arrived to Hoenn during the outbreak of the original virus, is struggling to understand what is going on. Why were her pokemon confiscated from her? What are these so-called “quarantine procedures?" TF spin-off.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,607 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
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Divine Intervention reviews
You've turned into a Pokémon, like the rest of the world. You're given the power of the Annulment, the power to erase any one person from existence, at a cost. Do you take the chance? Aaron, a human-turned-Pikachu, asks himself that question as he journeys with his friends and the Crusaders to stop Team Galactic for good. CHAPTER 46: AS OF AUGUST 2016 I AM WORKING ON A NEW FIC
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 160,571 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Pikachu, Treecko/Kimori, Emolga/Emonga, Dewott/Futachimaru - Complete
The FIGHT THE POWER Conundrum reviews
When Aaron purchases a particularly annoying smoke alarm that never shuts up, his friends go insane. The result of boredom, an annoying smoke alarm of my own, and an obsession with Gurren Lagann.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Little Red Riding Charmander reviews
Little Red Riding Charmander goes to her Grandma Charizard's house, gets attacked by the Big Bad Mightyena and gets saved by Captain Falcon? Based on Aaron's retelling of the fairy tale in Chapter 9 of Divine Intervention. badfic? I can't really tell DX
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
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