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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1675082, Profile Updated: 01-09-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Dead Poets Society, and Mighty Boosh.

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Likes: Blue and yellow crayons, Music, movies, paperclips, The Mighty Boosh.

Dislikes: Cold knees, farms, crappy adverts, papercuts, waking up early.

My Stories:

Surviving
Summary:
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events

Forever Begins Now
Summary:
Oneshot, Jacob/Alice. I was reading Breaking Dawn and I was thinking how awesome it would be if Jacob and Alice got together so here ya are... Warning: Slightly Lemonish and possibly the worlds cheesiest ending.

Lifes Most Important Lessons
Summary: This is a list of 100 things I've learned from the movie Dead Poets Society. Enjoy.

The Cookie Jar
Summary:
Vince can't resist the temptation of Howard's cookies. Not Howince, despite how suggestive the summary sounds


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Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
The Exchange by theSilence reviews
DM/HP. When Harry drinks a potion that he created with Neville Longbottom, he goes through a HUGE change. And in the process, he makes new friends, faces new challenges, and even falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 152,288 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort by Hermione's-Purple-Quill78 reviews
Bella is fed up with Voldemort's slack, and decides to make a list of things she needs to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Passage of Time by crysta656 reviews
He was gone, leaving her changed and alone. All that remained was a broken dream and a shattered heart. A Jasper/Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,243 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
50 ways to piss off Dracula by Roux Barcelone reviews
The title states it. Beware of the Counts wrath!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Happily Never After by Suchan and Twelve reviews
AU. Take a trek back in time to the middle ages where a servant has fallen in lurve with one of the upper class...Slash herein. Thou hast been warne'd. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Whispers Through the Door by BlueberryPancakes reviews
Snape accidentally overhears a conversation between Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco behind closed doors
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Cookie Jar reviews
Vince can't resist the temptation of Howard's cookies. Not Howince, despite how suggestive the summary sounds.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Lifes Most Important Lessons reviews
This is a list of 100 things I've learned from the movie Dead Poets Society. Enjoy.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Surviving reviews
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Forever Begins Now reviews
Oneshot, Jacob/Alice. I was reading Breaking Dawn and I was thinking how awesome it would be if Jacob and Alice got together so here ya are... Warning: Slightly Lemonish and possibly the worlds cheesiest ending.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Alice - Complete