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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1675082, Profile Updated: 01-09-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Dead Poets Society, and Mighty Boosh.

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Likes: Blue and yellow crayons, Music, movies, paperclips, The Mighty Boosh.

Dislikes: Cold knees, farms, crappy adverts, papercuts, waking up early.

My Stories:

Surviving
Summary:
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events

Forever Begins Now
Summary:
Oneshot, Jacob/Alice. I was reading Breaking Dawn and I was thinking how awesome it would be if Jacob and Alice got together so here ya are... Warning: Slightly Lemonish and possibly the worlds cheesiest ending.

Lifes Most Important Lessons
Summary: This is a list of 100 things I've learned from the movie Dead Poets Society. Enjoy.

The Cookie Jar
Summary:
Vince can't resist the temptation of Howard's cookies. Not Howince, despite how suggestive the summary sounds


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Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
The Exchange by theSilence reviews
DM/HP. When Harry drinks a potion that he created with Neville Longbottom, he goes through a HUGE change. And in the process, he makes new friends, faces new challenges, and even falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 152,288 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort by Hermione's-Purple-Quill78 reviews
Bella is fed up with Voldemort's slack, and decides to make a list of things she needs to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Passage of Time by crysta656 reviews
He was gone, leaving her changed and alone. All that remained was a broken dream and a shattered heart. A Jasper/Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,243 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
50 Ways to Make Dracula's Blood Boil by Roux Barcelone reviews
The title states it. Beware of the Count's wrath! Original title was changed to fit the guidelines of the website
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Happily Never After by Suchan and Twelve reviews
AU. Take a trek back in time to the middle ages where a servant has fallen in lurve with one of the upper class...Slash herein. Thou hast been warne'd. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Whispers Through the Door by BlueberryPancakes reviews
Snape accidentally overhears a conversation between Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco behind closed doors
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Cookie Jar reviews
Vince can't resist the temptation of Howard's cookies. Not Howince, despite how suggestive the summary sounds.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Lifes Most Important Lessons reviews
This is a list of 100 things I've learned from the movie Dead Poets Society. Enjoy.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Surviving reviews
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Forever Begins Now reviews
Oneshot, Jacob/Alice. I was reading Breaking Dawn and I was thinking how awesome it would be if Jacob and Alice got together so here ya are... Warning: Slightly Lemonish and possibly the worlds cheesiest ending.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Alice - Complete