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Author has written 9 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.

Name; Francesca.

Television!
-Monday;
-Tuesday;Sons Of Anarchy
-Wednesday; American Horror Story
-Thursday;
-Friday;
-Saturday;
-Sunday; Once Upon A Time

My parings for :

Lie To Me;
CAL/GILLIAN Loker/Emily

House;
House/Cuddy.

My pairings for SVU;
Elliot/Olivia.Olivia/Alex. Jo/Olivia

My pairs for Grey's Anatomy;
Calliie/ Arizona

My pairings for Desperate Housewives;
Mike/Katherine. Robin/Katherine. Bree/Katherine

My Pairing for Harry Potter;
Albus/Minerva.Severus/Hermione. MadameHooch/Severus

Pairing for Sons:
Gemma/Tig

Pairing for American Horror Story:
Jude/Monsigneur. Lana/Mary Eunice

Pairing for Once Upon a Time:
SwanQueen.

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Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Frustrated by prentiss-be-mine reviews
Regina's lust-filled fantasies of Emma are getting out of control. Even making her rethink her strict morals of sexual pleasure. SQ; T for now, M for later :) NOW RATED M :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Baby Its Cold Outside by Korderoo reviews
Just a fluffy Christmas piece inspired by the Christmas song "Baby Its Cold Outside"...when Regina calls Emma over on a winter night, she has a plan to ensnare a White Knight. Rating shifted to M for chapter 3 - please be warned if Remma smut offends you. :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Pierced by awomanontheverge reviews
A quick twinkle caught her attention and she furrowed her brow, sure she'd imagined it. Surely Madame Mayor of Storybrooke didn't have a… Regina shifted slightly on her toes and the metal flashed once more. Emma bit her lip. So she hadn't imagined it. Regina Mills definitely had a navel piercing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Waiting For Someone To Set The Scene by fictorium reviews
Regina arranges for Sidney to spy on Emma and collect evidence of bad behavior. Regina isn't expecting to find those pictures so... distracting.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Mom Swap by fictorium reviews
Regina has had enough of Emma Swan being held up as some perfect mother, without her doing any of the work. She makes an arrangement to change all that.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Move your Body by Ragged-Writer reviews
She never would've expected Regina Mills to be the one who paid for a lap dance. Rating: M for strip clubs and sex. Remma/SwanQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
The Parent Trap by LornaCat reviews
Mum and Dad are fighting, and the kids have had enough. Eli and Ria lure Cal and Gillian to the Cube and lock them inside until they work things out. Now updated with Ch 2: the morning after!
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Pearl Button by Savva reviews
Hermione's genuine smile of delight had surprised Severus. She was happy to see him...Hmm... How very odd and disconcerting. Highly disconcerting indeed. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and one naughty, naughty pearl button. AU.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Caught In The Act by HexxKitten reviews
**STORY COMPLETE** SS/HG Teacher and Student are 'caught in flagrante' in the Potions Classroom... or are they... BDSM, Bond, Language, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, Spank adult story but not underage fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot as Ice by gidget89 reviews
Icetiems! Yes that's a summary. Cal Gillian ice smut. PWP.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
A Question of by fallenAngel'sfic reviews
CG. An undercover assignment raises some questions...
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Sweet Like Chocolate by fallenAngel'sfic reviews
CG. An interesting find leads to some interesting times...
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
All things which are Caesar's by gidget89 reviews
ATTHS. Like you all weren't WAITING for this. Post 3x05 SPOILERS OKAY? LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
All Tomorrows Come From Yesterdays by cheekybby reviews
Minerva is old, headmistress and not content. Wondering about things past, she toys with the possibility of going back and changing everything but when she gets there, does she have the guts to go through with it? Will her past self even believe herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
His Eulogy, Her Goodbye by Keppiehed reviews
Minerva saw a different side of Snape from the rest of the world. Will she share it, or keep her memories to herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Cat Prince by shadowycat reviews
Filch's desire to do magic inadvertently causes a rather drastic change of plans for Severus and Minerva. Set during the Christmas holidays at Hogwarts a year or two before Harry came to school. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has been working at Hogwarts longer than most, but certain thing still make her tick. The Marauders' and the Weasley twins are a few. Final update.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Kiss for the Win by No Place Like Home reviews
A staff orientation exercise goes very wrong ... or does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Poison by Shadow Padawan reviews
This thing between them is poison. Slash. Lucius/Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Of Cats and Capricorns by BellatriaMusica reviews
Severus has always hated birthdays, for the simple reason that they never seem to go particularly well. Voldemort might have made this one the worst yet, but Minerva has other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,284 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Upon Waking by MidnightOfTheSoul reviews
Cal Lightman imparts some wisdom to all of Foster's potential suitors.
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
No Idea by MidnightOfTheSoul reviews
Little did he know, she was the best sex he'd never have. *Loosely inspired by THE promo. C/G, G/OC*
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Compartmentalisation by emd4v15 reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR 2X12- SWEET SIXTEEN. THIS EPISODE WON'T BE SHOWN UNTIL MONDAY 14TH JUNE 2010. Eli visits Gillian in her office. They both need it, so why lie? She's always been good at compartmentalisation.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Gillian F., E. Loker - Complete
Whatever your twisted little mind desires by DaftPenguinofDoom reviews
A series of drabbles all attempted to be 100 words or less. Most of them are MMAD and all CAN be MMAD, but for some, you can use your twisted imagination to figure out what's happening andor who's doing what...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Everyone's Favourite by MinaRobins reviews
A romance blossoms in the workplace. And no one knows more than Eli Loker. Femslash Ria/Gillian Gillian/Ria
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Gillian F., R. Torres
He Has the Hots for You by Mariah94 reviews
This right here is what should have happened after PC.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
No Wonder I Fired You by Malad reviews
Andrea and Miranda meets at an art exhibition after Andrea has quit Runway, and the ground turns out to be unstable. Based on the movie, not the book. Femslash, Miranda/Andrea, Mirandy.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Subtext by VKlepto reviews
“That, Potter,” Snape spat as he brushed past the boy, “was the equivalent of walking in on one’s parents.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
What Are You Doing New Year's? by quiethearted reviews
Sometimes fear is the only thing standing in your way.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
We are an unfinished story by LightWoman reviews
A new case for the Lightman Group may draw Cal and Gillian closer... or push them further apart. Spoilers for season one. Callian.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
The Closet by Polgaria reviews
Miranda Priestly. Andy understood the dynamic. She knew she wanted to please Miranda, desperately craved her approval. Miranda was like that. Seductive. You wanted her to want you, even as you hated her. CANON for the MOVIE version. Please R&R
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Angry by ElfJet reviews
This is a Andy/Miranda paring -- apprently I have a thing for wall's . Full summary inside oh and review, thawt would make my day ;
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Briar Rose Wore Red by mrsreynolds reviews
Gillian is dragged out for the evening by the others, but where is Cal? Spoilerish for 'Sacrifice' xCallianx
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Dolores Bested by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Dolores makes a shattering discovering! MMSS but with a twist! ADMM as well
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Party, Christmas Eve, and Mistletoe by destiellove17 reviews
Just what the title says! Cal takes Gillian to the annual lightman group christmas party! lots of surprises, and yet the characters are still in character, so dont worry about OOCness! R&R Loves! ONE-SHOT. Callian and some Loker/Torres. COMPLETE
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Mistletoe by ChocoLover1331 reviews
It's Christmas night at the Lightman Group and Cal and Gillian are heading to Loker and Torres's party. What happens when they run into Loker in front of the elevator? Implied Loker/Torres.My first One-Shot.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Plane Embarrassing by tetleybag reviews
An overcaffeinated and underslept fanfic writer has a high-level encounter after publishing her first fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - R. Hooch, Minerva M. - Complete
Explicit Threats and a Piece of Parchment by lumos.maxima reviews
What happens when the Marauder's Map finds it's way into the hands of McGonagall? CHAOS. No pairing yet. Sequal up soon. beware the cerfuzzlement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - James P.
The InBetween by Quite Silent reviews
Gillian attempts a seduction. Just Fluffy, rated for implied sexuality. Enjoy!
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
no inkling by It's me get over it reviews
Just before an Order meeting Lily finds out what James and his friends had really been up to just before their Aurour graduation. And she doesn't like it. And why does McGonagall now avoid Sirius? Response to a challenge with mention of JP/LP FL/AL & AD/M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lily Luna P., Minerva M. - Complete
Allergies (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1990's: Minerva McGonagall suffers from an allergy that is most definitely NOT AMUSING. Edited June 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rubeus H., Minerva M. - Complete
Mistletoe by MirandaMinerva reviews
Post-film. Andy and Miranda realize their attraction for each other. After 'Perfume' but before 'Strong Women' and 'Miranda's Mother'
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Minerva in Heat by FlamingToads reviews
Minerva is in heat. Rolanda thinks it's funny. How will this effect Minerva and Albus. And who will be the first victim of Minerva's strange actions? Woo! Chapter 5 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Eight Gifts for Hanukkah by pokeitlikejello reviews
Huddy. It’s the holidays and House, of course, has his games.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Black Ice by ScarlettScribble reviews
Miranda ends up in a situation and only Andy can help her. How are they going to cope being trapped in Andy's flat as christmas approaches? M for sexual situations. Mirandy! COMPLETE
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dufrene Party of Two reviews
The title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by Phreakology reviews
Songfic parody, Avenue Q. Reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Heat by ForeverJulie reviews
Just a little something I wrote one night. AU
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Breakdown by pokeitlikejello reviews
House/Cuddy. They tell each other one fantasy, one hope, one regret.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
History of Man The Name by Alianne Potter-Black reviews
minerva Mcgonnagall reflects on the name of a future student and his namesakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Minerva M., Albus S. P. - Complete
These ain't a few of my favorite things by laylaorentea1985 reviews
The title speaks for itself! Read and Review Please :
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Badly Needed Potion by the goofball reviews
*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Be My Husband Just For a Few Days by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Clarisse needs a husband, because her exadmirer wants to date with her...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Old Ghosts II by Captain Weirdo reviews
Don't bother reading this one.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Old Ghosts by Captain Weirdo reviews
Slouchy little story about an afternoon at the beach. It's frightfully fluffy. Hope you enjoy it.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Beastly Impropriety by nymwise reviews
McGonagall accepts a little challenge from a colleague...Rated PG13 for alcohol use and referential nudity. Fluffy Femmeslash All Around!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
Holding Hands Against Their Will by Fin Ravel reviews
Snape and Hooch get in trouble with Dumbledore and McGonagall, so they spend the rest of the Christmas vacation under a strict 'like each other NOW' agenda.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
A Night By the Fire by EverTheDreamer reviews
Minerva McGonagall and Xiomara Hooch spend a quiet evening at home. But when the students are away, what do the teachers play? MMXH. One Shot. FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Tabby and Prongs, Jr by Jestana reviews
There are plenty of 'Snape-saves-Harry-from-the-Dursleys' fics, but what about McGonagall? Wouldn't she be a better choice? Here's a possibility. COMPLETED 9-29-03
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The Journal by history17 reviews
What happens when Hermione and Severus are each given a journal that lets them talk to each other, but they don't know they are talking to the other person, what happens when they find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
To Keep a Good Woman Down by DebbieB reviews
What happened when Caro found out her husband was gay? Character history, references the book. (Mild ff romantic contact, no real femmeslash.)
Divine Secrets of the YYS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2002
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The cure to a cold is friendship reviews
Shitty Title, HELP ME CHANGE IT. Regina is sick. She doesn't want to be taken care of or have company, but Emma isn't going to take no for an answer. Sorry if this is crappy, but I'm actually sick right now. Me SwanQueen feels all my meds I'm on THIS . Bare with me. Rated T ? idk.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
Curiosity killed the cat? We'll see reviews
Minerva confiscated a little black book from the Marauders. She's yet to know it's Tom Riddle's Diary. What will happen when she keeps contact with him? Will her curiosity manage to bring her harm or what she thinks is love? horrible summary, but read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Olivia's Dream reviews
Parody! Lame attempt at humor :
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - O. Benson - Complete
HELP! reviews
...but first, I need your help!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009
Experiencing Love reviews
Albus wants to share all of his memories with Harry. But there is one that has to be kept secret. there is another person involved in the memory and Albus wants them to be present. What will happen? r&r por favor..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
One fight, one kiss, one night reviews
“…Death Eater.” She knew those words hurt him more than anything else that could have been said, she saw it in his face. AU, I suppose. Rated M to be safe. SS/RH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Severus S., R. Hooch - Complete
I Think I'm Ready reviews
Olivia is ready to tell Elliot what happened in sealview.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Mama Mia MMADness! reviews
Hermione find Minerva's old journal. Spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Let The Games Begin! reviews
Humor Mostly. HINTS of e/o all fun and games though.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete