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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1675146, Profile Updated: 03-28-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hi everybody!

Name: I have no identity

Age: Immortal

Traits: Mysterious

Hobbies: Pass times

Favorite Colors: Colors

Favorite Bands: You'll get a sense if you read my stories


Here is a list of my life principals. Blunt, smart assed, and determined. My best traits! Ha ha.

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


My favorite quotes consist of something either romantic, sarcastic, or smart ass. Like me. Mwahaha

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." ~ Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"You are like ten different kinds of stupid." ~ Jake - Samurai Girl

"I say jump." "I say how high." "You don't say anything. You just jump." ~ Jake and Heaven - Samurai Girl

"And what a shame for I do dearly love to laugh." ~ Elizabeth Bennett - Pride and Prejudice Movie

"Oh, quite well is not very well; I'm satisfied." ~ Elizabeth Bennett - Pride and Prejudice Movie

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"A pigmy-puff, but I didn't say where." ~ Ginny - Harry Potter

"I dunno but I don't think it's pumpkin juice." ~ Harry - Harry Potter

"Bee in your bonnet Potter?" ~ the Sorting Hat - Harry Potter

"Your bird, he just caught fire." ~ Harry - Harry Potter

"A prius is not a car it is a lunch box. Did you know that when your driving down a highway and you stick your hand out the window the vehicle will turn?" ~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist. - Jeff Dunham

"I think my house is haunted." "Why?" "My wife is there. I open the door and all I hear is get out." ~ Walter and Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham

"So Walter how long have you been married?" "46 years." "And what was the happiest moment of your life?" "47 years ago." ~ Jeff Dunham and Walter - Jeff Dunham

"Women age like fine wine." "She's aging like milk." ~ Jeff Dunham and Walter - Jeff Dunham

"What would Jesus do? So I tried to turn her into fish. I stood there thinking BE GONE SATAN. HELLO SHAMU." ~ Walter - Jeff Dunham

"What is your title Nick?" "Well I guess you could consider it framing and dry walling." "Framing and dry walling? Got anything for that dumb ass? You know Nick we have jokes for Doctors, and Lawyers, even trash guys but the framing and dry walling guy. Not in our arsenal of snappy come-backs. And we're not going to bother going home and writing any because what are the damn odds now?" ~ Walter and Nick - Jeff Dunham

"Polish a turd, it's still a turd." ~ Peanut - Jeff Dunham

"Hey Peanut it's eight o'clock in the morning there's a lot of traffic out there, what's going on? It's eight o'clock in the morning. Everyone left the house at the same damn time. Back to you. Call me back at five thirty I'll tell you the same damn thing! Only guess what? They're going to other way!" ~ Peanut - Jeff Dunham

"The drive from the valley..." "Sucked like Hell" "The traffic..." "Was bad as hell." "The drivers..." "Were scary as hell." "Parking..." "Sucked more like hell." "So..." "We're in HELL! And these are our hell mates. Whenever someone tells ya to go to hell, we just gotta come right here." ~ Jeff Dunham and Peanut - Jeff Dunham

"Grown white men, going five hundred miles an hour, in a circle! What kinda three and a half hours is this; oh they're making a left turn and another left turn. And another left turn! Let's go to commercial and come back in ten minutes. You ain't gonna miss a damn thing!" ~ Sweet Daddy Dee - Jeff Dunham

"I was fixin' to come here, and I walked out the front door to come here, and I came here and I got here, and here I am." ~ Bubba J - Jeff Dunham

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" ~ Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" ~ Anonymous

"My father is semi-retired. He goes half-way to work, then he comes home." ~ Anonymous

"We just bought a new house. My husband calls it a 'fixer'upper.' I call it a piece of crap." ~ Anonymous

"Smoking kills. If you are killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ Brooke Shields

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." ~ Winston Bennett

“I’m here eleven days after the election. And I can feel the heat. It’s kinda like being in New York Square on New Years Day. Ya know, after everyone’s gone home and there’s garbage on the ground.” ~ Paul Rudd

“Being here now is like winning an Oscar. Well those technical Oscars they give out in hotels but it’s still and Oscar.” ~ Paul Rudd

“Being here hosting Saturday Night Live is like the ninth best moment of my life.” ~ Michael Phelps

“As my mother would say ‘God love him but he’s a raging maniac and a dear, dear friend’.” ~ impersonation of Joe Biden

“Ya know we’re gonna take every aspect of the crisis and look at it and then we’re gonna ask ourselves what would a Maverick do in this situation. And then ya know, we’ll do that.” ~ impersonation of Sarah Palin

“Mr. Castle please understand that if you get injured following detective Becket for research for your next book you cannot sue the city. If you get shot you cannot sue the city. If you are killed…” “My lifeless remains cannot sue the city.” ~ Chief of Police and Castle


Most of my copy and pastes involve falling, doing something stupid, or saying something bluntly. That's the best part of copy and pastes. Dignity get us nowhere in the land of humility.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more, Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

Help fight wizard illiteracy - Petition for English classes at Hogwarts.


Help fight wizard obesity - Petition for P.E. classes at Hogwarts.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

Fine:

The Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional


This isn't one of those fake, repost or your life will be a living hell things. It's just for you to read, and think of all the people that died that day, all the people that had loved ones and never said goodbye and for all the people who had to watch as their best friends, lovers too, died. I'm not asking you to repost this, you don't even have to cry, just keep this in your hearts and minds for the people that never got goodbyes.

Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


These are Dr. Laura's man rules.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports; it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 Colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A Color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .
18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. You have too many shoes.
21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
22. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.


Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


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The Dragon Lord's Son by TheNightFury reviews
AU, when Arthur was born, Ygraine didn't die, and Balinor was named the court sorcerer of Camelot. Shortly after Merlin is born though, Balinor and Hunith are killed, so Uther decides to take Merlin in as his ward.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 104 - Words: 153,538 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Some Assembly Required by mangaluva reviews
A general collection of MCU ficlets which may or may not be related. Most are Thor because I'm a mythology geek, some are related to the blog TheAvengersHeadcanons. All Tony Remembered has been moved here. NEW ONESHOT: Public Dangers. Captain America 2 spoilers ahoy.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Illusions Of The Father by V.Evergreen reviews
Just because they grew up in the backseat of the Impala doesn't mean that they didn't grow up. A look through the intervening years. Violence warning.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., John W. - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War by Hain degistirildi reviews
One shots about Edmund and Peter. Rated T for some violence/language. Brotherfics
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Figures in the Night by Lazuli Quetzal reviews
Arthur is frustrated with the new trainees, but when he sees the expert knife-thrower out in the night, he's determined to find him. BAMF!Merlin, no slash unless you squint
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Walls and Scars by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to On Shaky Ground! As an army of sorcerers marches on Camelot, Merlin scrambles to come up with a defense strategy. In the meantime: Arthur, newly enlightened about the identity of the mysterious "Emrys," finds hiding his knowledge a little more difficult than he originally anticipated. No slash, as always
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Using Modern Technology by SeductivelyDeductive13 reviews
All Tony wanted was a cup of coffee. All Steve wants is a newspaper. It's too early for this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The End Of The Beginning by V.Evergreen reviews
Merlin only went back to Camelot once, and even then he did not stay. The story of the intervening years. Set after series 5.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cottage Fever by Daughter of the Black reviews
The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Together by LarryJamesMalik reviews
What would happen if Peeta and Katniss were together before the games? How would that change things? First Fanfic!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20096 - Favs: 11,699 - Follows: 6,908 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Wings of a Butterfly by Ph0enix-Flyer reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Avengers, Assemble? by Fenix84 reviews
The Avengers reunite to save one of their own. However, things are not what they seem to be...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Things Married People Do by angel-death-dealer reviews
No one is quite sure at what point Natasha and Clint got married. In fact, everyone is quite certain that the two haven't even realised it for themselves.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stay With Me by angel-death-dealer reviews
Clint makes a sacrifice for Natasha that no one's ever made for her before, and it brings some startling revelations.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Making the Call by angel-death-dealer reviews
Phil Coulson been their handler for ten years and fifteen days when he has to make that call.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Waking by Skyelah reviews
Everyone has their own morning routine... Now a Teamfic, full of angst. BONUS CHAPTER! : Overcome
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Prodigy by dget reviews
Zuko has to face the fact that history seems to repeat itself - only this time, he's sitting on the other side of the flames. Maiko family oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Something Slow by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve isn't suicidal. All he does is look at the gun. That's all. He just looks.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Modern Day Emergency by V.Evergreen reviews
Pepper knew that Steve would respond to any emergency. She just didn't know that included what to do when someones hair won't co-operate. Friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Until Tomorrow by RafeDurk reviews
Darcy arrives in Meryton a month late because Georgiana requires his company in town. As a result Elizabeth and Darcy meet not at the assembly but under entirley different circumstances. One-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Biological Warfare by Nilly's Issue reviews
The Avengers get sick, so Steve takes care of his team. Or, my endeavor into this "Tony angst" idea, sprinkled with Steve-exhaustion.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Hand in My Direction by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve helps the Avengers. The Avengers help Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
But a Memory Revisited by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve, in a plane, hurtling towards the frigid ocean. Only this time he's not alone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Unexpected Depths by ShadeShifter reviews
or five times Steve surprised his teammates an one time he surprised Fury .
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Night Light by V.Evergreen reviews
There were many things Pepper supposed could annoy her about Tony Stark but it's just her luck that one thing that does is the one thing that he depends on. This time she's going to have to be the one to adapt.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Maybe It's Just Me by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am 16 years old. I live in District 12. My best friend has just won the 74th Annual Hunger Games. AU. Rating has changed to "M".
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,479 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fissure by Nilly's Issue reviews
He didn't think a nightmare could be this bad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Forty Winks in Forty Nights by Nilly's Issue reviews
The Avengers and their sleeping habits.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
To the Bone by Nilly's Issue reviews
Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Between by StarstruckLily reviews
"Bruce makes a comment in passing about how much time they spend together, thinking it odd that the partners wouldn't want to take advantage of being able to have some time alone, but Tony declares that SHIELD must brainwash the full-time agents so that they no longer have any concept of fun." My thoughts on what happened between the end of the battle and the end of the film.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Bloody, But Unbowed by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sometimes, John forgets that Sherlock is dead.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - John W. - Complete
One and Only by V.Evergreen reviews
Three one-shots exploring the lives of Harry, Ron and Hermione and what could have been if they were the only member of the golden trio to survive the war. Chapter 1- Hermione - "Nobody noticed her there until one day she wasn't." Chapter 2- Ron- "When he looked back, he always found it ironic that he was the one to survive." Chapter 2-Harry- "One truth remained; he was alone."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fluffernutter by tmntyyh reviews
Tony just wanted to show Steve some of the culinary delights that had been created over the decades. He never meant to accidentally almost-kill the guy. Warnings are inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Warning: Local Noise Ordinance by dhauren reviews
What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sparring Partners by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Knocking punching bags off their chains gets old after a while, and Steve needs to fight something that can fight him back. Thor/Steve friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Remembering Budapest by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Everything changed in Budapest, but nothing changed at all. Black Widow/Hawkeye
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by kikis2 reviews
Katniss never wanted children. She always knew they'd grow up in the shadow of the games. Even if they wouldn't get reaped, they'd still grow up in the presence of the Mockingjay and all the horror that entailed. One night at the Mellark's.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fighting the Darkness by Ulura reviews
Merlin has been missing a month and now he is back, barely alive will Merlin survive his injuries? And has the torture he had to live through finally pushed him over the edge? No Slash, Darkish fic Lots of Whump.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
The Secret Protector by Ulura reviews
Merlin is injured and presumed dead after defeating Morgana and her immortal army. Now that his friends think him dead Merlin cannot return to Camelot without Morgana coming after him, so he must find a new way to protect his friend and his prince.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Fine by clumsy.carrie reviews
Everyone always dies; it's Harry's motto. Acknowledging the truth is supposed to make it easier. But when Ginny hits her head, heavily pregnant with their kid, it's still hard, and Harry can only wait and hope she and the baby survive. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trembling by Militant Delusionalist reviews
Arthur hits Merlin in a fit of anger. No Season 4 spoilers. KMM prompt inside.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One More Turn by Noxialis reviews
Merlin's magic is exposed and he is assumed dead. But he can't just leave Arthur alone, so he disguises himself and returns to Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Saving a Friend by Ulura reviews
Merlin awakes in a cell, weak and bleeding with no memory of the last few days. Arthur searches for his lost friend but as Merlin begins to remember the days he lost, he wonders whether he can truly trust Arthur or call him friend anymore. Merlin Whump
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Lost Prince by Loopstagirl reviews
The day had been going so well for the ten-year old Prince. He should have known it was too good to last.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Spirit Sickness by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Children of the Forest. A strange sickness is claiming the lives of the Children of the Forest, Arthur, Merlin and Leon set off to find the cure but who is causing this? And how long will Merlin hold out before he too succumbs to the illness?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Lesson Learnt by Loopstagirl reviews
Uther is determined that Arthur will learn his place. Merlin doesn't approve, and decides to step in. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Children of the Forest by Ulura reviews
Children, said to be raised by spirits of the old religion are being hunted down for their magic along with the spirits who raised them. Arthur is conflicted and Merlin is hiding something important... Slight AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Takes Notice by Coat reviews
The first time James Potter noticed Lily Evans, she was threatening his best friend. And doing a damn good job of it as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Moment of Truth by TheNightFury reviews
When Arthur finds out about Merlins secret, things go from bad, to worse.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Mark of Royalty by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
AU. As a convoy of warriors arrive in Camelot; requesting free reign to continue to hunt a terrible beast, secrets will be revealed in the most shocking of ways. They say that the beast came to Camelot for a reason. And why is Merlin acting so nervous?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,963 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Quick and Easy by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin had no idea what it was the prince intended to do. "Arthur, you're hurting me."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Is Your Dream, Moony by gnbrules reviews
It was bad enough that Sirius was dead, so why did he have to keep turning up in Remus's dreams, to give him advice on things he obviously knew nothing about? Sirius/Remus friendship, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Damned Promises by bekah.jane reviews
Even after waiting seven long hours in a cold, miserable hospital, Sirius could not have been prepared for the extent of emotion his new godson would inspire in him. Post-Hogwarts Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
An Idiot By Any Other Name by Runey9 reviews
In which Merlin learns that while Arthur enjoys insulting him, he despises when others insult his court sorcerer. Set in that distant day when Arthur is king. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Meadows, Manners and Merlin by thunderful reviews
What might have happened if Elizabeth really was as good at reading people as she first seemed to think she was, if Darcy had better manners, and if there was a special friend to help them along...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,678 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Remus' two kids by raelynn gross reviews
Remus haas two kids. Be it one is 35 while the other is 15, but they still act like kids.His kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Elizabeth's Guardian Drake by thunderful reviews
Elizabeth has a special pet that helps her see Darcy in a new light.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Second Impressions by jvcla25 reviews
What if Mr. Darcy literally got off his high horse and confronted Mr. Wickham on the street in Meryton instead off riding away? How would that have changed things? A P&P short story.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
A Most Comfortable Pillow by thunderful reviews
Elizabeth finds herself a pillow that she is reluctant to part with.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
If only I had asked you by Flying with Fairies reviews
Lizzy speaks to Darcy at the Netherfield ball, after dancing but before the spectacle at dinner. She wants to hear his side of the story but gets more than she bargained for.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010
Because She Loved Him by thisbrokenheartedgirl reviews
Everyone in his life has left him at one point or another. It's his curse. When he falls for someone, he doesn't want to hurt her. He didn't want to face her crying and leaving him. So he leaves her first. Or at least, he tries to. T for swearing. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
First Kiss by littlebluedress016 reviews
"So, have you had your first kiss yet?" Lily and James were caught off guard by the unexpected question, while their friends desperately tried to know the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
The Curse's Origins by Sydelle Rein reviews
He couldn't let Arthur do this. The old sorceress was not in her right mind. She deserved pity, not death. That is, until she mentions a young woman she once cursed. Merlin's blood runs cold, and Arthur stares at him in confusion. Merlin/Freya, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 11,514 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Stay by ILikeToRhymeHerNameWithThings reviews
"There's nothing more I want than to sit here with you and never leave." "Then stay, Harry." Ginny whispered. "I promise, we'll stay here forever and never move. I promise we'll never move from this spot. Just stay and we'll never leave."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
There You'll Be by MuggleMomma79 reviews
The last battle has been waged between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle, and it took an irreversible sacrifice to stop the evil wizard's rule of the magical world. Now, weeks later, Ginny Weasley must learn to live without the man she has always loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What I'd do for my Brother by Queen Edmund Pevensie reviews
Edmund is afraid of thunder, and during class, a storm hits, causing Edmund to leave class. Peter comes to find him and they share a short moment. First one, K plus'cause I'm nervous. NO slash
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of History and Titles by peanutmeg reviews
Edmund will always defend Peter, even to a fellow king. A one-shot set during VoDT a combination of the book and movieverse . Brotherfic, but Peter makes a late appearance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Remedy Against Nightmares by Medea Smyke reviews
Katniss still suffers from nightmares years after the war. Peeta feels helpless, but a rememdy is closer than they realize. Family fluff and Mellark babies. Post-MJ one shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Ultra-Geek reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
Reverence by thunderful reviews
A married Darcy and Elizabeth reunite after a week apart. A fluffy one-shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
An Unequal Marriage by Jessy16 reviews
Takes place right after Elizabeth and Darcy are married. Chapter one sees them sitting in the carriage on their way to their honeymoon. What follows is a tale of misunderstandings, intrigue, angst, and most of all, love conquering all. Please review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,323 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Playing Godfather by JPLE reviews
James wants Sirius to accept his upcoming role as godfather. Sirius wants blueberry pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Redirection: A Second Chance by the-writer1988 reviews
Pettigrew is captured and Harry finally gains the family he deserves: his godfather, Sirius Black. But when darkness begins to grow, Harry discovers that his newfound happiness is shortlived. POA AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 269,035 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Honey Sweet by Lesalanna reviews
Peter is sick. What is Edmund going to do about it? And how do Professor Kirke, Lucy and Susan get involved? NFFR Secret Santa for Tonzura123. Oneshot, Siblingfic, Brotherfic. Set after LWW.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Heartbeat by Free-Yourself-x reviews
Charlie Weasley understands his twin brothers better than most. He watches Fred and George as they grow into adults, knowing that they not only hold each other up - they hold up the foundation of their family. DH spoilers! One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
The Fight for Harry's Life by Kendra James reviews
An alternative ending to DH. Harry walks to his death. Can his friends reach him in time? Will he survive? Sirius,Remus, Tonks are still in the land of the living.H/G, R/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,495 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 10,226 - Follows: 7,710 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Seeing Things Differently by bigger infinities reviews
All Lily was doing was staring at the fire. James would know, because he's been staring at her. What is Lily doing? James/Lily, T for cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warmth by shockin'blueeyes reviews
She has always been there, but you never noticed until today, when she found you shaking with cold and grief at Fred's grave, again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Messenger by Annwyd reviews
In the months before their daughter's birth, Katniss and Peeta travel to the Capitol. Chronologically the first story in the Iris timeline.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Musings of a Lonely Lizzy by AndYouThinkYouKnowMe reviews
FINALLY PART 3! Elizabeth Darcy muses during different parts of her marriage. The first as she awaits her husband's return and the second as she awaits a different special someone! Part 3 is a surprise! Just a little Lizzy & Darcy fluff really! *COMPLETE*
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,913 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Office Talking Points by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
Annie froze outside the room in time to hear, "Dude, Annie and Auggie are totally sleeping together. Have you ever watched them together? I'd bet you money on it." And maybe all she needed was an outsiders perspective to see what was there all along.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2010 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] - Complete
Netherfield Park Is Let At Last by mgrm9 reviews
Netherfield Park, a neighbouring estate to Pemberley, is let at last by the Gardiner family. Soon, their eldest two nieces come to visit.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,995 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Blanket by Wendi 'Triplet Mom' Sotis reviews
While staying at Netherfield during Jane's illness, Elizabeth finds out about Darcy's "security blanket". When it comes into her possession, he "bear-naps" her "security bear".
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Mirror Image by Bad Mum reviews
Mirrors can be confusing to a two-year-old identical twin. Big brother Charlie tries to explain. Written for the "Tell Me A story" Prompts challenge at the Hogwarts Online forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
Jace Wayland: The Owner's Guide by lunareclipse3 reviews
As you are now the proud owner of a JACE unit, these are the instructions on having it reach its full potential!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Delicate by Jace'sAngel reviews
Clary gets sick, and Jace freaks out because he's never experienced one of the Nephilim being sick. Not only is it no longer a oneshot, but I have an idea for the plot! Rated T for fluffiness.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Twentytwo minutes, Six seconds by Marti1013 reviews
While on the roof of the apartment, Aiden receives a phone call from Tyler. His memories of that time and a little look into his future ten years after that fateful day.
Remember Me - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Man Enough by The Sad Privateer reviews
Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
That's Just How It Is by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Even in the Avatar world, there is fanfiction. Maiko, Kataang and Tokka if you squint and tilt your head. Dedicated to missscarlett45
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Fire in His Fingertips by auri mynonys reviews
Mai can't sleep after the incidents of "The Beach", but is it because of the cold – or because of Zuko? One-shot, fluff with a healthy dose of angst, because seriously? It's Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Mai, Zuko
Pygmalion by livromaniaque reviews
Melanie, Jared and Jaime are looking for the perfect body for Wanda. It might be easier to sculpt one from marble! One-shot, from Mel's POV. Please read and review.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
The Highest Tower by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! Snape stumbles upon Harry at the top of the Astronomy Tower just a few nights after Sirius' death and the revealing of Harry's fate. With Harry standing on the wall, arms outstretched and rambling about destinies, maybe there's reason to worry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ink Pots and Candles by FirstYear reviews
Fred and George get in trouble...once again. For the Hogwarts Online Forum
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Two No More by Alabaster86 reviews
Mai and Zuko are expecting their first child.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,541 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
A Summer of Contentment by Kendra James reviews
Harry is ill and gets the chance to experience what a loving family is like when he finds himself at The Burrow recovering from a cold. Very fluffy oneshot that may be developed furthur in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Playing Healer by xxpeninhand08xx reviews
Tossing aside his cloak and blood-stained t-shirt and kicking off his shoes and filthy jeans, James crawled into bed, only to be shocked that it was occupied by a warm body.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Zuko and Mai's wedding by LazyCloud reviews
Zuko and Mai are finally getting married after Firelord Ozai is defeated and Zuko is crowned Firelord. Hopefully he'll make it to the wedding alive. Maiko, not a oneshot. Second chapter is up
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Zuko, Mai
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.” - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Sister and Brother by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Sister and brother, mother and son. Fred was too much like Fabian, so Molly knew she'd lose him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Molly W., Fabian P. - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Behind The Images by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her it is purchased an an auction by Edward Masen, one of society's elite photographers, who seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Originally by xx.Nikteche
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,148 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Epiphany by Molly Raesly reviews
Lily brought her hand up to her mouth. “Oh, Merlin,” she breathed, collapsing to the ground against a wall and subconsciously sticking her head between her knees. “I like James Potter.” It hit her like an epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Spin by Molly Raesly reviews
As the bottle started to slow down, Lily silently willed it to land on anyone except for her. Its speed was decreasing by the second, and Lily saw it heading in her direction. She was about to offer her first born child up to Merlin when it stopped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
To My Immortal by Bookworm426 reviews
It’s been six months since Edward left,and neither of them can take the pain anymore.He comes back to beg for forgiveness,but Bella has plans of her own.Will he get back in time?Will she take him back?What does Charlie have up his sleeve?Full sum. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Gift by Rita Arabella Black reviews
This is the reason Charlie Weasley is Molly's favorite, although she'd never admit it to another living soul
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Charlie W., Molly W. - Complete
The Thirteenth Rose by Melodie Allete reviews
Sometime after they defeat Valentine, Jace and Clary have an argument, and he tries to make it up to her. Mostly just a fluffy little story. Thanks for all the great feedback, but this is a ONESHOT!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Taken by Adribug354 reviews
Jace and Clary attend a ball in Idris five years post-CoG. Clary is attracting much attention, especially from the prominent males in the room, thanks to her gift with runes. Jace does not react well.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Hold by O-fallen-phoenix reviews
What happened when Ian woke up to find Wanderer misssing from his arms? Wanda's extraction from Melanie's body.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Just one day by Loopstagirl reviews
A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Arthur - Complete
Adaptation by JuneBug672 reviews
What happened after The Host ended? In my version, there are changes going on inside and outside the caves. Will everyone have the strength to endure them? ON HIATUS... WILL BE EDITED AND FINISHED.
Host - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Perfect by ForeverWovenStars reviews
Lily is perfect for James...Why can't she see that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hover Over This by Tonzura123 reviews
Ed was sick of finding me taking care of him when he woke. But honestly... he'd just have to get used to it. One-shot nonslash Brother-fic set in Golden Age. Winner of the 2013 Reepicheep Award.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Fainting Fancies by Heed.chi reviews
The entire world seemed to collapse around George as he struggled to grasp the concept that his twin brother, Fred, was dead. Or was he? DH spoilers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fever Fears by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Edmund thought the nightmares had ended with his brother's recovery…--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased.-- --SEQUEL TO FEVER DREAMS--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
In My Arms by Pyro'sBest reviews
Lily walks into the Head's dormitories to find James looking adorable asleep on the sofa. She can't resist temptation. Nothing good can ensue. Re-written, hopefully better version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sleep Tight by Bologna121 reviews
Just a three-shot about Peter's role as a big brother during their first night at the Professor's home. FINALLY COMPLETE! Hurray!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Sleepless by Groundswell reviews
It's way past midnight, and Lily Evans can't sleep. As she gives up trying, and leaves the dorm, she finds another person who isn't sleeping either. LOOK FOR THE SEQUEL: SLEEPLESS AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Educating Rita by Naebody's Aunty reviews
One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon ish , humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Augusta L., Fred W. - Complete
Stardust by Caisele reviews
Fred and George. George and Fred. We all love the Weasley twins. Short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Baby Steps by Leona629 reviews
Mai leaves Zuko alone to face the greatest challenge of his life. Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
10 Flaws I Love About You by Groundswell reviews
Lily makes a mistakes and dares James to a task. If she wins, he'll leave her alone forever. If he wins, she has to go on a date with him. But Lily soon realises her mistake as James seems to be too confident about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fever Dreams by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter’s ignored an illness too long, and it leads to some unintended, though not unexpected, consequences…--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
What You Want To Do by Bad Mum reviews
“The thing to do,” Gideon proclaimed, “Is to decide what you want to do, and just do it.” Charlie and the twins take the lesson to heart. For Starkiller, with love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Fred W., Charlie W. - Complete
A Christmas Guardian I: Watcher in the Shadows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Snape melts into the shadows as he overhears Harry tell Ron how he shouldn't complain. A prompt from KimSpiritTalks. Sequels are A Christmas Guardian and A Christmas Guardian: The Reaction
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Watching Potter Play Quidditch by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Lily sat watching Quidditch practice and tried in vain to ignore Potter who was ruffling his hair in her direction. Bloody fool, he was already on a broomstick, there was no need! L/J Fluff ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lady Storm by HuntressDiana reviews
Alanna left Corus after the Great Palace Battle, guilt stricken and grieving. So she became Ariana, a Shang student with no past and no hope for a good future. But fate is a funny thing, her path has crossed with Jon's and her secret has been revealed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shattered by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward is always comforting Bella, but what happens when Edward needs Bella to comfot him. especially after Edward hurts her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 584 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sharing by Bad Mum reviews
It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Results of Amortentia by Sasparilla reviews
When Lily Evans sits next to a pot of amortentia in potions, she can't help but admit her feelings for a certain head boy. Now, how does she find out if he still feels the same way about her? L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Edges by DragonDi reviews
Wormtail is dead by his own silver hand. Remus Lupin shares the news with Sirius Black and the Potters and ponders how he feels about Peter's death. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It Had to Happen in Snape's Class by nerdybookworm reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Set in Harry's sixth year. Voldemort attacks Harry in the middle of Potions class. What will Snape's reaction be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hopes and Dreams by mehchel reviews
AU What if Sirius hadn't fallen through the veil? What would have happened that night at the Department of Mysteries then? AU focusing on Sirius and Harry, and also a bit of Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Storms and Rainbows by Bad Mum reviews
Fred had a suspicion that if for some reason one of them ever had to get by without his twin, that George would make a much better shot at it than he would. Because the thing that frightened Fred most of all was the thought of being separated from George
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Return to Pemberley by E.B.isme reviews
Once Elizabeth leaves Pemberley, the carriage is overrun. She and her aunt and uncle are left for dead in the wilderness...READ IT FOR THE ENDING AT LEAST.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Sticks And Stones by the-original-hufflepuff reviews
In the end, sticks and stones could break her bones, but the words of her sister hurt her so much more. Andromeda Tonks's past catches up with her one night, down a dark alleyway. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
A Very Bad Influence by Gaby Black reviews
Look, Evans, it's not that I don't like you–I guess you're not worse than any other girl, but sometimes you just annoy the hell out of me. - Sirius manages to make Lily admit she fancies James. Lily becomes yet another victim of Sirius's bad influence. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why Should I? by ramasterharper reviews
After the war, Prince Zuko finally gets up the courage to ask Mai to marry him. Unfortunately, he does so in his typical Zuko way and Mai asks him one question he can't answer and that dumb fountain is there again. Maiko ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of the One by Ash9 reviews
Sequel to HP and the Bloody Summer- 6th yr. Did Harry survive attempt after attempt on his life only to die in the end? Complete! Epilogue now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,735 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mistakes and Misconceptions by IndependantLioness reviews
Elizabeth lost her heart to Darcy long ago, when she stripped away his proud exterior and found humanity and passion beneath it. And yet...for his own sake...Darcy can never know. Epilogue up! COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,451 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Home by nerdybookworm reviews
Ron, Hermione, and an injured Harry have finally come back home, taking a break from the hunt for the Horcruxes. Ginny's POV. HG RHr Sequel to Recovery, but can be read alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Recovery by nerdybookworm reviews
PostHBP. On the hunt for Horcruxes, Harry is severely injured. How does the trio handle it? In three parts: the third and final chapter, Ron, posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sanguine by KitKat925 reviews
Set in late spring of 1812. Neither Elizabeth nor Darcy visit Kent, but they both attempt to travel to North America for different reasons. A storm wrecks the ship and Elizabeth and Darcy find themselves stranded on a deserted island alone together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Honored Promises by Cherazor reviews
P&P Darcy had been a young boy when he'd given the promise, but he intended to honor it. He would only ask one woman to dance, and one woman only: The one he intended to marry.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Silent Agreement by nerdybookworm reviews
Set during OOTP. Dean, Ron, Neville, and Seamus have come to a silent, unspoken agreement not to confront Harry about his nightmares and their lack of sleep as a result.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Dean T., Harry P. - Complete
Imperfect by aliwildgoose reviews
It's been years since Mai and Zuko last met, and many things have changed...some more so than others, and none in the way she expected.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Seventh Horcrux by Melindaleo reviews
Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself? And…can he do it and still get the girl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 318,173 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kiss and Make up by Livdarcy reviews
ONE SHOT Elizabeth misinterprets Darcy, Mrs Bennet unknowinglygivespain. Elizabeth has never been kissed and it worries her Darcy has not attempted to. Was he bored with her? Perhaps Darcy will tell her why he kept his distance.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Regrets by Livdarcy reviews
ONE SHOT. Darcy thinks that Elizbeth does not love him, and that the engagement is only out of gratitude. Elizabeth soon sets him right
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Pride and Possessiveness by Livdarcy reviews
ONE SHOT. Set during Elizabeth's and Darcy's engagement. Lizzy thinks Darcy will find someone more wonderful then her, and Darcy tries to tell her otherwise. While showing her how much he cares
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2006
Naming by Denaliyasha reviews
Set post the recent movie. It concerns the question I think we're all asking: what does Elizabeth call her husband? A conversation on potential nicknames.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Harry's Last Hope by teachersnape64 reviews
The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 2,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 251,650 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Matter of Consent by Mizuki1988 reviews
P&P movieverse. A very fluffy take on what happened when Elizabeth and Mr Darcy came back to Longbourn to ask Mr Bennet for his consent on their engagement. Oneshot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Reactions by percyismine reviews
IMPORTANT UPDATE! Pride and Prejudice. Lydia has run away with Wickham and Darcy has just visited Elizabeth and learned the news. What if he wasn't able to control his emotions? Complete!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Drunken Moments by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
The true reason why Darcy had so eagerly bought his sister that new pianoforte. The unveiling of a drunken little secret, revealing an undoubtedly humorous situation.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Angel of Mercy by mrsmish reviews
Georgiana Darcy, deeply disturbed by her brother Fitzwilliam's deterioration since being spurned by Elizabeth Bennet, travels to Longbourn and succeeds in persuading Elizabeth and Jane to accompany her to Pemberley. Soon her desire for Elizabeth's presenc
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
What they have found by MoonFey reviews
oneshot A little glance at the Darcy's a few years after their wedding.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Exceedingly Diverted by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Mr. Darcy is away on business, and Elizabeth and Georgiana are trapped inside due to the rain. They must find a way to amuse themselves... though perhaps this wasn't quite the best way to do so.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Lily's Final Spell by the-writer1988 reviews
On the night she died, Lily Potter performed a complex charm that would enable her husband to be bonded with their son. This is the story of how James Potter’s life was saved by his wife. A Prologue to my story Prongs Rides Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hope by nerdybookworm reviews
Oneshot. Set six years after Harry defeats Voldemort. Ron and Hermione visit him in St. Mungo's. Hermione's POV. HBP spoilers! edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hitched by Shezzly reviews
Harry and Ginny are getting married, but it's not quite as simple as they imagine! HG and RHG, as always. Expect fluff, Fred's dilemma, Ron's rival, a mother's interference and unexpected gifts. Sequel to Aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,185 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6025 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Damned by Melindaleo reviews
Sequel to PoE. With Harry's power increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the Prophecy, can Harry find a way to destroy him before Voldemort learns the secrets of the ancient texts? Would this be HP Fanfiction if it were? that easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,978 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Bargain: Side Effects by MrIntel reviews
A series of short stories set in the The Bargain universe. Read The Bargain first, or nothing will make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the New Start by Stars Enchantress reviews
Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,409 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,398 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Princess of the Rogue by HuntressDiana reviews
Alanna was banished from Trebond when she tried to become a knight. Disinherited by her father and betrayed by her brother, Alanna has built herself a new family of the Rogue. Now she must fight to protect those she loves from one who would kill them all.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 43,566 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Tortall - Complete
The Perks of Morning Afters by B.C Daily reviews
The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Full Circle by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac and Flawed] A glimpse into Harry's life at age 23 after everything that's happened to him. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Woes of Christmas Parties by B.C Daily reviews
Rushing off to her mother's dreadful annual Christmas party, Ginny remembers a certain Christmas party that changed her life forever. Written for Checkmated's Holiday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Bloody Summer by Ash9 reviews
Post-OOTP COMPLETE Danger creeps around Privet Drive as Voldemort abandons his one-attempt-per-year plan. He's going in for the kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strange Empathy by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Sometimes a few words are all it takes to change how you think of someone. And sometimes the people you thought could never understand are the only ones who can. HarrySnapeDraco friendship. COMPLETE AU from OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,216 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotion by Melindaleo reviews
Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his 5th year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive? HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 188,590 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Baby Boy by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
An extended version to the 'Whose son' talk in OOtP. Sirius doesn't see Harry as a new James despite what Molly Weasley thinks, Harry is his baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Love And Loyalty by Jocelyn reviews
Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Aftermath by Shezzly reviews
COMPLETED. Voldemort is dead, but Harry is still haunted by their final battle. In the end, he finds it's Ginny who he can really turn to - and things progress from there. Also R&HG. Expect fluff, twins and trips to London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,703 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The London Season Pride and Prejudice Continued by Vixenne Victorienne reviews
Elizabeth Darcy as the talk of Society
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2003
Alpha and Omega by Imogen reviews
Voldemort's grip on the wizarding world is tightening, and Dumbledore has a shocking suggestion for Harry. The seventh year sequel to 'Carpe Diem'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,351 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Crossword Puzzles by Trinity Day reviews
Lily, James and Sirius take the time to attempt to do the crossword. Also featuring Baby Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fever by P.A.R reviews
Over the summer Harry becomes ill with something that seems to defy any attempts to cure him, leaving Sirius and Remus at loss of how to save him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,868 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1/2002 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Complete
Carpe Diem by Imogen reviews
Why is Harry using the Imperius Curse on Ginny? What is Voldemort up to this time? The fifth year at Hogwarts, and a time of changing relationships amongst the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,553 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2001 - Published: 3/28/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Flying Lessons by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius decides it is high time that Harry learn how to fly. A Baby Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
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I'm Scared reviews
Audra and Harry were left at the Dursleys. After 4 years Remus and Sirius take them away. Audra is scared of everything. What happens when the Cullens move in next door? Audra & Bella r the same people. HPXTwilight posted under both. T because I'm paranoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,949 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Audra Isabella Potter reviews
Audra & Harry were left at the Dursleys. After 4 years Remus and Sirius take them away. Audra is scared of everything. What happens when the Cullens move in next door? Audra & Bella r the same people. HPXTwilight posted under both. Bella slightly OOC late
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,947 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P.
The Black Dahlia Huntress reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Promise Me Something reviews
Edwards rebellion 21c. He left the Cullens for this diet. What happens when he meets celebrity & politician's daughter who inspires him 2 rise above the hand they are dealt? But when push comes to shove what if Bella needs him just as much as he needs her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever Hunted reviews
Bella Jasper & Rose were adopted by Esme. Edward Alice & Emmett by Carlisle. Bella & Edward hate each other the second they meet. Carlisle proposes to Esme. Bella gets a phone call: her parents murderer escaped from prison & is coming to kill her too. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward