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Heyya!! This is MY profile. And who is this wonderful person, you ask? Why, Sasha of course. Who else? XD Naaahh I'm just KIDDING. I'm not THAT conceited. At least I like to think so.

Anyways, I know everyone puts info about them on here, but I've decided to put quotes between me and my friends. I guess this gives you an inside look into my life. Sorta. My stalker must be celebrating as I write this... x)


(My best friend Dasha and I are watching Mamma Mia. Great movie, by the way.)

Dasha: It's too bright in here to watch a movie!
Me: Oh, Ohkay, I guess I'll just dim the lights then.
Dasha: Ooh, sexy.

(Me and my friend Kristina talking on AIM.)

Me: ya i was thinkin that ill bring my old yearbook 2 school
Me: and show everyone your sneeze pic
Me: XD
Kristina: NOOOOO
Kristina: i hate you
Kristina: ok we are officially having a fite
Kristina: ok fine this fight is officially over

(In Science, talking about Andelesian chickens with Kirsten.)

Me: Since when can chickens be black? Or BLUE?
Kirsten: Since they were... looks at paper ...Andelesian chickens.
Me: I want a purple chicken!!
Kirsten: Oooh, I want a GREEN one!
Me: Purple is better.
Kirsten: Yah, I know...
Me: Well, since we can breed black and white chickens to get blue chickens can I breed blue and red chickens to get purple chickens?
Kirsten: Sasha, there are no such things as red chickens.
Sasha: Pshh. You're just angry my chickens are a better color than yours.
Kirsten: Well, at least I can breed a yellow and blue chicken to get a green chicken!!
Me: Aawwww! Luckyyyy...

(Me and Kirsten discussing genetics. Yah, I know, we talk about the strangest things in science..)

Mr. Ross (our science teacher, talking about a PUNNET SQUARE. jeez, u guys are perverteddd.) : Yes, so the female doesn't HAVE to be on top, but she usually is for preference.
Kirsten: Did you hear that, Sasha? The female is always on top.
Me: Nooooo. Mr. Ross said that was just for PREFERENCE.

(My friends Sarah and Hyun talking about what colors look good on our guy friends.)

Hyun: Hmm, so what color looks good on Alex?
Sarah: I don't know...
Sarah: I really don't know! No color, I guess.
Hyun: But that's not possible! He has to have a color - he can't just walk around naked!!

(Me, Jenny, and Jackie talking in Art.)

Jenny: I have a knock-knock joke!! Ok, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Jenny: Boo.
Me: Wow, Jenny, everyone knows that joke. It goes 'Boo Who?', then 'Aww, don't cry! It's only a joke!'
Jenny: Shut up, Sasha.
Me: I have a better joke. Jackie, knock knock.
Jackie: Who's there?
Me: Orange.
Jackie: Orange who?
Me: Orange you glad you aren't Jenny?

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Hunters of the night by The Eyes Of An Angel reviews
Bella and Ashley:the new students at Forks High School. They are beautiful, friendly...but they have a dark secret. What happens when Bella meets Edward? Most importantly, what happens when the Cullens and the werewolves discover the truth? T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding Him by Addicted2Emmett reviews
Rosalie found Emmett after he had been mauled by a bear. She brought him to Carlisle, who then saved Emmett's life. But what happened next? A Rosalie and Emmett story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Happily Ever After by AnnaOtaku reviews
Sequel to Our Favorite Year. It's been two years since Edward and Alice Cullen changed the lives of Jasper, Bella, Rosalie, and Emmett. But now, the drama they thought was gone from their lives has returned. Will things ever be the same again? J/B J/A B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,307 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Dawn by Luna x3 reviews
My version of the final installment of the Twilight saga, for the true version left me heartbroken and disappointed. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Day She Jumped by cullencraver reviews
Bella jumped. Alice was sure of that. But when she returned to Forks, Washington, to see if Bella survived the fall, did she find what she expected? One split second decision changes Bella's fate - forever. All BPOV. For silver light flows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,350 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
With Love in Mind by EclipseFanatic reviews
I was shocked to realize that I wasn’t alone. I was leaning on the counter with my hands on either side of a girl. I winced thinking that I had decided to go back on my vegetarian diet, until I noticed my smile. Edward's POV, oneshot, Alice's vision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
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