Umechaw
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Joined 08-23-08, id: 1675381, Profile Updated: 03-01-13
Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Wreck-It Ralph, Mass Effect, and Devil May Cry.


Hello I am Umechaw, and I start writing fanfics only to scrap and/or abandon them for years at a time. I'm hoping to try and change that.

Currently rewriting/fixing/scrapping/molesting my work

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Touched by strangegibbon reviews
A sequel of sorts to 'Marked'. His brands had drawn them together but in the end they would prove their undoing. F!Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Jealous of Your Cigarette by ForsakenKalika reviews
When sakura is caught in a compromising position, Kakashi decides to attempt to break the tension the only way he knows how. Rated M for a reason. Kakasaku, het lovins, swears, suggestive themes, smut-ish. Not 18 depending on your province ? DON'T READ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
One for Sorrow, Two for Joy by Erin C reviews
Getting Karasu to come out of the rain is easy compared to figuring out what to do with him afterward.
Noein - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Haruka, Karasu - Complete
The Sleeping Circumstance by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,364 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Blood War by You Want To Read It reviews
Elle loved him from the moment he rescued her; but King was oblivious.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Umbrella by Eldr-Fire reviews
The village learns what lengths Kakashi will go to for Sakura. Whether it's out of love or just the simple pleasure of getting a rise out of her is up for debate. KakaSaku, M for possible future language and mature themes, but no smut. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Scapegoat Mom by Sael reviews
A look at the lives of Seventh Heaven's residents, and the family bonds they share and cherish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5250 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nawat by Personification of Fluff reviews
Or: the Importance of Pocekts A short story about Nawat while separated from Aly. Contains spoilers to Trickster's Queen and some sexuality.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
The World's Strongest by Sael reviews
The members of AVALANCHE face off in an armwrestling tournament that will decide the world's strongest!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
In the Mind of a Kleptomaniac by Sael reviews
A doctor in Mideel analyzes Yuffie Kisaragi's case of kleptomania. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Locked in the Vault by Jessica Holmes reviews
My version of the areas of Tifa's heart and mind Cloud would see if the lifestream somehow allowed him a glimpse. He sees himself and Aeris through Tifa's eyes. Another CloTi, but it's a wierd one folks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Sin's Past by Aeron Ranmark reviews
4 months after Advent Children. While Tifa contemplates a way she can confess her love to Cloud, a mysterious figure from Cloud's past appears and threatens to take away everything he holds dear. CloTi. CH.9 up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Seducing Master Salmalin by Wild Magelet reviews
Complete. DaineNumair fluff. It's Midsummer's Eve and everyone in Tortall is enjoying the romance and passion in the air. Everyone, it seems, except Daine. If only a certain mage wasn't being so darn noble...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
In a Jam by Guardian Demon reviews
Set just after Trickster's Choice - Aly tries to introduce Nawat to human food. AN, obviously.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
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Melt reviews
Kat is bossy. Kat wants him to pick his clothes up off the floor. Kat is damaged. Weird. Shy. And damn it if Dante was getting soft over her.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/26 - Dante, Kat
Shrike Song
We are defined by the things we leave behind, by the people we cling to. John Shepard is defined by the guilt of leaving his only family behind to face the caustic nature of the universe by herself. But the Shrike has a song too, and in the end, she will sing it. Because one neurotic Shepard clearly isn't enough.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,646 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Growing Pains reviews
She loved the big oaf. It was simple. Unfortunately, nobody told her that getting said big oaf to love her back wasn't going to be so easy.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
My Secret Friend reviews
Sakura's heart was becoming fond and she knew it. But she never would have suspected that seeing him under the glow of the lanterns would have turned her into a creepy stalker.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Poison reviews
Maybe he was sick, and wrong, and he ruined that pretty little innocence of hers. Maybe his touch was like poison.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Strife reviews
Cloud can look, but he can't touch. Rated for a reason..
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete