Akanami no Kiku
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Joined 08-23-08, id: 1675572, Profile Updated: 03-15-16
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, NCIS, and Code Lyoko.

I started this account in middle school now as college student I read other fics to pass the time.


My personality has many defects these are some:

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar.

I am weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, and random I think my self perfect.

My best friend is insane!

I haven't died yet!

I am an Akatsuki supporter... All hail leader-sama!!

I talk to myself a lot.

I think Tobi is a good boy!!

There are times when I wanna annoy people just for the heck of it.

I get a kick out of explosions.

I hate those obnoxious snobby people.

I believe one day I'll rule the world.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Smile. People will wonder what you've been up too.

Don't mess with my happy place.

Keyboards hate me.


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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.


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The Princess by MrsRegulusBlack123 reviews
Above the loud rumbling sounds of thunder, above the queen's shouts and the maids' pleas, a cry was heard. It was a sound so familiar and yet so unrealistic. It was the sound of a crying baby.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,901 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/3 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Belphegor, Lambo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,575 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 5,581 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,240 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
mirror, mirror (further, nearer) by starlineshine reviews
"Sometimes Sasuke felt like he was going to explode. Sometimes, Sasuke got it mixed up; he was Kagami and she was Sasuke and everything was wrong." Please note that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. A safe distance is never far enough (and yet you can't pull away, can you?) [SI!Sasuke—OC/Sasuke-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 4/6 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,825 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
Have Your Cake (and Eat It Too) by Ramabear reviews
(Ghoul!KHR AU) In a world where each city had its own method of dealing with the bane of humanity known as ghouls, Namimori was the first place Reborn had ever been that felt safe. There was something Special about the ghouls and their rules in Namimori- but by the time he figured it out, Xanxus had arrived and the Ring Battles had to be fought and won. 1827, Bel3680
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 5/13
Becoming a Man Among Men by Dragon6 reviews
After getting cursed, Ranma finds his father's journal. Enraged at what his father has done, he sets out to separate himself from him, attempting to create his own branch of the Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū. He will grow as a person while dealing with rivals and enemies. Through it all, Ranma will set out to be what his mother wants him to be, a man among men.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,147 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ranma
It's a Mad World by okayserasera reviews
Luna Lovegood awakens during the Uchiha Massacre to find her brother has murdered the entire family; no one believes her when she says the Wrackspurts made him do it. Or how Naruto would turn out if Luna was an SI who lived life in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,803 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 8656 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
One Grand Uchiha Mess by ChocolateBunnyChan reviews
You know what people say about assumptions, right? And boy has Kagome landed herself in a mess. Or rather an Uchiha mess! If only these obtuse ninjas would actually listen to her for a minute! Set in the start of Naruto Shippuden.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,874 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
White Hair, Red Eyes, and a Pack of Lies by Ever-changing Creation reviews
A story, in which a mercenary-for-hire, not-kunoichi runs into a hell of a lot of important characters through her existence. Shiroi may or may not also be bullshitting her way through life, and may or may not be a girl. It's hard to call her out on it, when she can summon fire-breathing hellhounds. (Semi SI-OC, non-chronological, 3rd person POV. Rated M for later chapters.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,979 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Jiraiya, Kimimaro K., Rōshi, OC
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Tailor Narubi by Zumagirl reviews
At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Hanley by NibelungVelocity reviews
Amano Hanley wasn't quite normal, true, but she was sure she had never done anything to deserve near death and a strange adventure in another world. Begins ten years before Luffy leaves Fuusha Village. New chapter: Grand Line.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 311,097 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Luffy
Kaze no Uta by Against.The.Current reviews
Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014
Dragon at Heart by Identical Gemini reviews
AU. Prince Zuko quits his hunt for Aang to look for his mother instead, but when the reunion with Ursa doesn't go well, Zuko goes through a metamorphosis to find a new path. Meanwhile, Gaang are forced to realize the world isn't black 'n white. Dragons, friendships and major changes to plot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,749 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Zuko
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8481 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Any Other Road Trip by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bobby had always reminded them that a hunter adapts to the situation or dies, especially since Castiel sent Sam and Dean away for their own 'good'. Well, maybe he had sent them a little too far away. Now they better adapt and quickly. "Sammy I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" SN6/AtLA1.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,987 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jet, Dean W., Sam W.
Dealing with the myth by Yaro85 reviews
Jan was pretty sure Paul had become a pod person. Or he was an alien in disguise. There were no other explanation to why he was suddenly being somewhat nice to her. Because Paul "I hate him" Lahote did not do nice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 161,826 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Paul
Dolls and Dresses by Mage-Alia reviews
Hp Chucky e day Harry gets home after the Fifth year he receives a packagefrom a relative he never knew he had. Now he's on the run, as he takes over the guardianship of his great uncle Glen, also known as Shitface.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Lost Era
It makes sense that after a waring state era and four shinobi wars that ninja would like to know they went wrong in this whole "village" thing. So really it was just Shinobu's luck that she was a leading authority on clan and pre-clan history, which was great for a paranoid village that feared all of it's documents had been tampered with. Some uncomfortable topics mentioned herein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014
Redémarrez : Restart reviews
I got this idea from some where and I decided to post and see if i got feed back. It's thee lyoko gang hiding in DC and get involved in a case. just r&r
Crossover - NCIS & Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Aelita S.
Our Dark Past rewrite
I decided to rewrite this as a full on story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,866 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Our Dark Past reviews
This is the Naruto I know. He is still the happy go lucky kid you know but that's the surface. Underneath the underneath there is me and him. This is pain and darkness I feel because of him. The cage I sit in because he'll never let me out. Naruto/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tears of the reborn reviews
So I got this idea in the middle of the night of a fanfiction and I thought it was cool so click if you want tell me what you think. adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
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