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Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

gah. Okay, I am back after a gazillion years.

I'm Tea, from the Philippines. I'm 15 years old and I have tons of homework to finish right now.

I just spent today reading my previous profile and my previous works and right now, I am dying of embarrassment. My tenses, my grammar and my plots are sooo- Oh my, I can't take it. They're all horrible. I can't believe I wrote all of those and never even got around finishing them.

So, for the past years I've disappeared, here's what still going on:

1. I still AF. I'm now a non-shipper though ( before I was A/M but them Minerva disappeared after TLC )

2. Dystopian novels. Every single one of them. Here are some of my favorites:

Delirium - by Lauren Oliver

Divergent - Veronica Roth

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins (this is the original dystopian story. It started the whole Dystopian Genre in Young Adult, I swear.)

3. I discovered The Vampire Academy lately. I Adrian Ivashkov. I think Dimitri's an overrated character.

4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus etc. The whole lot of Rick Riordan books. At first I loved it so much, then by The Son of Neptune, I found the plots repetitive and boring. Riordan plots: prophecy, quest, monster fighting, traitor, final battle, the villain was the least expected!, the end, cliff hanger last chapters.

5. The Mediator Series(Meg Cabot)

6. I kinda went through this embarrassing Harry Potter phase, in time with the final movie. I was so obsessed, my god. I wasn't even obsessed with Harry. I was obsessed with Voldemort, and his death eaters, especially Bellatrix Lestrange. I know, it's weird.

I ship all these crazy wonderful ships offered by the Potterhead fandom:

a. Snucius

b. Drarry (forever!, they're so adorable)

c. Dramione (make for awesome fanfics)

d. Bellamort (I am so obsessed with Bellatrix angst stories.)

e. Dracomort (because that hug in the battle of hogwarts was the start of something beautiful)

7. As I said, I was obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange. My obsession led me to absolutely worship Helena Bonham Carter: the dark lady herself. And of course, with Queen Helena Bonham Carter comes Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. I spent my whole summer watching Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd and Corpse Bride and every HBC, Tim Burton movie I could get my hands on.

8. Still love Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. I recently discovered Christina Perri and Greyson Chance. Their lyrics are just so wonderful, like works of art.

Right now, I'm working on Limit and Spoils of War. I'm trying to repair limit. I don't even remember where I was going to lead the story. Gah. But, still trying. The other fics. Omg, they're so embarrassingly lame I am sorry you all had to read through that. I had great humor though :D I'm officially calling those works my Awkward Phase as a writer.

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Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Colours by ht4eva reviews
Really stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
Emmett and Jasper did what? by Lilah Blackthorn reviews
When the Cullen's are bored, Jasper and Emmett come out to play. Warning: Harry Potter book 6 spoilers! and some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
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Confessions reviews
For a feisty elf like Holly, and a socially awkward boy like Artemis, the words "I love you" are the most difficult to say. Nothing is ever normal for these two, not even admissions of love. One shots of different H/A confession scenarios.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Spoils of War reviews
Year 2016: five years after Haven was overtaken by humans, Holly is looking for Artemis believing he could save the People. But when the truth about Fowl's loyalty comes out, Holly has to kill Artemis in order to save her race. H/A
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
limit reviews
After Angeline Fowl found out about her son's undeground adventures, she had dragged her son across continents, until they landed in Italy, which held more surprises than an average mother-son trip can hold. A PRH crossover novel. Aka temporary title. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
If Artemis Was reviews
If Artemis was Obama's idol, what the hell would happen to the world? What if Artemis decided to design his own clothing line? What would happen if Arty worked at Mcdonald's? Find out in this new random PRH original! R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Artemis F.
Wonderland Calling reviews
Wonderland tends to become a part of those who belong to it in more ways than just memories. Alice thought she was incomplete when her memories of wonderland vanished. Doesn't she know that even if she leaves Wonderland, Wonderland never left her? A/H
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K.
Because We Never Met reviews
The paradox created had backfired and rearranged time all together, unraveling all the events of the past, present and future. Would fate be able to prevail over time and bring back what was torn apart? A/H unedited, not BETAd. criticism please.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009
falling reviews
I entered the manor, and met his gaze. His eyes were uneven, He's hair was black. What am I, a girl from a far away 3rd class country, to him? Then he smiled. A genuine smile. I raised my head, then smiled back. I finally belonged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
random fan time reviews
Is dat Jacob Black in a trial 4 existing? Wat da hell is Artemis Fowl doing w/ Jessica Stanley? OMG, why is Rob Pattinson flirting with Jane from da volturi? Enter da world of fandom, where impossiblility is da limit. Are you ready to ROCK! a PRH original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
The Life of a Swear Toad: Project Love reviews
Wart: A simpleton with dreams. Varitek: a genius frog with crazy plans and Viro: A spoiled princess type of girl who lives with Holly. 3 different toads from different sides of the world joins up with the same goal. POV of toads, major A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
The Life of a Swear Toad: A Varitek Tale reviews
Viro..Viro...Viro...Banana...Viro....Viro...Viro...Viro....Viro...Viro...Viro....Viro...Viro...Viro....Viro...Viro...Banana...Viro....Viro...Viro...a The Life of a Swear Toad one shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete