Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey people! Here are some Q and A about me.
Hobbies- black belt in karate, soccer, acting, reading (especially the twilight saga), writing stories (duh!) and playing on the computer.
fav. color- purple. awesome purple.
food- i love doritos. a lot.
i have a serious obsession with the twilight saga. it scares my parents. edward cullen is a god. and for all the jacob-haters out there~ hes really not that bad he loves bella and i can totally understand him im not gonna write anything bad about jacob and SPOILER ABOUT BD!~ im so glad hes with remesmee it makes everything better.
ok i posted two stories so far. yay. i just posted the 2nd one, Perfect Love. Depending on what kind of reaction i get from it, i might continue. Maybe, maybe not.
go onto youtube and type in "twilight trailer spoof" i swear u will NOT b disappointed! that is frickin hilarous! i watched it so many times! ok here r my fav quotes!
James- (sniffs the air) "You brought a snack"
Bella- "I'm not scared of you"
(Bella is about to get hit by the car and Edward is about to save her. Suddenly, a hot girl walks by Edward and he stops running to stare at her butt. Bella gets hit by the car and Edward runs over to her.)
Bella- "How old are you?"
Laurent- "He's got unparallel senses... except for his sense of fashion it's a bit off... and he's lethal. Except for when he trips... then he's just stupid. "
Edward- "I will do whatever it takes to make you safe again" (puts a helmet on bella's head and ties a pillow around her stomach. he gives her a sledge hammer.)
James- "Tell him to avenge you! Tell him!"
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!"
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. But i shall run it over and live forever!
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"When live hands you lemons, throw them back and ask for the Cullen Men!"
Come join the dark side. We have Edward Cullen.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Guys should be like Edward- rich, strong, and hot. Guys should be like lattes- rich, strong, and hot. ...does this mean Edward is like a latte?
Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' type of thing, but a 'You have to be mentally retarded like us' type of thing.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I often break out with random dance moves.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.
You know you’re in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good.
Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
A day without sunshine is like... night.
There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. It’s called plastic.
A girl and her boyfriend:
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Girl: Which would you chose me or you life?
Boy: My life
Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?
Girl: I heard enough...
As she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry- i would DIE!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
ATV is Addicted To Vampires
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk!
Equal But Not The Same “Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.
3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.
4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.
6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.
7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.
8. If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
9. Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm.
10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.
14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a Wite-Out pen:
Instructions: Make correction.
(Didn't see that one coming...)
More randomness! YAY!
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can take any word and some how mix it in with twilight new moon or eclipse copy and paste this into your profile...because you rock!
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the fricken trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”, copy this into your profile.