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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676181, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for K-ON!/けいおん!, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

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My fanfiction projects:

COMPLETE

Fingertips on the Frets - K-ON! - Takes place in the canon of Requiem 5 a Dream.

Fabula Mirabilis - Puella Magi Madoka Magica - A rather random fic with Kyoko calling Madoka in the middle of the night.

I Don't Wanna Be Me - Ui/Yui - A short fic about Ui when she can't sleep.

FUTURE PROJECTS

Paying to Play- K-ON! - A story about the Light Music Club in Sawako's time.

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The End of the World by I. Run. E reviews
The worst case scenario unfolds, and everything begins to fall apart. It could only mean the end of the world when Kyon manages to get a date. Updated: The improper ending of an abandoned story.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,923 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2006
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
Cracks in the SOS Dan by superstarultra reviews
Five young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 59,804 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
Broken Mosaics by nukerjsr reviews
At the beginning of the new school year, a student from the music club wishes to join the SOS-Brigade. But when he wonders about it's true purpose and meaning, what will happen to his life, Kyon's, and Haruhi's? Updated, after a very long break.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,712 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Kyon, Tsuruya
FALLEN ANGEL by SPARTAN-045 reviews
Azusa is now 25 and playing for a heavy metal band. On stage she is a guitar goddess; off stage, she is a single mother trying to provide for her daughter. Complete synopsis inside
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Azusa N.
The Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi by LordPlagus777 reviews
Kyon has quit the SOS Brigade after deciding that Haruhi was too much to begin with. After yelling at Haruhi, repaying all of his stress and anger, he turns and walks away. He learns that taking one step away from Haruhi means a hell of a journey back.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,934 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The KON Virus by werewolf242002 reviews
AU! The K-ON girls fight their way from safety zone to safety zone trying desperately to survive in the apocalyptic world full of flesh eating zombies! Inspired by the L4D2 K-On Mod! Azusa/Yui, Mio/Ritsu, Mugi/Nodoka, and Jun/Ui! Warning: Character Death!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,882 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Azusa N., Yui H.
Closer To The Heart by Tastychainsaws reviews
Yui is hard at work trying to create a tasty Valentine's Day treat for someone special, but Ui can't seem to figure out who it's for. Ui wants to help, but Yui is determined to make her chocolates on her own... which may spell disaster for their kitchen.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Yui H., Ui H.
Something For Everyone by Tastychainsaws reviews
With the holiday season upon her, Tsumugi decides to find the perfect gift for all her friends. All is well until she is thrown in a chaotic vortex of rival cults, vikings, and conflicting interests. She must find a way to please everyone before the 25th.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Tsumugi K.
Miyuki, Thespian Extraordinaire by Tastychainsaws reviews
Takara Miyuki is a kind, graceful, and elegant young lady. But throughout her high-school years something sinister and dark was lurking behind those bright, bubbly eyes. Currently being polished and rewritten. CHAPTERS 1-7 UPDATED. READ IT. READ IT NOW!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,190 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Miyuki T.
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Sweet So Sweet by fukuji mihoko reviews
Yui wasn't sure of the precise moment when her world came crashing down; but she knew, deep down, it all started with the death of her sister. :fairly disturbing content, some Yui/Azu:
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Yui H., Azusa N. - Complete
The Obesity of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
What if Haruhi was overweight and had to attend a fat camp with her friends? During their escape, they'll encounter senseless crossovers, arguments, and... RUNNING! Parody in general. You were warned. HIATUS
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
A Closed, Dead Space by superstarultra reviews
Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Horror fic collection.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Nightmare by Tastychainsaws reviews
When Yui wakes up in a strange place and meets a strange girl, she is forced to help both of them escape. But, this strange girl has a connection to Yui that bonds them together somehow. Rated T because there's nothing really explicit in here.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Yui H. - Complete
Tangled Up in Indigo by CZeke reviews
After-School Tea Time is a huge success... but not for quite the reason they think.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
The Cries of Haruhi Suzumiya: Kamigoroshi by Thnikkafan reviews
In the small sleepy town of Hinamizawa, there have been a string of murders connected to the Watanagashi festival. This has piqued the interest of one Haruhi Suzumiya, who has decided to investigate. But, of course, things are more than they seem...
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,793 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kyon - Complete
Long Way Home by Tastychainsaws reviews
Yui has always had a knack for getting into trouble. Now through a series of various antics, mistakes, silliness, and adventures; Yui has gotten Azusa and her into the most trouble yet. Friendship will be tested as they find their way home. YuixAzusa
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,994 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Azusa N., Yui H. - Complete
Just What I Needed by Broken Kilter Express reviews
The man was something of a contradiction. He acted as if he resented the change, cause it was nothing that he expected, and she was nothing like what was normal. R&R.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
All Done and Dusted by superstarultra reviews
All alone in his deep and spotless factory, the only small comfort Dust Man had was that he could make everything around him clean and pure. Rated T for some violence.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Robot Masters - Complete
Remembrance, Imouto's Tale by Racke reviews
Once upon a time, he was searching for them. But he lost his innocence.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kyon's Sister - Complete
Crimson Wave by superstarultra reviews
In which the SOS Brigade faces the most daunting challenge that has perhaps ever been presented to them in a fanfiction before. Contains OOCness for a reason. Rated T for language and just plain crudeness.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Thunderstruck! by The Guitar Person reviews
Two metal loving punks enroll in Sakuragaoka and encounter the school's resident Light Music Club members. Will they be the final ingredients to push After School Teatime to the big stage?
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mio A.
Undethklok by AgentKaz reviews
What happens when a crazy fan gets too close? Hamburger time, that's what. M for violence and gore and the like. It's got zombies!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Light Murder Club by superstarultra reviews
What's a group of psychotic murderers, hundred-year old lolis, and sadistic teens to do when they get bored of killing? Why, start a band of course! But is the gang ready for the music industry? Or is it the other way around? T because it's Higurashi!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Keiichi M., Shion S.
The Whole World's Watching by Kungpaoshrimp reviews
What role does an unassuming young street punk and his friends play in the coming of the Metalocalypse? Includes bums, snakes, and ninjas. Reviews are greatly appreciated, along with constructive crit Thanks for reading!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Gears and Springs by superstarultra reviews
AU. When Yuki moved to a new town, she was unable to make any friends. So she made one up, with a clockwork heart made out of gears and springs...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
TimeMachineKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Skwisgaar has the Klokateers build him a time machine, but when he goes back in time and meets child-Toki, he risks changing not only the past, but the present as well... Rated T for a few swear words and the mention of drinking alcohol.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Nine Months by Lost Experiment reviews
A spoileriffic look at the series of events between the last episode of Season 2 and the first episode of Season 3.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Dethpiggie by Citizenjess reviews
Murderface gets a new pet.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
The Courtship of Hazuki's Father by Arty d'Arc reviews
All Kyon wanted was one day of peace. He should have known that such a request would only be invitation for something even weirder than aliens, time travelers, and espers: his daughter.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Snow by Erebos Seika reviews
So there I was, on the kitchen floor of my friend's apartment, with the girl I like kissing me. And it was snowing.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Blood and Chocolate by 18 and Life reviews
Death Note AU. In which Misa Amane, an aspiring J-Pop star, and Mihael Keehl, streetname Mello, an 'escort', find their paths colliding in ways no one would have expected. Rated M for language and sexuality. MisaxMello. My first fanfic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
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Fabula Mirabilis reviews
Kyoko calls Madoka for a simple chat... then just decides to tease her senseless. T for some minor language.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kyoko S., Madoka K. - Complete
Fingertips on the Frets reviews
Sweet little Yui soon discovers the sour after-tastes of the new life-style she has fallen into. Based on the doujin "Requiem 5 a Dream".
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Yui H. - Complete
I Don't Wanna Be Me reviews
What happens when Ui can't sleep?
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Ui H., Yui H. - Complete