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Hi peoples im Drew. No, you don't get to know my last name. Just so you know I am a guy.
1 Corinthians 1:27-28
But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things-and the things that are not-to nullify the things that are
Age; thats for me to know and for you to never, ever find out. EVER.
Hobbies; biking, reading, karate, swimming.
Favorite school subject; history
Favorite books; inkheart, inkspell, inkdeath, eragon, eldest, brisingr, percy jackson and the olympians, harry potter, the hardy boys, the Gatekeepers series and all the useless information books
Favorite movies; national treasure, national treasure 2: the book of secrets, the day after tomorrow, irobot, get smart, independence day, and G.I. Joe.
Favorite sport; Baseball
Random things that amuse me.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. They actully just found out it was like 42 or somthing so...if you havnt just copy and paste this in your profile
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers...) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think the kids should just give the Rabbit some Trix copy and paste this into your profile. (greedy jerks) If you think that the kids should give Chip some Cookie Crisp cereal copy and paste this into your profile Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these Guys? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers...)
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you think the kids should just give the Rabbit some Trix copy and paste this into your profile. (greedy jerks)
If you think that the kids should give Chip some Cookie Crisp cereal copy and paste this into your profile
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these Guys?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is to big)
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
Things to do in an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, lefty loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some say the glass is half empty, others the glass is half full, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!
Officer I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Silence is golden but Duct Tape is silver.
You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and then go save your sorry butt.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear the crap out of paper before paper had any idea what the heck was going on! When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!
"Why do you have a globe in your janitor cart?" "I get lost sometimes."
"I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you."
"ALRIGHT!! Who brought brownies!?"
"If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough."
"A man who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blaim it on."
"It's true that we don't know what we got till it's gone, but its also true that we don't know what we've been missing till it arrives."
"Trust a snake to attack just because a trusting back is turned."
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home,
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they always bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
If everything seems to be going well, look again: you’ve missed something.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.
NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again
I thought I was stupid, before I met you.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
What's another word for thesaurus?
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If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile
If the eating of bacon and pie was illegal and you would still eat them, copy and paste this NOW!
I had amnesia before! I think...
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
If you've ever called Canada 'Canadia', copy this into your profile
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 38/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks, D2000, BookFan73
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
“He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.” - Sun Tzu
“You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.” - Robert Alton Harris
“You must not fear death, my lads; defy him, and you drive him into the enemy's ranks.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
“Treating your adversary with respect is striking soft in battle.” - Samuel Johnson
“The thrill, believe me, is as much in the battle as in the victory.” - David Sarnoff
“A beast does not know that he is a beast, and the nearer a man gets to being a beast, the less he knows it.” - George MacDonald
“Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.” - Jim Morrison
“A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands.” - Seneca
“War is based on deception.” - Sun Tzu
“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.” - General George S. Patton Jr.
“It is a specifically human trait to find joy in chaos.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“He who does not punish evil commands it to be done.” - Leonardo da Vinci
“If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” - Margaret Thatcher
“I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.” - George Armstrong Custer
“The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make their minds to be good or evil.” - Hannah Arendt
“Look for me in the whirlwind or the storm.” - Marcus Garvey
“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” - Mahatma Gandhi.
“I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight,” - General George S. Patton
Those whom we say farewell, are welcomed by others.” - Unknown
“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. And you want to know the thing about chaos? It's fair.” - The Joker, Dark Knight
“Light and Dark are two sides of the same coin. One cannot live without the other.” - Midna
“He bothers me. Shall I kill him?” - Hoshigaki Kisame
If you like the song "The night Santa went crazy" Copy and paste this on yo' profile!
I'm team Twilight stinks
Here's something I found in an old Reader's Digest:
Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with computers. Finally God suggested they settle it: Each would spend two hours using spreadsheets, designing web pages, making charts and tables - everything they knew how to do.
Go toand tell me this doesn't boil your blood.
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