Zombiecatfire13
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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676300, Profile Updated: 06-04-13
Author has written 11 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Misc. Movies, Homestuck, Don't Starve, Gravity Falls, and Danny Phantom.

I would recommend looking at my Deviantart page, on which I am also named "zombiecatfire13". Without the quotation marks, of course. Those were to point out the particular configuration of letters and numbers that you should pay attention to... obviously.

I am also available on Tumblr (available, as a commodity?), still by the same name.

So, yes, I am an artist with a tendency to write silly things, sometimes, and then regret how stupid it is later. This is why I don't like to write long works of fiction (although i aspire to), as i quickly get embarrassed and physically wince at my dumbocity (not an actual word).

Also, I RP, so contact me if you are interested in doing that.

Fandoms that I am currently particularly interested in (though it gets more distant after the first few):

Homestuck

Don't Starve

Doctor Who

Adventure Time

BBC Sherlock

The World Ends With You

Portal

Soul Eater

Danny Phantom

BlazBlue

Sonic the Hedgehog

Fullmetal Alchemist

Dishonored

Bioshock Infinite

MLP

OFF (sort of)

Batman stuff

Prof. Layton

Superjail

The Lorax

Lackadaisy

Avatar: The Last Airbender

MTG

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A Deal's a Deal by DiamondHeart31 reviews
An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,113 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Out by Malconvoker reviews
He had been dying as soon as he arrived on this island. All the talk of surviving was just a distraction from the truth. He wouldn't be leaving this island alive. That steam ship on the horizon was just another hallucination. AU
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Wilson H.
Don't Starve - Tickle by Mimmiroo reviews
Wilson searches for gold to build an Alchemy Machine, and runs into an unsuspected guest along the way.
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Wilson H. - Complete
Something is Wrong by SomeKindofIdiot reviews
The thrilling story of a world in turmoil, and the daring hero who rises from the ashes of... Oh, wait, that can't be right. I'm sorry, but this comic seems to have been hijacked. Please hang up and leave us alone.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Johnny C.
Hollywood Adventure! by Miss Interrogative reviews
Nny wins a trip to Hollywood and gets to bring along three friends. Watch Johnny brave a city he so utterly despises!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Johnny C's Guide to Life by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
A wee handbook for the for the perplexed, by the perplexed! See Johnny's opinion on forgery, Show and Tell, and children!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Johnny C.
Nny is Quite the Little Lover by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
I parody your NnyDevi stories. If you want your story parody'd, review and tell me. Read default chappy before spitting in my face.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
ABCs for Johnny lovers by slinko reviews
gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Horrible Holiday Cheers by Invader Johnny reviews
Happy Noodle Boy sings his own twisted version of a Christmas carol.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Happy Noodle Boy, Johnny C. - Complete
A Light within the Darkness by The Maiden of Light reviews
Squee's parents hire a kind girl named Rose to be his babysitter. What will happen when she has to get used to encountering a crazy murderous nextdoor neighbor? And what does Johnny have to say about her? Completed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,252 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Christmas With the Crazies by Blahsblah2001 reviews
Why, for twenty-three years I've put up with it now, I must find stop Christmas from coming, but HOW? Christmas with Nny. COMPLETED
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Johnny's New Start by Ashryn Straff reviews
Johnny moves...and starts anew
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004
Squeegee Casil and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone by IcePrincess777 reviews
Harry Potter rules, but it cannot escape being parodied! Stuff to whoever can identify the spoof with the water at the end of the chapter. Chapter 7 is up as the first update in a while!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
When My Brain Works by Just Call Me Lenore reviews
One day Johnny has a bit too much caffiene, and do you know what happens when Nny goes crazy? Well, it's MADNESS!!!!!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Johnny's Drunken Adventure by Midnight-Alchemist reviews
Do not sue me for this. I am funny. Please review.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2002
Stare at my Frothy Lips! by fucking faggot reviews
The sequel to the famous "Fear my Bendy Straw" is here! Bunny pajama, gay bar, cameo, pot smoking fun! NOTE!! Explanations of why I haven't finished this story now uploaded!! Check it out, yo.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
Fear my Bendy Straw by fucking faggot reviews
I decided to do a Johnny Fic, fear me, Oohg. Nny gets sugar high. Chapter two is now up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2001 - Published: 10/5/2001
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Playing God reviews
IF YOU KEEP READING, YOU WILL SEE SPOILERS. Many years after Wilson took Maxwell's throne, he decides to play the role of his predecessor by luring Willow into the world that ate him alive.
Don't Starve - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Willow, Wilson H.
Up On The Rooftop, Demon Feet reviews
This is a stupid and short permaBipper story.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Bill, Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Wilson's Journal reviews
Wilson keeps a journal as he traverses the desolate island he finds himself stranded upon.
Don't Starve - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
Indignant Illumination reviews
Inspired by terrible, headache-inducing lights. Midnight Crew.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog - Complete
Truffulas in Time reviews
Takes place in the movie form of The Lorax. The Lorax is badgered to sending Audrey back in time, where she meets the Once-ler of the past... but is the timeline in danger? Of course it is! Now Ted is involved, as well is a future Once-ler... what a mess
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012
AP: Christmas Plus Erik reviews
It's Christmas in Amityville. Everything is the same as usual... aside from the addition of the ghostly Erik. "Another Phantom" side-story
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Erik - Complete
Wings reviews
Everyone in paris is sprouting wings, including Erik and Christine. Carlotta is giving christine trouble again; how can the Angel of Music comfort the fragile young singer?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Another Phantom reviews
Erik has been dead for quite some time, living out his death in the ghost zone. But when a mysterious force pulls him back to Earth, he must once again deal with his greatest enemy: the human race. Phantom of the Opera X Danny Phantom crossover!
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Erik
A Walk in the Present reviews
After years under the opera, Christine takes Erik up to see the modern world. When they come across a morbidly obese couple, Erik's curiosity gets the better of him. In the future of the book, I suppose... Modern times. Don't think about it, just enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Mourning Celebration reviews
It's Christine's birthday, and she's throwing a party! Lots of people will be there... including Erik? Yes, it means so much to Christine that he attends. She should know by now that Erik is NOT the most social person.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Smaller Fires reviews
A very short ErikXChristine story. Christine tries To teach Erik how to cook, but Mr. Genius can't seem to figure it out. I picture this with the Leroux version of Erik, but it really works either way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Erik - Complete