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Author has written 12 stories for Maximum Ride, Inuyasha, Warriors, Avatar: Last Airbender, Vocaloid, Vampire Knight, Bleach, and Sweeney Todd.

REALLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE:From now on, Sophia is the only person going to manage this account since Pocky has lost interest and it's been such a long time (and stuff happened and we've both changed a lot).One such change is cutting down the long profile (sorry for anyone who actually wanted to read the stuff).

I do hope peoples are still interested in my fanfics so please read my QUICK new info then scan to the fics~

Age: 15

Gender: female

Likes: Chocolate, reading, caffine, anime, Skype (which has been awesome lately), and music

Dis- Likes: Extremely neat people, rude people, racists, homophobes, Bible bangers, sexists, and bigots

Occupations: Having secret accounts, listening to music, getting through life, writing

Fave Shows: White Collar, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Invador Zim, Face Off

Fave Authors: Michael Grant, Markus Zusack and a bunch more

Fave Music: HIM (Funeral of Hearts), SuperChick, SHINee, GreenDay, Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star (some songs)

Quote: You can't fix stupid


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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

MY STEREOTYPES...

I am a Christian so I MUST go around acting holier than other people

I'm skinny so I MUST be anerexic

I'm bad at math so I MUST be dumb

I'm small so I MUST be fragile

I act crazy so I MUST be on something

This is sooo sad! I get goosebumps everytime I read this... Read it!!

If you are Against Child Abuse, copy and Paste This:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Moral of the story: Don't bring weapon to school! No matter what you think shooting people up will NOT make anything better. This poem is to remember the students of Columbine, Virginia Tech, and all the other kids who were shot in school shootings and never got to say goodbye.

Yet another sad truth:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your avice to me was right.The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well.


This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I'm not sayin' i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

:3

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge
myth is more potent than history
dreams are more powerful than facts
hope always triumphs over experience
laughter is the cure for grief
love is stronger than death.

-Robert Fulghum

Differences Between a Best Friend and a Friend...

Friend: Call the fire department and get you to someplace same when your house sets on fire

Best Friend: Are the reason my house is on fire and roasting marshmallows in the flames that used to be my bed room

Friend: Asks to borrow stuff nicely

Best Friend: Lunges for it and yells "GIMME!"

Friend: Calls at a reasonable hour to talk

Best Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning to ask to copy your math notes

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will keep walking and say "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best friend: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him, brings him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Best friend: will comfort you when he rejects you

Best friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Sit with you at the side of the pool at that certain time of month

Best Friend: Throws you a tampon and pushes you in

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

List of Phobias and fears, that I find amazingly funny!

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. -Vampires??

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.

Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches to walk with. (Shiver)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. -Now this name is just mean!

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. -Wow

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Spell out yer N-A-M-E and see what it means.! :
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the shit out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V:not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by every1
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. (my favorite) My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside insted.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

I know that that doesn't seemed shortened, but it is and I'll probably remove more stuff as time goes on.

~Sophia

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Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,692 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Maximorphs by Vampiresswolf reviews
One day the flock find a strange surprise when they make camp in a small medow in California. What will happen when the flock meets the animorphs?Read to find out! Disclaimer: i do not own either story. they belong to their respective authors.
Crossover - Animorphs & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/6/2009
Rina Tomonaga by LunaBell O'Eight reviews
So I've managed to corrupt Yuuki, get Kaname on the verge of wanting to kill me in my sleep, watch Yagari get seduced, and throw Aidou out a window. Hey, wanna know the FUNNY part? Last I checked, Vampire Knight was a Manga. Hiatus. This was completely newbie-written, (and by a twelve year old me) so beware!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 253,401 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Zero K., OC]
The Suzumiya Haruhi Bible by Spudmander reviews
Don't be too offended. This isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I just down to thinking "What if Haruhi had a church with its own Bible? What would it say?" This is the product of such musing. There is no end date at the moment.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Fayzbook by FrostyShadows reviews
Computer Jack set up a social networking site for the FAYZ residents, and every chapter we visit someone's wall. First up is Drake :
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Drake M.
Times of darkness by LadyBlackBat reviews
After all the mess that happened in the Academy. Yuuki finally settles down with Kaname in their mansion. But when Yuuki is kidnapped Kaname has to pull all his strings to figure out who took her away and why. oblivious to the shadows in society.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Yuki C.
Echoes Of War by Chaos Ride reviews
Anabell Smith finds a photo album of the flock in her grandma's attic."This is the tale of six kids, and the troubles they face," AU Fax, Niggy, Gella. Warning inside
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Missing Piece by iczelion reviews
When a new vampire is born and is adopted into Cross Academy she changes everyones lives, especially Zero's. Y&K Z&OC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Zero K.
Everlasting Memories by xx.Lili.x reviews
What would've happened if Yuuki never got changed into a vampire and Zero had just left one day? And what if Zero and Yuuki would meet exactly one year after, and Zero wasn't a level D anymore and came back to Cross Academy ? Find out now! :
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Zero K., Yuki C.
Chi no Chigiri xXx Blood Promise by GrimmjowLovesMeXWatchYourBack reviews
Two sisters, one human and one vampire. No one knows why but their parent's who refuse to tell. When they transfer to Cross Academy, they find a lot more was at stake then they thought. And when all hell breaks loose, who will be there to keep them safe
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Takuma I., Hanabusa A.
We Didn't Start The Horror by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
We didn't start the horror, but when we are gone, "Psycho" will live on... it's Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire," Psycho style!
Psycho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
A Very Convoluted Christmas by Emma Iveli reviews
Multi-cross. Chopper is rented out for a Christmas Display. Naruto has a present mix up. Orihime mixes up Christmas and Halloween. Haruhi makes her own Christmas Special. Minoru has a Wonderful Life. And it's not a series of one-shots! Please R&R
Crossover - One Piece & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Chopper, Minoru S. - Complete
Maximum Ride: More Flock? by Ryan735 reviews
Ken lived a normal life-which i wont go into the boring details of describing in the story-but that all changes when he and other people he knew get captured what did those people do to them? accidentally deleted now up for ADOPTION
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
Falling Apart by Autumn Dae reviews
The silence of the building echoed the pain he felt inside, screaming at him to get up, to do something, to stop wallowing and to change the facts. It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. She wasn’t supposed to die. Tiva. NOW FINISHED.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Gone with the Wind by scuba4life reviews
Max and the flock fly over Perdido Beach and visit the McDonald's there when the poof happens. First fanfic so be kind please. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Avatar's Guide to Problem Solving by Masako Moonshade reviews
Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
Hope comes in many forms by Shuichi Saito reviews
Uoyku and Neko dream of one day becomeing free Anima and not slaves. Will their hope come in the form of Cooro, Senri, Husky and Nana. HuskyxNana romance
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009
The In Law From Hell by nuttycookie reviews
Us IchiRuki fans just LOVE to fantasize about our favorite Strawberry and Midget, but there's one BIG part of the marriage agreement that we often tend to forget: the in-laws.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
When you give Aizen a Hogyoku by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Aizen a Hogyoku?Sequel to "When you give Ulquiorra a ipod" and "When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk". This one is slightly different from the other two.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - S. Aizen
When you give Ulquiorra an ipod by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Ulquiorra an ipod?Read and find out.Rated for some languege at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Mind of a Christian by Jack's Sword reviews
Poetry based on some of the best points of my life.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
I'll Be Gone by Birdy Point reviews
POST MR2. Max is captured by Erasers, and the Flock are left to pick up the pieces. What will happen two years later, when the flock come face to face with a certain familiar, winged teen girl.. as the enemy? R&R! Chappy 13 UP! -Dark Max, Fax, Niggy, OFCs
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007
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Chase Away the Demons reviews
The way I think it should have ended. R&R please! T for violence. One shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
The Flock, Erasers, and Sexy Babe reviews
Bird-kid Arc finds an old notebook on the grimy streets she decides to document her experiences. Meeting the Flock is just the icing on the cake. Flames welcome! T for language New Chapter up as of 12/12
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Once Upon a December reviews
Katsu Suzuki is a new student at Cross Academy but has a mysterious past. doesn't everyone there? Is it just a strange feeling Yuuki has, or does this new girl know Zero from before the accident? My first VK fanfic. Please review, flames welcome!UPDATED
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
Farther Than We Thought reviews
Ichigo is still contemplating how he feels about Rukia, he might even tell her the truth! Everything goes down hill when Rukia gets captured though again . IchiRuki. Annoying Orihime. Flames welcome!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Twins reviews
Max and Fang have been captured yet again. Different from other stories I've written. Please review! Flames welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009
Hand Cuffed reviews
The title basically says it all. Flames welcome. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Little joke, Big trouble! reviews
When Rin and Len decide to play a "little" prank on Haku by stealing her sake bottles, how will Haku respond to it? Comedy one-shot! Rated T for alcohol reference and mild language. Please R & R but no flames!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Haku Y. - Complete
SAT reviews
What happens when two sisters from our world accidentaly fall into the Avatar world? What will happen when one ends up with the group and the other with Zuko? Did I mention they can bend? Co-Written by: nuts for Star Wars
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009
Scourge's Revenge reviews
He's back...... Please review Flames Welcome. I FINALLY UPDATED!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Rock a'by egg? reviews
What will happen when Max and Fang have to take care of an egg for a health project. What will Max do when Lisa is Fangs partner? This is my first fanfict. Flames Welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Max's Mickey Mouse Clock reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY happened to Max's Mouse clock? Flames welcome. One shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Max, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Bath Time For Kirara reviews
See what happens when Sango tries to give Kirara a bath. One shot. PLEASE REVIEW! Flames Welcome!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete