Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
About me: Um, not really much to say. I have developed a fanatic obsession with Harry Potter, and I FINISHED my TnR story. YAAAY, finally. I really hate how I wrote Roy, though... I actually like him, lol. When somebody says Edward, I don't think some vampire, I think Edward Elric. I read Twilight long before there was talk of making a movie. Not that it wasn't good, but honestly, I've read many better books. And I'm not afraid to say it.
I also have a strange fangirling new obsession with Korean bands. It started with SuJu. Then Bi (Rain)... then Se7en... then Big Bang... Now DBSK... Plus all the Japanese bands I am still obsessing over like Miyavi... GazettE... Alice Nine... SuG... Nightmare... Aile... Clearveil... Dir en Grey... I think my mom was right when she said I was born on the wrong side of the world. I'M SUCH AN INSULT TO EUROPE!! ;o; and it continues to amaze my parents that I can't stand cabbage. My grandma says they used to call rice "Cinska Pomsta." WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET THE CHINESE RETURNED THE FAVOUR AND CALL CABBAGE 'SLOVAK REVENGE' IN THEIR LANGUAGE x.x
Sorry, I'm done now.
I have too much stuff on my profile...
Edit: Things that piss me the ~ off:
Since I don't have a blog, unfortunately you have been chosen as the recipients of this list. I won't include here vs. hear, whose vs. who's, your vs. you're, its vs. it's, there vs. their vs. they're, or to vs. too vs. two, because those have been done to death, and likely are just typos, rather than actually you not knowing English.
-NUMBER ONE: Loose vs. Lose
Loose means, her pyjamas are loose on her, because she does not enjoy wearing tight clothes to bed. Lose means, oh crap, have you seen my keys? Or, perhaps more fittingly, oh crap, have you seen my white flag?
-Than vs. Then
Than is a comparative word, when you place one thing next to another. The kitchen gets more sun than my bedroom. Then is a time word. I got up, but then I went back to sleep and missed my bus. It means, like, afterwards.
-Affect vs. Effect
Affect is a verb. (How divorce affects children.) Effect is a noun. (The Butterfly Effect.) That is all.
-Amuse vs. Bemuse
Bemuse means to confuse. It has nothing to do with amusing anybody. If somebody has a bemused expression, that means they have no idea what's going on (like me when I read those scenes.) It does not mean they think it's funny!
-Wary vs. Weary
Wary people are watching out to make sure that Lord Voldemort isn't suddenly going to pop out from behind a bush. They are being cautious. Weary people are looking for a bed to lie down and die in, because they're just so frickin tired. You can be weary of a conflict after it's been going on for a while, but you can only be wary of it before it has happened.
I'm going to enjoy adding to this list ^_^ instead of ranting to my friends about it, poor things. (And yes, guys, English is my second language too, before anyone yells at me about it. It's not an excuse until it's your fourth or fifth language =P)
Fandoms I like:
Weiss Kreuz Kapital
Law and Order (Thank you Holly)
Like in stories:
Hate in Stories:
MPREG!! (Blech, that's so humiliating for whoever it is)
Depends on the story:
Lolicon (chan) [Like Loveless ^.^[No... citrus >.>]
Het (usually not though)
Ed (of course)
So, I've started liking some rather unconventional GW pairings. Of course there is the obvious 1x2, 3x4, but other than that:
(Wow, I like Heero as an uke, don't I?)
On 2x4: I tried. I failed. Please no.
Harry/Lucius Malfoy (New obsession)
Schuldig/Ari (my o.c. lol. Don't worry, you'll never have to read anything about her, she is a Mary Sue in all senses of the word XD)
Aya/Chi (Friend's o.c)
Aly/Taybur Sibiget (sp?)
Pairings I hate:
ZECHS/WUFEI (6x5) (I hate this pairing, because the two of them have nothing in common. They barely even met. 6x1 I can understand, but who the hell dreamed this pairing up? It seems like someone just liked the way 1x2 3x4 5x6 looked, and it caught on. I mean, 13x5 is so obvious, it's practically canon! Yet there's so few good stories for it... =P)
Now for the Copy-Paste section:
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, Edward Sam Mustang, Crimsonvulpix, Crimsonvixen333, Schwarz Shifter
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. (A volleyball. In the middle of a tournament.)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.
#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
When You Dial A Mental Hospital
Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
When the first man discovered that cows have milk...what do you think he was doing? .
It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.
Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over
A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sex on TV is not dangerous, unless you fall off
Sometimes it just helps to be upside-down.
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Don’t drink and drive… you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."—Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.
Faster than a rabid Nagi on coffee, pancakes, and mint-chocolate-chip ice cream can demolish a city block.
Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity.
Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an 's' in it?
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. - - Mark Twain
They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think its Tom.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars. Then I wondered, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?
Drive it like you stole it!
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!
Caution: I drive exactly like you do!
Don’t worry, it’s just blood.
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
You have the emotional capacity of this stapler
"I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize."
"Borrow money from pessimists... they don’t expect it back."
I suffer from STRESS: a condition that derives from the neglected need to strangle an idiot that desperately deserves it.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic.
You really shouldn't let your mind wander like that...It's too small to be out on it's own.
If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?
If you managed to read all this way, you have waaaaaay too much time on your hands. May I suggest:
Harry Potter and the Dark Legacy
Curse of Fate
The Black Heir
The Art of Hidden Personas
Cambiare Por El Migliore
An Idle Mind is the Devil's Playground
The Darkness of Light
One Day At A Time
Harry Potter/Gundam Wing xovers:
Harry Potter and the Secret Link
A Fate Worse Than Death
Harry Potter/Naruto xovers:
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Diary of a Protected Witness
(I just noticed how those are all by snowdragonct... so now I have one that isn't. WARRING MINDS! adskhqgoreadit.)
When Fallen Angels Fly (by InoFan. Superawesomesauce under-appreciated 2x5x2 that it is. I argue the abundance of commas [I looked, and I didn't see any that I wouldn't use] and although the plot isn't exactly dying-worthy, it's a hell of a lot better than some of the other stuff on my favourites list, and the rest of the writing is amazing
There are many many many more in my favourites list!
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