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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Merlin.

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Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Moment by PelbiPRODUCTIONS reviews
Link's life is finally getting back to normal, with the help of his new love, Malon. He's put his old life with Zelda behind. Until the day of her engagement announcement, which causes an awkward reunion and betrayal. LinkXMalon/LinkXZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Link, Zelda
The Addict by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
He was nothing; just an empty body, a talking, walking shell. Such a poor excuse for a man. Although he had so much, he only wished that he could stop breathing, stop moving. Stop being. He was addicted and that could never change. Sasu/Saku&Sasu/Neji AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,604 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sibling Rivalry by xxAngelEyez01xx reviews
Sakura loved him. She gave him chance after chance. She gave him everything she had, but in the end, it wasn't good enough. He broke her heart… So she moved on to the guy who was always there, seducing her; enticing her. His brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,008 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Heartthrob by xxAngelEyez01xx reviews
Since he wants to stay in America, Sasuke Uchiha has to move-in with some family friends. There's only one problem, though: They have daughters and one is especially feisty. It's a good thing that the Uchiha likes challenges ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by AoiCherry reviews
It's well known that no girl can resist the undeniably handsome looks of the infamous Sasuke Uchiha. That is, until Sakura Haruno comes along. With a protective barrier around her heart, built after the one guy she loved left her, she is the only one who is immune to Sasuke's looks. The reason: it just so happens that her ex-boyfriend looks a lot like the famed Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,089 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blurred by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura knew how thin the line between hate and love was. However, what she did not know was that sometimes, that line did not exist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
She was perfect by Hay Gurl Hay reviews
She was perfect. At least, until she became Uchiha Sasuke's latest obsession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
New Girl by xxAngelEyez01xx reviews
Sakura Haruno has a habit of becoming involved with gorgeous jerks, but has she ever met one quite like Sasuke Uchiha? More importantly, what old memories will he cause to resurface?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,547 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Games and Dragons by Queenie Z reviews
Link and Zelda get romantic in front of the Ancient Cistern. Surely, no one could possibly be watching them... could they? Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda. Sexual content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Aesthically Pleasing by August Solstice reviews
"I don't know, my body just reacted. Oh Kami did I just say that out loud?" Sasuke smirked and his hands around her waist. "Well, let your body react again." With that their lips meet again only more confident this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Virgin Queen by MorganWrites reviews
Link is engaged to Illia, but due to being short of money for the wedding, helps out in the six-month preparation of Zelda's ceremony into queen with many other men. Somehow, he stumbles into a dangerous love with her. lies&scandal.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Zelda, Link
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stand My Ground by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Oh, the things that can happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unsuspected Love Bite by grizzlebear reviews
SasuSaku, AU - I was supposed to fall in love with her best friend, not for the geek-turned-goddess. But it's all good, because I know she loves me back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,524 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want You by Dory-Tox reviews
AU, the FMA characters in a High School setting. Winry Rockbell is the new girl at school and she's intruiged by the strangely popular Edward Elric, who's past seems to be causing him greif no matter how much he says he's fine.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,068 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura's life has just been turned completely upside down. Her parents are moving and she's forced to live with seven boys. Based off Megan Mead's Guide to the McGowan Boys. R&R. Now being revised. Sasu/Saku, other pairings. New revised versions up to chapter.7 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Faces by Jigglywigglypuff reviews
Post OoT. Link grows up and befriends Princess Zelda as well as Malon. However, he is faced with a personal dilemma when he realizes how close he has grown to both of them, as well as their requited feelings. Zelink/Malink. Reviewers choose the ending!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,856 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Petals by Puppet Chi reviews
I believe that if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave,from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Trapped reviews
Sakura is in an abusive relationship with Neji. Sasuke Uchiha transfers to their school in the middle of the year. Sasuke may be a jerk, but he knows the proper way to treat a lady, and he takes an immediate disliking to his neighbor Neji. fullsuminside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bully reviews
Being a Senior in High School is supposed to be fun right? WRONG. What's fun about getting swirlies every week and being shoved into lockers on a daily basis? "Oh Sakura he picks on you because he likes you." "Mom, what fantasy world are you living in?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Jack Daniel's reviews
ItaSaku One-shot, Sakura decided it was a good idea to run herself a nice hot bath and drink half of Itachi's bottle of Jack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Raining, It's Pouring! reviews
Hmm, play in the rain, or stay dry and pretty for your date with Sasuke. No brainer right? Sorry Sasuke…. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Power Outage reviews
Sasuke was willing to do just about anything to win his girlfriend back. Even causing a mass black out across half of Konoha was nothing. "I love you, Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke Reads the Articles reviews
"Of course. Why would I need to look at the pictures when I can just walk in on you in the shower?" "Get out pervert!" Sequel to "Cosmopolitan". CRACK. Smut. Whatever you wanna call it : GIFT for everyone who reviewed s Cosmo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosmopolitan reviews
Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Deeds reviews
Today, my best friend smashed an egg over my head. The reason? I ate pizza with her ex boyfriend, who's also my new boyfriend. I thought it would be okay considering she gave my ex boyfriend a blowjob while we were still dating. Apparently not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Church Camp reviews
Church camp has never been so adolescently brilliant. Mortal enemies since kinder garden, what will Sasuke and Sakura do when they go to the same church camp over the summer? M for later chapters. Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Savior reviews
"Eye witnesses say they saw a young girl with pink hair and green eye's running from said man just hours ago." He stood without a second thought, throwing on a solid black hoodie before running blindly into the raging storm. He had to find her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
"I can't, I have to take my step sister Sakura Haruno to her gynecologist appointment. She's been having problems." That's it. Sasuke Uchiha was a dead man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
10 Dates reviews
Gwaine has always been good at meeting girls in taverns. Although, this time he signed up for more than he might have imagined. The girl in question seems to have a lot of old friends. Rating may go up. GwainexOC
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Gwaine
Harry Potter's Formspring Page reviews
You can learn a lot about a wizard on the internet. T for language. Contains spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Your Sex Is On Fire reviews
Sequel to "You're A Dream Come True." It just wasn't smart to try and sneak past Kakashi at night. Unless you're willing to pay the price. And what a sweet price it is. KakashixSakura, LEMON :D Third installment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Your Dreams reviews
So how did Sakura find herself in a bathroom, half naked, with a very excited Kakashi? Gift for pelbiproductions. First installment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
You're A Dream Come True reviews
Sequel to "In Your Dreams". Kakashi and Sakura continue to have dirty dreams of one another. Will the sexual tension between them prove to be too much for the both of them? Second installment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Valentine reviews
It's the night before Valentines day. Ron has Lavender. Harry has Ginny. Even George has a pretty girl by his side. She can't help but mope about her lack of a significant other. Fred Weasley is determined to show her the joys of the single life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
An Incomplete Disaster reviews
Hermione had worked so hard in planning this New Years party. But all she got was drunken wannabe indians, running around with Ginny's underwear on their heads, and Fred and George were only making it worse. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete