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Author has written 5 stories for iCarly, Twilight, and Sonny with a Chance.

Please don't be in love with someone else...

Regarder dans votre cœur et vous trouverez l'amour...

all about me.

J A C Q U E L I N E.

your name: is stupid. well, all together it's stupid. i like my first name. and i like my middle name. but together it all just sounds demented.

your age: seventeen, baby. just one more year until i can... do things.

your race: race... like running... i don't like to run. it's bad for you.

your location: it'd be so easy to make you believe the US.

all about my interests.

what do you do: i write. and read. and i stretch in P.E. according to my teacher, i live a "sedentary lifestyle." i had to look that word up before responding.

what do you watch: well...

tv shows: the disney channel. (it's good for your health.) gossip girl, icarly, victorious, the kardashians (whether we're keeping up with them or watching them take miami) and other junk.

movies: she's the man, john tucker must die, mean girls, 17 again, juno, high school musical movies, and other junk.

what do you read: hmm. tough question. my taste in books is... shallow, for lack of a better word. sometimes when i'm bored and stray to people's profiles, they'll say their favorite books consist of brontë, jane austin, and all those classic american novels and poetry and i feel embarrassed that i'm not that deep. i hate poetry. i like the twilight saga and the clique series. bratty rich girls and sexy vampires are all it takes to entertain me. along with the fine workings of chelsea handler. j'ai honte.

what do you learn: math. p.e. math. english. math. science. math. how to steal my best friend's chocolate bar in math class and blame it on the scrawny kid next to her. math. oh, and languages. they're legit. my top 3 favorite languages (in no particular order) are italian, french, and english. i'm also very fond of spanish. and if you speak very slowly, i might understand the gist of brazilian portuguese. (;

what do you listen to: let's go all the way tonight / i should probably let you know that i never knew what i had / n o w i ' m f e e l i n ' s o f l y l i k e a G 6 / long live the look on your face / you've got a face for a smile, you know / you see, i fell in love with my rock god / and i'm on my way to believing / and i don't know where i've been, and i don't know what i'm into / there you go making my heart beat again / (eff the jonas brothers.) / when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while / you build me up, you break me down / i want to make you feel beautiful / swing to the rhythm of love / t h i s r i g h t h e r e i s m y p r e t t y g i r l s w a g . . .

what do you wear: cardigans and ankle boots rock my world.

what do you write: one-shots. i'm gonna stick with those for awhile. i have a few ideas for actual chapter stories, but in all honesty, i highly doubt i could finish them. i'll get bored. so far, i've written for icarly and twilight. but i assure you, the list will expand. later. if i'm not too lazy.

anything else?

i'm difficult.


"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted!" -- Red Forman, That '70s Show

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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 9,524 - Follows: 6,660 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Betrothed by locqua reviews
Were Edward & Rosalie truly honest with Bella when describing their time together before Emmett came into the family? This is their story. True to canon & character, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,123 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Early Morning Escape by Ann-Dree-Ahh reviews
They had danced. They had kissed. They had gone back to Chad's house. It had been the most incredible night of her life, but she couldn't help but think it was all a lie.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Baby Maker by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
"Don't worry. When you're ready to settle down, I'll just have to be the one you marry." He just happened to be walking in the Prop House when Sonny decided she wanted a perfect baby. Sonny/Chad oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
My Happily Ever After by JK5959 reviews
Bella's already fragile marriage completely shattered the day Jasper left her for another woman. Putting it behind her, she finally finds true love, falling hard and fast for Edward. Will their love survive once things take a turn no one expected? B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,180 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous by ills reviews
Bella. Edward. Strawberrys. Neckties. Locking lips. And Mike Newton.. what the?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Death of Elizabeth Masen by Damsell reviews
This is the story of Edward Cullen's mother, Elizabeth Ward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,471 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 9,397 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
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Jours de la Semaine reviews
One-shot. "On Thursdays she wore yellow. He pretended not to notice." A week in the lives of Sonny and Chad. ChadSonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
My Angel reviews
One-shot. "My existence depends on you going back to Carlisle. Will you do that for me?" Edward gets a visit from a mysterious, unnamed female vampire during his rebellious years, who he dubs his angel. Who is she? And why does Bella look like her? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Those So Called Bundles of Joy reviews
Oneshot. September 13, 1987: The Cullens visit Forks in search for a new home. But what happens when a woman goes into labor at a grocery store and Carlisle's forced to deliver her baby? PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bid on My Love reviews
Oneshot. "I am NOT auctioning myself off to the entire female population of Forks High School!" Alice and Jessica have a date auction to raise money for a field trip at school. Who will bid on Edward? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
iCharity reviews
OneShot. "The third kiss helped natural disaster relief efforts." 'Good-doer' Sam finds ways to make the world a better place - all of which including stealing a few kisses from Freddie. SamFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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