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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676680, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Gomenesai for my lack of updating D: I've got a horrible writer's block, and also began a couple
new stories. These and my art have taken up all my creativity, so I'm sorry if I update really slow! D:
It doesn't help that I don't have hardly anyone reviewing... it makes me feel like my writing sucks D: really bad DD:
But anyways, I'll try to update some... Gomen again!

Hey everyone! w I'm ImTtlyTheHero, but you can call me Akuma!
I've got myself 3 alter egos >3
Emo: Emo is my dark side. She's got long black hair and blue eyes, and she's very very insensitive.
Dei-chan: Dei-chan is my inner fangirl She has bright blonde hair and blue eyes and she's hyper!
Akuma: Akuma is my normal me She has my blonde hair and blue eyes and she's just kind of... there XD She holds the most influence over everything.

About ME:

I WAS THE PERSON TO INVENT THE QUOTE THAT'S BEEN MAKING ITS WAY AROUND FF.NET, "It's not the arguing with yourself that's weird, it's the arguing with yourself and LOSING that's weird!" AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT XD

TEH GENERAL...
Name: Tiffany "Akuma" Brooks
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Eye color: ice blue with lighter blue around the pupil and darker blue around the edges :3
Hair color: bleach blonde (NATURAL!) with slightly darker blonde highlights
Skin color: so pale it's scary
Most seen mood/expression: annoyed =_=

Favorite...
Movie: hot damn, probably teh classic "Nightmare Before Christmas" by Tim Burton
Anime: Naruto (though not so much anymore)
Anime Character: Hidan FTW! and Deidara and Neji too XD
Internet WebShow: Red vs Blue
Colors: black, red, blue, and white
Book: any manga c:
Music genre: alternative and rock
Song: "What Hurts the Most" by Cascada
Shirt style: tanktop-tanktop combo
Pants style: skirt over leggings
Shoe style: clogs XD so shoot me
Outfit: my black nightmare before christmas t-shirt, blue jeans, and my black sneakers
Saying: 1) "Why bother doing it if it's only gonna be undone later?" 2) "Reality is so overrated." 3) "ORLY?!"
Pairings: look below
Naruto: NaruSaku, SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, KibaHina, InoSaku, NaruSasu, KakuHida, SasoDei, PeinKona, DeiTobi, ZetTobi, KisaIta, LeeGaa
InuYasha: InuKago, SangoMiroku
Vampire Knight: ZeroYuuki, YuukiKaname

Least Favorite...
Movie: Twilight XP
Anime: mmm, Bleach, i guess...
Anime Character: UCHIHA SASUKE! >XP
Internet WebShow: err... n/a?
Color: PINK! DXBook: the Twilight series
Music genre: Rap (just listen to a tape of some guy coughing! it's better than that!)
Song: "I Am" by Hilary Duff (too happy for me... xP)
Shirt style: tube top, period
Pants style: short shorts and miniskirts
Shoe style: flipflops
Pairings: ohhh, too many to name XP

Top 10 Favorite Anime Characters:
1. Hidan (Naruto)
2. Deidara (Naruto)
3. Itachi (Naruto)
4. Sasori (Naruto)
5. Pein (Naruto)
6. L (Death Note)
7. Yusuke (YuYu Hakusho)
8. Teru Mikami (Death Note)
9. Hyuuga Neji (Naruto)
10. Suigetsu (Naruto)


Hetalia- WWIII supernations:
IFSA:http://akatsukishinigami.deviantart.com/art/APH-Post-WWIII-Middle-East-157709108
English Republic and Republic of Asia: http://xdemonxakumax.deviantart.com/art/APH-English-and-Asian-Republic-157602541
Soviet Union: http://xdemonxakumax.deviantart.com/art/APH-New-Soviet-Union-157507338

QUOTES~

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"The important thing isn't winning, it's the babes. The babes, man, are what you wanna fight for! The babes!" -my brother rolls eyes

"All I hear is the little voice in my head telling me to kill all my friends before they have a chance to kill me... What, you don't hear it?" -Caboose, RvB

"My brother always said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' so one time I hit him on the head with a dictionary and said 'Where's your saying now, bish?!'" -me

"Bow chicka bow wow!" -Tucker, RvB

"Wow Tucker, that thing either really hates the sword, or it really hates you!" -Church, RvB

"SON OF A BITCH!" -the whole RvB cast

"Yeah... wait, what?" -pretty much the whole RvB cast after talking to Sister

"I mean, who wants to be known as the girl who's had 7 abortions?" -Sister, RvB

"My invisible friends says I have mental problems..." -tshirt

"It's not the arguing with yourself that's weird, it's the arguing with yourself and LOSING that's weird!" -me!

"Braaaaiiiinnnnnsss..." -Caboose in a zombie PSA, RvB

"Well now, you haven't changed at all, have you?" -Raja to Hidan

"DANCE, I tell you, DANCE!!" -my little brother

"I like pancakes, you like pancakes, I kill you over pancakes." -no clue XD saw it on google

"If I owned naruto, Sasuke would have died in the fight against Haku and Zabuza, and Deidara wouldn't be dead. Did that happen? NO! Then I don't own naruto!" -someone on youtube


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (hentai included)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(which i am =_=)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST drink MILK.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I love CHOCOLATE and SWEETS, so I MUST be a FAT.

1. You came to look at my profile because you were bored, saw my name on your review, or
randomly saw my name and thought 'hey. wonder who this is.'
2. You think that whatever the heck this is that I'm doing is pointless or just plain weird.
3. You are a fan of Naruto, Twilight, Warriors, and/or Harry Potter.
5. You like to rean fanfics and/or look at fanart.
6. You would have nightmares if you saw Gaara, Tigerstar, and/or Voldemort in
a sparkly pink frilly tu-tu.
7. You just thought about the image I created and either laughed or shuddered or both.
8. You are thinking that I'm getting everything right simply by luck or cheating.
9. You want to chuck a rock or something more painful at anyone who beats a child or defensless animal.
10. You were too busy reading all of this to notice what number four said.
11. You just went back and looked up at number four.
12. You are laughing to yourself and nodding.
13. You are wondering what I'll pull out next to surprise you with.
14. You think this is funny or at least a little humorous.
15. You are thinking about showing or sending this to a friend.

If everything I've said so far is right, or you think it's funny in any way whatsoever, paste this to your profile for others to enjoy.

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!) Crazy is when you are laying on your best friends bed while she and her boyfriend are having a fight and are on either side of the room and then you start to laugh hysterically no apparent reason. Crazy is when you start talking to yourself, then laugh for no reason and start waving to the person next to you for the next ten minutes. Crazy is when you stare at a mirror and when someone asks you what you are doing you say you are finally going to beat yourself at a staring contest. Crazy is bungee jumping off your bed with a piece of gum. Crazy is trying to drown a fish. Crazy is when you're talking with a friend and then randomly change the subject more than 3 times in one minute. If you are crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS:Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though."

FRIENDS:Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS:Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS:Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS:Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS:Already know not to tell

FRIENDS:Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS:Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS:Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS:Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS:Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS:Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS:Will know all your passwords.

BESTFRIENDS:MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS:Are there for you to cry on when your boyfriend leaves you for another girl

BESTFRIENDS:Are already chasing that boy to Mexico screaming "YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!"

FRIENDS:Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS:Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS:Will add to it!!


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?


: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone. (Look at my icon!)

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

-True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

-The longest journey begins with a single step.

-Keep safe and defend mean the same thing, it's just people that use defend want to be fancy. So stick your toungue out at the "fancy people"!- Akatsuki Chef

· When you fail, trying to do the same thing over an over again and expecting it to work is a sign of insanity.

·There are 2 types of people in this world, the kind that stand in the shadows hoping that someone else will fix their problems for them or the kind that makes a stand and does something about it. Who are you?

·Nothing is impossible unless you give up.

-Before you tick someone off, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO tick them off, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. :D


You know you are obsessed with Naruto. Things in bold are the things you have actually done.

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.

It takes fewer

muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, The All Real Numbers Symbol, RvBlover- Agent Sparks

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, RvBlover- Agent Sparks

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, RvBlover- Agent Sparks

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you really hate Sasuke from Naruto, and wish Gaara had killed him when he had the chance, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Gaaras1Girl, Gaarafangirl91, Deidara-kunisMine, emoDeidara13

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you discriminate, then shame on you. If not, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are not afraid to show your religion , copy and paste this into your profile (JASHIN ALL THE WAY! lol no, Ima Atheist )

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

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If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
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_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara
(someone used my quote! lol!)
(dei-senpai is stalking me... o.e)


These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)


Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ~ ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara~ Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)
Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)


Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Signs you are obsessed with Axis Powers Hetalia:

1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more. (yes)
2. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII. (No too depressing...)
3. You believe that some one’s personality will correspond with the country that they came from. (yes)
4. You think that hamburgers should be The United State’s national food. (yes even though I don't like them.)
5. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy. (Not for Italy)
6. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…(impossible not to)
7. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.(Can't really avoid half my family...)
8. You start styling your hair after Italy’s.(too much work)
9. Or anyone else’s hair.(nope)
10. You own a character costume.(Hopefully will soon but I have a Prussian flag?)
11. You have cosplayed as a character before.
12. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.(Of course!)
13. You have threatened to seize another’s "vital regions".(Akward)
14. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.(Yes...)
15. You know the words to any Hetalia song.(Not any but most)
16. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.(Yep well I guess it's hetalia, The Story of Morning and Evening (roman)?)
17. You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.(too much work)
18. You have learned Japanese just to read the comics.(Tried to)
19. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.(All while annoying my friends!)
20. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.(Can someone tell me how?)
21. You plan on naming one of your children after a character.(YES!)
22. You squeal during history lessons.(Well we're learning about Israel not europe so...)
23. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.(Sadly yes)
24. You have written a fanfiction for APH.(DUH!)
25. You have read a fanfiction for APH.(of course)
26. You draw APH fanart.(sorry can't draw for my life)
27. You put answers like "Alfred F. Jones" or "Arthur Kirkland" on geography tests.(My teacher wouldn't understand)
28. You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.(Nope!)
29. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.(If someone knew about it)
30. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.
31. You worry for a country’s health when their stocks go down.
32. You scream "HERO!" whenever people mention America.
33. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
34. You actually start saying "aru" in acuall conversation.
35. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.(Do you really need to ask?)
36. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.(It is duh!)
37. Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia.
38. You tell people your eyebrows are similar to England’s.(There not...)
39. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair.
40. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
41. You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
42. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.
43. You ARE one with Russia.
44. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.
45. When wars seem to become hilarious.
46. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.(Of course what else could it be?!)
47. You tell people that if the alien attack, they will go for England.(They will from AMERICA)
48. Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
49. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies of the axis?
50. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA~!"
51. You yell "Pastaa~!" anywhere in public.
52. You start planting sunflowers.
53. You laugh at any song referring to a country’s size. (e.g. Canada’s really big)
54. You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.(Yep: Latvian, Russian, Hungarian, and amazingly Prussian that's right Prussian!)
55. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.(At least once a week.)
56. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia’s.(Can't knit, or cook...)
57. You start noticing all of the China jokes.
58. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
59. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
60. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
61. You claim to have married a country.(Look above)
62. You know every pairing in the book.
63. You created a pairing (or more…).
64. You wish Rome was your grandfather.
65. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.
66. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!"
67. When upset, you chant "kolkolkolkolkol…"
68. You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.(It's fun to see their suprised look though saddens me a lot of people don't know about Prussia...)
69. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.
70. Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.
71. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.(The character Germany)
72. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
73. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.(Aren't they?)
74. You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
75. You own a world map…that only shows America.
76. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.
77. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.
78. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
79. You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
80. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
81. You dream of becoming your own country.
82. You refer to every country’s king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
83. You have taken it to yourself to create OC’s for countries not represented in Hetalia.
84. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
85. Wursts have now replaced sausages.
86. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.
87. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
88. You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation’s birthdays.
89. You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually mean.(It's how they say Italia in Japanese)
90. You do needlepoint now because England does it.(Can't do.)
91. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them "that was created in korea, you know…"(Cause it was!) This comment was created in in Korea.
92. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
93. Planes suddenly interest you.
94. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
95. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.
96. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
97. You know the WWII uniform of every nation.
98. You now mass-produce white flags.
99. You use chairs and pans as weapons.
100. You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is.
101. Germany is a saint in your eyes.
102. You spent most of your day writing this list….

103: You want to hug landmasses
104: You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
105: You call tomatoes "bono tomato"!
106: People can't mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.
107: You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
108. You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.
109. Saying "ve" is a normal thing to you.
110. You tell your friends that it's fine that you don't see each other over spring break because everyone will beomce one with Russia...
111. You laugh at history books.
112. Someone has suggested you see a phychiatrist because you laughed at a historical event that wasn't funny in the least.
113. You call your best friend Liet.
114. You think that the states should be America's kids.
115. You support more than one pairing for each nation.

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My Dark Heart by Parable reviews
Something in America has changed. He returns to power a changed nation. A nation who wants to share his perfect vision for a new world with everyone, even if it means forcing them to become one with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,537 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
Suprise Guests by S1SKA reviews
Aoi is just your average girl. What happens when a certain group of S-ranked criminals appear in her closet? Rated T because I doubt that continuous knifing is kid-appropriate. FOREVER HIATUS'ed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,828 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
17 DAYS OF HELL by Bexi reviews
Vexen creates a potion to destroy Marluxia's flowers - instead, it turns Zexion into a baby. Aging a year each day, Zexion has a 2nd chance at his childhood. But what happens when young Zexion takes a shine to Marluxia because of his scent? Not shōnen-ai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,054 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Marluxia, Zexion
Unexpected Visitors by Jojenga reviews
I reached for the alarm clock, and i felt something rather...sharp...i looked up, and i saw...a kunai...a flippin KUNAI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki
Stupid Geniuses by MidnightWritings reviews
Stupidity series rewritten All I did is wish that something exciting would happen to me! I didn't want to get kidnapped. Maybe talking to strangers IS bad… Akatsuki/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere by Concemin reviews
-Red vs Blue- Corey was on his way home, when he found a strange blue shard--a fragment of the Forerunner Crystal. However, this strange find ended up transporting him to Blood Gulch! A new character among old friends, how will he get back home? R&R!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
HETALIA UNIT Q&A what the Manuals DONT tell you by Aussie-limey reviews
sure every Hetalia unit Manual comes with troubleshooting and little tips, but what about those things they dont say? ASK HERE! Summeray suks please read inside fore more details. rating may go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Toy Soldiers by Soot reviews
Germany, Italy, America and England are all kidnapped. They don't know where they are or if they will even survive. Matthew sets out to find them, but is always followed by Francis and stalked by Gilbert. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,761 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Silver Ring by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
When America doesn't show for a World Meeting, England goes to see what's wrong, only to find he's running for his life, and ends up finding himself in some cave. Meanwhile Free Sky his sorting though his new body to find the owner has yet to fade.
Crossover - Host & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - America
Red vs Blue: Days Gone By by LDSocrates reviews
It's been months since the final fight with O'Malley, and Church is not over Tex's death. After he finds a certain message, both Red and Blue will make new friends, witness the deepest of betrayals, and turn the tide in a war stretched across a galaxy...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,044 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/17/2007
Sick Day by Abarero reviews
With anyone else, Germany would have suspected an elaborate staged sickness, but he never second guessed Italy's cold being genuine; the other country clearly feverish and utterly miserable by appearance alone. N.Italy/Germany .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Pets by gaarafangirl91 reviews
When I woke up one Summer morning, I thought it would be a day like any other. Boy, was I wrong... Rated T for hidan's cusses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Legendary by Lupus Silvae reviews
Sonic has three forms: Normal, Super, and Dark. But how do they affect each other, Sonic's reputation, and his own sanity? My take on Sonic's mental state and how he functions in a poem.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sonic - Complete
Faust The Bat by TheVulpineHero1 reviews
An escaped government weapon with a dangerous ability causes a number of issues for the Sonic Team. And to make matters worse, the government wants him dead. Will the Sonic Team ever discover his secrets and the secrets of his creation?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Tails
As Lightning Strikes by Chiherah-chan reviews
Chiherah is a normal girl trying to lead a normal life as a ninja. However, after a tragic incident, she finds herself bloody and surrounded by two guys from Akatsuki! Deidara & OC FanFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Deidara
Others by MidnightWritings reviews
Afraid of the dark? You should be. Kakuzu/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakuzu
The Holy Mission by Prauge reviews
Hidan gets charged by Jashin to find someone who has been killing off other Jashinists. i toned down on Hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Freedom! '90 by Concemin reviews
RED vs BLUE.. One minute I was sleeping, the next... I was sleeping! Only it wasn't my room I woke to! It was Sarge rudely ripping my blanket from on top of me! So now I'm in Blood Gulch and a member of the Red Team. Hmm.. R&R! Rated T for some language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Sarge vs Grif by Dessmond Williams reviews
excatly what the title suggest, but from simmons pov. RvB first few chapters are intros
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Verräter reviews
When Roman-age Francis appears in the modern-day world, it's obvious to the nations that something's up. Then the men in the black coats show up and it becomes top priority that the nations protect their younger selves... at all cost. rating may go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - France, England/Britain
Hetalia Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual reviews
Good evening! Hetalia Incorperated is proud to present the first of a new line of HETALIA units: the 50 States! There are many accessable and user-friendly sections to the manual, including FAQs and Troubleshooting, which are located near the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010
That Funny Little Feeling
Future!Hetalia WWIII- Iskra experiences an odd feeling while treating Liang's wound after he was brutally shot by America. LiXIs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
33rd Time's the Charm reviews
Alaska has witnessed 32 assassination attempts, surviving all and accumulating many scars. On November 12, 2019, an assassin disguised as an ambassador from Spain attacked young Ethan with a Russian revolver, the 33rd attack. Warning: oc death; APH!States
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Religious Insanity reviews
Hidan thought he was the only true immortal in the world. Well, he was wrong. Enter: Kitai Misuto, one of Orochimaru's mental experiments gone wrong. KitaiKiyo, violence/gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Hidan, Jashin
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