Poll: Should Sakura Die on the mission I have planned? Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Story set up: Neji, Tenten, and Lee are in the same year as the rookies. To get rid of those who are thought failures, the council orders that Lee, Hinata, and Naruto be put on the same squad under Gai, who is thought to a mistake in the shinobi world. Neji, Sakura, and Sasuke are taught by Kakashi. Shino, Kiba, and Tenten under Kurenai's supervision. Team Ten is the same.
Preferred pairings: NaruHina, NejiTen, SasuSaku, InoCho. You can change pairings if you don't like, but I prefer these.
Optional: Later in story, Hinata almost kidnapped in mission to Kumo, and the fourth shinobi war starts.
Please message me if you take up the challenge. Thank you, and good luck!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
My Faith = Jesus
Hello to anyone viewing this! Just a few quick things I like to write:
Mostly Naruto stories, but occasionally (I know, bad speller... thank god for spell check!) some Kingdom Hearts.
Naruto pairings I like:
NaruHina (Love it!)
NejiTen (He needs to lighten up)
ChoIno (Give the big man some love!)
KakaAnko (He'd be so whipped)
LeeSaku (Not popular, but he deserves some love.)
ShikaTemari (Destined since even Naruto noticed it, and he's not the brightest bulb in the world)
IrukaAyame (Naruto could introduce them)
Naruto pairings I tolerate:
ShikaIno (Some chemestry)
IrukaAnko (Teacher needs to lighten up)
KibaIno (Random but would be funny)
NarutoHarem (Only with Hinata as number one, but I have it lower on my tolerate list)
Yuri (I'm a dude so it's kinda hot, but still un-natural...)
Naruto pairings I dislike/hate:
(From: Shadow Master Seek)
Twelve reasons to date a Martial Artist
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile!
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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
If you ever wondered who the first person to give Naruto a harem was, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., The Hills, or 90210 religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile.
If you hate people who steal you ideas, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you could read this, copy and paste it onto your profile.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
For people that hate stereotypes:
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? My favorites would have to be Jiraiya (for his ultra cool pervertedness) and Hinata (for cuteness and wanting to prove herself.)
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? Look above. Alread listed them. (For the scroll lazy they are: NaruHina, ShikaTem, InoCho, KakAnko, SakuLee, NejiTen, bunch of others I don't feel like listing.)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi sucks... literally.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Possibly might in future... I do love halloween.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Playing cards, a few headbands, games...
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope. I can't hump manga without looking weird.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Read my story and take a guess. NaruHina!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Both suck.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 8.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) This question has already been answered.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Again, already answered.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Read the first part of A Dream Revealed and take a flippin guess.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most, but not all.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sure! And what's wrong with haveing AD... OH LOOK A BUNNY!
17. Sub or dub? Both work for me.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I have a poll on my page wanting to know if readers want me to kill her. What do you flippin think?
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Liked him when he was Tobi.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I'll just say youthfull.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara already looks like Ino...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? IDK
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hint: you're on Fanfiction.net!!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Did the term "read my story" not get through to you?
27. Do you like lemons? Maaaaaybee.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Dad, not Mom.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? "He-he...moo." "GAARA OF THE FUNK!"
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep. (Sorry, no sarcastic reply to this one.)
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? How else would my 45 year old dad know anything about Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw worth hit.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Teachers in my school don't cuss... but it'd be awesome if they did. And again, I can't draw worth hit.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yep. I'm now called "Naruto nerd" in school instead of just "nerd".
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. I don't like it THAT much.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? How do you say "HELL YES!!" again?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Already answered again. (How old are these questions?!)
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Dammit already! I can't flippin draw, don't you get that?! Are you just determined to keep pointing that fact of me out?!
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Emo's arn't sexy... the scars on their wrists make it impossible for them.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Making one called Axel.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope, just got rid of some free time. And I didn't know Naruto was met with sarcasm!
Patronus Test - What's My Patronus?
What form would your patronus take? Your patronus takes the form of an animal that possesses characteristics from your own personality. Wonder 'What is my Patronus'? Now you can find out!
My Patronus is a Dolphin
Your patronus takes the form of a Dolphin. A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Anti-Abortion: (not mine)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!
Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world domination mu haha MU AHAHA) (ALL HAIL FANDOM!!)
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.