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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Kingswriter challenge:

Story set up: Neji, Tenten, and Lee are in the same year as the rookies. To get rid of those who are thought failures, the council orders that Lee, Hinata, and Naruto be put on the same squad under Gai, who is thought to a mistake in the shinobi world. Neji, Sakura, and Sasuke are taught by Kakashi. Shino, Kiba, and Tenten under Kurenai's supervision. Team Ten is the same.

Preferred pairings: NaruHina, NejiTen, SasuSaku, InoCho. You can change pairings if you don't like, but I prefer these.

Optional: Later in story, Hinata almost kidnapped in mission to Kumo, and the fourth shinobi war starts.

Please message me if you take up the challenge. Thank you, and good luck!


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

My Faith = Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


Hello to anyone viewing this! Just a few quick things I like to write:

Mostly Naruto stories, but occasionally (I know, bad speller... thank god for spell check!) some Kingdom Hearts.

Naruto pairings I like:

NaruHina (Love it!)

NejiTen (He needs to lighten up)

ChoIno (Give the big man some love!)

KakaAnko (He'd be so whipped)

LeeSaku (Not popular, but he deserves some love.)

ShikaTemari (Destined since even Naruto noticed it, and he's not the brightest bulb in the world)

IrukaAyame (Naruto could introduce them)

Naruto pairings I tolerate:

ShikaIno (Some chemestry)

IrukaAnko (Teacher needs to lighten up)

KibaIno (Random but would be funny)

NarutoHarem (Only with Hinata as number one, but I have it lower on my tolerate list)

Yuri (I'm a dude so it's kinda hot, but still un-natural...)

Naruto pairings I dislike/hate:

NaruSaku

KibaHina

ANY YAOI!!


(From: Shadow Master Seek)

Twelve reasons to date a Martial Artist
1. We constantly run forms (giving us excellent stamina)
2. We always stretch before doing anything ( giving us superb flexibility)
3. We can hold a stance ALLLLLL day
4. We use swords and bo's, helping us to sling around big objects with no issues
5. We're good with our hands ( and feet too if you want to get weird)
6. We have background music to stimulate us and get us ready to perform
7. We have great hand eye coordination
8. We don't stop until we score
9. We always scream and yell, making things much more exciting
10. We can do it solo or with a teammate
11. We are always performing in front of large crowds
12. We can do it soft or hard style


If you have a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped on your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

If you ever wondered who the first person to give Naruto a harem was, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., The Hills, or 90210 religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
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If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile.

If you hate people who steal you ideas, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.


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If you could read this, copy and paste it onto your profile.


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME/MANGA so I MUST be a freak.
I watch ANIME AND/OR READ MANGA so I MUST have no life.
I like to COSPLAY so I MUST be a crazy loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? My favorites would have to be Jiraiya (for his ultra cool pervertedness) and Hinata (for cuteness and wanting to prove herself.)

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? Look above. Alread listed them. (For the scroll lazy they are: NaruHina, ShikaTem, InoCho, KakAnko, SakuLee, NejiTen, bunch of others I don't feel like listing.)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi sucks... literally.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Possibly might in future... I do love halloween.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Playing cards, a few headbands, games...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope. I can't hump manga without looking weird.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Read my story and take a guess. NaruHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Both suck.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 8.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) This question has already been answered.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Again, already answered.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Read the first part of A Dream Revealed and take a flippin guess.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most, but not all.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sure! And what's wrong with haveing AD... OH LOOK A BUNNY!

17. Sub or dub? Both work for me.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I have a poll on my page wanting to know if readers want me to kill her. What do you flippin think?

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Liked him when he was Tobi.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I'll just say youthfull.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara already looks like Ino...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? IDK

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hint: you're on Fanfiction.net!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Did the term "read my story" not get through to you?

27. Do you like lemons? Maaaaaybee.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Dad, not Mom.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? "He-he...moo." "GAARA OF THE FUNK!"

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep. (Sorry, no sarcastic reply to this one.)

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? How else would my 45 year old dad know anything about Naruto?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw worth hit.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Teachers in my school don't cuss... but it'd be awesome if they did. And again, I can't draw worth hit.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yep. I'm now called "Naruto nerd" in school instead of just "nerd".

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. I don't like it THAT much.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? How do you say "HELL YES!!" again?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Already answered again. (How old are these questions?!)

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Dammit already! I can't flippin draw, don't you get that?! Are you just determined to keep pointing that fact of me out?!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Emo's arn't sexy... the scars on their wrists make it impossible for them.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Making one called Axel.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope, just got rid of some free time. And I didn't know Naruto was met with sarcasm!


Patronus Test - What's My Patronus?

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What form would your patronus take? Your patronus takes the form of an animal that possesses characteristics from your own personality. Wonder 'What is my Patronus'? Now you can find out!

Your Result

My Patronus is a Dolphin

Your patronus takes the form of a Dolphin. A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus.

http://us.dumbspot.com/patronus-test?srp=1&q_result=ZG9scGhpbg3D3D&e_close=1

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!

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║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world domination mu haha MU AHAHA) (ALL HAIL FANDOM!!)


We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

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True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 218,007 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,558 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Ties That Bind by GAM3R G1RL 13 reviews
Five years later & another Highland Games tournament, Merida is faced with a new trial that she brought upon herself. Now she must use all that she has learned to save herself and her unwanted traveling companion from the dangers of the unforgiving Scottish highlands and the storms of war brewing in the South. Rating changed due to violence, some language and maybe future innuendo
Brave, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,351 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin
Rippling Future by Airheaded dude reviews
All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 135,371 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart and Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 457,902 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,662 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Our Ninja Way by Just Retribution reviews
During the battle with Pain, Naruto hears Hinata's confession. Now, with the upcoming war looming he must decide if love will make him stronger, or lead to his downfall. But war isn't the only problem as his home becomes threatened by one of its' oldest clans. New alliances will have to be forged and an old family reunited if the Hidden Leaf is to survive. seal-savy/mature/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 315,835 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 304,973 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
My Precious People by Serious Sam reviews
Many years have passed since the end of the Fourth Shinobi War. Now twenty-six, Naruto has returned to Konoha to help someone precious to him. He finds some unexpected changes, among them the son of Hinata whom no one knows who the father is, and a new danger looms on the horizon. Rated M for language and lemons. Adopted and rewritten with permission from Nube De Cristal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 367,385 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Moments In Time by Snafu1000 reviews
What started as a quest for revenge becomes something greater, and what began as friendship slowly becomes much more. FemCousland/Leliana. . Chapter 59 up: Rescue and revenge
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 284,686 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Cousland, Leliana
Take a Hint by Not-So-GentleFist reviews
It's been two long years for Hinata since Naruto left the leaf village, but now he's back and Hinata's hormones are taking over. She's not going to stand back and watch him any longer, but just how far will she go to get the knucklehead to notice her? -OOC bolder Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,419 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,244 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
When Team 7 is expelled during the first phase of the Chunin exams, the Sharingan falls out of Orochimaru's reach. In his attempt to salvage something of worth from his plan, the Sannin searches for another bloodline. However, when he chooses Konoha's other Dojutsu, the consequences exceed even his wildest expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,372 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Keibatsu by brown phantom reviews
POLL. People have had dark plans for Naruto ever since before he was born. When he found out exactly what those plans were and who made them, he swore they'd suffer for their greed and arrogance. No matter who they are or think they are, they will be punished. Vengeful NaruHina. Konoha bashing, Yondaime bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,760 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Orange Hokage by SamHetfield reviews
The Yondaime left a will for his son to read at the peak of his loneliness and despair, which just happened to be his 4th birthday. Now the whole world will watch as Uzumaki Naruto becomes the strongest ninja who ever lived. Strong Smart & Precocious!Naruto; Good Sasuke and a lot of Pre-Academy stuff. Grammar gets WAY better from chapter 6 on, trust me. Canon pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 160,522 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Academy Duelist by Kyuubi16 reviews
Son of a Legendary Duelist Naruto Uzumaki heads to Duelist Academy to start his career as a duelist. In time he and the students will find themselves combating any evils and psychopaths as they fight for not only their future but for the planets as well. Its up to Naruto, Judai, and the other students to put an end to the Shadow Games.
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,927 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [Naruto U., Alexis R./Asuka T.] [Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yubel]
Ninja of the Spiral by brown phantom reviews
POLL. What was it that made Uzushio so feared that it had to be destroyed? What was everyone else so afraid of? After the VotE, Naruto will find out. He will learn that the Uzumaki cannot be destroyed quite so easily, and if you fight against a whirlpool, you'll only spiral out of control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,104 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
While You Were Away by baynard reviews
"You always wanted to be with Sakura. If you could be with her now, would you?" "What I wanted before doesn't matter anymore. What I want now does. And I want you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,052 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sakura H.
Codename:ShadowFox by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Name: Naruto Uzumaki. Anbu Codename: ShadowFox. Age: 12 Specialties: Recon,Stealth,Torture,Assassination. Status: Retired. Notes: Uzumaki has retired his mask to rejoin the regular ninja force as well as lead a genin team. M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,803 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 162,337 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Naruto – Rewrite by Earth Beast reviews
What if Naruto have being adopted in four years after the Nine Tailed Fox is sealed inside of him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,416 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,450 - Reviews: 6532 - Favs: 8,989 - Follows: 11,949 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and Hogwarts U by zArkham reviews
What if Hogwarts had to wait to start till student's were 18 when their magical cores matured? With magicals going to the Saint Schools for primary/secondary, they have a big lead on the Muggleborn in everything but magic. Follow Harry as he leaves Stonewall behind to enter into Magic where the rules seems stacked against the Muggleborn/raised. AU with alternative sortings. Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8614 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love Hina: Deserted by BinaryGeek reviews
Keitaro is on the streets after being betrayed. Can Shinobu help him, and what has happened to her over the intervening time?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,168 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rise of Uzumaki Naruto by FeJazz reviews
After his confrontation with Mizuki, Naruto finds himself in the Hokage's office, and determines it's time that he stops playing at being a Ninja, follow Naruto as he strives towards his dream of becoming the Hokage, and unveils the truth of his past. Strong Naruto, not Godlike Naruto. Naru/Hina later. This is my first fanfic, so read and review please. Rated M for Violence later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,278 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Her Story: Chamber of Secrets by HPGunshot reviews
Lindsay and Karen have finished PS and are onto Hermione's second year at Hogwarts. What awaits them is a slightly darker tale than was told in their beloved series. Is this a work of fact or fiction? Only time will tell. Will be Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,881 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rise from the Ashes by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Voldemort has risen once more! Harry Potter and his friends must battle the forces of Darkness, a corrupt Ministry and a Headmaster who has plans of his own. Starts during summer before 5th year, and features proactive Marauding/Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe as there will be violence, language and suggestive themes. Title needs work and am accepting suggestions for new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,281 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Do I Have A Purpose Anymore? by Kingkakashi reviews
Naruto has loved 3 women in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village has become too much for him to endure anymore. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, including attempting to free Princess Koyuki and the Land of Spring from Madara and his Akatsuki all the while, as many people chase after him, some for love and others to kill him. Bleach x-over Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 248,413 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Yugito N. - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 391 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Element of Time by rasEnshur1KEn reviews
After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. On hiatus for reasons that can be found on my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 546,467 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Closure by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
Celebrating what J.K.R. finally admitted with this little one shot of Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: At Destiny's End by ooOCaptainTurboOoo reviews
Part One of the Destiny trilogy, A rewrite of book seven, what would happen if secrets were unveiled, what if questions were asked and loyalties weren't so blind and what if a certain muggleborn finally got back her common sense. Rated for language. H/Hr romance, Ron/Ginny/Molly Bashing (Please read Introduction page formore)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Entwined by Love, Enslaved by Fate by Codaram reviews
A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 622,946 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Desire by Witherwings01 reviews
What is the deepest and most desperate desire of Hermione's heart? Set six years after Voldemort's fall, Hermione learns the life she has fought so hard for is not quite everything she dreamt of. Will be H/Hr...eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,898 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Dragon Age Origins Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
After a hostile takeover of Konoha, Naruto escapes to Ferelden, but he doesn't escape the coming Blight and is soon made a Grey Warden at Ostagar. Join Naruto & DA characters as they fight to stop the Blight. Pairing undecided till later.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Tabris
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,788 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Art of Love by theatregeek001 reviews
"Sometimes all you need is a little love. HHr". This story follows the basic outline of The Deathly Hallows, with a few twists and turns to make it fit into the story being told, the story of how the love Harry and Hermione share creates a barrier so strong nothing can penetrate it, and because of the devotion they have to one another, near impossible things are made possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,527 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Bug by Motorchickensmile reviews
His life had changed. He had things that for years he'd only dreamed of having; a real home, a place on top of the cake, and most of all, a best friend. But there was still one thing he didn't have, one thing he still dreamed about. A new game appears in the arcade, and Ralph thinks he may have found what he was looking for - but if he has, will he be able to handle it? COMPLETE.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 359,862 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Horsemen by DZ2 reviews
Abandoned by his family, Harry was half-prepared for a life of misery and solitude, until fate dealt him a hand that turns him into Death, first of a new breed and a new generation of Horsemen. Needless to say that Dumbledore and Voldemort won't be expecting THIS Harry. Harmony; Wrong BWL; AU of all 7 books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,062 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shadow by naruhina-namikaze reviews
The Fourth Ninja War has taken its toll on Naruto. What remains is but a shadow of his former self. Can the void within be filled by his new found career in ANBU...or will something else be his salvation? Naruhina. Strong / Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,181 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Dursley and The Chronicles of the King by Shadenight123 reviews
Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 96 - Words: 512,320 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Founders - Complete
Naruto Gokan by goNxH reviews
All he could see was her dark hair clashing with the milky white of her skin, all he could smell was her scent, all he could feel was her body pressed close to his, all he could taste was her creamy skin and all he could hear was her voice whispering words of comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,279 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Sake of One by notgonnasay09 reviews
AU. Inspired by "Betrayal," a fic by thymisticals. One incident against Naruto will change his path. What all can change with one betrayal? How will our hero change? Is it true that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What Could Have Been by blackamerican reviews
Set during the fourth year, what would have changed if Hermione and Harry would have had a chance to be together? Harmony all the way! Hermione-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,332 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Melting Pot by Melika Elena reviews
You can only deny the chemistry for so long. The catalyst is inevitable; they are undeniable. A Harmony-focused story of what happens after in five-parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto: Wrath of the Emperor by Snafu the Great reviews
An alternate, darker version of Rise of The Emperor. Banished following the Uchiha Retrieval Mission and marked for death, Naruto flees the Elemental Countries with Hinata in tow. Now, as Emperor and Empress of the Unified West, Naruto and Hinata plans to bring about Konoha's downfall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,911 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shadow War by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Sequel to HP and the Rebirth of Darkness. Voldemort has returned, Snape is still an ass and Dumbledore is scrambling to put the pieces of his master plan back together. Harry and gang are trying to figure out how to survive in a war-torn Magical world
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,837 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon Dragon Rider by Leaf Ranger reviews
During the training trip, Naruto is thought to be killed in an ambush. But when a mysterious warrior arises, he has all the world buzzing. Who is the Demon Dragon Rider? Powerful, not G Stuart Naruto. Cold Hinata. NaruHina. Rated M for blood and swearing.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,019 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Eragon S. - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
White Vow by JC-zala reviews
After losing a bet, Jaden Yuki is forced to marry Alexis Rhodes. Struck with the notion of marriage and romance, hidden feelings began to surface and soon he becomes determined to win her heart.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,937 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
The Winds of Change by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Things happen after Sirius's death, and Harry is thrown into a position of power with very little warning. When old allies turn on him, Harry is forced to deal with them as well as a relationship with Hermione. Can Harry deal with a possible civil war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,793 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
XIII Ninja by James the Fox reviews
KHNaruto Xover. After all, Nothingness is eternal... After being defeated in KH2, Organization XIII finds an oppurtunity for a second chance in the form of a young boy...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,790 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
The Third's Fourth Pupil by Kenkon15 reviews
After Naruto gets ambushed and beaten close to death, the Third Hokage decides to take the matter into his own hands. Not since Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru had he accepted another student, but the boy was an exception. Strong!Naruto, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,019 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Badgers Love by the dork knight reviews
On Hannah's 16th birthday, she gets the surprise of her life when she finds out she is betrothed to none other than the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rebirth of Darkness by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
What if Sirius was free but Wormtail got away? Harry gets wise to the world around him but the Darkness is creeping back into his world. MOB Dumbledore/evil Snape. R&R, this is my first fic and any help to make it better would be much appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,504 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stretching the Truth by TheDevilYouDon't reviews
Harry and Hermione are sick of Ginny and Ron shoving their relationships in their faces. So, when Hermione gets the idea for them to pretend to date, Harry agrees. Because, it's only pretend, right? H/Hr. HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love Runs Deep by jthorne reviews
Harry and Hermione are hunting Horcruxes. New feelings develop between them. DH orientated, but Non-Canon. Rated MA themes and situations. No Hallows. Updates on Fridays! When this is finished it'll be more of a chronicle than a story. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,438 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Story: Philosopher's Stone by HPGunshot reviews
The note said that JKR strayed from the truth, leaving out the facts while putting in her own work of fiction. Two girls at a locally owned bookshop decide to see how much the series strayed as they read from the journals of one Hermione Granger. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,909 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: A New Path by keybledar43 reviews
Plagued by a nightmare caused by the Kyuubi, Naruto sets out to learn the real reason for being Hokage. Look out ninja world, a new Naruto Uzumaki has arrived! Strictly NaruIno. Other secret pairings. No Harem. Rated M for Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,481 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Stealing Time by Corruo reviews
An innocuous show of affection from Hermione just before Harry's History of Magic exam leads to unimaginable consequences and an eventful summer for both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,050 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Love Hina: Crime and Punishment by Doctor-T reviews
Naru finally blows and puts Keitaro in hospital with a cracked skull and a serious heart attack. As the girls try to deal with their conflicting emotions about him, Naru goes on the run! Mid Story, Sailor Moon and various other characters join the action.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 377,967 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Freak Event by uberjjk reviews
The sealing of the Kyuubi went perfectly, except something unexpected happened, something so unlikely to be considered impossible, A Freak Event. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,934 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love Hina: Consequences by Snafu the Great reviews
Keitaro is betrayed by his family thanks to the lies of Naru and Kitsune and abandons both the dorm and his family in retaliation. Years later, Keitaro, with a new name and a new life for himself, has to face his past. Can he learn to forgive his family?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,639 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
The Ultimate Shinobi by soundless steps reviews
A highly detailed story on the rebirth of the Ultimate Shinobi and the deciding events and individuals that lead to this. Heavily Hinata-centric, insane OC, and use of aspects from other anime. SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 253,716 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Sealed Within by HeWhoEscapesReality reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi something goes wrong. Something neither Minato, the death god or Kyuubi himself could predict. Join me, as Uzumaki Naruto's life is turned upside down in a series of events that will change the fate of him and his friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,306 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pisses me off by Atrusa Solaris reviews
Crossover fic! when Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and crew are pitched headfirst into a vortex, everyone gets seperated in the Naruto world. Now Jeff needs to find them before hell breaks loose. Psht, Yeah Right! Totally redone. Naru/Hina Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
KIM: Konoha Instant Messanger by Benchwarmer reviews
Naruto inherits a computer after coming back from a mission. He gets Konoha Instant Messenger and faces a challenge by the other genin. However he begins to unknowingly talk more with a certain Hyūga. NaruHina See first chapter for better summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Eternal Wizard by Defender Paladin reviews
When a world is born a wizard is born, but when eternity itself creates one the ultimate wizard awakens. But even the ultimate wizard cannot defeat a foe when he cannot grow and the evil does. A tale of love, pain, and redemption...Only one can save him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,304 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Training, The War by Lostmydragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata' After training under the new Sanin Takara, Hinata is stronger and reclaimed her title as heir of the Hyuuga clan, She continues her training to try and prevent the coming war with the Sound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 300,608 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Strength of a Different Kind by AleryaLeveilli reviews
Takes place after the Akatsuki attack Konoha. How do Naruto and Hinata deal with the revelation of her feelings? Does our beloved Knucklehead break the shy girls heart, or will he help her find the strength she had deep down? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,603 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: Konoha Marksman by MP5 reviews
AU. 6 years on the other side of the world can change a person. In this case, Konoha's Hyperactive Ninja has retired, and in his place is a quiet, loyal, and deadly soldier. What has Naruto seen or done to make him change? NaruHina, SasuOC DISCONTINUED Story is now available for adoption by a better writer than me. PM for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,498 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Redefining Overkill: Neji Hyuga by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
Just a little Neji drabble. Read it, it's funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bookwyrm by Jerot reviews
Harry James Potter is the premiere Slytherin student coming into his fifth year at Hogwarts. Between OWLs, Quidditch, and inter-house rivalry, will he find the time for romance? AU fic where the potters are still alive, H/Hr. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,072 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Little Mermaid by Lexar reviews
Mermaid Princess Hinata longs for the human world. She saves Prince Naruto from a shipwreck and falls for him. In order to become human, she trades her voice to the sea witch for legs, but there is a catch. She has to get the Prince to kiss her in 3 days.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,360 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Hokages Secret Closet by eternalshiva reviews
An escape route, turned secret closet with a hobby for history in the Hokage's office, tells the tale of the Hokages through its life-time. Inspired and gift fic for the awesome reviews that crack me up by that crazy Pyx ;D Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Soulmate: By Your Side by HoNdeR reviews
You thought that life could be simple... The blond and the pale eyed individuals of the story though have different opinions. Let us see how they can cope with what fate throws at them, let us see how love can bloom in times of peril... Chapter4 Rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,427 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Nikki99 reviews
Harry is headed back to Hogwarts and things are good, Voldermort has been MIA for months and his relationship with Ginny is blossoming. But the last 2 weeks of summer he finds that he relationship with Hermione seems to be blossoming too. Story Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Memories by Souljah and a Gentleman reviews
In a futuristic Konoha, Naruto finds himself on his way home on a snowy Christmas Eve. Memories find their way into his head along his long walk home. SPOILER ALERT for those who haven't read the manga chapters from 380 .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Stupid Genius by Darknasty31 reviews
Naruto never liked Sakura in this fic, and the Kyuubi has made his presence known to Naruto, but it won‘t stop a blue haired girl from winning his heart. Romance/friendship/adventure/maybe a little suicide. Maybe some Spoilers in future chapters. I suck a
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Revealed in a letter by broomstick flyer reviews
Healer Hermione Weasley recieves a letter on Harry Potters death, a revealing letter that brings tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hyuuga’s Rival by Lady Bonbones reviews
Hinata finds her rival.A girl from the clan that is rival from hers that arrives to the village after 30 years of been hidden.They are different& very alike and mostly when it comes on getting certain blonde’s attention.Chp30:Truth at Red Lights,Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,411 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hanabi's New Dilemma by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Sequel to Hinata's New Life! Naruto has returned from his training with Jiraiya without a single piece of the Shinigami's Heart. As his mission starts to seem impossible, a piece is reveal. NaruHina and SasuSaku with bits of NaruHana.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,209 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata by Lostmydragon reviews
Hinatas confidence is shot after lossing an easy battle and she losses everything dear to her, forced to leave the village her fate rests with a stranger Can she prove her father wrong and show her true strengh. Chap 1 only an intro read on it get better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,059 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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A Sage's Son reviews
My take on if Jiraiya had raised Naruto. NaruHina story and I will try to keep OC level down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Dream Revealed reviews
Naruto returns from his training trip and Hinata is still in love with him. What will happen next? My first upload.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.