SLHuntress
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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676850, Profile Updated: 10-22-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and D N Angel.

Hi everyone -laughs weakly- yeash I are a very sickly child...

For those of you who will take the time and read this...good for you! I'll give you something to read.

Bio:

Name: SLHuntress or Dymetry if you'd like to call me by a name...

Location: Where ever I please.

Age: I was born September 9, 1991 (Isn't that just cute ne') so figure it out

Gender: Yeah I don't know how I forgot this but I'm a female.

Orientation: Meh...who ever I love I love (But I mostly look at guys...really beautiful guys...)

Appearance: Umm...well...I have kind of big brown eyes that are dark and black hair (Short, I 'accidentally' cut it when my mom decided that fake hair would look good on me. She never touched my hair again.) but my skin is kind of...sandy to caramel brown if I can say that. I'm very thin although I could probably eat you out of house and home and wear glasses because I have poor eyesight but excellent night vision. (Points to the first sentence) I'm not kidding about that but for being very sick I have a very athletic, slim build.

Hobbies: Writing (Stories have been put on hold because my computers retarded, ate my files, and then my mom introduces the laptop at Christmas when I'm in a homicidal-cleaning-ex-maniacs-mom's-house-so-I-don't-kill-her mood, reading (I heart Fanfiction), drawing (Gettin' better), sleeping (Don't ask), video editing, flash making (Learning), basically anything to do with graphic arts, and music (Lots of J-pop/rock I can hardly listen to anything else).

Favorite Animes: Naruto ( yeah I liked it before it became a craze and am very proud to be a Sasu/Naru and vise versa fangirl), Getbackers, D.N.Angel (Hated the ending though), Saiyuki (All), Hellsing and Hellsing OVA (Ultimate), Fruits Basket (Hence the sheep thing...), Jing: King of Bandits, Azumanga Diaoh, Vampire Hunter D, Blood the last vampire, Blood , Witch Hunter Robin, Yami no Matsuei, Jungel de Ikou (Funny as crap), Inuyasha (yeah I still kinda like it even though it is really old and lame now), Beyblade -Evil grin-, Death note (I hate you Light...:D), Trigun, Black blood brothers, When seagulls cry (I forget the name in jap though), Kuroshitsuji, Trinity blood (Noticing the Vamp thing, yet I can't stand Twiight), Bleach (How...how long have I been dead), D-gray man, Code geass (Even though I never finished it I luve this series!), oh and Yu-gi-oh. That's all I'll name.

Favorite Yaoi Animes: Papa to kiss in the dark, Loveless, Sukisyo, Fake (I thought D was so funny), Gravitation OVA, Sensitive Pronograph -Evil grin-, Winter Cicada, Death note (OH come on!), Naruto (It should be a yaoi dam--)...brain just shut down get to it later on.

Favorite books: I feel like a huge kid but I loved 'The Outsiders' every since I read the book. It speaks to me in so many ways. The Vampire Lestat, The Vampire Armand, Bestly (A modern version of 'Beauty and the Beast'), The Dark Angel (It had a series but I could never find it and the book itself was so elusive...), IT, Carrie, Misery (I could read Misery to bits and pieces), Nightmares and Dreamscapes, The Black Tattoo (It had a nice plot to me), Superstious (An adult book by R.L.Stine), Wide Awake, Pawn to Queen Four, Bloodline, The Plucker, Mondays are red, Bram Strokers: Dracula (I could go on but I'll stop here and notice that even though I love Vampire novels I have neglected to put Twilight? I'm not going to elaberate though.)


Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.


Semeuke

Oh dear god this was fun! I got it browsing around Fanfic in school and nearly gave my guy friends a heart attack (all 'cept Aries he actually took everything quite well) but I took it and got this result:

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thanks!)

And we love Tesina Gela Gardner Thanks so much for this list!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1) Itachi

2) Gaara

3) Naruto

4) Deidara

5) Yondame

6) Sasuke

7) Temari

8) Shikamaru

9) Neji

10) Kimimaru

11) Haku

12) Kabuto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah! Really hot. Tie-him-up-and-rape-him hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Meh, the baby would be smart and sexy...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, with Gaara mostly but some with Sasuke which confused the hell out of me but not really...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hells yes! Gaara would tear Sasuke up and it'd be delicious!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Uhh. Five is dead.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would either A) Beat the shit out of Kabuto (Heh) or B) Think it a hot picture but not say anything, I hope.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

NaruKimi, heh; Kimimaru is revived from the grave and swears revenge on the man that killed him, but, what's up with the cute little blond, and why are his eyes so endless. What's with his heart and why does he seem draw to the blond in the way of his souls revenge.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

ItaShika nope.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Healing wind.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Some drinks, rope, a lot of toys, and a strange day after 3.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Dunno?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Gaara/Deidara/Yondame, nope.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

No comment

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Woke from Dreaming

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning; Blood, Violence, Noncon, and Uchiha insest. DO NOT READ if faint of heart, you do not like Yaoi or this threesome.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kimi: Why fight this, we both know we want this, your body wants this. In this way, I am just like your Naru-chan...

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

Read above print, i do not like repeating things.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

Sasu/Naru and my own pairing of Gaa/Shu (Twincest ha!).

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Shudders Yaoi all the way but I do think Kiba/Hina is adorable and Tem/Shika is love.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Ultimate ninja storm (Non shippuden), and Ultimate ninjas 1 and 2.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

If we could be, Gaara, simply because I think we'd be able to understand each other.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina, Naru-chan would break Hinata if he had her, plus I think Sasu-kun owns that ass pretty nicely.

8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru?

glare Why would you ever consider that...that girl with Sasuke. She can't even take care of herself, let alone satisfy him. Gawd!

9) Which team is your favorite?

Team 7, I mean Kakashi reads porn, Naruto is as innocent as he wants to be, Sasuke's in denial and kinda mental, and Sakura is just there to annoy people. What does that equal?

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No comment

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

Hotness is cutie's dad, no shit they look JUST ALIKE!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

...smirks Itachi, sex on legs.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro, you try being ignored all your life and only being loved by your brother, who kills your whole family and inspires hate inside you toward him because your to young to understand what was happening, only that the only one you loved killed and slaughter your entire family, left you to fend for yourself, then having to face mindless drones of mindless zombies called your fangirls who want to have you only because you look good but nothing else breath fall in love with your blond teamate who has your feelings going haywire but you don't want to open up to him for fear of him doing to you like he did, fighting said love and feeling sorry about all the thing you did because you don't understand and see if you don't become Emo or at least suicidal...huff, huff

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope, not yet anyway.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

sobs I wish I could have but people keep stealing the manga out of libraray and I don't have a job right now sob

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yup! But Naru-chan's ADD make his cute and also gives him lots of stamina! :giggle:

17) Sub or dub?

Sub, Naruto sounds way cuter, Itachi sound more badass, Sasuke sounds more badass, and Gaara sounds ho-o-t-t!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti Sakura. Normally I wouldn't talk smack about a character but pinky's an exception;

First off, I liked her before I started to watch the series (I always read the synopsis of a particular anime I want to watch) and let me tell you I was pissed when I found out how she really was. I hate people who discriminate against other people for no reason and when she implied that Naruto was an idiot because he had no parents I wanted to tear her to shreds, my like for Sasuke started when he told her off.

Second off, Useless. Until. Shipudden, and even then she's still not all that helpful.

Third, Obsessive and 'in love' are two different things, she needs to learn which is which.

Fourth, She's like Risa from D.N.Angel

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Tobi's a good boy! XD

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Guy with the orange spiral mask (That I wished I owned) and the spiky hair.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Ugly Nerd, but a funny Ugly nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Naruto. He really does have a nice body, and a skirt would be ideal for those nice legs he keeps hidden.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Awesome! He punched the crap out of Sasuke so I love him, than and he's super funny with heart eyes.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi, caring, love, perverted big brother and Sasu-chan, submissive, innocent, kawaii little brother evil grin Match in heaven.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

glare

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

:intensified glare:

27) Do you like lemons?

:Blinks innocently: Who me, never...I'm a saint.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

No and I'd like to keep it that way.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

Kakashi: Did you take your Medicine today, Hokage?

Thrid Hokage: Did you take your shut the hell up today?

Kakashi: Ah to-

Iruka: No

Kakshi: But I--

Iruka: No

Kakashi: mumbles Touche XD!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

Yep, Six is my favorite

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yep, one of my best friends (although I got her hooked on Yaoi first).

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

Yeah but my peers are so slow, they call it Yu-gi-oh first then Naruto.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

Biology teach is a closet sasunaru fan so...she 'confinsacted' it.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

Nope

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

:blinks innocently: Why would I do that? I'm a saint.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No comment

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

Sometimes.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

Shudders He has HAND coming out of his BACK as WINGS! WTF was the creator on when he did this, NO!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Four, they all go together so they don't interrupt the series or make the people who read my stories angry. Except the blond that Neji likes, that just a filler guy.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Nope. I just enjoy the series like ever other.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Thanks alot Seductive666Yaoi666Lover666 (Your name rocks ne').

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, Smexy Mau Beasthunter, GothicInuAngel01, SLHuntress

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4.

7. Note Expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn.

25. Train armies of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'.

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree."

48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world.

49. The way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

51. The Ten Steps to Dying.

a. Fall down.

b. Be rushed to hospital.

c. Not be saved.

d. Be mourned over.

e. Be buried in dirt.

f. Have your grave looted.

g. Rot.

h. Rot.

i. Rot.

j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can kill you too.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms.

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM.

66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it’s broken glass.

73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers in a blender.

82. Blender...Bad...Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to reattach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as mortal.

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Star by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.

99. Gullible is written on the ceiling.

100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

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