Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and D N Angel.
Hi everyone -laughs weakly- yeash I are a very sickly child...
For those of you who will take the time and read this...good for you! I'll give you something to read.
Name: SLHuntress or Dymetry if you'd like to call me by a name...
Location: Where ever I please.
Age: I was born September 9, 1991 (Isn't that just cute ne') so figure it out
Gender: Yeah I don't know how I forgot this but I'm a female.
Orientation: Meh...who ever I love I love (But I mostly look at guys...really beautiful guys...)
Appearance: Umm...well...I have kind of big brown eyes that are dark and black hair (Short, I 'accidentally' cut it when my mom decided that fake hair would look good on me. She never touched my hair again.) but my skin is kind of...sandy to caramel brown if I can say that. I'm very thin although I could probably eat you out of house and home and wear glasses because I have poor eyesight but excellent night vision. (Points to the first sentence) I'm not kidding about that but for being very sick I have a very athletic, slim build.
Hobbies: Writing (Stories have been put on hold because my computers retarded, ate my files, and then my mom introduces the laptop at Christmas when I'm in a homicidal-cleaning-ex-maniacs-mom's-house-so-I-don't-kill-her mood, reading (I heart Fanfiction), drawing (Gettin' better), sleeping (Don't ask), video editing, flash making (Learning), basically anything to do with graphic arts, and music (Lots of J-pop/rock I can hardly listen to anything else).
Favorite Animes: Naruto ( yeah I liked it before it became a craze and am very proud to be a Sasu/Naru and vise versa fangirl), Getbackers, D.N.Angel (Hated the ending though), Saiyuki (All), Hellsing and Hellsing OVA (Ultimate), Fruits Basket (Hence the sheep thing...), Jing: King of Bandits, Azumanga Diaoh, Vampire Hunter D, Blood the last vampire, Blood , Witch Hunter Robin, Yami no Matsuei, Jungel de Ikou (Funny as crap), Inuyasha (yeah I still kinda like it even though it is really old and lame now), Beyblade -Evil grin-, Death note (I hate you Light...:D), Trigun, Black blood brothers, When seagulls cry (I forget the name in jap though), Kuroshitsuji, Trinity blood (Noticing the Vamp thing, yet I can't stand Twiight), Bleach (How...how long have I been dead), D-gray man, Code geass (Even though I never finished it I luve this series!), oh and Yu-gi-oh. That's all I'll name.
Favorite Yaoi Animes: Papa to kiss in the dark, Loveless, Sukisyo, Fake (I thought D was so funny), Gravitation OVA, Sensitive Pronograph -Evil grin-, Winter Cicada, Death note (OH come on!), Naruto (It should be a yaoi dam--)...brain just shut down get to it later on.
Favorite books: I feel like a huge kid but I loved 'The Outsiders' every since I read the book. It speaks to me in so many ways. The Vampire Lestat, The Vampire Armand, Bestly (A modern version of 'Beauty and the Beast'), The Dark Angel (It had a series but I could never find it and the book itself was so elusive...), IT, Carrie, Misery (I could read Misery to bits and pieces), Nightmares and Dreamscapes, The Black Tattoo (It had a nice plot to me), Superstious (An adult book by R.L.Stine), Wide Awake, Pawn to Queen Four, Bloodline, The Plucker, Mondays are red, Bram Strokers: Dracula (I could go on but I'll stop here and notice that even though I love Vampire novels I have neglected to put Twilight? I'm not going to elaberate though.)
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thanks!)
And we love Tesina Gela Gardner Thanks so much for this list!
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah! Really hot. Tie-him-up-and-rape-him hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Meh, the baby would be smart and sexy...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, with Gaara mostly but some with Sasuke which confused the hell out of me but not really...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hells yes! Gaara would tear Sasuke up and it'd be delicious!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Uhh. Five is dead.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would either A) Beat the shit out of Kabuto (Heh) or B) Think it a hot picture but not say anything, I hope.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
NaruKimi, heh; Kimimaru is revived from the grave and swears revenge on the man that killed him, but, what's up with the cute little blond, and why are his eyes so endless. What's with his heart and why does he seem draw to the blond in the way of his souls revenge.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Some drinks, rope, a lot of toys, and a strange day after 3.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Woke from Dreaming
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning; Blood, Violence, Noncon, and Uchiha insest. DO NOT READ if faint of heart, you do not like Yaoi or this threesome.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kimi: Why fight this, we both know we want this, your body wants this. In this way, I am just like your Naru-chan...
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Read above print, i do not like repeating things.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
Sasu/Naru and my own pairing of Gaa/Shu (Twincest ha!).
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Shudders Yaoi all the way but I do think Kiba/Hina is adorable and Tem/Shika is love.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.
Ultimate ninja storm (Non shippuden), and Ultimate ninjas 1 and 2.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
If we could be, Gaara, simply because I think we'd be able to understand each other.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?
KibaHina, Naru-chan would break Hinata if he had her, plus I think Sasu-kun owns that ass pretty nicely.
8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru?
glare Why would you ever consider that...that girl with Sasuke. She can't even take care of herself, let alone satisfy him. Gawd!
9) Which team is your favorite?
Team 7, I mean Kakashi reads porn, Naruto is as innocent as he wants to be, Sasuke's in denial and kinda mental, and Sakura is just there to annoy people. What does that equal?
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?
Hotness is cutie's dad, no shit they look JUST ALIKE!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
...smirks Itachi, sex on legs.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro, you try being ignored all your life and only being loved by your brother, who kills your whole family and inspires hate inside you toward him because your to young to understand what was happening, only that the only one you loved killed and slaughter your entire family, left you to fend for yourself, then having to face mindless drones of mindless zombies called your fangirls who want to have you only because you look good but nothing else breath fall in love with your blond teamate who has your feelings going haywire but you don't want to open up to him for fear of him doing to you like he did, fighting said love and feeling sorry about all the thing you did because you don't understand and see if you don't become Emo or at least suicidal...huff, huff
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Nope, not yet anyway.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?
sobs I wish I could have but people keep stealing the manga out of libraray and I don't have a job right now sob
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Yup! But Naru-chan's ADD make his cute and also gives him lots of stamina! :giggle:
17) Sub or dub?
Sub, Naruto sounds way cuter, Itachi sound more badass, Sasuke sounds more badass, and Gaara sounds ho-o-t-t!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Anti Sakura. Normally I wouldn't talk smack about a character but pinky's an exception;
First off, I liked her before I started to watch the series (I always read the synopsis of a particular anime I want to watch) and let me tell you I was pissed when I found out how she really was. I hate people who discriminate against other people for no reason and when she implied that Naruto was an idiot because he had no parents I wanted to tear her to shreds, my like for Sasuke started when he told her off.
Second off, Useless. Until. Shipudden, and even then she's still not all that helpful.
Third, Obsessive and 'in love' are two different things, she needs to learn which is which.
Fourth, She's like Risa from D.N.Angel
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
Tobi's a good boy! XD
20) Do you even know who Tobi is?
Guy with the orange spiral mask (That I wished I owned) and the spiky hair.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Ugly Nerd, but a funny Ugly nerd.
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Naruto. He really does have a nice body, and a skirt would be ideal for those nice legs he keeps hidden.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
Awesome! He punched the crap out of Sasuke so I love him, than and he's super funny with heart eyes.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?
Itachi, caring, love, perverted big brother and Sasu-chan, submissive, innocent, kawaii little brother evil grin Match in heaven.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
27) Do you like lemons?
:Blinks innocently: Who me, never...I'm a saint.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No and I'd like to keep it that way.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
Kakashi: Did you take your Medicine today, Hokage?
Thrid Hokage: Did you take your shut the hell up today?
Kakashi: Ah to-
Kakshi: But I--
Kakashi: mumbles Touche XD!
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
Yep, Six is my favorite
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yep, one of my best friends (although I got her hooked on Yaoi first).
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Yeah but my peers are so slow, they call it Yu-gi-oh first then Naruto.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?
Biology teach is a closet sasunaru fan so...she 'confinsacted' it.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
:blinks innocently: Why would I do that? I'm a saint.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
Shudders He has HAND coming out of his BACK as WINGS! WTF was the creator on when he did this, NO!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
Four, they all go together so they don't interrupt the series or make the people who read my stories angry. Except the blond that Neji likes, that just a filler guy.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Nope. I just enjoy the series like ever other.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
Thanks alot Seductive666Yaoi666Lover666 (Your name rocks ne').
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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, Smexy Mau Beasthunter, GothicInuAngel01, SLHuntress
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public.
2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4.
7. Note Expressions.
8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9. Floor is slippery when wet.
10. Lake is slippery when dry.
11. Only talk to strangers you know.
12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all.
13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note.
14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15. Kill them for security purposes.
16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18. The men in white coats are not your friends.
19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects.
20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning.
22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn.
25. Train armies of flying monkeys.
26. Goldfish don't like milk.
27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'.
29. People are staring at you.
30. So act insane.
31. People are weird but not as weird as me.
32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth.
33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible.
35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding.
36. Never pet a burning dog.
37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka.
38. Naked men dig parkas.
39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40. You know what would look good on you?
41. Immolated cockroaches.
42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43. The size of Danny DeVito.
44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot.
47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree."
48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world.
49. The way is rum.
50. Constipated people don't give a shit.
51. The Ten Steps to Dying.
a. Fall down.
b. Be rushed to hospital.
c. Not be saved.
d. Be mourned over.
e. Be buried in dirt.
f. Have your grave looted.
j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror.
52. You cannot kill the snow.
53. The snow can kill you.
54. Grass can kill you too.
55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms.
56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say.
58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.
62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.
63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork.
65. Remember to kill HIM.
66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice.
70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions.
71. Eat the evidence.
72. But not if it’s broken glass.
73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run.
74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.
75. Disregard last note.
76. Note reactions.
77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year.
78. Stock up on ball point pens.
79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81. Do not stick fingers in a blender.
83. Blood loss is bad.
84. Find way to reattach fingers.
85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86. Answer every question with a question.
87. Ask people what gender they are.
88. Note reactions.
89. Refer to people as mortal.
90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92. Star by drowning them in fire ants.
93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94. Kill them.
96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97. Dunk head in boiling water.
98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.
99. Gullible is written on the ceiling.
100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit