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Hi everybody!! My names Sarah and I'm addicted to anime!! (add extra randomness for best result!!)

Now that I'm done with my AA meeting (anime anonymous) I can continue with the random!

Go corn muffins!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.

I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O


Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

(Haha if it was Haru I would steal him in his ox form!! Hes hot!!)


Heres a hilarious and random list I found (but i'm not telling where because its a secret and I have amnesia... wait where am I?)

Seventeen things to do at shops

1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking

2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up)

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by

5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune

12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and wait awhile; and then yell -very loudly-, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"

17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so)


Here are all the animes I've ever watched!!

Hellsing

Hellsing Ultimate

Soul Eater

Angelic Layer

Get Backers

Noein

Tokko

D Gray-Man

Kuroshitsuji

Black Blood Brothers

I My Me! Strawberry Eggs

Black Cat

Hell Girl

Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne

Ouran High School Host Club

Case Closed/ Detective Conan

Code Geass

Pet Shop of Horrors

Fruit Basket

Witch Hunter Robin

FLCL

Chobits

xxxHolic

Death Note

Naruto

Naruto Shippuuden

Bleach

Shaman King

YYH

FMP

FMA

Inuyasha

Trinity Blood

Blue Seed

D.N. Angel

TRC

Devil May Cry

Chrono Crusade

Yu Gi Oh

Trigun

Cowboy Bebop

Avatar the Last Airbender

One Piece

Sailor Moon

Vampire Hunter D

Vampire Knight

Black Jack

Black Jack 21

Rurouni Kenshin

And more I probably just cant think of them this moment!


Favorite Fictional Characters!! Yeah!!

Death the Kid, Chrona, Soul, Spirit, and Dr. Stein from Soul Eater

Watanuki from xxxHolic

Ichiro from Angelic Layer

Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji

Jirou from Black Blood Brothers

Charden, Sven, and Train from Black Cat

Lloyd and Zero from Code Geass

Kaitou Kid and Kudo Shinichi from Magic Kaito/ Case Closed

Tamaki, Mori, Hunny, Hikaru, and Kaoru from Ouran High School Host Club

Hatsuharu from Fruit Basket

Fr. Hugue from Trinity Blood

The Doctor from Doctor Who

Sirius Black from Harry Potter

Fai from TRC

Alucard from Hellsing

L and Matt from Death Note

Vash from Trigun

Kurz from FMP

Hughes from FMA

Kakashi from Naruto

Stark, Kisuke, and Shunsui from Bleach

I LOVE ALL THESE CHARACTERS!!


Abridged Series I Like!!

Fruit Basket Abridged

Yu Gi Oh Abridged

Code Geass Abridged

Angelic Layer Abridged

G Gundam Abridged

Utena Abridged

Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Bleach Abridged

Trigun Abridged

Lupin the 3rd Abridged

D Gray-Man Abridged

Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

Naruto Abridged

Death Note Abridged

Sailor Moon Abridged

FMA Abridged

Hellsing Abrdged

And I think thats all... Mabye!

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The Phantom of Hogwarts Revised Edition by Queen Ame reviews
The year is 1846 and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has accepted a new student. His name is Erik.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,765 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Erik
Intersection by Elesariin reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Bad With The Good by Jvictoria reviews
Chekov comes to the sickbay and reveals however unwillingly a secret to the good Doctor that he's not quite happy about. McCoy's determined to change it, much to the navigator's chagrin.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones
Transferring into Hell by kirei tokoishi reviews
two sticky situations force Ren, Kyoko, and Sho in a place they never expected to see each other... a classroom?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/1/2008
1,001 Nights by MauMauKa reviews
Pam and Eric find something unexpected in the basement.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,852 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Pam, Eric N.
Field of Innocence by Tsuki KamiNeko reviews
A transfer exorcist from the North American Branch sends the Order in a curious frenzy to know who it is, strangely she seems to see through most of the masks that people wear. Secrets are revealed, forbidden love blooms, and the world falls into chaos.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 181,604 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Lavi
Fullmetal Pedigree! by ShoesXsmileS reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Company We Keep by Semjaza reviews
John's death will upset the balance. Midnite is determined to keep that from happening by whatever means necessary. John/Chas, mature content, slash. Slight x-over with the Hellblazer comics. Chapter 9 is posted.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Constantine, Chaz K.
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Evergreen by anubislover reviews
A series of one-shots based around the adorable Ivy Pepper! All pre-cannon, please read and review!
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Ivy P.
The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair by Master of the Boot reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Dammit Jim ! by ChildOfFury93 reviews
The Enterprise crew heads home for leave. Kirk accompanies Bones back to the Southland. What will happen? JimXOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Parental Espionage by Karan0617 reviews
Having to lie low after Shadow Moses, Snake moves to Florida. After a simple comment from Otacon, he decides to adopt three young girls. A collection of stories on Snake being a new father to three girls with some unusual talents! Please review
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Snake
Approval by the-mighty-pen325 reviews
There were not many things Viktor Vasko approved of. Ivy Pepper was one. The armies of boys that trailed after her like lovesick puppies, however, were not.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
Following the Stars by GeniusMadness reviews
The Doctor does return for Amelia Pond in "5 minutes" and they are set to embark on their own adventures when the TARDIS malfunctions and finds itself on the USS Enterprise click for longer summary! Features Het & Slash, all ships and warnings inside...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, J. Kirk
Another Universe by neromi reviews
Just after season 4, the doctor sets the TARDIS on random and arrives somewhere rather unexpected.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - 10th Doctor
Someone To Watch Over Me by the-mighty-pen325 reviews
"Where have you been!" Ivy's voice was a shriek. "I thought you were dead! Dead, Viktor!" Viktor/Ivy, angst, fluff, and a few things in between. Lackadaisy belongs to Tracy J. Butler.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
The Demands of an Opera Ghost by Kandakicksass reviews
It all began when Raoul received a strange letter from the opera ghost and was dragged into an unstable relationship he had no choice in. E/R, Leroux-verse, mainly. Dark, but with a happy ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The Substitute Teacher by Geoduck reviews
Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Severus S., Seras
Parole by scarsgirl reviews
Neville Longbottom's newest assignment: Lucius Malfoy. This is my second story and I would love to hear what you think about it. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
The War for Texas Independence by greenpanic6 reviews
How Texas became a state what part did America play in it. contains OC Texas. I think America may be a little OC. Somewhat historically acurate. please enojoy. First Hetalia fic. Not to sure about pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - America
Obtaining Permission by character-absquatulation reviews
I love regulations: "All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their commanding officer as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species." K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Winchester Paradise by ElephantKhaleesi reviews
Erik has always enjoyed playing with Charles. But what happens when he can't control himself any longer? Slash, Lemons, Language. Ye Be Warned.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Message by anubislover reviews
Mordecai recieves orders that cause him to seriously question how far he's fallen. Will he stop himself in time, or will Ivy suffer for his sins? Contains lime and some dark subject matter.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Mordecai H., Ivy P. - Complete
Fribble by Nightsmoke reviews
Shura catches a cold from one of the Exwires, Mephisto displays his usual panache, and random topics are discussed. First AnE fic.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Shura K., Mephisto P. - Complete
It's a Date! by TheFallensPresent reviews
It's just a date, really what could go wrong? Does that tree have a frying pan? And why is the bush cursing to the trash can? *My first Hetalia fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Prussia, Canada
Deadpool's Witty Comments by Lord Gambit508 reviews
Deadpool writes his comments on Rorschach's infamous journal
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Hands Off by UndineAlice reviews
"I'll take that as my thanks," Mephisto said mischievously. MephistoRin fluff
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Mephisto P., Rin O. - Complete
Gambling Man by Mia-Hood reviews
Louis had always been a gambling man. SLASH Rick/Louis Post-War. Dialogue inspired by His Girl Friday.
Casablanca - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Toy Story: A Flaw In Change by WetPaperTowel reviews
When Woody is suddenly transformed into a human in Andy's room, the 14 year old boy reacts differently than what you may predict. Read and find out what happens to the cowboy in this story that goes from bad to worse.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Woody, Andy D.
Tron: Connection by miss-cold reviews
As Sam steps onto the Grid to find his father, he spares a thought for Alan. Alan glances up at the old Arcade and remembers. Flynn regrets. Lives link, emotions flow, events connect each player. contains: spoilers, slash SamxAlan, FlynnxTron RE-LOADED
Tron - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2011
Inducement by CityofPopolac reviews
A short slash one shot. CLU visits Castor to make a deal but Castor pushes his limits. Rated M for sexual content as always. Please R&R, and enjoy!
Tron - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Clu, Zuse/Castor
I Fight for the Users! by BlackFox12 reviews
SPOILERS for Tron: Legacy. Flynn survives erasing Clu, and finds that he has to help rebuild the grid. First, though, he has to help Tron. Contains spanking
Tron - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Kevin Flynn - Complete
I don't drink by PotatoBoy reviews
So for a fandom as large relatively as lackadaisy, I've noticed a distinct lack of... fandom activity, is it called? So out of that, this was born. Or... Something. YES THIS WILL CONTAIN GAY CATS.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Viktor V., Mordecai H. - Complete
Christmas with the Noble's by footshooter reviews
The Doctor can't turn down another invitation to have Christmas lunch with Donna... Even if he is different now. And if she doesn't recognise him. Changes a lot throughout. T as I can't get through a story without swearing. Not even Doctor Who!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Time and Space by Katty008 reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and occasional arching plots. Up Next: Kuroba Toichi would like to state that being dead is overrated. It generally leads to homelessness, destitution, and irony. Never trust a vortex manipulator.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,829 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Saguru H.
Some Things Aren't Meant to be Done in the Buff by Ellipsis the Great reviews
For this prompt on the lj st xi kink meme: 5 things Jim kirk did naked that are normally done clothed. 1 thing he did clothed that's normallly done naked. Jim/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tsubasa Crossover Chronicle by The Violent Tomboy reviews
Crazy /and sometimes stupid/ things inevitably happen when worlds collide. A collection of crossover one shots featuring the gang in funny situations as they travel through many familiar /and unfamiliar/ series. Plenty of crack ensues.
Crossover - X-overs & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/26/2006
Why are there 2 DADA teachers? by Irken Invader reviews
Up for Adoption. PM me if you want it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward E.
The Darker side of the Doctor by Lunetta The Wind Goddess reviews
Who knew that Jim's lover's first words would be "I might throw up on you!" It was not love at first sight...at all. Rated M for graphic sex. Chapter 28-Ties and Lakes
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,795 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Ruby and the Sapphires by v2point0 reviews
XI. The Enterprise gets a surprise visit from some very surprising aliens. McCoy is left to handle them, much to his dismay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
PMS by Pikeru's Angel reviews
"Needless to say, McCoy walked out before he could kill anyone." Warning! Crack!fic! No, literally. It's crack.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Polar Bear Plunge by Gixxer Pilot reviews
When McCoy agreed to go with Jim back to Iowa during Christmas break, Jim conveniently left out one little tradition in which participation was more of a requirement than a request. And they call Southerners crazy. Rating for one word. Complete oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Happy Birthday, Big Brother by Ibbet reviews
Frankie helps his brother celebrate his 10th 35th birthday. -Edward/Frankie slash, Incest, PWP, don't like, don't read-
Daybreakers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward D., Frankie D. - Complete
Vongola GX by GammaTron reviews
Tsuna leaves Namimori to go to Duel Academy. Unfortunatley... his live's chaos has followed him! KHR/YGHGX/YGH5D'S Crossover. YGH5D'S appears later in story. Also I don't own YuGiOh Gx or 5D's and I certainly don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Reborn does!
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh GX & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,816 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Uniform by snowballkitten reviews
Takes place while B.Boss is undressing Raikov... What would happen if he woke up during? Canon Rating T for now but may be changed later. N.Snake X I.Raikov
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - B. Boss, I. R. Raikov
Pudding by Zirkus reviews
"I hate pudding," Tyki deadpanned. "It's the cure for the potion that you got hit with. Do you know how disconcerting it is to have you as a prisoner when you're a woman?" Crosski yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Cross Marian, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Tease by Zirkus reviews
Tyki had never been so humiliated in his life. "Butterflies! That's what you use to fight with! And you call them Tease!" Cross collapsed to the ground, his shoulders shaking violently with laughter. Crosski yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Cross Marian, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Battle of Beethoven by Dustal Gray reviews
What if Leon's great suicidal explosion failed? Standsfield will have to kill Matheilda next. But first he has to find her. Takes place as the movie ended, only my alternate version. Please read and review- you wont be disapointed.
Professional - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walking by NeoLiquidSnake reviews
The missing link in the Metal Gear saga. The final story of MSF and Mother Base from Big Boss before Liquid Snake can take over. Contains spoilers for the Peace Walker ending.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - B. Boss, H. Coldman
The Faux Pas by EclecticRegard reviews
After a freak incident in which the TOS Enterprise enters the 2009 world, the three main men from each ship get together to try and figure out a solution. The doctor's solution? Get wasted. Unfortunately... they didn't plan on what happened next.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - L. McCoy, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Black Order Of Saints by TokyoJunk reviews
The adventures of Cross and his kindergarten class. Let’s hope the little runts are able to survive. AU. Very minor Cross/Link later on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Cross Marian, Howard Link
The Taste Of True Battle by Eclectic1 reviews
Ocelot sets out to have a "one-on-one" battle with Naked Snake in an attempt to discover who the better soldier is. Rated M for OcelotXSnake yaoi yumminess.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ocelot, B. Boss - Complete
Shaken, Not Stirred by BoxOfScraps reviews
Just How I Like My Cats
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Curried Favors by Invisible Ranger reviews
Oneshot. The Team members are still slowly getting to know one another, and they're stranded in Bolivia. Plus, B.A.'s mad as hell that he's been tricked into flying yet again...whatever will Murdock do to calm him down?
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
A Healin' Touch by Mira-Jade reviews
"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Use As Directed by Amiable Loner reviews
The team gets a laugh at Face's expense.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Mon Fashionista by Boingogirl reviews
Remy takes Logan shopping, gets hims something he really likes. Part three in 'Anywhere Anytime' PWP Series. SLASH M/M No beta so mistakes are all mine.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
The Butcher by Rome102 reviews
Bill/Amsterdam.. They were standing alone in Bill’s house. The smell of fresh meat and old whiskey spread through the air. “Have I had you before?”
Gangs of New York - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Stark Trek by Pixie-Lated reviews
Tony Stark knows multi-verse theory. The photon torpedoes are still a bit of a surprise. Just a blurb. may or may not evolve into a real fic.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, A. E. Stark/Tony
Through the Looking Glass by llamaglamasama reviews
A series of DC/MK based oneshots. These will probably feature Conan and Kaito, but that may change. Requests are accepted if anyone has ideas.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 105 - Words: 75,165 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - M. Sera, Kaito K.
The Vengeful Jewel by Kooro reviews
The case of a prized jewel and its aftermath: A case to retrieve a stolen jewel takes a turn for the worse when Holmes' reward is witnessed by the client's husband. Now his work has followed him home and it's looking for revenge. Bromance and humor
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Not that it matters by Kessy-Bo reviews
Tony has to deal with a Sherlock Holmes world. Poor Tony.. or is that Holmes?
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes
A Girl Like Jim by Dracophile reviews
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew? eventual Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,124 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fan meets Fullmetal by Yikie reviews
All she did was open her Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch merchandise she bought that day, who would’ve thought it would ‘transmute’ her into an unfamiliar world? Wait… unfamiliar? No, it’s strangely familiar, too familiar for god’s sake…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Mine by Avicenna Fabrica reviews
Sam and Sookie are taken, Bill comes to claim what is his. Sam/Bill
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sam M., Bill C.
A Little Loony Girl by Loony-1995 reviews
Murdock has a secret, a family secret, but knows he must tell the team, he just can't find the right time. Will they understand? And what will happen when Lynch finds out about her, will she become a weapon to get the A-team?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Murdock - Complete
DEbriefing by Volitan reviews
Scotty can't report to his post during a simulation on the USS Enterprise, and ends up down in Sick Bay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Out Of Time by ElenaC reviews
Following an accident at Stark Industries, Tony discovers he's not in Kansas anymore. Will he be able to keep from corrupting the timeline? And what will Sherlock Holmes make of his peculiar new acquaintance? Rated for homoerotic situations. Completed.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,650 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
One Experiment too Far! by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Watson makes the mistake of inquiring after Holmes's reading material...what transpires is AWKWARD! This is meant as a joke...please do not read without a sense of humor. In the vein of Experimentation, Contestation, Embarrassed, and Fisticuffs...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
for things unsaid by kinnoth reviews
When the infections first break out, it is on the tail end of public sympathy for the onslaught of diseases before it. Frankie/Edward
Daybreakers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Edward D., Frankie D. - Complete
Oops by EpilepticClam reviews
When Moss walks in on Roy in his bedroom, what will become of their friendship? Warning: Slash, graphic scenes.
IT Crowd - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Rules Of Fighting by The-Talking-Peanut reviews
Ever since Tony Stark showed up Sherlock Holmes has been itching to know more about him; and in this instance, how well his fighting skills are. Warning: SLASH! Swearing, sexual situations/themes.
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes
Respect by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Wade is more then interested then forcing some ‘respect’ out of Dan. This sort of emotion is brought out by jealousy. Nothing too graphic, if any at all. Dan X Wade.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Midnight Conversatio by sss979 reviews
Murdock and Face have a quiet, introspective chat. Rated for suggestion of adult situations.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Holmes: Gay or European? by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Irene, Lestrade, Mary, Clarke and Mycroft can't help but wonder... Is Holmes gay or European? Will they ever find out! Very light-hearted songfic, not to be taken seriously.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Irene A., Clarke - Complete
What dreams are made of by sarah-reed-richards reviews
contest entry for Deviant art when sherlock and tony stark meet what happens contains a cameo by robert downey jr. yes its supposed to be funny. oneshot
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes - Complete
THE Ultimate Fictional World by deep.lilac reviews
Twilight, Death Note, Harry Potter, Heroes, House, Artemis Fowl, Holden Claudfield, Woody Allen and some other people. Dark humor. The cast changes except for Death Note and Twilight.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Narcissism in a beautiful form by Ginger-Albino-Ginger-sammich reviews
Short little ficlets about 10/11, SLASH! You've been warned, read on if you may. : Not explicit at all, just implied with a few kisses.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Worry by masterctarl reviews
MGS4 Otacon finally confronts Snake about his smoking problem. Post-Naomi's death. SLASH Snake/Otacon. Rated for slash and smoking. One-shot.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.] - Complete
Competition by Kame-tan reviews
The characters of FMA and DGM compete against each other in the Best-at-Stuff Competition! Who will be the winner?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
Overcast by Pencilwalla reviews
AU. Twilight/Hellsing xover, set post-BD. Integra arrives in America after a vampire tries to kill her. Edward and Bella are enjoying their senior year when Edward meets his second 'singer'.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Integra, Edward
Patience Is A Virtue by bloodiedangle reviews
After such a day, Link had decided. He was never taking a day off, be it forced or through sickness, again. One-shot. Cross/Link Warning: Non-Con
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Cross Marian, Howard Link
put the fear of god in me, and that's a fact by deews reviews
Four times Leonard McCoy scared the crap out of someone, and the one time that Jim did it for him. // Jim never asks why all the science students flee when he enters the room. Light Kirk/McCoy. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Vigil in the van by THE RIGHT KIDNEY reviews
in "Till Death Do Us Apart" Face wakes up in the van covered with Hannibal's jacket. A version of how it could happen.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hannibal, Face - Complete
3:10 to Yuma: After the Train by cpd3 reviews
Dan is taken to town for treatment after the 3:10 leaves. Ben Wade escapes from Yuma days before Dan is to return home. Both return to the ranch, but all isn't as they had thought. Dan and Will find themselves pulled into the outlaw's world. BenxDan slash
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
I'll Be Home for Christmas by sillynekorobs reviews
Kirk invites his favorite doctor and his favorite Vulcan home to Iowa for holiday shore leave. Cookies, kittens, friendships, and festive mishaps abound! Some Kirk/Bones, and Spock being painfully logical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Santa's Helper by graceandfire reviews
Jim finds out Bones is playing Santa for the kids at the hospital. Naturally, it's Jim's job to tease him about it. Jim/Bones slash. Warnings for swearing and sexy talk but, really, it's the overdose of fluff and cuteness you need to watch out for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Bite the Bullet by PrincessJim4.0 reviews
Jim can't get off without a vibrator...let's see if the good doctor can help...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Sharing is Caring by OTESlife reviews
Bones and Uhura loose their minds over some chocolate cake.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Porn Night on the USS Enterprise by Aislin30a reviews
Jim decides the Enterprise needs a Porn Night and that Spock's porn-watching-virginity needs to be taken! Also: just what is Bones up to?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Through Her Eyes by wintaer reviews
Shirataki Rika was just a normal transfer student. That is until she settled into Karakura Town and found out that there was more to this world than what she had originally thought... Urahara/OFC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,279 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - K. Urahara
What a doctor wants and what a doctor needs by Lunetta The Wind Goddess reviews
Doctor Leonard McCoy wants nothing to do with him, But Admiral Pike ensures he's got what a good doctor needs. Rated M for Pike putting the doctor in his place and a man from Georgia swearing through his teeth. A Pike/Bones with some added McKirk 4 later.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
Evidently A Christmas Tree by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
Chekov and Sulu plan a little surprise for the Captain... Very fluffy, very pointless.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Mommy McCoy by Carynna reviews
After a brief excursion on an alien plianet reverses the aging process and turns the landing party into toddlers, it's up to McCoy to save the day without losing his sanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Oral Fixation by dftreaper reviews
Just a funny-as-hell piece about Jim's severe oral fixation. Insinuated Jim/McCoy, but rated T for liberal use of naughty innuendoes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Violet Eyes by DragonLadySage reviews
Remy LeBeau has an interesting encounter with a woman when she falls on top of him.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Remy L./Gambit
Class With Cross by IRuleEverything101 reviews
After Cross Somehow gets back to HQ, He is charged with teachin Allen & the others certain...Subjects. UNDER A NEW PEN NAME!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Cross Marian
Got It Bad by dr pepper upper reviews
Jim Kirk has got it bad for someone on the ship. What do you get when you put a baby, an annoyed Bones and a needy Jim on the Enterprise? Do we even WANT to know? Really, you aren't going to understand unless you read. It's THAT messed up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Stirred by SuzMonster reviews
Kirk convinces Spock that getting drunk after a break-up is the thing to do. Bones takes care of him. Fluffiness ensues. Slash - McCoy/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Lovely Baby by Aislin30a reviews
There's a new quarter-Vulcan baby on the Enterprise. Spock is on shift and Uhura needs a nap, so Jim and Bones get to babysit! Bones is all smitten and starry-eyed and Jim has a revelation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Temptatio by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Set during the Spanish Inquisition 1478-1834 Lovino, a priest, is wrongly accused of sodomy and witchcraft. Implied rape, torture, and sadistic Inquisition!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Just Doing His Part by Gretchen Fox reviews
Neville is asked to accompany Snape to a potions conference. It's Neville/Snape pre-slash, but mostly just the start of an odd Neville-Snape friendship. Originally written for the Gardeners' Delight Fest using the "5 days" time limit challenge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Two Italians and an Apple Tree by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
Random fluff. North Italy in a tree, Romano at the bottom of a tree. Spain wants to know whats going on. North Italy gets attacked by a squirrel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Doctor Doctor! by KakeruTamaki reviews
The Doctor Lands in the middle of the London MCM Expo's Masquerade! UWAH!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - 10th Doctor
First time by Il fiore reviews
This is a very short one shot of the first time that antonio went to a world meeting and how he met ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Spain, Russia - Complete
A Good Man by Grindylowe reviews
Mordecai faces an ... uncomfortable situation.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Mordecai H. - Complete
Double X by Qismat Qami reviews
-AU, R27, shoujo ai, crack!fic, Gender Bender.- "You have twenty minutes to learn how to put on a bra. Do it with your dying will." Crack!fic with no redeeming quality. Unless you count pervy!fem!Reborn... Enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Father's Nerves by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
Reborn hides it, but Luche can easily see his worries about their unborn child. R/L rated T because Reborn cusses, bad Reborn. Flame because of the pairing and prove you're a loser.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Reborn - Complete
Uninvited by Dutchman89 reviews
3 Musketeers. Richelieu returns to his quarters to find Athos waiting there. SLASH
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Sweet Shota Love by hide.x reviews
A tale of the life and adventures of two Nordic freshly fresh newlyweds -- Sweden and Finland!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden
Ed Elric and the Triwizard Tournament by Harryswoman reviews
Edward Elric was just a State Alchemist looking for the Philosopher's Stone when he was forced to go to a school of magic with his friend Winry Rockbell. Contains spoilers for the fourth and fifth Harry Potter books. T for Ed's foul language. FINISHED! BROTHERHOOD/MANGA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,946 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Millennium Earl or Mary Poppins? by Allen the Musician reviews
Yet another crack fic in which Cross encounters the Millennium Earl. The conversation that ensues revolves around... what else but someone else who flies around with an umbrella. Co-op story with my 10 year old niece of all people. Please read and review!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Cross Marian, Millenium Earl - Complete
First Day by Liralen Li reviews
When Kyouraku-taichou takes on new Lieutenant Lisa, will her reputation survive her first day? Set a few decades before "Turn Back the Pendulum" arc so spoils that from about ch. 315 on in the manga.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Just Like Me by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Assuming a certain Hellsing line occured at the same time period as a certain Phantomhive line. The two meet as an order from their Queen. What will happen when they realize just how alike they really are? Possible pairings, theories, and ...madness.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
His Tino by pineappleSAMBA reviews
Tino and Berwald are attacked by thugs and Tino decides to protect what he loves...WARNING: character death, craptastic writing skills...DOES NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS SuFin, SwedenxFinland...IN REVIEWS BE AS HARSH AS POSSIBLE :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Origins by Jukebox reviews
An AU version of Remy's introduction and subsequent joining of the X-Men. Complete
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,165 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Remy L./Gambit, James H./Wolverine/Logan
A Good Bad Idea by p-sama7 reviews
After the 'Nero Incident' the crew of the Enterprise is forced on 'shore leave' while Star Fleet figures out what it is going to do with it's new heroes. McCoy finds himself in Georgia with an unexpected guest. Scones centric.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Switch by Canadino reviews
Who knew a pair of yellow birds could cause so much trouble? But even the skies are scoured to find the missing and sought after....Hibird! Gilbird! No pairings.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hibird, Prussia - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Nuit by BecauseToday reviews
The three times France awoke to find America by his Bed. First chapter: France finds a young america frightened by the side of his bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/29/2009 - France, America
Babe Magnet by Super Sheba reviews
Because America and England think that their must be more to France's romantic prowess than his glittering countenance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - France, America - Complete
Flowers of Love by pococo reviews
An angel banished from Heaven and earth must go somewhere right? Meet Riku, a normal 15 year old 07-Ghost fangirl who just so happens to be that Angels Reincarnant. Now sent back to the world she orgininaly lived in she makes new friends and loves.LabxOC
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Frau, Teito K.
Problems? Not at all! by Mirocchi reviews
We all know what happened in the Triwizard Tournament. But could two alchemists, a few Soul Reapers, full set of hosts and a pair of almost tolerable own characters change the tide? Chapter 3: The Father is so happy when the daughter supports his idea!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Of Chicks and Frying Pans by Neko Saruwatari reviews
10 theme challenge meme written for Prussia and Hungary. It was a quirky and sometimes very volatile relationship, but they knew they wouldn't have it any other way. Prussia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Tale of Two Slackers by Kame-tan reviews
Roy teachs Komui how to get rid of paperwork...Riza teaches Lenalee how to stop that.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Roy M., Komui Lee - Complete
Not Always What They Seem by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a simple accident. Just one wrong turn and the escapee Sirius Black had ended up in a foreign country in the hands of one loud mouthed boy and one talking suit of armor. FMA x HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sirius B., Edward E.
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Kindergarten Warfare by breadsticks reviews
Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
The Maid Did It! by LoveHurtsLife reviews
Integra's losing her sanity. Pip's playing with dolls. The Iscariot's moving in to the Hellsing Estate. Millennium's running a kissing booth in a carnival. Alucard's in love with...llamas! How did this happen! Well, the maid did it of course!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Eric & Alan by Morgaine Swann reviews
Eric Northman has a few things to say to the creator of True Blood.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric N. - Complete
Disguised by Deeper than Darkness reviews
Allen Walker disguised herself into a boy since her father death. She now lived with her father friend, Cross Marian and goes to the Dark Order High School.Will anybody knew that Allen was a girl? CrossXFemale Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian
Soleil by Verboten Byacolate reviews
His lovers can keep their night. She likes being the one to stand with him in the sun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - France, Seychelles - Complete
Hyuuga's attempt by JP26 reviews
Hyuuga introduced his sister to Ayanami in hopes that Ayanami will finally have interest in dating. However, there is something he doesn't know! Read chapter 3
07-Ghost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ayanami - Complete
The Wrong Name by Firefly99 reviews
James Bond/Solid Snake crackfic, written as a dare. Certain names mark you out for certain roles, even when the double meaning doesn't fit.
Crossover - James Bond & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - S. Snake - Complete
Where Our Lives Changed by SenmuraAki reviews
They were two different people on different paths. In that place, they befriended each other. Highlights of Ukitake Jyuushirou's and Kyouraku Shunsui's days in the Shinigami Academy. Full summary inside. PLS READ AND REVIEW! Non yaoi. Sorry, UkiShun fans.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Mitternacht by Nyteviper reviews
As if an army of newborn vampires wasnt enough, a mysterious group from London has been dispatched to Forks to deal with the vampires, though also involve the Cullens as part of the threat... Takes place after Eclipse, crossover with Hellsing
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Together In The Dark by VivaLosPanditas reviews
What really happened after the end? What if a critical emotion in Sebastian was left unsaid for so long. . .? Then. . . What could happen? Could their lives change? Could the Contract change? SPOILERS FOR EP. 24! And our version for what happens next!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Father Frau by JP26 reviews
I mean the title literally...I've always wanted to make fun of Frau so I tried it on this fanfic. One shot. Enjoy.
07-Ghost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Frau - Complete
Yoruichi's and Uruhara's Daughter by DisgaeaLord reviews
Alt. Universe! What if Yoruichi's and Uruhara's love for each other was stronger than the current Universe? What if their love was so strong, they had a child? And what would happen in the saga of Bleach, if that was to happen?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,267 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - K. Urahara
The Hunt for BK201 by Aerysa reviews
Sequel to After He Was Gone. Hei/Misaki. After a year's disappearance, BK-201 has finally been tracked by the CIA and he's "out of control". Sucking up their pride, they have requested assistance from Foreign Affairs and MI-6.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,915 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - M. Kirihara, Hei - Complete
Darker than Black Cosplay by Sakabatou77 reviews
Hei and his team are order to dress up and take down two organizations at a cosplay convention.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hei - Complete
Companions The Doctor Could do Without by Danni34 reviews
Between Voyage of the Damned and Partners in Crime. The Doctor’s lonely, very lonely. But then again, not having a companion can do that to a person. Or at least having a bunch of companions that he doesn’t want to keep. Random one-shots and Crossovers!
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Beauty and The Freak by Aerysa reviews
-DtB Fairytale Series- Story #1 - Beauty and the Beast
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - M. Kirihara, Hei - Complete
From a Servant's View by Thistle of Liberty reviews
A look on the developing relationship between Athos and Aramis, from Grimaud's POV. Athos/Aramis. This is slash.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Ave Maria by La Romanesque reviews
An opera singer is surrounded by mysterious deaths, and the Black Order suspects that Innocence may be involved. Cross finally meets Maria and makes a shocking first impression. This is the tragedy of Cross and Maria.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Cross Marian, Sheryl C.
Sizzle by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
John had never loved anything in his entire life. Now, he would be loved by him for all eternity. Lucifer/Constantine. Warning: semi-graphic rape ficlet with a side of torture. If this offends you in any way, don't taint your eyes.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Across the Veil by Lovelorn Demon reviews
AU. A Doctor Who 10th story Xover'd with Harry Potter and some Torchwood. When a strange man appears in the TARDIS from another universe, what will the Doctor do? Takes place after Sirius fell through the veil. -Collaboration piece-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
Piggyback by justicejustice reviews
Hey, want to see what it's like in Cross' head when he's drunk? Yeah, me neither. Demons, drinks, and fluff. Just not in that order. Rated T for Timcanpy... I mean language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
Now and then, neither here nor there by Grasshopper-chan reviews
Tsuna has yet another mishap with the 10-year bazooka. This time, it sends him a decade into the past. Written before conclusion of future arc. Eventual R27, others.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Inevitable by Eliane Onki reviews
A little something is inevitable between Maa-kun and Bun-chan. Read and find out what is so inevitable between those two! Please R&R. ONE SHOT. COMPLETED. REVISED THANKS YORUMIKO-SAN!
Faster than a Kiss/キスよりも早く - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
A Year in America by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Crossover with X-men Evolution. The Council of Twelve has decided that Sir Hellsing would benefit from a chance to finish her education and socialize with her peers without the burden of running Hellsing and send her to the Xavier Institute in New York.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,151 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Indulgence by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Stein/Marie. The morning is gray. He dresses, she dreams, and they both convey a different kind of mess. But that's all right.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Into Deep Sleep by Keala Fae reviews
Kuroshitsuji AU. Ciel has an older sister who has fallen into coma state during the tragic incident which took their parent’s life and changes their life forever. How would Serena react toward Ciel and Sebastian when she woke up?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009
Bridging the Gap by Anya Urameshi reviews
On one side of the room stood Lambo, arms shaking with barely controlled rage. Squaring off with the pissed guardian, Tsuna was unsurprised to see Reborn standing on the other side of the room. RebornLambo hinted 6927, 8059, and 27Ky. THREESHOT.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Lambo, Reborn - Complete
The Hand of Sorrow by Miss.Mina Murray Harker reviews
Being held captive by the FREAKS/Millennium, a young girl is rescued by Hellsing. Actual summary too long to fit here, check inside! You'll also see why the title seems sooo familiar!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2009
Substitute by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
Balthazar/Constantine slash. Ficlet. Some addictions are hard to kick. It’s always good to find a healthy substitute.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Bicycle by Im-a-tiger reviews
At an urgent meeting, the members of the Black Order find out exactly how 'involved' a Bookman can be with his collegues. Lavi x Everyone
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Lavi, Cross Marian - Complete
Double Booked by Lady Talla-doe reviews
what happens when the two biggest semes of the -man world encounter each other AU? who comes out on top? who is the ULTIMATE seme? ultimate seme challenge CrossxTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Cross Marian, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Mesuji by xXxBlack-OpalxXx reviews
A new meister is attending the school. Forming a quick relationship with Soul, the girl works her way into the group of friends, where she meets Kid. The two find each other extremely attractive. This causes a rift between Soul and Kid. More in profile.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Death The Kid - Complete
Light The Night by GrimmjowXEspada reviews
The heat spread over his body as he stayed to watch the flames dip and rise, dancing in the sky as they consumed the wooden planks of the far wall. //Cross-centric mostly//No real pairings intended//
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Cross Marian - Complete
Meringue by genocideray reviews
A random story about the second order that Ciel gives Sebastian. I don't know why I wrote this either. XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Pinky Promise by Unbelievable.Mishap reviews
R27, Slight AU. Reborn didn't associate himself with children often.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
It's Not a Date, I Swear! by Anya Urameshi reviews
That's Reborn! That's totally Reborn! Lambo's mind yelled as he stared at the waitress in horror. Why the hell is he here! Wearing a wig and dress! RebornLambo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Lambo, Reborn - Complete
Capture of the Generals by RoyxRizaFan reviews
When the Noah somehow catch the generals, Cloud Nine is trapped with Cross Marian for hours on end. Will he drive her insane, or will other emotions rather than irritation and annoyance be exchanged between the two? CrossxCloud
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Klaud N., Cross Marian - Complete
I'm Not a Freak by Titania Le Fey reviews
Snake out with his children
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Consequences by llamaglamasama reviews
Ran finds out about Conan's secret and she doesn't react well. When Kaito finds himself in danger from the crows, he invites Tantei-kun along for the ride. What sort of trouble will these to run into together? And who else will they have left to turn to?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - M. Sera, Kaito K.
Did You Think You Could Just Walk Away? by Wolf Maid reviews
Oneshot. Charlie/Nathan, set six years after the movie. Charlie comes to see Nathan.
Charlie Bartlett - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Truth Hurts by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Lelouch tells everyone how he REALLY feels about them. Oneshot
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Mello and Matt: A Soul Society adventure by LoneWolfLorelei reviews
Mello sheilded his eyes from the blinding sunlight. Groggily he scanned his unusual suroundings. Numerous questions buzzed in is mind. Where was his chocolate? Where was Matt?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Mello, Matt
Halloween Ruckus by Nehszriah reviews
It's a Halloween themed Baccano fiction originally conceptualized for a contest. Nonlinear stories are always more fun. T for language and substance abuse on the account of Ladd... and a little Czeslaw ownage.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The Place Where I should Belong to by autome reviews
What is Cloud's responds towards Cross? When she knows that he had a new girlfriend? Oneshot sorta
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Cross Marian, Klaud N. - Complete
Truth Potion or not by AnimeMandi22 reviews
Take one Mr. Severus Snape, one Mr. Neville Longbottom, one meddling old fool, mix them with a potions class room, and what do you get? A one shot with very little plot. Anyway you look at it frontwards, backwards, or upside down it's slash. More inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Assassin in Hogwarts by hotterhatter2211 reviews
What if Train was stuck at the same age as Eve? What if they got a letter for them to attend Hogwarts? What happens when they meet Harry and the gang? And What about the Triwizard Tournament? Harry Potter Crossover with Black Cat Chapter 3 edited CANCELLED
Black Cat - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Meds for One Work for Two by oshare-banchou reviews
Seireitei takes a breather after an unforeseen incident, and Ukitake must face a new medicine--with some not-so-appreciated help from Unohana. Humor. No pairings, but Ukitake/Unohana if you want it that way. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Ciaossu, Kora! :: RxC Story by BeautifulxxFilth reviews
Read Author's Notes Please:: -YAOI WARNING- Adult!Reborn x Adult!Colonello, kora!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Reborn, Colonnello
For the Love of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Four captains are sent undercover to Hueco Mundo. Loosely tied to "For the Sake of Sake"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K.
Absolute Perfection by Equif reviews
His tongue slowly traveled down south, enjoying the sweet taste it left in his mouth. Oh, how long was it since he had tasted that irresistible taste?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Mukuro R. - Complete
Ten Year Anniversary by And Then I Woke Up reviews
Lambo was still surprised that Reborn had even cared enough to remember. Though in the next breath he was ticked at the man for not caring to remind him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Lambo, Reborn - Complete
He was scared of her by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Cross Marian scared? He was scared of her... CrossxOC oneshot Non-lemon Let's just pretend that Cross came back before everyone gets hurt.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cross Marian - Complete
Two Hearts of Gold by allPod reviews
Inspired by the first page of chapter 165: “Hey, Allen. I’ve never asked you before, but do you like Tim? I said I was leaving him in your care…but I’d always meant to give him to you.”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Reassurance by Snupin reviews
Allen needs a hug.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
The Tangled Web We Weave by Nykil reviews
AU At birth, Harry Potter is unwanted, a freak, and is thrown away, as his twin brother is much stronger. He is however found and raised elsewhere and years later, Allen Walker comes to Hogwarts... HPxDGM crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Allen Walker
Of Queens and Priests by Umeko reviews
A diplomatic visit and AX find themselves crossdressing. What hiliarity can ensue with our guys and a clueless Petros?
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Power of Words by ann no aku reviews
The Doctor goes back in time to 1994 to see Rose one final time, still haunted by memories of her. When he arrives, he realizes that someone has taken books and brought them to life in particular, the Harry Potter books.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Big Happy Family by BlackHeartSpectre reviews
What do you expect when you have General Cross Marian for a father? Doom, gloom, and mayhem, that's what! At least according to Lavi, Allen and Cross' other 5 children... OOC, silliness, and general randomness. Oh, and OCs too. Rated T for sexual refs.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Cross Marian, Lavi
Harry Potter and the Family by Sirius's Wife reviews
Sirius was cleared the year before, and now he is able to take Harry home with him! this is the sequel to Harry Potter and the Better Life, read that first please! LEAVE REVIEWS! THANKYOU! teehee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Quite Literally by SophieSolo reviews
Spirit Albarn never thought he would have to offer parenting advice to another individual. Features Shinigami, Spirit Albarn and Death the Kidd.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Half Pain by Autumn Ivy reviews
An fmahp crossover. After trying to bring back Al, Ed gets pulled into the world of Harry Potter. Many thing happen, including strip poker. An EEHG romance. Please read and review. 10th chapter added! A look into Sirius Blacks past
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Edward E.
Why is There a Little Blue Box in the Common Room? by fortheloveofsemicolons reviews
It was about a month before the end of term when the little blue box appeared in the Gryffindor common room. Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
With the Doctor's Help by wolflink93 reviews
What happened to L's parents? What would you say if it had to do with the Doctor? Doctor Who/Death Note Crossover Tenthdoc. Post Death Note.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, L - Complete
Go Pantsless While You're At It by Unique.Nom.De.Plume reviews
A good old fashioned smutty Chastine fic. You can't expect much more from me than that, I don't have he attention span for plots and chapters and what have you. Feel free to flame! I'll laugh at your displeasure.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Therapy by Odyssion reviews
When Kakashi sulks, Yamato wants to do whatever he can to cheer his favourite sempai up. Kakashi takes his offer quite literally. KakaYama, citrusy PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Never Late by Twilight-Deviant reviews
Tom is annoyed by how much time Dorian always spends getting ready. Slash. Dorian/Sawyer. Oneshot.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Dorian, Sawyer - Complete
School Days by Titania Le Fey reviews
Snake gets stuck taking his grandson to his first day of kindergarten.
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Ginko's Epic Weasel Saga by Lani and Lulu reviews
Pets were hard to come by in ancient Japan, especially in Ginko's profession.
Mushishi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Common Beginnings by Sora Moto reviews
It began when he saved her and her friend from a monster and from it something grew that turned her world upside down. IshMas UraKas Prequel to Not Again!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - K. Urahara, Isshin K.
Sirius Black and Doctor Who Meet Nyssa by The Geeky Quill reviews
Harry Potter & Dr. Who crossover with a bit of Douglas Adams thrown in for good measure. It's a farcical adventure of an American teenage girl, Sirius Black, and The Doctor. Now I've added Sweeney Todd in the mix. I think I'm cracked! LOL
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Kidnapped by QueenAisha reviews
Misaki's father comes back to town and wants his daughter back. Knowing Shuko wont give her up, he takes matters into his own hands
Angelic Layer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007
Ridiculous by Rosethorn reviews
Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
A New Home So Sweet by CelestialDeath reviews
HellsingYu Yu Hakusho Crossover, Two anime fans accidently send themselves into the Hellsing World just as a new evil begins to arise. Was it accidental that the girls came at this time or do they serve a greater purpose? Aoc and Koc
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Alucard
Big Sleuth on Campus by Ms. Kreatopita reviews
What if Sven Vollfied had had to deal with working for the IBI, dating the smartest girl on campus, coping with his roommate's emotional baggage, being embarrassed by his Jewish mother, and graduating college all at the same time? At only 21? Pretty AU
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sven V., Tearju L.
Babysitting by Liralen Li reviews
Isshin needs a little help from his friend, Urahara Kisuke. Includes all the Kurosaki kids. Written for the lj Exiled Love comm for their April Fool's contest. Prompt was "by the morning light". T for language and nothing else.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - K. Urahara, Isshin K.
Hey Plissken! Where's that Tattoo Go? by Titania Le Fey reviews
Snake received his nickname before getting the infamous belly tattoo but the tattoo was what made the nickname Snake stick long after his military career was over. This takes place in 1988 just before Snake turns 21. Snake returns to the barracks after ge
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Where There's Sea by Twilight-Deviant reviews
Where there’s sea, there’s seasickness. Implied Slash. Dorian/Sawyer. Oneshot.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Dorian, Sawyer - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Consolation by Gryvon reviews
Three Musketeers. Athos/D'Artagnan, slash. Featuring a drunk and slightly depressed Athos and an in over his head D'Artagnan as he tries to help his mentor.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Present by Gray Svend reviews
Uncle Jack gives Atticus a present before Christmas... and it's fun to unwrap! Mature Slashhh. Don't like it, don't come here. I suck at summaries... Please read and review! Tell me if it needs more please and thank you!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2007
Dr John Smith, DADA Teacher by Jed Rhodes reviews
Harry Potter crossover. The TARDIS lands at Hogwarts, and the Doctor finds himself taking on the teaching post of defence against the dark arts... and an old friend who's not himself. AU OOTP.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Secret Student by Sephy-Chan reviews
Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,276 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Bewitching Attraction by Aspicia reviews
Both were Generals, with nothing much in common, and who hardly interacted with each other. Still, this is the tale of how the notorious womaniser was deeply smitten with someone who seem to not feel the same way. Cross x Cloud.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Cross Marian, Klaud N. - Complete
What's the Matter, Sweetie? Had A Date Last Night? by Gray Svend reviews
SNL's interpretation of Sean Connery and Alex Trebek from Celebrity Jeopardy. Slash! Don't read if you don't like! I will not tolerate flames! I know that this is the most out there of the pairings that I like, but I'm just trying it out
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Of Shinigami and Apples by plusTHREE reviews
Oneshots, twoshots, threeshots, fourshots and... you get the picture. Concerns the Bleach and Death Note characters. [xover with Death Note, obviously. Many characters, multipairings] Part 1: The Detective and the Drunk [LxMatsumoto] WIP
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2007
Five Schools Kaito Never Attended by J-Kid reviews
Five crossover drabbles for the price of one! Short stories featuring Kuroba Kaito in different schools in worlds such as Hogwarts, Naruto, Ouran High School, Star Wars, and Discworld.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kaito K., Tamaki S. - Complete
Snow in Summer by Shimizu Hitomi reviews
Oneshot. The MI6 trio attempts to build a snowman.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Family He Intended by SuperKateB reviews
Jack Connors always wanted to be part of the Finch family, despite what his sister had to say about it. He just never realized how much of a Finch he would become. Uncle JackAtticus. Slash.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Oh Yeah! Hellsing Edition by Gree reviews
Inspired by Luke's dramatic entrence in OVA II. The Valentine Brothers vist a certain cursed spring due to Jan's poor driving skills and arrive at Hellsing manor a bit....different.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Wellington School For Young Ladies by sinful innocence reviews
AU. AxI, Some SxP. Integra Hellsing, from a noble and secretive family, starts at a new college and meets many new people. AxI SxP AU, but still contains vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006
Out of Time by RamblerGaelige reviews
During the Gunfight at the OK Corral, Doc Holliday is shot and blasted into a future time. Lots of Doc abuse. ABANDONED, due to irreconcilable time conflicts.
Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
April Fool's by Titania Le Fey reviews
This was wrote as a joke between my friend's and I. Snake wakes up April Fool's day having been transformed into a female cop for the day.
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007
Threads of Life by Chip of Silver reviews
Raito finds out that there is something after death. Even for him. He ends up in Seireitei with no memories other then the name Kira. How will he cope? How will L, Already a Shinigami, take this? And what? Ryuk in Seireitei! Bleach x Death Note.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Light Y.
Idle Hands by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
A Master's Apprentice by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
Allen is having another nightmare about the incident with Mana, and the only one there to help is Cross. No pairings. Just a cute little one shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
Gotta Catch This One! by goldfishlover73 reviews
Kaitou Kid is out in the woods why! and he's out to catch one thing using his card gun and a small red and white ball.Rating for languageXover with everyones FAV kidshowcard game video game!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Kaito K. - Complete
Dawn of the Future by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Young Walter and Girly card take a visit to the future, where they encounter their future bosses, enemies, and selves.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
Fall of the Moon by yukuro reviews
After finally completing his life's mission, Kuroba Kaito, otherwise known as Kaitou KID, finds himself under Shinichi's scrutinizing care. With his goal accomplished, is it finally time to consider a career change? Kaito x Shinichi
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Title Pending by DarkHeartKeyblade reviews
[MK] When an injured Kid comes to Aoko's balcony, some secrets are revealed. NEED A TITLE!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Kaito K., Aoko N. - Complete
Unusual Guests by XWingAce reviews
Ouran High School Host Club x Doctor Who The Host Club is visited by the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler. But there is also something else looking for a Host.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2006 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Marbles by Meredith A. Jones reviews
A woman has been murdered. The three suspected killers are: the husband, the neighbor Michael Dawson, and...Atticus? Warning: Mockingbirds will possibly be injured, but not killed. Please R&R! CHAPTER 2 POSTED!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/24/2005
Harry Potter and the Order of the Mushroom by Chilibob reviews
The Order of the Pheonix decide to save people from mushrooms instead of evil dudes! Heh heh! this should be good...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Sirius B., Albus D.
Tombstone Meets Tombstone by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
Wyatt Earp, his brothers and Doc Holliday decide to have pizza. Please don't kill me for this... OneShot Rated PG K for some light cussing and drinking... and of calling people pansies...
Tombstone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
The Christmas Detention by Redfern reviews
Hot oneshot, featuring virgin gryffindor Neville and a very ...persistent... potion's teacher giving the wildest detention of the year. Naughty doesn't cover it. 'Sex' and 'graphic' does. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
Harry Potter Age 5 and a Few Days After by Yami no Kogo reviews
The title sucks a bit, sorry' Any who Harry is 5 when he gets a visit from three strangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,465 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naked Snake Falls In Love by luke-sama reviews
Ever noticed Snake's obsession with tree frogs? Well. I have. Snake x Tree Frog.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2004
Indiana Snake and the Frankfurt of the Fuhrer by Shade Wolf reviews
On December 27th, Jesus was born again in fic form. Join Indiana Snake and his adventures through space and time. Will he defeat the evil space pirate ninjas from Neptune? Can he wake Short Round from his fourteen year coma? A co-fic with SamandMax
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004
What We've Always Known by luke-sama reviews
Everyone's favorite pairing of Snake x Box. It actually happens to be Pliskin, right after he meets Raiden foer the first time. Pardon this fic, I was in a silly mood. I've always thought Snake's box obsession was rather adorable...
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/10/2004
Binary Numbers by Mirabehn reviews
Two men. Two eyes. Two glasses of brandy. A slash seduction, that is also strangely canonical if you have seen all of the deleted scenes from The Spy Who Shagged Me...
Austin Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2004
Cajun Watchin' by Jukebox reviews
Logan and Hank watch a certain Cajun enjoy his snack. PWP, slash overtones. Submitted in response to a Peanut Butter challenge in a yahoo group.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Muse For Sale by Lucky Shamrock reviews
My Harry Potter muse is driving me crazy and I want to trade him in. Anyone want my muse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Sirius B.
Humiliation by Beckakalli reviews
Neville is caught doing Naughty Things in potions class. How does Snape react? Warning: Not PWP, just stupid. NevilleSnape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Neville L., Severus S.
Metal Gear Solid 2 14: Drunken Snake by Calfre reviews
This what happens when you mix boredem and ... much more boredem together. Snake is drunk and is pulled over by the cops. R+R!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2003
Celebrity Jeopardy MGS style by ChrisHawk87 reviews
Episodes of Celebrity Jeopardy featuring MGS characters
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
A Jeopardy! Christmas Miracle by Lyle Brown reviews
Alex Trebek holds a special Christmas episode of Jeopardy! with celebrity guests...but isn't someone missing? (Based on SNL skits) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2001
Black Ink, White Paper by ThePet reviews
Gentle semi-humorous Holmes/Watson slash from Holmes' POV. Can the great detective outstrip all his previous achievements?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/8/2001
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