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Are you an idiot?

No sir, just a dreamer...

My name is Joy i'm 15 years old, and live in London, England. I would love to move to America when i'm older though.

Hope people like my stories :)

I have 3 sisters, wish i had a brother =(
People are always telling me i'm so laid back. Hmm i guess i am. Well my motto-Take things in your stride, theres nothing else you can do.
I like my life, its ok i guess, I want to be an actress or writer when i'm older, so bad.. Annywhoo

Check out my storys dudes ;)

Here are my ten reasons to be Team Jasper.

1. he knows how your feeling
2. he's to decent to go to a strip club
3. even with his bad past he tortures himself so he won't kill people
4. he makes an effort to understand you
5. he never abandoned anyone
6. he knows how to fight
7. he can put up with everyones emotions
8. he's philosophical, smart, moral, and faithful
9. I'm a brunette so apparently we have no fun and he's a blonde so he does
10. he's a vampire

Jasper says RELAX ;)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more, Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

Most important item in my life = Ipod _

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

I have reasons to believe that i am obsessed to fanfiction, indeed, how tragic.

Jacob is the new black

My Favourite Bands/Singers At The Moment!

Red jumpsuit apparatus - Coldplay - Lifehouse - Nickelback - My Chemical Romance - Taylor Swift - Beyonce - James Morrison - Paramore


1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies


13. You always relate songs to twilight

14. You relate real life situations to twilight

15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing

16. Everytime you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you

Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes:

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)

"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)

"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)

"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)

On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)

His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)

"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)

"May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward)

"About time someone scored around here." - Breaking Dawn (Emmett)


People may have noticed, but i originally had a story up called Returning can be a shock.

Overall i was unhappy with where this story was going, so i have changed a few things and re-added it.

Please check it out. Sorry.


Returning can be a shock pictures-

Carl -

Reid -

Annalise when they left her -

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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Rise From the Flames by BornWithPants33 reviews
Elrond's scout vows to protect Frodo on his quest. The journey forces her to reveal her past to the fellowship and to face her fears. She must try to destroy the Ring all while creating her own path and destiny. Tenth walker. Edited
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High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
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Supermassive Black hole: High School Reunion by anotherwayout reviews
Bella, spent all her life falling for her best friend's brother. She confesses at their graduation party but gets embarrassed in front of everyone. She leaves, becomes successful and comes back for their 10 year high school reunion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,291 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.
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Fighting Flames by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9664 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Number One by BloodThirsty Butterfly reviews
Edward was a player but gave up his ways to go out with his best friend Bella. Bella later finds Edward cheating and runs away only to become famous as a singer. Will they meet again or will their love suffer? 7th fic! Review!
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The Remedy by beagles-rock101 reviews
Bree lives a normal life. She's content. Or so she thought she was. Things begin to fall apart and there is no one to pick up the pieces. That is, until the Mercers came into the picture.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Through Her Eyes by tlm1633 reviews
This story is set before , during, and after the movie through the live of Serenity Miller,a girl who unofficialy becomes a part of the Mercer family. And who unofficialy falls in love with one of them. Please read and review!
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The hidden truth reviews
Edward and Bella had a daughter, Annalise Cullen whom they left in an orphanage at the age of 6 for reasons unknown to her. When they unexpectantly meet 14 year old Annalise in Volterra of all places, will she accept them back? Not this tomboy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2009
Returning Can Be A Shock reviews
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