Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Are you an idiot?
No sir, just a dreamer...
My name is Joy i'm 15 years old, and live in London, England. I would love to move to America when i'm older though.
Hope people like my stories :)
I have 3 sisters, wish i had a brother =(
Check out my storys dudes ;)
1. he knows how your feeling
Jasper says RELAX ;)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.
92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more, Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!
Most important item in my life = Ipod _
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I have reasons to believe that i am obsessed to fanfiction, indeed, how tragic.
Jacob is the new black
My Favourite Bands/Singers At The Moment!
Red jumpsuit apparatus - Coldplay - Lifehouse - Nickelback - My Chemical Romance - Taylor Swift - Beyonce - James Morrison - Paramore
WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT
1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure
2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does
3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'
4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'
5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters
6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already
7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast
8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out
9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death
10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy
11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies
12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!
13. You always relate songs to twilight
14. You relate real life situations to twilight
15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing
16. Everytime you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you
Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes:
"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)
"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)
"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)
"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)
"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)
"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)
"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)
"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)
On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)
His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)
"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)
"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)
"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)
"May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward)
"About time someone scored around here." - Breaking Dawn (Emmett)
ABOUT RETURNING CAN BE A SHOCK - SORRY
People may have noticed, but i originally had a story up called Returning can be a shock.
Overall i was unhappy with where this story was going, so i have changed a few things and re-added it.
Please check it out. Sorry.
Returning can be a shock pictures-
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
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