Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Warriors, Glee, Prince of Tennis, Outsiders, Wrestling, Johnny Test, and Harry Potter. Name: HufflepuffGleek Likes: Music, Reading (duh), Writing (duh again), Gardening, Family, Friends, and History Dislikes: Snakes, Sharks, Pink (The Color), Twilight series, Spelling Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Music, and Gardening Dream for the future: I just want to be happy Age: Old enough Gender: Female Location: USA Twitter: https://twitter.com/HufflepuffGleek Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hufflepuffgleek/ Fav. Quotes: life is music live it out loud- Annoymus Being apart of something special makes you special right?- Rachel Berry The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go- Dr. Seuss Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!- Dr. Suess Promise me you'll always remember: You are Braver then you believe, Stronger then you seem, and Smarter then you think- A.A. Milne Some people care to much, I think it's called Love.- A.A. Milne We writers are shy, nocturnal creatures. Push us into the light and the light blinds us.- John Banville I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. 30 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. 25. Make farm animal noises 26. Start talking to the wall 27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it 28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac 29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them. 30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scratch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Put this on your Stupid Steryotypes I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love . If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list : danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere, HufflepuffGleek REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY TONGUE OFF!! and that I stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette... I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI! It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. I am worse than evil... I am the author! Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! Uh...define 'normal' for me again. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering . It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different! "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." ""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."" Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING ? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side… True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you. A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON! My name is Carrie I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Carrie I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE ()() () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (we have candies, sweets and cookies) I know You Want to... and so do the bunnies. () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile and help him achieve world domination. So Copy And Paste!! You say BABY PINK If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing What's the last book you read/are reading? – Looking for Alaska What's on your T.V right now? – A Comercial Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? – My mom Mom: Who was on the phone Me: The pharmacy Where are you? – At Home Look up. Now look back. What do you see? – boxes What's the last thing you ate/drank? – Water what's your personality like? – I'm Shy Who do you have a crush on? – No one What was the last thing you thought? – (I have to many thoughts to pick just one) You have a million dollars. What do you do? – Buy my mom a new car and buy my parents a new house Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? – My Phone Say George Bush, what do you think of??- a tree What are you eating/drinking right now? – Water 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Bulgaria 2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Mouse 3. What can you hear right now? Music 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: hi mom! Mom: Hi...? Me: Okay bye. 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Matilda 6. Type your name with your elbow. frt5edsderfsdewazSf 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My desk 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Half-Moon because she still loves Jayfeather even after all those years without him 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was working on a new story 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell oomhxtmoayprtlushttdla List your twelve favorite warrior characters in no order. 1. Jayfeather 2. Brightheart 3. Half-Moon 4. Honeyfern 5. Lionblaze 6. Cinderheart 7. Spottedleaf 8. Hollyleaf 9. Jay's Wing 10. Poppyfrost 11. Leafpool 12. Briarlight 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Yes 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not possible becasue both are she-cats 4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? No 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Ten or Lionblaze/Poppyfrost even though one already has a mate 7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Half-Moon is the one to protect Poppyfrost and Jayfeather at the moonpool and Half-Moon become reborn as one of Poppyfrost's kits 8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Sibling Fluff 9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Comfort of a medicine cat 10.Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? No 11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No 13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Family Portrait by PINK 14.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Love Triangle 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never 16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Jayfeather and Spottedleaf are in a happy relationship until Jay's Wing runs off with Honeyfern. Jayfeather, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leafpool and a brief unhappy affair with Briarlight, then follows the wise advice of Lionblaze and finds true love with Half-Moon What title would you give this fic? A very messed up Warriors Story A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : This has got to be one of the most clever PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Can't-Live-Without-Twilight, HufflepuffGleek If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1,Can't-Live-Without-Twilight, HufflepuffGleek If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. Something that made me laugh: -Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!! (Yep... that's what I keep telling myself xD) -Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (That happened to me with a Ball xD) -Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. -What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? -Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this -Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why -I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? -A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" -They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. -It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it. -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrgide Uinervtisy, it doesn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Ha! (Don't own this, i found it on another profile, i thought it was hilarious) More Notes to Self of DOOM! 1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. I like this! it's fun! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hufizzle ((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name)) A: Hot Read This! At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came REMEMBER WHEN...!! REMEMBER WHEN .. What makes life 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! One Nation, 'Under Allah.' Notes To Self...Of DOOM! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrgide Uinervtisy, it doesn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Ha! (Don't own this, i found it on another profile, i thought it was hilarious) Notes To Self...Of DOOM! More Notes to Self of DOOM! 1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. List your twelve favorite Glee characters in no order. 1. Rachel 2. Puck 3. Kurt 4. Beth 5. Brittany 6. Sugar 7. Jesse 8. Sam 9. Sue 10. Emma 11. Santana 12. Rory 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Yes 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not possible 4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? I guess so... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither cuz both are illegal 7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Kurt and Emma talk about when Kurt puked on her in Rhodes not Taken 8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? HECK YES THEIR IS GO EVANBERRY!!!!!! 9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. International friendship 10.Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Maybe? 11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No 13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Higher Power- Mark Salling 14.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Threesome, Yuri, and Het 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? This morning and she was with 11 16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Rachel and Jesse are in a happy relationship until Sue runs off with Beth. Rachel, Brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Santana and a brief unhappy afffair with Rory, then follows the wise advice of Sugar adn finds true love with Kurt What title would you give this fic? A day in the life of a gleek 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Post this on your profile List your twelve favorite WWE wrestlers in no order. 1. Zack Ryder 2. AJ Lee 3. CM Punk 4. Kane 5. Brie Bella 6. Shawn Micheals 7. Natalya 8. Edge 9. Dolph Ziggler 10. Randy Orton 11. Daniel Bryan 12. Nikki Bella 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Um could it be the other way around? It wouldn't be good 4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? No 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine because I think Dolph Ziggle and Brie Bella would make a cute couple 7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Two champion battling it out to see who would be the new face of the WWE 8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Maybe? 9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. The love of a Rated-R superstar and his Bella 10.Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? No 11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No 13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Bringin' Sexy Back 14.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Love Triangle 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never 16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Zack Ryder and Natalya are in a happy relationship until Dolph Ziggler runs off with Kane. Zack Ryder, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Daniel Bryan and a brief unhappy affair with Nikki Bella, then follows the wise advice of Brie Bella and finds true love with CM Punk What title would you give this fic? Um, What? 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: Big Night by Big Time Rush Waking Up: It's Time- Glee Cast First Day of School: Let's have a Kiki- Glee Cast Falling In Love: Touchin on My- 3OH!3 Fight Song: On my Way- Lea Michele Breaking Up: Sorry- Buckcherry Prom Night: Raise your Glass- Glee Cast Life: Lanslide- Glee Cast Mental Breakdown: F*kin perfect- P!nk Driving: Tied together with a smile- Taylor Swift Flashback: Anyway you want it/Lovin touchin squeezin- Glee cast Getting Back Together: Chasing Cars- Grey's Anatomy Cast Wedding: Do you think I'm pretty- Creamy Birth of a Child: Mine- Glee Cast Final Battle: Mean- Taylor Swift Funeral Song: Will I- RENT Final Credits: Genie in a Bottle- Christina Aguilera Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house. Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!” Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick. Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog. Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you. Friends ask you to write down your number for them. Best friends have you on speed dial. Friends have to be told not to tell anyone. Best friends already know not to tell. Friends will help you when you’re lost. Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass. Friends will go with you to a concert. Best friends will help you kidnap the band. Friends will hide you from the cops. Best friends are probably the reason they are after you. Friends will bail you out of prison. Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!" Friends will find you your Prince Charming. Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you. Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…” Friends will help you learn how to drive. Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it. Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours. Friends will leave when they feel insulted. Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong. Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying. Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry. Friends will offer you a soda. Best friends will dump theirs on you. Friends will console you when your house catches on fire. Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen. Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?” Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?” Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Best friends are jumping right after you. Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover. Best friends are your weekend boarders. Friends are shy around your boyfriend. Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck. Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!” Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you. Friends will be crying at your funeral. Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you. Friends will ignore this. Best friends will repost this crap! Love My Mommy: When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this "Godric Gryffindor taught us to be brave and daring. Helga Hufflepuff taught us to be kind always and to be fair, just, and loyal. Rowena Ravenclaw taught us that wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure. Salazar Slytherin taught us to be ambitious and about leadership. Bellatrix Lestrange taught us that not all villains aren't likable. Narcissa Malfoy taught us that mothers would to anything to make sure their child is safe. Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family. Sybil Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future. Fleur Delacour taught me that love isn't based on appearance. Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age. Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real. Rubeus Hagrid taught us to love and care for all creatures, no matter how odd. Mr. Arthur Weasley taught us that maybe Muggles aren't so bad after all. Mrs. Molly Weasley taught us that we can always rely on our mothers. Sirius Black taught us how to stay loyal, how to get back up and fight for your friends. James Potter taught us that a sacrifice can really go a long way. Lily Potter taught us that there is always beauty in everyone, no matter how deep it is inside. Remus John Lupin taught us that whatever life throws at you, keep going on. Severus Snape taught us to fight for true love. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore taught us that there is life beyond death. Dobby taught me that freedom is a very special gift. Fred and George Weasley taught us that sometimes all we need is a good laugh. Luna Lovegood taught us that it's always best to be ourselves. Neville Longbottom taught us that courage is standing up for what is right, even when you're scared out of your mind. Ginevra Weasley taught us how to stay strong. Draco Malfoy taught us that it's okay to make mistakes. Hermione Jean Granger taught us that there's nothing wrong to have a thirst for knowledge. Ronald Bilius Weasley taught us that all we need is a loyal friend till the end. Harry James Potter taught us that there is always something worth fighting for. Joanne Rowling taught us about love and friendship, and she gave us all these heroes to remember" I promise to remember Tonks THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION, DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION- 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties? 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!! 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you. 8. Don't do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. Then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr. /Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT! 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, my goldfish died. Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one. 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then. 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelled. 25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early. 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you. 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!! 29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING! 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME! 32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc 40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA! 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded (some people may be offended by this, if you are sorry) 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell NO I WON’ T SNOG YOU! 44. Yell LIAR! To everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, IT’s spreading, IT'S SPREADING! 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS 49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. In Remembrance to Fred Weasley In Remembrance to Dobby In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort In Remembrance to Severus Snape In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange In Remembrance of Colin Creevey In Remembrance of Hedwig In Remembrance to Sirius Black If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 99 percent of teenagers would faint if Justin Bieber came to their house and asked them on a date, I'm part of the 1 percent that would punch him in the face and yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" Post this on you profile if you're the 1 percent |
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