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Author has written 20 stories for iCarly, Harvest Moon, Kiki's Delivery Service, Heir Apparent, Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Total Drama series, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Serei no Moribito, and Pokémon.

Hiya! I'm HookedOnAvartar011! I love the show Avatar: the Last Airbender. Plus I'm a big Tokka fan! I also have a recent addiction to anything Skip Beat! I want to be an author/doctor when I get out of high school and go to college and am currently working on a science fiction book with no set title. I hope you like my stories, and hopefully one day by book!

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AMAZING IDEA FROM LORA! (No really, I'm actually serious!)

Proven way to keep little brothers away from money/diary/all manner of secret things you don't want you brother to get into? Hang a bra right in front of it! It really works! My brother won't go near my money anymore!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (uh... I'm a girl)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (why do people think that?? -.-')
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m ARGENTINIAN, so I’m MUST be prideful and egocentric.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (... what does it have to do with anything?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Never Be Unreachable by adara-greenleaf reviews
It's a rule for a reason! Rated strong M for adult activity and naughty language. OneShot. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Under The Influence by BeautifulFiction reviews
Ed going from horny as hell to clearly delusional was more than a little concerning." Roy/Ed. Warnings: Language, accidental drug use, scenes of a sexual nature.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
iWill Take It to the Grave by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
Carly asks Freddie to pick Sam up from the dentist. But she has some secrets for him too... now, a xSeddiex TWOshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Matter of Nomenclature by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Edward and Alphonse have a deep, philosophical discussion about Edward's, er, sexuality.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Three More Kisses by preshea reviews
A post iKiss fic. Sam and Freddie share a few more kisses, in spite of it all.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iNeed To Find Her by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
Just when Freddie’s life seems perfect, he receives a secret admirer note. Suddenly, that mystery girl is all he can think about. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Phone Calls That Never Came by Tsukiaa reviews
SEDDIE. "The people who really matter and care for you will be the ones who call you," his mom had told him, but the person who supposedly cares for Freddie isn't who he really expected.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
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Harvest Moon: Generations reviews
My idea of a harvest moon game, and the fanfic that goes with it. T for safty
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010
But Something Was Off reviews
After a night of pleasure, Ed wakes up inside Roy's body, and not in the sexual way. RoyEd! Please read and reveiw!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Water Watcher reviews
Four years after the events in GotSS, Chagum is on the run from assassins. While Balsa and the others are investigating the assassins, Chagum is asked to help the new Nyuga Ro Im find a mate so that the next egg can be born sooner. ChagumXOC BalsaXTanda
Serei no Moribito - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009
Pokemon Periot reviews
This is the idea for a new pokemon game I came up with and fanfic that goes with it. Tell me if you like it and would actually play it if it ever really came out. Read and Review PLEASE! mentions of AshxMisty! Send me OCs PLEASE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009
She Plays Hardball reviews
Adelaide and Kid haven't gotten along since the day her mom died, but will they be forced to with the coming new threat to the school? And what's with Adelaide's amazing power even though she has the strangest weapon yet? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Death The Kid
Down for the Count reviews
Shinobu is a boxer with a lifetime of problems. Her sister wants her dead and Kyoya is blackmailing her with a secret that could destroy her future as Family Head. But maybe, falling in love could be just the thing she needs. MoriXOC KyoyaXmaleOC R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Taming the Beast reviews
Elvyn was aquiet girl with the weird hobby of collecting bugs, including a cockroach that she named Broach. She's always been invisible, so why does this kid from juvie seem to see the real her, even after she pushed him into the lake? DuncanxOc IzzyxOc
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Duncan
The Blonde and The Idiot reviews
A match made in heaven! Not! When Claire get pregnant, she's scared she'll have to go through it alone. Gray's scared he won't be able to handle it. Can the two look past their fears and save Claire and the baby's life?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Claire, Gray - Complete
A Name, Forgotten reviews
OCXIchigo! No one ever accused her of being a nice person, becuase most of the time she wasn't. All she needed was a good friend, a good sword, and then maybe she could take a chance on love. Or not. Whichever works for her. READ AND REVEIW PLEASE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ichigo K.
The Alchemist from the Sea reviews
Shiori came from across the sea, searching for revenge. Thanks to Mustang, she is now forced to tag along with a short and annoying blonde and his armor wearing brother. Bad summary, good story! PLEASE R&R! I LOVE REVEIWS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Sleeping reviews
In which Shea learns the new meaning of sleeping. One-shot for Mizuru007 on Ushi No Tane forum HOPE YOU LIKE! Kind of suggestive but nothing big
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
You Vote for Love reviews
Two boys are in love with Chelsea. Pierre, sweet and hides his undying love behind a lie. Vaughn, scared of rejection for the girl of his dreams so he settles for second best. Who will win her heart? You decide! Reveiw or PM and VOTE! R&R Please!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chelsea
Heir in Training reviews
Giannine still plays Rasmussem games and loves the despite the occurences in Heir Apparent. When her best freind one Nigel Rasmussem shows her a new game and she get trapped in a virtual world once again, she just can't win for the life of her. Review!
Heir Apparent - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
iHate Fanfictions reviews
Freddie discusses his life with Sam and some of his favorite memories. SEDDIE, what else? ONE-SHOT!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Note the Sarcasm reviews
Max and Fang get in an arguement. Fang has some late night prodding time, and with the help of Angel, decides to finally tell Max how he feels instead of just showing her. Sucky summery, but it's really not too bad. PLEASE READ AND REVEIW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Project Niggy reviews
Angel is determined to make yet another couple in the Flock. Takes place after my Fax story 'Note the Sarcasm' but can be read on it's own. NIGGY DUH! I love that MR shipping ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Full Moon reviews
Carson simply loves IOH. This is the story of her life with her friends Jewels, Naomi, Lisa, Ernie, Danny, and Shawn. Plus theres a new boy named Vic with odd white hair. Could their hatred blosom into something like love? Probably not. AU ChelseaXVaughn
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Aina, The Talentless Witch reviews
Aina is the daughter of Kiki and Tombo. She's setting out on her own adventure however reluctantly and overdue and doesn't expect to find a wonderful life in a small town, living on a farm with a woman named Li, and meeting a sly, smooth-talking boy, Ry
Kiki's Delivery Service - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
The Great Blue Feather Disaster reviews
Markie is the farmer on Sunny Island, and there is one person that she can't stand. And the feeling is mutual. Or is it? A love story so cheasy that it belongs in the history books. FarmerXVaughn ONESHOT!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
iCan't Beleive You Did That reviews
This takes place after the iKiss episode. Sam and Freddie agreed to keep it a secret, but what was their motivation? Sam thinks she knows what his was. But was he really embarressed about it or did she just misunderstand? WOW! More than 5000 veiws! Thanks
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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