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Author has written 30 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Invader Zim, Vocaloid, Simpsons, Portal, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Lego Movie, OFF, Undertale, Moana, Mario, and Deltarune.

dragonkeeper19600, AKA that prick who pushed past you in the hall in high school.

Yo! Welcome to my profile. Here, you'll find a plethora of unfinished fics. Nothing motivates me more than a Review, so if you want me to continue something whose unresolved plot keeps you up at night, drop a review, and you'll be my hero!

I love fan fiction. Not only have I written several fics (and planned plenty more), I've also MSTed quite a few stories, a list of which can be found on my Tumblr, which can be found here. If I've pissed you off by writing a review or doing an MST of your story, well, get in line. I review fan fic while writing my own as a way to keep myself honest. Why dish it out if you can't take it, right?

I feel like talking about my own fan fics on this page is redundant, since their synopses are directly below, so instead I'll take this time to talk about some fan works I've come across that interest me. They're not necessarily "good" per se, but they're all definitely worth looking at.

Check This Out, Yo!

My Madness, My Saving Sanity, by NightelfCrawler

Fandom: Transformers

Official Synopsis: Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

My Synopsis: The basic deal is that Megatron fucks up Starscream so bad he has to be dropped off at the Autobot base for repairs. The twist? The Autobots don't know it's Starscream they're taking care of. Hands-down the best thing about this story is the way NightelfCrawler writes Starscream. She does a really good job of creating a psychological landscape where Starscream's self-destructive personality traits make sense. Like, his thought process seems like a logical one. It's believable that he would fall into the same traps over and over. What also makes the story work are the interactions between the characters, and the twists and turns the story offers. Admittedly, not every loose end in the story is addressed by its end, and there is one swerve that's maybe a little too severe for some readers. But the risks it takes are never done out of incompetence, and the characters all have a real camaraderie and chemistry with each other that is rarely seen in even official Transformers fiction. Definitely check it out if you're looking for a thrilling read!

Can be found here.

Songbird,by StupidBolts

Fandom: Transformers, allegedly

Official Synopsis: AU. In Cybertronian higher achy, there are slave bots known as Songbirds. Many laws and rules revolve around Songbirds and their masters, and the punishment for breaking any... Is death.

My Synopsis: This is, um, an interesting little piece. It only got three chapters deep into its story, and it's so different from anything that Transformers is even remotely supposed to be about that it should make me angry to my boiling point, but I'm actually genuinely curious as to where it was going. Get a load of this: The story takes place in the Armada version of Cybertron where Cybertronians can turn other Cybertronians into courtesans called Songbirds. And in this world of slavery and voyeurism, Optimus Prime's slave is Jetfire. Who is fated to fall in love with Starscream. Who is a prince. Who is betrothed to Megatron. I have made none of that up. If you haven't shrieked in fear at least once during that synopsis, there is just plain no hope for you. But rather than being a complete train wreck, the story is actually kind of interesting. At the time of this writing, it hasn't even begun to get going, but I kind of wish it would. It's so far removed from Transformers that I sort of wonder why the author didn't just make it an original story (for example, do the robots even transform in this story? No one knows!), but I'm putting it out there in the hope that the writer will be encouraged to continue.

Can be found here.

Handplates AU,by Zarla

Fandom: Undertale

Official Synopsis: An Undertale AU where Sans and Papyrus were experiments of Gaster's and a whole lot of suffering ensues.

My Synopsis: This isn't a fan fic per se but rather a collection of comic pages, detailing a backstory for Dr. Gaster and the skeleton brothers. Each page creates a narrative of Dr. Gaster and his experiments on his creations Sans and Papyrus and the moral turmoil that naturally emerges as a result. Dr. Gaster as Zarla writes him is one of those rare characters who does despicable, unforgivable things and yet remains sympathetic. In his warped view, giving into his budding affection for the boys and taking them in as a family is the selfish thing to do, because if he halts his experiments, he is potentially dooming the monsters to remain trapped underground. And that's a great conflict! The art is great, the story swings wildly between being sweet and fluffy and being nail-bitingly horrifying, often without warning, and Sans and Papyrus are both written really well. The different ways they react to their plight and believable as well as heartbreaking, and there's just so much dimension and world building to the comic. Zarla is well-known among the Undertale fandom, so chances are you've probably seen work by her before, but just in case you haven't, you should totally check it all out. Seriously. What are you still doing here? Go now!

Can be found here. (Bring tissues.)

I'll definitely add more later, though it's probably not the best idea to present a bunch of other work you should be reading instead of my own... Oh, well. Enjoy both my own stuff, and the stuff above! The world is yours!

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Thinking With Aperture Plasmids by Diable Oni Giri reviews
A/U SPOILERS for Portal 2. Rhapsody Science, creator and distributor of all things plasmids. At least it was until Rapture fell...as did Rhapsody. Overrun and falling apart, Chell is awakened from stasis for one purpose: escape. If only it was so simple.
Crossover - BioShock & Portal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011
The Dark Spark of Renewal by shortlived reviews
Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 197,967 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Ignite the Stars by Jedi Trace reviews
Co-authored with rhonderoo. An introspective piece interpreting the relationship between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker in the Original Trilogy, in light of Revenge of the Sith. Drama, short story, complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
My Madness, My Saving Sanity by NightElfCrawler reviews
Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,428 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Alone by Melora Maxwell reviews
Enter the mind of the Last Dalek. Dalek POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
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Heart on a Chain reviews
You meet a crooked salesman who calls himself Spamton G. Spamton. He tells you he's desperate to find his keys, but you don't know if can be trusted. As you carry him through the city, you realize just how powerful an asset he truly is, and so you decide to keep him with you, even as his precious keys ring in your pocket. Based on the Salt Route AU. One-shot.
Deltarune - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2021 - Complete
Where the Paper Flower Blooms reviews
Olivia and Olly arrive in the Underwhere and receive their verdict from Queen Jaydes: Olivia may ascend to the Overthere, while her brother may not. Olly's last chance for redemption is to retrieve the flower that blooms at the bottom of the Underwhere. Olivia vows to accompany Olly until his soul has been saved, but the journey will test their bond like never before.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2021 - Queen Jaydes, Olly, Olivia, Bobby
The Queen's Fool
Just as the Pixl Queen has begun her reign of terror over the Tribe of Ancients, she is astonished to be approached by a lone jester wearing a mask of black and white. Who is this foolish jester who has suddenly barged into her castle, and what is his connection with her? Who is the one who calls himself "Dimentio?"
Mario - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2021 - Dimentio
The Coward and the Beast reviews
One winter's night, a princess committed a grave insult. As punishment, she was transformed into a beast. To change back, she must earn the love of another. But, who would fall in love with a beast? Certainly not a coward of a man who falls to pieces at the mere idea of a monster. A Luigi-based retelling of the tale as old as time.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,050 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 1/25/2019 - [Luigi, Daisy] Mario, Waluigi
Nights reviews
After rescuing Luigi from Bowser's clutches, Daisy is forced to give Luigi the terrible news: Mario has not survived Bowser's takeover of the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi can't bear to face the empty nights of grief alone, and so he asks Daisy to spend the night with him. She agrees, but the nights are long, and the end of his pain seems nowhere in sight. Part of the Fallen Star AU.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2020 - [Daisy, Luigi] Mario, Peach - Complete
In the Garden of Delight reviews
Dimentio never intended to hurt Peach by sending her to the Overthere. He only wanted to ask for her help. At least, that's what he's saying. One-shot.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2020 - [Dimentio, Peach] - Complete
So, Why Not? reviews
The end of all worlds is fast approaching, and Nastasia is plagued by doubt. As she mourns the Count's fate, Dimentio appears and presents her with the obvious solution. But, why can't she do it? One-shot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Nastasia, Dimentio - Complete
Mario and the Music Box reviews
Mario and Luigi receive a letter from Princess Peach, asking them to travel to the mysterious Azurewood Manor to find a missing person. Rumors that the mansion is haunted don't scare Mario, but neither brother is prepared for the horrors they are about to face. A rewrite of the RPG Maker fan game "(Mario) The Music Box" by Team Ari.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Mario, Luigi
Allure reviews
On a voyage to find other inhabited islands after the blight of Darkness left by Te Ka, Moana and her crew of wayfinders come across a lone girl on a deserted island, desperately seeking to escape an enraged Tamatoa. Monsters, the divine, and fears both great and small combine as Maui, Moana, and her tribe must help the girl find home while fighting the fury of the disgraced crab.
Moana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Moana W., Maui, Tamatoa, OC
The Beast reviews
He knew there was once a time when he hadn't killed anyone. He knew there must have been a time when his conscience was clean, when he was allowed to walk upright and speak whenever he chose, when he was free, when she was by his side. But, his own past no longer seemed real. An AU backstory for Steeljaw. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Steeljaw, OC
Transformers: Energon - Redux reviews
Ten years after the end of the Great War, Autobots, Decepticons, and humans are working and living together peacefully - that is until a new mysterious threat emerges. Old wounds threaten to reopen and new alliances threaten to sever as the inhabitants of both Cybertron and Earth struggle to struggle to prevent the Great War from starting again. A rewrite of Transformers: Energon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/17/2016
For His Sake reviews
Sans is there in Snowdin. Papyrus is there in the Hall of Judgment. You thought you knew the way it would go. You were wrong. An alternate take on Genocide!Papyrus.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Chara
For You reviews
There is a story about a masked man who slew a toad king. A final confession from Zacharie to the Batter. One-shot.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2014
The Interlocking World reviews
In an attempt to inspire trust in the public, President Business orders all robots to be removed from the Bricksburg police force and replaced with civilian officers. Good Cop, who has been working solo for a while, now has to deal with the occasional Duplo invasion with a new, inexperienced team. In the midst of this chaos, Benny approaches Good Cop with a missing person's case...
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Emmet B., Good Cop/Bad Cop, Benny, OC
Evermore reviews
I lived during a time when the world was going to end. In love, I had odd luck. I was on the threshold of the last dregs of humanity. But in the end, I was able to hold onto her, my daughter, my star, my Marceline. My name is Eva, and I'm complicated.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Betty, Hunson Abadeer, Marceline A., OC
Treehouse of Horror reviews
To celebrate Halloween, here's my own personal collection of Treehouse of Horror Stories. What's that? You say the Treehouse of Horror is supposed to be funny, not horrifying? Oops. Today's story is "Hello, Stacy!" When Lisa receives a filthy doll in a Christmas gift exchange, she tries to throw the doll away. But the doll, it seems, has other ideas...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns, Lisa S., Bart S.
Not One reviews
It's been years since She died, years since things became quiet and the humans died away, and little old Wheatley finds himself wishing it would all come back. He can still remember the days, when the place was swarming with humans, when everything, even him, was brand new...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Springfield Bioshock reviews
A city of the bottom of the ocean. It's crawling with danger, with fire, weapons, and mad men. And you, yes you, must save me. A Simpsons/BioShock parody.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S., Jessica L.
Inheritance reviews
The Decepticons are outnumbered, and the Autobots are closing in. To solve this problem, the Decepticon officials need children. As many as possible from as many people as possible, so that they may carve the next generation of Decepticon warriors. And among his Nursery group, Starscream is the best of the best. Loyal, hardworking, eager, but something dark is afoot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Starscream
The Future Diary reviews
What would you do for a Happy End? One day, as an extra credit assignment, Lisa begins a second diary, in which she writes instructions to herself. But suddenly, diary entries begin to appear before she can write them. And she's not the only one. And, to top it off, several students from Springfield Elementary have gone missing! What is the cause? Based on the anime, Mirai Nikki.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Lisa S., Milhouse vH., Edna Krabappel, Bart S.
Fears and Trembles - Redux reviews
Years after he had left him behind, a man from Waylon Smithers's past comes back into his life. Based off the story idea and characters by Lisbeth Simpson.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns
The Riddle Solvers Who Don't Solve Riddles reviews
There is a monster at this house. A wolf at the table. So answer me this: Who is the culprit?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Brother's Story reviews
"I never meant for this to happen. None of it was ever supposed to be. But I was blind and did not wish to see. And now my punishment is to always remember that night... The night my brother became a stranger... And the world went up in flames."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Megatron - Complete
Demolisher's Story reviews
He never planned to get involved in a war. He never planned to become one of them. But then again, he never planned on meeting... Him. Takes place in a continuity of my own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Demolisher, Megatron
Evolution reviews
It's millions of years in the past, and the Decepticons and Autobots are at the height of their war. The prize: A race of tiny Minicons, capable of granting them incredible power. But the truth behind these weapons is something no one could predict...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011
Really Screwed Up Future reviews
It's been ten years since Irken Invader ZIM conquered planet Earth, and two humans are on a quest to save it. How? By going back in time and preventing what was never possible. Past and future collide in this epic tale of the crappy future that is ZIM.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
The Third Side reviews
Armada verse. A familiar minicon's story from Cybetron to Earth and back again. This will recall some major events from the show, and some new stories as well. Come and see a journey about mortality, learning, and finding yourself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,550 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Mars reviews
Armada verse. The episode "Mars" from the view points of some of the characters. Some OCs. I uploaded this one again to fix some stuff. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008
Mars Chapter 2, Wonder
Armada. The episode "Mars" from the view points of some of the characters. Some OCs, but no slash. Please comment!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Published: 8/29/2008
Mars Chapter 1, Frustration
Armada verse. The episode "Mars" from the point of view of some of the characters. Some OCs, but no slash. Go easy on me, this is my first fanfiction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Published: 8/27/2008